[学英语]老友记第一季第一集中英文台词S01E01

《老友记》第一季第一集

（中央咖啡厅）

没什么好说的！他只不过是我的同事

There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I work with.

少来了，和你交往的男人…

Come on. You're going out with a guy.

多多少少一定有点问题！

There's gotta be something wrong with him.

他既驼背又戴假发？

So does he have a hump and a hair piece?

等一下，他是不是会吃粉笔？

Wait. Does he eat chalk?

我只是不希望你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙

I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl. Oh.

各位放轻松，这不算约会

Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date.

不过是两个人一起出去吃晚餐而且不上床

It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.

对我来说这就是约会

Sounds like a date to me.

做了个梦，在中学时代我站在餐厅中央…

I'm back in high school, in the middle of the cafeteria...

突然发现自己全身赤裸

...and I realize I'm totally naked.

对，没错我做过那样的梦

Oh, yeah. I've had that dream.

我低头一看，看见有一个…

Then I look down and I realize there is a phone...

在那里

...there.

而不是…没错

Instead of... That's right!

我没做过那样的梦没有

That one, I've never had. No.

突然，那个响了

All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.

结果是我妈妈打来的

And it turns out it's my mother.

这非常奇怪因为她从来都不会打给我！

Which is very, very weird because she never calls me.

嗨

Hi.

这家伙说〝嗨〞的时候我却想杀了我自己

This guy says "hello," I wanna kill myself.

你还好吧，亲爱的？

Are you okay, sweetie?

我就感觉好像某人伸手进我的喉咙抓住我的小肠，从我的嘴里拉出来

I feel like someone grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth...

再在我的脖子上打结…要吃饼干吗？

...and tied it around my neck. Cookie?

卡萝今天搬走了她的东西

Carol moved her stuff out today.

哦

Oh.

我给你拿杯咖啡

Let me get you some coffee. Thanks.

呃

Ew. Unh.

不，不要！不要清理我的光环！

No. No, don't! Stop cleansing my aura.

不要管我的光环，好吗？

Just leave my aura alone, okay?

我会没事的，好吗？真的我希望她开心

I'll be fine. All right? Really. I hope she'll be very happy.

不，你并不希望是的，我不希望！

No, you don't. No, I don't.

叫她去死，是她离开了我！

To hell with her. She left me!

你从来都不知道她是女同性恋

And you never knew she was a lesbian.

不知道！行了吧！

No! Okay?

为什么每个人老是要提出来？

Why does everyone keep fixating on that?

她都不知道，我又怎么会知道？

She didn't know. How should I know?

有时候我希望我是女同性恋…

Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.

我讲得很大声吗？

Did I say that out loud?

没事的，罗斯你现在感到很痛苦

All right, Ross. Look, you're feeling a lot of pain right now.

你很生气，很伤心

You're angry. You're hurting.

我能告诉你解决方法是什么吗？

Can I tell you what the answer is?

脱衣舞厅！

Strip joints!

别这样，你单身了！有需求的！

Come on, you're single. Have some hormones.

我不想单身，好吗？

See, but I don't want to be single, okay?

我只想…再次结婚！

I just wanna be married again.

而我只想要一百万美金！

And I just want a million dollars!

瑞秋！

Rachel?

噢，老天爷，摩妮卡感上帝！