老友记第一季第一集中英文对照
老友记第一季中英文对照
老友记第一季第一集中央咖啡馆这没什么好说的There's nothing to tell!他不过是我的同事He's just some guy I work with!少来了你们都在约会了C'mon, you're going out with the guy!这个男人一定有什么问题There's gotta be something wrong with him! 他是驼背吗戴着假发的驼背So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?等等他吃粉笔吗Wait, does he eat chalk?我只是不想你Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through 重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙what I went through with Carl拜托各位放松点这甚至不算是约会Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date.只不过是两个人出去吃个饭It's just two people going out to dinner而且不会上床and not having sex.听起来像是和我约会Sounds like a date to me.于是我回到了高中学校Alright, so I'm back in high school,我站在食堂中间I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria 然后发现自己全身赤裸and I realize I am totally naked.噢做过那种梦Oh, yeah. Had that dream.然后我低下头看见那里有一部Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone大哥大there.-那话儿变成了-没错- Instead of...? - That's right. -这种梦倒从未做过-没有- Never had that dream. - No.突然那电话响起来了All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. 结果是我妈打来的And it turns out it's my mother,这非常非常奇怪which is very-very weird because-因为她从来不打电话给我she never calls me!嗨Hi.这家伙一张嘴打招呼我就想自杀This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. 你还好吧亲爱的Are you okay, sweetie?我感觉有人把手伸入我的喉咙I just feel like someone reached down my throat抓住我的小肠grabbed my small intestine,从我嘴里扯出来pulled it out of my mouth然后缠在我脖子上and tied it around my neck...饼干Cookie?卡罗尔今天把她的东西搬走了Carol moved her stuff out today-我帮你泡杯咖啡-谢了- Let me get you some coffee. - Thanks. 不不要别再净化我的灵气了No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura!求你了别碰我的灵气好吗No, just leave my aura alone, okay?我会没事的好吧I'll be fine, alright?真的各位我希望她能幸福Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.-不你不会-没错我不会的- No you don't. - No I don't,去她的她甩掉了我to hell with her, she left me!你又不知道她是女同性恋And you never knew she was a lesbian...不知道行了吧No!! Okay?!为何大家都绕着这个话题打转Why does everyone keep fixating on that?她都不知道我怎么会知道She didn't know, how should I know?有时我希望自己也是个女同性恋Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian...我大声说出来了么Did I say that out loud?好了罗斯瞧Alright Ross, look.你现在很痛苦You're feeling a lot of pain right now.你很生气很伤心You're angry. You're hurting.要不要我给你支一招Can I tell you what the answer is?脱衣舞俱乐部Strip joint!别这样作为光棍儿爷们起来C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones! 我不想单身的好吗I don't want to be single, okay?我只想再次结婚I just...I just wanna be married again!而我只想要一百万美金And I just want a million dollars!瑞秋Rachel?!噢天啊莫妮卡嗨谢天谢地Oh,God, Monica, hi! Thank God!我刚去了你家可你不在I just went to your building and you weren't there有个拿大锤子的家伙说你可能会在这儿and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here结果你真的在这儿你真的在这儿and you are, you are!-要来杯咖啡吗-无咖啡因的- Can I get you some coffee? - De-Caff 好了各位这是瑞秋Okay, everybody, this is Rachel,另一位林肯高中的幸存者another Lincoln High survivor.这就是各位啦这是钱德勒This is everybody, this is Chandler,菲比还有乔伊and Phoebe, and Joey,还记得我哥哥罗斯吗and you remember my brother Ross?-当然嗨-嗨- Hi, sure! - Hi.你是想现在跟我们说说So you wanna tell us now还是我们再等四位湿漉漉的伴娘过来or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?噢上帝好吧Oh, God...well,大概在婚礼前半个小时it started about a half hour before the wedding. 我当时在存放礼品的房间里I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents,看着调味汁瓶and I was looking at this gravy boat.那是一件极其美丽的里摩日细瓷调味汁瓶This really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat.然后突然间When all of a sudden有糖吗Sweet 'n' Lo?我发现我对这个调味汁瓶I realized that I was more turned on比巴瑞更能引发我的兴奋感by this gravy boat than by Barry!然后我真的吓坏了And then I got really freaked out,突然想到and that's when it hit me:巴瑞真的超像薯头先生how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. 我是说我总是觉得他眼熟Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar,但是but...不管怎么说我必须离开那里Anyway, I just had to get out of there,我开始想and I started wondering"我干吗这么做我这么做是为了谁" "Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?"不管怎么说我不知该去哪里So anyway I just didn't know where to go, 而且我知道我们有点疏远了and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart,但是你是我在这个城市but you're the only person I knew唯一认识的人who lived here in the city.还没有被邀请参加婚礼Who wasn't invited to the wedding.噢我希望这不是个问题Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue...我猜他送她一台管风琴Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ,而她很不喜欢and she's really not happy about it.爸爸我只是不能嫁给他Daddy, I just... I can't marry him!对不起我只是不爱他I'm sorry. I just don't love him.可是对我来说就有关系Well, it matters to me!噢她真不应该穿那条裤子Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants. 要我说推她下楼I say push her down the stairs.推她下楼把推她下楼把推她下楼Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!爸你听我说C'mon Daddy, listen to me! 这就好像在我一生中It's like, it's like, all of my life,所有人都一直告诉我"你是一只鞋子everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! 你是鞋子你是鞋子你是鞋子You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. 可今天我停下来说And today I just stopped and I said,"如果我不想成为一只鞋呢"'What if I don't wanna be a shoe?如果我想当一个包包或是一顶帽子呢What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat!不我不是要你给我买帽子No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, 我说我是一顶帽子I'm saying I am a ha-这是比喻啦爸爸It's a metaphor, Daddy!这就是他的问题所在了You can see where he'd have trouble.听着爸爸这是我的人生Look Daddy, it's my life.也许我可以和莫妮卡住在一起Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.我猜和莫妮卡一起住的人选已然敲定了Well, I guess we've established who's staying here with Monica...也许那是我的决定Well, maybe that's my decision.也许我不需要你的钱Well, maybe I don't need your money.等等我说也许Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!!深呼吸Just breathe, breathe...that's it.就这样试着想些美好平静的事物Just try to think of nice calm things...玫瑰上的雨滴小兔子和小猫咪Rain drops on roses and rabbits and kittens还有风铃草雪橇铃和啥啥的手套bluebells and sleighbells and something with mittens...啦啦啦啥啥和绳子串起的面条La la la something and noodles with string. 还有一些These are a few...我现在好多了I'm all better now.我帮上忙啦I helped!瞧或许这样反倒最好Okay, look, this is probably for the best,y'know?你独立了可以主宰自己的人生Independence. Taking control of your life. 如有任何需求尽管来找乔伊And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey.我和钱德勒就住在对面Me and Chandler live across the hall.而且他经常不在家And he's away a lot.乔伊别再勾引她了Joey, stop hitting on her!今天是她结婚的日子It's her wedding day!怎么啦难道还有什么明文规定不成What, like there's a rule or something?请不要在这么干了这声音很烦人Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound.我是保罗It's, uh, it's Paul.让他进来Buzz him in.-保罗是谁-调酒的那个保罗吗- Who's Paul? - Paul the Wine Guy, Paul?也许吧Maybe.等等你今晚的"非正式约会"对象Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight是调酒师保罗is with Paul the Wine Guy?-他终于开口约你了吗-是的- He finally asked you out? - Yes! 噢这真是值得永久铭记的时刻Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment.瑞秋我可以取消Rach, wait, I can cancel...不你去吧我没事Please, no, go, that'd be fine!罗斯你没事吧你要我留下来吗Are, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay?那样最好That'd be good...-真的吗-才怪去吧- Really? - No, go on!那可是调酒师保罗It's Paul the Wine Guy!嗨请进保罗这是Hi, come in! Paul, this is...大家各位这是保罗...everybody, everybody, this is Paul.-嘿保罗-你好- Hey! Paul! - Hello!嗨调酒师Hi! The Wine Guy!抱歉没听清你的名字保罗是吗I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?好了坐会马上就好Okay, sit down. Two seconds.噢我刚拔掉四根睫毛不是好兆头Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.瑞秋你你今晚打算怎么过So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight?这个嘛本来我应该Well, I was kinda supposed to be在阿鲁巴岛度蜜月所以没事做headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!对哦你都不能去度蜜月上帝Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God..不过在阿鲁巴岛的这个时候说到你的No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your大蜥蜴big lizards...不管怎样如果你今晚不想独处的话Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight,乔伊和钱德勒要到我那儿Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me 帮我组合新家具put together my new furniture.是呀我们特别期待特别兴奋Yes, and we're very excited about it.真的很感谢Well actually thanks,不过我今晚想待在这儿but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight.-今天真的很漫长-好吧当然了- It's been kinda a long day. - Okay, sure.菲比你想来帮忙吗Hey, Pheebs, you wanna help?我倒希望能去帮忙但我不想去Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.我应该用一套这样的小蜗杆I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things,将托架装在侧面using a bunch of these little worm guys.但我没看见托架也没有看见什么蜗杆I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever而且我的腿麻了and I cannot feel my legs.这是什么What's this?我也不知道I have no idea.-书架做好了-全部完工- Done with the bookcase! - All finished!这是卡罗尔最爱喝的啤酒This was Carol's favorite beer. 她总是不用易拉罐喝我该知道She always drank it out of the can, I should have known.罗斯我问你一个问题Ross, let me ask you a question.她得到了家具音响和很棒的电视机She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- 你得到什么what did you get?你们You guys.-天啊-你被坑了- Oh, my God. - You got screwed.天哪Oh my God!-天哪-我知道我是个大白痴- Oh my God! - I know, I know, I'm such an idiot.她每周看四五次牙医时I guess I should have caught on when我心里就该有数了she started going to the dentist four and five times a week.我是说牙齿能需要多干净呢I mean, how clean can teeth get?我哥也碰到这种事了他也很纠结My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess.你是怎么熬过来的How did you get through it?你可以尝试不小心砸烂她贵重的东西Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers,-比如她的-腿- say her... - ...leg?那也是种选择至于我嘛That's one way! Me, I-我砸烂了她的表I went for the watch.你真的把她的表弄坏了You actually broke her watch?巴瑞对不起真是对不起Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry...你一定认为这件事跟I know you probably think that this is all about 我那天说你穿着袜子做爱有关what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on,其实不是是我的原因我只是but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I just... 喂电话又断了Hi, machine cut me off again...不管怎样听着anyway...look, look,你知道最可怕的是什么You know what the scariest part is?万一人这一辈子只有一个女人怎么办What if there's only one woman for everybody, y'know?我是说如果你找了个女人I mean what if you get one woman-然后就此过一生and that's it?不幸的是我唯一的女人爱的是女人Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman- for her...你说什么呢"一个女人"What are you talking about? 'One woman'?这就像是在说你只能吃一种冰淇淋口味That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you.让我告诉你罗斯还有很多种口味Lemme tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there.有巧克力坚果味曲奇味还有香草味There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla.还可以和糖条果仁或者奶油一起吃You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream!这简直是你一生中最大的喜事This is the best thing that ever happened to you!你难道是八岁结的婚吗You got married, you were, like, what, eight? 欢迎回到现实世界拿起勺子开挖吧Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon! 我真不晓得现在自己是真饿了还是欲火难耐I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny. 离我的冰箱远点Stay out of my freezer!自从她甩掉我之后我就Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh...怎么了你打算边搅面条边讲吗What?... What, you wanna spell it out with noodles?不这该是第五次约会时候才说的事儿No, it's, it's more of a fifth date kinda revelation.噢这么说会有第五次约会了Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date?你不想吗Isn't there?想我想的Yeah... yeah, I think there is.你刚才想说什么What were you gonna say?好吧自从她离开后Well, ever-ev-... ever since she left me,我就一直无法过um, I haven't been able to, uh, perform.性生活...Sexually.天啊天啊对不起Oh, God, Oh, God, I am sorry...-真不好意思-没事没事- I am so sorry... - It's okay...我知道你现在需要的必然不是被人喷一身水I know being spit on is probably not what you need right now.-多久了-两年了- Um... how long? - Two years.我真高兴你砸烂了她的表Wow! I'm-I'm-I'm glad you smashed her watch!那你还想要第五次约会吗So you still think you, um... might want that fifth date?是的我希望有...Yeah. Yeah, I do.看乔安妮是爱卡奇的Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi!这就是不同That's the difference!"拿起勺子"Grab a spoon.你知道我拿起勺子多久了吗Do you know how long it's been since I've grabbed a spoon?难道"比利别逞英雄"这句话对你没意义Do the words 'Billy, don't be a hero' mean anything to you?《比利别逞英雄》年代反战歌曲还有个问题Y'know, here's the thing.就算我鼓足了勇气想约个女人出来Even if I could get it together enough to- to ask a woman out,...我又能约谁呢who am I gonna ask?不可思议吧Isn't this amazing?我这辈子从没泡过咖啡I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life.-真不可思议-恭喜你了- That is amazing. - Congratulations.既然你现在正进入角色While you're on a roll有没有想做个煎蛋卷之类的东西If you feel like you have to make a Western omelet or something..不过事实上我还不太饿Although actually I'm really not that hungry... -早安-早安- Morning. - Good morning.-早安-早安保罗- Morning. - Morning, Paul.-你好保罗-嗨保罗是吧- Hello, Paul. - Hi, Paul, is it?-谢谢太感谢你了-不要这样- Thank you. Thank you so much. - Stop. 晚点联系We'll talk later.谢谢你Yeah. Thank you.那还不叫真正的约会That wasn't a real date?!那你真正的约会到底要干些什么What the hell do you do on a real date?-闭嘴把桌子抬回去-好啦- Shut up, and put my table back. - Okayyy! 好了孩子们我必须上班去了All right, kids, I gotta get to work.但如果我不输入那些数字If I don't input those numbers...也没什么关系it doesn't make much of a difference...你们大伙儿都有工作So, like, you guys all have jobs?对我们都有工作Yeah, we all have jobs.这样才有钱买东西See, that's how we buy stuff.对我是个演员Yeah, I'm an actor.你演过什么我看过吗Wow! Would I have seen you in anything? 难说大部分范围都挺小的I doubt it. Mostly regional work.等下除非你碰巧看过Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the《匹诺曹》的重播Reruns' production of Pinocchio."瞧盖佩多我是真正的小男孩了"'Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy.'《匹诺曹》的剧中台词-别这么侮辱人-你说得对对不起- I will not take this abuse. - You're right, I'm sorry."我曾是个小木偶小木偶""Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy..."今天感觉如何So how you doing today?睡得还好吧跟巴瑞谈过了吗Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry?我无法停止笑I can't stop smiling.看得出来I can see that.你活像昨晚睡觉时嘴里放了个撑衣架You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.我知道他是那么I know, he's just so, so...还记得你和托尼·德马科吗Do you remember you and Tony DeMarco? 记得啊Oh, yeah.就像那样那种感觉Well, it's like that. With feelings.-哇你真是有麻烦了- Wow,are you in trouble!好啦好啦我要站起来去工作Okay. Okay. I am just going to get up, go to work而且一整天都不要想他and not think about him all day.或者只是站起来去工作Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work. -祝我好运-为什么- Oh, look, wish me luck! - What for?我要去找那个工作什么的东西I'm gonna go get one of those job things.嘿莫妮卡Hey, Monica!嘿弗兰妮欢迎回来Hey Frannie, welcome back!在佛罗里达过得如何How was Florida?你做爱了对不You had sex, didn't you?-你怎么知道的- How do you do that?那么和谁So? Who?你认识保罗吧You know Paul? 保罗那个调酒的Paul the Wine Guy?对我认识保罗Oh yeah, I know Paul.你是说你认识他就像我认识他一样You mean you know Paul like I know Paul? 开玩笑吧保罗还欠我一个人情呢Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul.遇到我之前他已有两年无法过性生活Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.显然他是骗你的Of course it was a line!为什么为什么会有人那样做Why?! Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that?我想你是想让我们拿出一个I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated比"想和你上床"更为复杂的回答than 'to get you into bed'.问题出在我身上Is it me?难道我身上带着某种味儿Is it like I have some sort of beacon只有狗和有严重情感问题的男人才会发觉吗that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?好啦过来把你的脚给我All right, c'mere, gimme your feet.我只是以为他是个好男人I just thought he was nice, y'know?我真不相信你不知道那是个谎言I can't believe you didn't know it was a line! -猜猜怎么了-你找到工作了- Guess what? - You got a job?开玩笑吗我什么都不会Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing!今天十二个面试我都是被嘲笑轰出来的I was laughed out of twelve interviews today. 不过你却异常兴奋And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.如果你遇见"约翰&大卫"的皮靴打五折You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale,也会跟我一样的fifty percent off!是呀你多了解我啊Oh, how well you know me...这就是我不需要工作They're my new 'I don't need a job,不需要父母一双好皮靴足矣I don't need my parents, I've got great boots' boots!你怎么付的款How'd you pay for them?用信用卡Uh, credit card.那谁付账单And who pays for that?我爸啊Um... my... father.拜托你不能靠你爸一辈子C'mon, you can't live off your parents your whole life.我知道这就是为什么我要结婚I know that. That's why I was getting married. 饶了她吧第一次独立并不轻松Give her a break, it's hard being on your own for the first time.谢谢Thank you.不客气我记得我第一次来纽约时的情景You're welcome. I remember when I first came to this city.当时我十四岁I was fourteen.我妈刚自杀我继父再度入狱My mom had just killed herself and mystep-dad was back in prison,我来到这里举目无亲and I got here, and I didn't know anybody.最后我和一个白化病患者住在一起And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, 他给港务局的人清洗车窗玻璃cleaning windshields outside port authority, 后来他也自杀了and then he killed himself,然后我成了按摩师and then I found aromatherapy.所以相信我我完全了解你的感受So believe me, I know exactly how you feel. 你想要说的话是The word you're looking for is"无论如何""Anyway"...好了准备好了吗All right, you ready?-我不这么想- I don't think so.剪掉剪掉剪掉C'mon, cut. Cut, cut, cut,...欢迎来到现实世界Welcome to the real world!它糟透了但你会喜欢的It sucks. You're gonna love it!好啦你要睡在沙发上吗Well, that's it. You gonna crash on the couch? 不我要回家No. No, I gotta go home sometime.-你没事吧-没事- You be okay? - Yeah.莫妮卡看我在地板上发现了什么Hey Mon, look what I just found on the floor. 什么What?那是保罗的表That's Paul's watch.放回原地就好了You just put it back where you found it. Oh boy-好吧晚安各位-晚安- Alright. Goodnight, everybody. - Goodnight.-对不起-不不你来- Sorry- - No no no, go-不不你吃吧真的我不想吃No, you have it, really, I don't want it-分着吃-好吧- Split it? - Okay.你大概不知道You know you probably didn't know this, 我在高中时曾经but back in high school, I had a, um,暗恋过你major crush on you.我知道I knew.你知道哦You did! Oh....我还以为你一直认为I always figured you just thought我是莫妮卡的怪哥哥呢I was Monica's geeky older brother.的确如此I did.听着你是不是认为Oh. Listen, do you think不要太在意我and try not to let my intense vulnerability 脆弱的心灵become any kind of a factor here但是你觉得我能约你出去吗but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out?偶尔有可能吗Sometime? Maybe?当然或许Yeah, maybe...好好或许我会的Okay... okay, maybe I will...-晚安-晚安- Goodnight. - Goodnight.再见See ya....等等你怎么了Waitwait, what's the deal?我刚刚拿起了勺子I just grabbed a spoon.我真不敢相信我的耳朵I can't believe what I'm hearing here. 我真不敢相信我的耳朵I can't believe what I'm hearing here...怎么了我说你有一个What? I-I said you had a我说你有一个What I said you had...你能不能不这么干Would you stop?-噢我又来了-是的- Oh, was I doing it again? - Yes!有人要咖啡吗Would anybody like more coffee?是你冲的还是你端来的Did you make it, or are you just serving it?-我端来的-好吧给我来杯咖啡- I'm just serving it. - Yeah. Yeah, I'll have a cup of coffee.孩子们我又做新梦了Kids, new dream...我在拉斯维加斯I'm in Las Vegas.我是丽莎·明妮莉I'm Liza Minelli-。
老友记第一季第一集中英文对照台词
Monica:(explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.
Joey:Ohh.
Monica:(to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.
Ross:Thanks.
Phoebe:Ooh! Oh! (She starts topluckat the air just in front of Ross.)
Ross:No, no don't! Stopcleansingmyaura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?
Phoebe:Fine! Bemurky!
Ross:I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.
101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]
Monica:There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!
Monica:Now I'm guessing that he bought her the bigpipe organ, and she's really not happy about it.
Chandler:(imitatingthe characters)Tunaor egg salad? Decide!
老友记第一季第一集中英文对照台词
Ross:No I don't,to hell withher, she left me!
Joey:And you never knew she was alesbian...
Ross:No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keepfixatingon that? She didn't know,how should I know?
Monica:Oh really, so thathystericalphone call I got from a woman atsobbing3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what?? A wrong number?
Ross:(in a deep voice) I'll have whatever Christine is having.
Rachel:(on phone) Daddy, I just... I can't marry him! I'm sorry. I just don't love him. Well, it matters to me!
Monica:Now I'm guessing that he bought her the bigpipe organ, and she's really not happy about it.
Chandler:(imitatingthe characters)Tunaor egg salad?? Decide!
六人行(老友记)第一季第一集对白中英文对照资料讲解
Chandler:Cookie?
Monica:(explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.
Joey:Ohh.
Monica:(to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.
Ross:Thanks.
Phoebe:Ooh! Oh! (She starts topluckat the air just in front of Ross.)
Chandler:Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?
Ross:I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.
Chandler:Finally, IfigureI'd better answer it, and itturns outit's my mother, which is very-veryweird, because- she never calls me!
[Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]
老友记第一季第一集中英文对照台词
Joey:And you never knew she was alesbian...
Ross:No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keepfixatingon that? She didn't know, how should I know?
(The scene on TV has changed to show two women, one is holding her hair.)
Chandler:(re TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants.
Joey:I say push her down the stairs.
Monica:Who wasn't invited to the wedding.
Rachel:Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue...
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying tofigure outwhat is going on.]
Chandler:Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.
Joey:Instead of...?
Chandler:That's right.
Joey:Never had that dream.
学英语老友记第一季第一集中英文台词
《老友记》第一季第一集(中央咖啡厅)没什么好说的!他只不过是我的同事There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I work with.少来了,和你交往的男人…Come on. You're going out with a guy.多多少少一定有点问题!There's gotta be something wrong with him.他既驼背又戴假发So does he have a hump and a hair piece等一下,他是不是会吃粉笔Wait. Does he eat chalk我只是不希望你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl. Oh.各位放轻松,这不算约会Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date.不过是两个人一起出去吃晚餐而且不上床It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.对我来说这就是约会Sounds like a date to me.做了个梦,在中学时代我站在餐厅中央…I'm back in high school, in the middle of the cafeteria...突然发现自己全身赤裸...and I realize I'm totally naked.对,没错我做过那样的梦Oh, yeah. I've had that dream.我低头一看,看见有一个电话…Then I look down and I realize there is a phone...在那里...there.而不是…没错Instead of... That's right!我没做过那样的梦没有That one, I've never had. No.突然,那个电话响了All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.结果是我妈妈打来的And it turns out it's my mother.这非常奇怪因为她从来都不会打电话给我!Which is very, very weird because she never calls me.嗨Hi.这家伙说〝嗨〞的时候我却想杀了我自己This guy says "hello," I wanna kill myself.你还好吧,亲爱的Are you okay, sweetie我就感觉好像某人伸手进我的喉咙抓住我的小肠,从我的嘴里拉出来I feel like someone grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth...再在我的脖子上打结…要吃饼干吗...and tied it around my neck. Cookie卡萝今天搬走了她的东西Carol moved her stuff out today.哦Oh.我给你拿杯咖啡谢谢Let me get you some coffee. Thanks.呃Ew. Unh.不,不要!不要清理我的光环!No. No, don't! Stop cleansing my aura.不要管我的光环,好吗Just leave my aura alone, okay我会没事的,好吗真的我希望她开心I'll be fine. All right Really. I hope she'll be very happy.不,你并不希望是的,我不希望!No, you don't. No, I don't.叫她去死,是她离开了我!To hell with her. She left me!你从来都不知道她是女同性恋And you never knew she was a lesbian.不知道!行了吧!No! Okay为什么每个人老是要提出来Why does everyone keep fixating on that她都不知道,我又怎么会知道She didn't know. How should I know有时候我希望我是女同性恋…Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.我讲得很大声吗Did I say that out loud没事的,罗斯你现在感到很痛苦All right, Ross. Look, you're feeling a lot of pain right now.你很生气,很伤心You're angry. You're hurting.我能告诉你解决方法是什么吗Can I tell you what the answer is脱衣舞厅!Strip joints!别这样,你单身了!有需求的!Come on, you're single. Have some hormones.我不想单身,好吗See, but I don't want to be single, okay我只想…再次结婚!I just wanna be married again.而我只想要一百万美金!And I just want a million dollars!瑞秋!Rachel噢,老天爷,摩妮卡感谢上帝!Oh, God, Monica! Hi! Thank God!我刚到你那里去,而你不在那个拿着大锤子的家伙说I went to your building and this guy with a hammer said...你可能在这里你真在这里!...that you might be here, and you are.你想喝点咖啡吗无咖啡因的Can I get you some coffee Decaf.好了,各位,这位是瑞秋另一个林肯高中的幸存者Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor.这就是各位这是钱德、菲比This is everybody. This is Chandler and Phoebe...乔伊,还有你还记得我哥哥罗斯吗...and Joey. And remember my brother, Ross当然,嘿!嘿Sure! Hey.嗨天啊Hi. Oh, God.那你现在可以告诉我们了吗还是说我们在等着四位湿漉的伴娘So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids 好吧,大概在婚礼前半个小时Oh, God! Well, it started about a half-hour before the wedding.我在礼物间里I was in this room with all the presents...看着那个肉汁壶...and I was looking at this gravy boat.那是个非常好看的肉汁壶This really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat.然后,突然…有代糖吗When all of a sudden... Sweet 'N Low我发现…I realized...我对这个肉汁壶比对巴瑞更有冲动!...I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry.然后我吓呆了然后这个想法突然出现在脑中:Then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me:巴瑞看起来多像洋芋头先生啊How much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head.我总是觉得他眼熟,但是…You know, I mean, I always knew he looked familiar, but...总之我必须离开那里,我在想:Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering:〝我为什么这样做,我为谁这样做〞"Why am I doing this" And "Who am I doing this for"我不知道该去哪里而且我知道我和你有点疏远了Anyway, I just didn't know where to go, and I know you and I have drifted apart...但你是我这个城市里唯一认识的人...but you're the only person I know in the city.而且没有受邀参加你的婚礼Who wasn't invited to the wedding.噢,我希望你不会把它当一回事…Oh, I was kind of hoping that wouldn't be an issue.我猜他给她买了个管风琴I'm guessing he bought her the big pipe organ...而她很不喜欢那个...and she's really not happy about it.老爸,我就是无法和他结婚Daddy, I just... I can't marry him.对不起I'm sorry.我只是不爱他了I just don't love him.这对我很有关系!Well, it matters to me.她真不应该穿那条裤子She should not be wearing those pants.我觉得应该把她推下楼I say push her down the stairs.把她推下楼…Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!爸爸,听我说!Come on, Daddy, listen to me!这就好像在我一生中所有人都告诉我:〝你是鞋子!〞It's like all of my life, everyone's always told me, "You're a shoe!〝你是鞋子…〞You're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe!"然后今天,我停下来对自己说:〝如果我不想成为鞋子呢Then today I stopped and said, "What if I don't wanna be a shoe 如果我想成为一个包包What if I wanna be a purse You know或一顶帽子〞Or a hat"不,我不是要你给我买帽子我是说我是帽子I don't want you to buy me a hat, I am a hat.这是个比喻,爸爸!It's a metaphor, Daddy!你看得出他哪里听不懂You can see where he'd have trouble.爸爸,这是我的生活Look, Daddy, it's my life.也许我可以和摩妮卡住在一起Well, maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.我猜我们已经确定她要和摩妮卡住在一起了…I guess we've established she's staying with Monica.也许那是我的决定Well, maybe that's my decision.也许我不需要你的钱Well, maybe I don't need your money.等等!我说也许!Wait! Wait! I said maybe!呼吸,呼吸好,就这样Okay. Just breathe, that's it.试着想一些让你镇定的事…Just try to think of nice, calm things.玫瑰上的雨滴,还有猫的胡须Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens门铃和雪橇铃,还有手套…Doorbells and sleigh bells And something with mittens 啦啦啦,还有一些条状物…La la la something With string我现在好多了I'm all better now.我帮上忙啦I helped.瞧,这也许对你来讲是最好的知道吗Look, this is probably for the best, you know独立了,把握自己的生活Independence. Taking control of your life.还有,你还需要什么你可以随时来找乔伊And, hey, if you need anything, you can always come to Joey.我和钱德就住在对面而且他经常不在Me and Chandler live right across the hall. And he's away a lot.乔伊,不要再对她放电了今天是她结婚的日子!Joey, stop hitting on her. It's her wedding day.怎么啦,难道这还有什么规定吗What Like there's a rule or something请不要再按了那是很恐怖的声音Please don't do that again. It's a horrible sound.我是保罗让他进来!Uh, it's Paul. Buzz him in.谁是保罗保罗,红酒达人,保罗Who's Paul Paul, the wine guy, Paul也许Maybe.等等,你今晚的〝不是真正约会〞是和红酒达人保罗Wait a minute. Your "not a real date" is with Paul, the wine guy他终于约你出去啦是的!He finally asked you out Yes.真是个可以写入日记的时刻Ooh. This is a "Dear Diary" moment.瑞秋,等等,我可以取消…Rach, wait, I can cancel.不用你去吧,我不会有事的!Please, no. Go, I'll be fine.罗斯,你没事吧你希望我留下来吗Ross, are you okay I mean, do you want me to stay能留下就太好了…That'd be good.真的不,去吧!那可是红酒达人保罗耶!Really No, go on! It's Paul, the wine guy.进来,保罗,这是…Hi, come in. Paul, this is...大家各位,这是保罗...everybody. Everybody, this is Paul.保罗!红酒达人!Paul, the wine guy.红酒达人!我没听清楚你的名字,是保罗吗Wine guy. I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it请坐,两秒钟就好好Okay. Sit down. Two seconds. Okay.我刚拔掉四根睫毛不是个好兆头Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.那么瑞秋,你今晚…打算做什么So, Rachel, what are you up to tonight我本来应该到阿鲁巴度蜜月Well, I was supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon...所以,没事做!...so, nothing.对呀,你连蜜月都无法去Right. You're not even getting your honeymoon.不过,阿鲁巴,这个时候God. No, no. Although, Aruba. Heh. This time of year Eh.你可以谈论一下…Talk about your...大蜥蜴...big lizards.总之如果今晚你不想自己一个人的话Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight...乔伊和钱德要过来帮我组装我的新家具...Joey and Chandler are helping me with my furniture.对,而且我们为此感到兴奋Yes, and we're very excited about it.谢谢了,不过我想今晚还是留在这里吧Actually, thanks, but I'm just gonna hang out here tonight.今天真是漫长的一天是呀,好吧It's been a long day. Oh, sure. Okay. Sure.菲比,你要来帮忙吗Hey, Pheebs, you wanna help噢,我希望我能,但是我不想Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.我应该把支架固定在侧面I'm supposed to attach a bracket-y thing to the side things...用螺纹蜗轮ing a bunch of these little worm guys.我没有支架,没有看到螺纹蜗轮I have no bracket-y thing, I see no worm guys whatsoever...而且我的腿麻了...and I cannot feel my legs.这是什么What's this我不知道I have no idea.搞定书架了!完工了!Done with the bookcase. All finished.这是卡萝最喜欢的啤酒This was Carol's favorite beer.她总是直接从罐子喝,我该知道的She always drank it out of the can. I should have known.罗斯,我来问你一个问题Hey. Ross, let me ask you a question.她得到家具、音响、超赞的电视…She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV.那你得到了什么What did you get你们啊You guys.天呀你被耍了Oh, God. Oh, my God. You got screwed.我的老天!我知道,我真是个笨蛋Oh, my God. I know, I know. I'm such an idiot.当她一个礼拜见四、五次牙医我就该知道了I should've caught on when she went to the dentist four and five times a week.谁的牙齿需要这么干净I mean, how clean can teeth get我哥哥正在克服这种事呢他真是一团糟My brother's going through that. He's such a mess.你是怎么克服的How did you get through it他可以试着砸烂她的一些贵重的东西He might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers.比如她的…腿Say her... Leg那样也可以!Heh. That's one way of going through it, yeah.我则是砸了她的手表Me, I went for the watch.你真的砸了她的手表You actually broke her watch Mm.巴瑞,对不起,对不起Barry, I'm sorry. I am so sorry.我知道你可能认为和那天我对你说跟你穿袜子做爱有关,但不是的You probably think it's about making love with your socks on, but it isn't.这和我有关,我只是…It isn't, it's about me. And I...嘿,机器又把电话挂断了不管怎样…Hi. Machine cut me off again. Anyway...知道什么最吓人的吗如果每个人只有一个女人适合他呢You know what's scary What if there's only one woman for everybody我是说如果你得到一个女人,就这样I mean, what if you get one woman, and that's it不幸的是,以我的例子来讲是她…得到一个女人Unfortunately, in my case, there was only one woman for her.你在说什么〝一个女人〞What are you talking about One woman.那就好像你只吃一种口味的冰淇淋That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you.让我告诉你,罗斯还有很多种口味Let me tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there.有碎糖口味、饼干口味然后还有香草口味There's rocky road and cookie dough and bing cherry vanilla.还可以加糖条、果仁或者鲜奶油一起吃!You can get them with jimmies or nuts or whipped cream.这是你一生中最棒的时刻了!This is the best thing that ever happened to you.你难道是八岁结婚的You got married. You were like, what, 8欢迎回到现实里!拿起汤匙!Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon.我真不知道我是饿了还是饥渴I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.离我的冰箱远点!Then stay out of my freezer.从她离开我之后,我…Ever since she walked out on me, I...怎么啦What What你想边吃面条边讲出来You wanna spell it out with noodles不,这本该在和你第五次约会时才能说出来的No, it's more of a fifth date kind of revelation.噢,所以会有第五次约会罗Oh, so there's gonna be a fifth date会有吗Isn't there我觉得会有Yeah, yeah. I think there is.你要说什么What were you gonna say好吧Well... Er, uh...自从她离开我之后…Ever since she left me, um...我就一直…...I haven't been able to perform...无法行房...sexually.天啊,对不起Oh, God! Oh, God! I am so...对不起…没关系I'm so sorry. It's okay.被人吐水应该不是你现在需要的Being spit on is probably not what you need right now.唔…Um...多久了How long两年Two years.哇!Wow!我真高兴你砸了她的手表!I'm glad you smashed her watch.那你还希望有第五次约会吗So you still think you might want that fifth date是的Yeah.是的,我希望Yeah, I do.我乔安妮接受查理斯为我的合法丈夫I, Joanie, take you, Charles, as my lawful husband.你是否接受乔安妮…看吧Do you take Joanie... Oh! See.可是乔安妮爱佳奇!就是这里不同!But Joanie loved Chachi. That's the difference.〝拿起汤匙〞"Grab a spoon."你知道我多久没拿汤匙了吗Do you know long it's been since I grabbed a spoon〝比利,别逞英雄〞这句话对你有没有意义Do the words, "Billy, don't be a hero," mean anything to you是这样的,就算我想…You know, here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough...约一个女人出来...to ask a woman out...我该约谁...who am I gonna ask是不是很不可思议Isn't this amazing我以前从来没泡过咖啡I mean, I have never made coffee before in my life.是很不可思议恭喜你That is amazing. Congratulations.你现在刚好有心情有没有想做个蛋饼之类的东西…While you're on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make a Western omelet orsomething...不过我还不太饿…Although, actually I'm really not that hungry this morning.早安早安Good morning. Good morning.早安早安Morning. Morning.早安早安,保罗Morning. Morning, Paul.你好,保罗嘿,是保罗,对吗Hello, Paul. Hi. Paul, is it我昨晚很开心I had a really great time last night.谢谢你!太感谢你了!Thank you. Thank you so much.再聊好的We'll talk later, okay Yeah.谢谢 Thank you.那不是真正的约会!That wasn't a real date.那你真正的约会都在干什么What the hell do you do on a real date闭嘴,把我的桌子搬回去好的!Shut up and put my table back. Okay.好啦,孩子们,我要去工作啦All right, kids, I gotta get to work.不过如果我不把那些数字输入也不会有什么差别If I don't input those numbers, it doesn't make much of a difference.你们都有工作吗So, like, you guys all have jobs对,我们都有Yeah, we all have jobs.这样我们才有钱买东西See, that's how we buy stuff.对,我是演员Yeah, I'm an actor.哇,我有见过你的作品吗Wow. Would I have seen you in anything哦,应该没有,大部分是地方性节目Oh, I doubt it. Mostly regional work.等等,除非你看过翻拍的《木偶奇遇记》Unless you happened to catch the Wee One's production of Pinocchio.〝瞧,老木匠,我是个真正的小男孩〞"Look, Geppeto. I'm a real live boy."别这样羞辱我I will not take this abuse.没错,对不起You're right. I'm sorry.我曾经是个小木偶…Once I was a wooden boy A little wooden boy你今天怎么样睡得好吗So how are you doing today Did you sleep okay和巴瑞谈过吗我无法停止微笑Did you talk to Barry I can't stop smiling.看得出来,就好像你睡觉时有个衣架在你嘴里I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.我知道,他只是太…I know. He's just so...你还记得你和托尼多马哥吗Remember you and Tony De Marco是的,记得就好像那样,但有感觉Oh, yeah. Well, it's like that. With feelings.哇,你有麻烦了Oh, wow, are you in trouble!好,我要醒过来,去工作Okay, okay. I am just going to get up, go to work...而且不要整天想着他...and not think about him all day.或者只是站起来去工作Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work.喔,祝我好运!为什么Oh, wish me luck! What for我要去找工作之类的事I'm gonna go get one of those job things.嘿,摩妮卡!嘿,弗兰妮,欢迎回来!Hey, Monica. Hey, Franny. Welcome back.佛罗里达怎么样How was Florida你跟人上床了,对吧You had sex, didn't you你怎么知道的How do you do that那么,是和谁你认识保罗吗So, who You know Paul保罗,红酒达人Paul, the wine guy是的,我认识保罗Oh, yeah, I know Paul.你认识他就好像我认识他一样You mean, you know Paul like I know Paul你开玩笑吧保罗还欠我人情呢Are you kidding I take credit for Paul.在我之前,他两年都无法行房Before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.那当然是谎言!Of course it was a line.为什么为什么有人会做这样的事情Why Why would anybody do something like that我想更精确的答案是We're looking for an answer more sophisticated than:〝为了和你上床〞"To get you into bed."是因为我吗Is it me是因为我会散发某种信号吗Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs...只有狗和有感情问题的男人才会成应到...and men with severe emotional problems can hear好啦,过来这里,把你的脚给我All right, come here. Give me your feet.我只是以为他是个好人I just thought he was nice, you know我真不敢相信你不知道那是谎言!I can't believe you didn't know it was a line.猜猜怎么样Guess what.你找到工作啦开玩笑吗You got a job Are you kidding我一点经验都没有!I'm trained for nothing.我今天被十二个面试员嘲笑I was laughed out of 12 interviews today.而且你还这么高兴Yet you're surprisingly upbeat.你也会高兴的如果你发现名牌皮靴特价…Well, you would be too if you found Joan and David boots on sale...打五折!...50 percent off.是呀,你真了解我…Oh, how well you know me.这双是〝我不需要工作,我不需要父母They're my new "I don't need a job or my parents.我买了新皮靴〞的皮靴!I've got great boots" boots.你用什么付帐的信用卡How'd you pay for them Uh, credit card.那谁付帐单呢And who pays for that我爸爸Um, my father.你不能靠你爸爸过一辈子You can't live off your parents your whole life.我知道,这就是为什么我要结婚I know that. That's why I was getting married.别逼她,第一次独立生活是很困难的Give her a break. It's hard being on your own for the first time.谢谢你别客气Thank you. You're welcome.记得我第一次来这个城市我才十四岁I remember when I first came to this city, I was 14.我妈妈刚自杀我的继父又进了监狱My mom had killed herself and my stepdad was back in prison.然后在这里我不认识任何人And I got here, and I didn't know anybody.然后我和一个在港务局给人擦车窗的…I ended up living with this albino guy who was cleaning windshields...白化病人住在一起最后他也自杀了...outside Port Authority. And then he killed himself.然后我找到按摩这份工作所以相信我,我完全了解你的感受And then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel.你想说的话是:The word you're looking for is:〝总之…〞"Anyway..."好了,准备好了吗All right. You ready还没有来吧I don't think so. Oh, come on.剪掉,剪掉Cut. Cut.剪掉,剪掉,剪掉Cut, cut, cut.嘿好耶Hey. All right.欢迎来到真实世界!Welcome to the real world.它很糟糕,但是你会喜欢的!It sucks. You're gonna love it.好啦,够啦你要在沙发上睡Well, that's it. You gonna crash on the couch不,我总要回家啊你还好吗No. No, I gotta go home sometime. Are you gonna be okay是的Yeah.看我刚才在地板上发现什么Look what I just found on the floor.什么What那是保罗的手表That's Paul's watch.你就把它放回原处吧You can just put it back where you found it.好吧,晚安,各位Oh, boy. All right. Good night, everybody.晚安Good night.唔唔Hmm. Hmm.喔,抱歉不,你来Oh, sorry. No. Oh, no. Go.不,你吃吧平分No, have it, really. Split it好吧好吧Okay. Okay.谢谢Thanks.你可能不知道,在高中…You probably didn't know this, but back in high school I had...我曾暗恋过你...a major crush on you.我知道I knew.你知道You did Oh.我还以为你一直认为我是摩妮卡的书呆子哥哥呢I figured you thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.我是这么认为的I did. Oh.听着,你是不是认为…Listen, do you think...你不要太在意我的脆弱这已经成为习惯And try not to let my vulnerability become any kind of a factor here.但是你认为我可以约你出去吗Do you think it would be okay if I ask you out sometime, maybe可以啊Yeah.也许Maybe.好Okay.好吧,我可能会约你…Okay, maybe I will.晚安晚安Good night. Good night.再见See you.嗯哼Mm-hm.等等,你怎么啦Wait, wait. Hey, what's with you我刚刚拿起汤匙I just grabbed a spoon.我真不敢相信我听到的Can't believe what I'm hearing.我真不敢相信我听到的I can't believe What I'm hearing here怎么啦,我说你有个我说你有个…What I said you had... What I said you had...有完没完我的老毛病又犯了Would you stop Oh, was I doing it again没错Yes.有人要咖啡吗Would anybody like more coffee你泡的,还是你只是端过来Did you make it or are you just serving it只是端过来好吧,我要杯咖啡I'm just serving it. I'll have a cup of coffee.孩子们,新的梦…Kids, new dream.我在拉斯维加斯我是丽莎·明妮莉…I'm in Las Vegas. I'm Liza Minnelli.。
老友记第一季第一集中英文对照台词(最新整理)
101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version)[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.] Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!Joey: Come on, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?(They all stare, bemused.)Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!Monica:Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.[Time Lapse]Chandler:Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there. Joey: Instead of...?Chandler: That's right.Joey: Never had that dream.Phoebe: No.Chandler:All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!Chandler:Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me![Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]Ross: (mortified) Hi.Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.101 试播莫妮卡的新室友没什么好说的!他不过是我的同事!少来了,你和那个人一起出去!拜托,和你交往的男人一定有问题!打住,乔伊,嘴下留德。
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Chandler:And I just want a million dollars!(He extends his hand hopefully.)
Monica:Rachel?!
(Rossgestureshisconsent.)
Joey:Strip joint!C’mon,you’re single! Have somehormones!
Ross:I don't wantto be single, okay?I just.。。I just— I just wanna be married again!
Monica:Who wasn't invited to the wedding。
Rachel:Ooh,I waskinda hoping that wouldn’t be an issue。。。
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying tofigure outwhat is going on.]
Ross:No I don’t,to hell withher, she left me!
Joey:And you never knew she was alesbian。。.
Ross:No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keepfixatingon that? She didn't know,how should I know?
人行老友记第一季第一集对白中英文对照
101 The One Where Mon ica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Versi on)[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.] Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!Joey: Come on, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be somethi ng wrong with him! Cha ndler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a humpA hump anda hairpiecePhoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk(They all stare, bemused.)Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh! Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not havi ng sex.Chan dler: Sounds like a date to me.[Time Lapse]Chandler: Alright , so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of thecafeteria , and I realize I am totally n aked.All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.Chan dler: Then 1 look dow n, and I realize there's a phon e... there.Joey: In stead of...Cha ndler: That's right.Joey: Never had that dream.Phoebe: No.Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. NowI don't know what to do, everybody starts look ing at me.Moni ca: And they were n't look ing at you before!Chan dler: Fin ally, I figure rd better an swer it, and it tur ns outit's my mother, which is very-very weird , because- she never callsme![Time Lapse , Ross has entered.]Ross: ( mortified ) Hi.Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.Monica: Are you okay, sweetieRoss: I just feel like some one reached dow n mythroat, grabbed mysmall intestine , pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...Cha ndler: CookieMonica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.Joey: Ohh.Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.Ross: Thanks.Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.) Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura ! No, just leave my auraalone, okayPhoebe: Fine! Be murky!Ross: ni be fine, alright Really, every on e. I hope she'll be very happy.Monica: No you don't.Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me! 101试播没啥好说的!他不过是我的同事!少来了,你和那个人一起出去!拜托,和你交往的男人一定有问题!打住,乔伊,嘴下留德。
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[TimeLapse]
Chandler:Alright,soI'mbackinhighschool,I'mstandinginthemiddleofthecafeteria,andIrealizeIamtotallynaked.
All:Oh,yeah.Hadthatdream.
Chandler:SometimesIwishIwasalesbian...(Theyallstareathim.)DidIsaythatoutloud?
Ross:Itoldmomanddadlastnight,theyseemedtotakeitprettywell.
Monica:Ohreally,sothathystericalphonecallIgotfromawomanatsobbing3:00A.M.,"I'llneverhavegrandchildren,I'llneverhavegrandchildren."waswhat??Awrongnumber?
Joey:Comeon,you'regoingoutwiththeguy!There'sgottabesomethingwrongwithhim!
Chandler:AllrightJoey,benice.?Sodoeshehaveahump?Ahumpandahairpiece?
Phoebe:Wait,doesheeatchalk?
(Theyallstare,bemused.)
Phoebe:Just,'cause,Idon'twanthertogothroughwhatIwentthroughwithCarl-oh!
老友记第一季第一集中英文对照文本
老友记第一季第一集中英文对照文本Introduction本文档是关于《老友记》第一季第一集的中英文对照文本。
《老友记》是一部非常受欢迎的美剧,讲述了六个好朋友在纽约城市中的生活和冒险故事。
Episode 1: "The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate"中文台译名:《莫妮卡找室友》Scene 1: Central Perk coffee shop- Monica: 嗨,聘德。
- Phoebe: 好久不见,莫妮卡!- Monica: 是啊,真的好久不见了。
Scene 2: Monica's apartment- Monica: 你怎么来了?- Rachel: 我刚刚逃婚了。
- Monica: 你逃婚了?- Rachel: 是的,我觉得这个婚礼并不是我想要的。
Scene 3: Central Perk coffee shop- Monica: 查宁提时间早了,不过这样没关系。
- Rachel: 谢谢你让我住在这。
- Monica: 不客气,我很高兴能帮到你。
Scene 4: Monica's apartment- Monica: 这个房间挺小的,我会把床收起来。
- Rachel: 明天我得去找工作。
- Monica: 没问题,我可以帮你一起找。
Scene 5: Central Perk coffee shop- Ross: 哦,嗨,莫妮卡。
- Monica: 罗斯,嗨。
噢,你回来了。
- Ross: 是啊,和我妻子离婚了。
Scene 6: Monica's apartment- Monica: 大家都上学,我希望你学会了如何当个独立的人。
- Ross: 当然。
噢,这是我的妹妹,莫妮卡。
Scene 7: Central Perk coffee shop- Monica: 你在找工作了吗?- Rachel: 是的,正在找。
Scene 8: Monica's apartment- Ross: 你在找什么类型的工作?- Rachel: 我还没确定。
[学英语]老友记第一季第一集中英文台词S01E01
《老友记》第一季第一集(中央咖啡厅)没什么好说的!他只不过是我的同事There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I work with.少来了,和你交往的男人…Come on. You're going out with a guy.多多少少一定有点问题!There's gotta be something wrong with him.他既驼背又戴假发?So does he have a hump and a hair piece?等一下,他是不是会吃粉笔?Wait. Does he eat chalk?我只是不希望你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl. Oh.各位放轻松,这不算约会Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date.不过是两个人一起出去吃晚餐而且不上床It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.对我来说这就是约会Sounds like a date to me.做了个梦,在中学时代我站在餐厅中央…I'm back in high school, in the middle of the cafeteria...突然发现自己全身赤裸...and I realize I'm totally naked.对,没错我做过那样的梦Oh, yeah. I've had that dream.我低头一看,看见有一个电话…Then I look down and I realize there is a phone...在那里...there.而不是…没错Instead of... That's right!我没做过那样的梦没有That one, I've never had. No.突然,那个电话响了All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.结果是我妈妈打来的And it turns out it's my mother.这非常奇怪因为她从来都不会打电话给我!Which is very, very weird because she never calls me.嗨Hi.这家伙说〝嗨〞的时候我却想杀了我自己This guy says "hello," I wanna kill myself.你还好吧,亲爱的?Are you okay, sweetie?我就感觉好像某人伸手进我的喉咙抓住我的小肠,从我的嘴里拉出来I feel like someone grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth...再在我的脖子上打结…要吃饼干吗?...and tied it around my neck. Cookie?卡萝今天搬走了她的东西Carol moved her stuff out today.哦Oh.我给你拿杯咖啡谢谢Let me get you some coffee. Thanks.呃Ew. Unh.不,不要!不要清理我的光环!No. No, don't! Stop cleansing my aura.不要管我的光环,好吗?Just leave my aura alone, okay?我会没事的,好吗?真的我希望她开心I'll be fine. All right? Really. I hope she'll be very happy.不,你并不希望是的,我不希望!No, you don't. No, I don't.叫她去死,是她离开了我!To hell with her. She left me!你从来都不知道她是女同性恋And you never knew she was a lesbian.不知道!行了吧!No! Okay?为什么每个人老是要提出来?Why does everyone keep fixating on that?她都不知道,我又怎么会知道?She didn't know. How should I know?有时候我希望我是女同性恋…Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.我讲得很大声吗?Did I say that out loud?没事的,罗斯你现在感到很痛苦All right, Ross. Look, you're feeling a lot of pain right now.你很生气,很伤心You're angry. You're hurting.我能告诉你解决方法是什么吗?Can I tell you what the answer is?脱衣舞厅!Strip joints!别这样,你单身了!有需求的!Come on, you're single. Have some hormones.我不想单身,好吗?See, but I don't want to be single, okay?我只想…再次结婚!I just wanna be married again.而我只想要一百万美金!And I just want a million dollars!瑞秋!Rachel?噢,老天爷,摩妮卡感谢上帝!Oh, God, Monica! Hi! Thank God!我刚到你那里去,而你不在那个拿着大锤子的家伙说I went to your building and this guy with a hammer said...你可能在这里你真在这里!...that you might be here, and you are.你想喝点咖啡吗?无咖啡因的Can I get you some coffee? Decaf.好了,各位,这位是瑞秋另一个林肯高中的幸存者Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor.这就是各位这是钱德、菲比This is everybody. This is Chandler and Phoebe...乔伊,还有你还记得我哥哥罗斯吗?...and Joey. And remember my brother, Ross?当然,嘿!嘿Sure! Hey.嗨天啊Hi. Oh, God.那你现在可以告诉我们了吗还是说我们在等着四位湿漉的伴娘?So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?好吧,大概在婚礼前半个小时Oh, God! Well, it started about a half-hour before the wedding.我在礼物间里I was in this room with all the presents...看着那个肉汁壶...and I was looking at this gravy boat.那是个非常好看的肉汁壶This really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat.然后,突然…有代糖吗?When all of a sudden... Sweet 'N Low?我发现…I realized...我对这个肉汁壶比对巴瑞更有冲动!...I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry.然后我吓呆了然后这个想法突然出现在脑中:Then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me:巴瑞看起来多像洋芋头先生啊How much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head.我总是觉得他眼熟,但是…You know, I mean, I always knew he looked familiar, but...总之我必须离开那里,我在想:Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering:〝我为什么这样做,我为谁这样做?〞"Why am I doing this?" And "Who am I doing this for?"我不知道该去哪里而且我知道我和你有点疏远了Anyway, I just didn't know where to go, and I know you and I have drifted apart...但你是我这个城市里唯一认识的人...but you're the only person I know in the city.而且没有受邀参加你的婚礼Who wasn't invited to the wedding.噢,我希望你不会把它当一回事…Oh, I was kind of hoping that wouldn't be an issue.我猜他给她买了个管风琴I'm guessing he bought her the big pipe organ...而她很不喜欢那个...and she's really not happy about it.老爸,我就是无法和他结婚Daddy, I just... I can't marry him.对不起I'm sorry.我只是不爱他了I just don't love him.这对我很有关系!Well, it matters to me.她真不应该穿那条裤子She should not be wearing those pants.我觉得应该把她推下楼I say push her down the stairs.把她推下楼…Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!爸爸,听我说!Come on, Daddy, listen to me!这就好像在我一生中所有人都告诉我:〝你是鞋子!〞It's like all of my life, everyone's always told me, "You're a shoe!〝你是鞋子…〞You're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe!"然后今天,我停下来对自己说:〝如果我不想成为鞋子呢?如果我想成为一个包包?What if I wanna be a purse? You know?或一顶帽子?〞Or a hat?"不,我不是要你给我买帽子我是说我是帽子I don't want you to buy me a hat, I am a hat.这是个比喻,爸爸!It's a metaphor, Daddy!你看得出他哪里听不懂You can see where he'd have trouble.爸爸,这是我的生活Look, Daddy, it's my life.也许我可以和摩妮卡住在一起Well, maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.我猜我们已经确定她要和摩妮卡住在一起了…I guess we've established she's staying with Monica.也许那是我的决定Well, maybe that's my decision.也许我不需要你的钱Well, maybe I don't need your money.等等!我说也许!Wait! Wait! I said maybe!呼吸,呼吸好,就这样Okay. Just breathe, that's it.试着想一些让你镇定的事…Just try to think of nice, calm things.玫瑰上的雨滴,还有猫的胡须Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens门铃和雪橇铃,还有手套…Doorbells and sleigh bells And something with mittens啦啦啦,还有一些条状物…La la la something With string我现在好多了I'm all better now.我帮上忙啦I helped.瞧,这也许对你来讲是最好的知道吗?Look, this is probably for the best, you know?独立了,把握自己的生活Independence. Taking control of your life.还有,你还需要什么你可以随时来找乔伊And, hey, if you need anything, you can always come to Joey.我和钱德就住在对面而且他经常不在乔伊,不要再对她放电了今天是她结婚的日子!Joey, stop hitting on her. It's her wedding day.怎么啦,难道这还有什么规定吗?What? Like there's a rule or something?请不要再按了那是很恐怖的声音Please don't do that again. It's a horrible sound.我是保罗让他进来!Uh, it's Paul. Buzz him in.谁是保罗?保罗,红酒达人,保罗?Who's Paul? Paul, the wine guy, Paul?也许Maybe.等等,你今晚的〝不是真正约会〞是和红酒达人保罗?Wait a minute. Your "not a real date" is with Paul, the wine guy?他终于约你出去啦?是的!He finally asked you out? Yes.真是个可以写入日记的时刻Ooh. This is a "Dear Diary" moment.瑞秋,等等,我可以取消…Rach, wait, I can cancel.不用你去吧,我不会有事的!Please, no. Go, I'll be fine.罗斯,你没事吧?你希望我留下来吗?Ross, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay?能留下就太好了…That'd be good.真的?不,去吧!那可是红酒达人保罗耶!Really? No, go on! It's Paul, the wine guy.进来,保罗,这是…Hi, come in. Paul, this is...大家各位,这是保罗...everybody. Everybody, this is Paul.保罗!红酒达人!Paul, the wine guy.红酒达人!我没听清楚你的名字,是保罗吗?Wine guy. I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?请坐,两秒钟就好好Okay. Sit down. Two seconds. Okay.我刚拔掉四根睫毛不是个好兆头Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.那么瑞秋,你今晚…打算做什么?So, Rachel, what are you up to tonight?我本来应该到阿鲁巴度蜜月Well, I was supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon...所以,没事做!...so, nothing.对呀,你连蜜月都无法去Right. You're not even getting your honeymoon.不过,阿鲁巴,这个时候?God. No, no. Although, Aruba. Heh. This time of year? Eh.你可以谈论一下…Talk about your...大蜥蜴...big lizards.总之如果今晚你不想自己一个人的话Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight...乔伊和钱德要过来帮我组装我的新家具...Joey and Chandler are helping me with my furniture.对,而且我们为此感到兴奋Yes, and we're very excited about it.谢谢了,不过我想今晚还是留在这里吧Actually, thanks, but I'm just gonna hang out here tonight.今天真是漫长的一天是呀,好吧It's been a long day. Oh, sure. Okay. Sure.菲比,你要来帮忙吗?Hey, Pheebs, you wanna help?噢,我希望我能,但是我不想Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.我应该把支架固定在侧面I'm supposed to attach a bracket-y thing to the side things...用螺纹蜗轮ing a bunch of these little worm guys.我没有支架,没有看到螺纹蜗轮I have no bracket-y thing, I see no worm guys whatsoever...而且我的腿麻了...and I cannot feel my legs.这是什么?What's this?我不知道I have no idea.搞定书架了!完工了!Done with the bookcase. All finished.这是卡萝最喜欢的啤酒This was Carol's favorite beer.她总是直接从罐子喝,我该知道的She always drank it out of the can. I should have known.罗斯,我来问你一个问题Hey. Ross, let me ask you a question.她得到家具、音响、超赞的电视…She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV.那你得到了什么?What did you get?你们啊You guys.天呀你被耍了Oh, God. Oh, my God. You got screwed.我的老天!我知道,我真是个笨蛋Oh, my God. I know, I know. I'm such an idiot.当她一个礼拜见四、五次牙医我就该知道了I should've caught on when she went to the dentist four and five times a week.谁的牙齿需要这么干净?I mean, how clean can teeth get?我哥哥正在克服这种事呢他真是一团糟My brother's going through that. He's such a mess.你是怎么克服的?How did you get through it?他可以试着砸烂她的一些贵重的东西He might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers.比如她的…腿?Say her... Leg?那样也可以!Heh. That's one way of going through it, yeah.我则是砸了她的手表Me, I went for the watch.你真的砸了她的手表?You actually broke her watch? Mm.巴瑞,对不起,对不起Barry, I'm sorry. I am so sorry.我知道你可能认为和那天我对你说跟你穿袜子做爱有关,但不是的You probably think it's about making love with your socks on, but it isn't.这和我有关,我只是…It isn't, it's about me. And I...嘿,机器又把电话挂断了不管怎样…Hi. Machine cut me off again. Anyway...知道什么最吓人的吗?如果每个人只有一个女人适合他呢?You know what's scary? What if there's only one woman for everybody?我是说如果你得到一个女人,就这样I mean, what if you get one woman, and that's it?不幸的是,以我的例子来讲是她…得到一个女人Unfortunately, in my case, there was only one woman for her.你在说什么?〝一个女人〞?What are you talking about? One woman.那就好像你只吃一种口味的冰淇淋That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you.让我告诉你,罗斯还有很多种口味Let me tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there.有碎糖口味、饼干口味然后还有香草口味There's rocky road and cookie dough and bing cherry vanilla.还可以加糖条、果仁或者鲜奶油一起吃!You can get them with jimmies or nuts or whipped cream.这是你一生中最棒的时刻了!This is the best thing that ever happened to you.你难道是八岁结婚的?You got married. You were like, what, 8?欢迎回到现实里!拿起汤匙!Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon.我真不知道我是饿了还是饥渴I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.离我的冰箱远点!Then stay out of my freezer.从她离开我之后,我…Ever since she walked out on me, I...怎么啦?What? What?你想边吃面条边讲出来?You wanna spell it out with noodles?不,这本该在和你第五次约会时才能说出来的No, it's more of a fifth date kind of revelation.噢,所以会有第五次约会罗?Oh, so there's gonna be a fifth date?会有吗?Isn't there?我觉得会有Yeah, yeah. I think there is.你要说什么?What were you gonna say?好吧Well... Er, uh...自从她离开我之后…Ever since she left me, um...我就一直…...I haven't been able to perform...无法行房...sexually.天啊,对不起Oh, God! Oh, God! I am so...对不起…没关系I'm so sorry. It's okay.被人吐水应该不是你现在需要的Being spit on is probably not what you need right now.唔…Um...多久了?How long?两年Two years.哇!Wow!我真高兴你砸了她的手表!I'm glad you smashed her watch.那你还希望有第五次约会吗?So you still think you might want that fifth date?是的Yeah.是的,我希望Yeah, I do.我乔安妮接受查理斯为我的合法丈夫I, Joanie, take you, Charles, as my lawful husband.你是否接受乔安妮…看吧Do you take Joanie...? Oh! See.可是乔安妮爱佳奇!就是这里不同!But Joanie loved Chachi. That's the difference.〝拿起汤匙〞"Grab a spoon."你知道我多久没拿汤匙了吗?Do you know long it's been since I grabbed a spoon?〝比利,别逞英雄〞这句话对你有没有意义?Do the words, "Billy, don't be a hero," mean anything to you?是这样的,就算我想…You know, here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough...约一个女人出来...to ask a woman out...我该约谁?...who am I gonna ask?是不是很不可思议?Isn't this amazing?我以前从来没泡过咖啡I mean, I have never made coffee before in my life.是很不可思议恭喜你That is amazing. Congratulations.你现在刚好有心情有没有想做个蛋饼之类的东西…While you're on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make a Western omelet or something...不过我还不太饿…Although, actually I'm really not that hungry this morning.早安早安Good morning. Good morning.早安早安Morning. Morning.早安早安,保罗Morning. Morning, Paul.你好,保罗嘿,是保罗,对吗?Hello, Paul. Hi. Paul, is it?我昨晚很开心I had a really great time last night.谢谢你!太感谢你了!Thank you. Thank you so much.再聊好的We'll talk later, okay? Yeah.谢谢 Thank you.那不是真正的约会!That wasn't a real date.那你真正的约会都在干什么?What the hell do you do on a real date?闭嘴,把我的桌子搬回去好的!Shut up and put my table back. Okay.好啦,孩子们,我要去工作啦All right, kids, I gotta get to work.不过如果我不把那些数字输入也不会有什么差别If I don't input those numbers, it doesn't make much of a difference.你们都有工作吗?So, like, you guys all have jobs?对,我们都有Yeah, we all have jobs.这样我们才有钱买东西See, that's how we buy stuff.对,我是演员Yeah, I'm an actor.哇,我有见过你的作品吗?Wow. Would I have seen you in anything?哦,应该没有,大部分是地方性节目Oh, I doubt it. Mostly regional work.等等,除非你看过翻拍的《木偶奇遇记》Unless you happened to catch the Wee One's production of Pinocchio.〝瞧,老木匠,我是个真正的小男孩〞"Look, Geppeto. I'm a real live boy."别这样羞辱我I will not take this abuse.没错,对不起You're right. I'm sorry.我曾经是个小木偶…Once I was a wooden boy A little wooden boy你今天怎么样?睡得好吗?So how are you doing today? Did you sleep okay?和巴瑞谈过吗?我无法停止微笑Did you talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.看得出来,就好像你睡觉时有个衣架在你嘴里I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.我知道,他只是太…I know. He's just so...你还记得你和托尼多马哥吗?Remember you and Tony De Marco?是的,记得就好像那样,但有感觉Oh, yeah. Well, it's like that. With feelings.哇,你有麻烦了Oh, wow, are you in trouble!好,我要醒过来,去工作Okay, okay. I am just going to get up, go to work...而且不要整天想着他...and not think about him all day.或者只是站起来去工作Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work.喔,祝我好运!为什么?Oh, wish me luck! What for?我要去找工作之类的事I'm gonna go get one of those job things.嘿,摩妮卡!嘿,弗兰妮,欢迎回来!Hey, Monica. Hey, Franny. Welcome back.佛罗里达怎么样?How was Florida?你跟人上床了,对吧?You had sex, didn't you?你怎么知道的How do you do that?那么,是和谁?你认识保罗吗?So, who? You know Paul?保罗,红酒达人?Paul, the wine guy?是的,我认识保罗Oh, yeah, I know Paul.你认识他就好像我认识他一样?You mean, you know Paul like I know Paul?你开玩笑吧?保罗还欠我人情呢Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul.在我之前,他两年都无法行房Before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.那当然是谎言!Of course it was a line.为什么?为什么有人会做这样的事情?Why? Why would anybody do something like that?我想更精确的答案是We're looking for an answer more sophisticated than:〝为了和你上床〞"To get you into bed."是因为我吗?Is it me?是因为我会散发某种信号吗?Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs...只有狗和有感情问题的男人才会成应到?...and men with severe emotional problems can hear?好啦,过来这里,把你的脚给我All right, come here. Give me your feet.我只是以为他是个好人I just thought he was nice, you know?我真不敢相信你不知道那是谎言!I can't believe you didn't know it was a line.猜猜怎么样?Guess what.你找到工作啦?开玩笑吗?You got a job? Are you kidding?我一点经验都没有!I'm trained for nothing.我今天被十二个面试员嘲笑I was laughed out of 12 interviews today.而且你还这么高兴Yet you're surprisingly upbeat.你也会高兴的如果你发现名牌皮靴特价…Well, you would be too if you found Joan and David boots on sale...打五折!...50 percent off.是呀,你真了解我…Oh, how well you know me.这双是〝我不需要工作,我不需要父母They're my new "I don't need a job or my parents.我买了新皮靴〞的皮靴!I've got great boots" boots.你用什么付帐的?信用卡How'd you pay for them? Uh, credit card.那谁付帐单呢?And who pays for that?我爸爸Um, my father.你不能靠你爸爸过一辈子You can't live off your parents your whole life.我知道,这就是为什么我要结婚I know that. That's why I was getting married.别逼她,第一次独立生活是很困难的Give her a break. It's hard being on your own for the first time.谢谢你别客气Thank you. You're welcome.记得我第一次来这个城市我才十四岁I remember when I first came to this city, I was 14.我妈妈刚自杀我的继父又进了监狱My mom had killed herself and my stepdad was back in prison.然后在这里我不认识任何人And I got here, and I didn't know anybody.然后我和一个在港务局给人擦车窗的…I ended up living with this albino guy who was cleaning windshields...白化病人住在一起最后他也自杀了...outside Port Authority. And then he killed himself.然后我找到按摩这份工作所以相信我,我完全了解你的感受And then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel.你想说的话是:The word you're looking for is:〝总之…〞"Anyway..."好了,准备好了吗?All right. You ready?还没有来吧I don't think so. Oh, come on.剪掉,剪掉Cut. Cut.剪掉,剪掉,剪掉Cut, cut, cut.嘿好耶Hey. All right.欢迎来到真实世界!Welcome to the real world.它很糟糕,但是你会喜欢的!It sucks. You're gonna love it.好啦,够啦你要在沙发上睡?Well, that's it. You gonna crash on the couch?不,我总要回家啊你还好吗?No. No, I gotta go home sometime. Are you gonna be okay?是的Yeah.看我刚才在地板上发现什么Look what I just found on the floor.什么?What?那是保罗的手表That's Paul's watch.你就把它放回原处吧You can just put it back where you found it.好吧,晚安,各位Oh, boy. All right. Good night, everybody.晚安Good night.唔唔Hmm. Hmm.喔,抱歉不,你来Oh, sorry. No. Oh, no. Go.不,你吃吧平分?No, have it, really. Split it?好吧好吧Okay. Okay.谢谢Thanks.你可能不知道,在高中…You probably didn't know this, but back in high school I had...我曾暗恋过你...a major crush on you.我知道I knew.你知道?You did? Oh.我还以为你一直认为我是摩妮卡的书呆子哥哥呢I figured you thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.我是这么认为的I did. Oh.听着,你是不是认为…Listen, do you think...你不要太在意我的脆弱这已经成为习惯And try not to let my vulnerability become any kind of a factor here.但是你认为我可以约你出去吗?Do you think it would be okay if I ask you out sometime, maybe?可以啊Yeah.也许Maybe.好Okay.好吧,我可能会约你…Okay, maybe I will.晚安晚安Good night. Good night.再见See you.嗯哼Mm-hm.等等,你怎么啦?Wait, wait. Hey, what's with you?我刚刚拿起汤匙I just grabbed a spoon.我真不敢相信我听到的Can't believe what I'm hearing.我真不敢相信我听到的I can't believe What I'm hearing here怎么啦,我说你有个我说你有个…What? I said you had... What? I said you had...有完没完我的老毛病又犯了?Would you stop? Oh, was I doing it again?没错Yes.有人要咖啡吗?Would anybody like more coffee?你泡的,还是你只是端过来?Did you make it or are you just serving it?只是端过来好吧,我要杯咖啡I'm just serving it. I'll have a cup of coffee.孩子们,新的梦…Kids, new dream.我在拉斯维加斯我是丽莎·明妮莉…I'm in Las Vegas. I'm Liza Minnelli.。
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101The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate(The Pilot-The101试播莫妮卡的新室友Uncut Version)[Scene:Central Perk,Chandler,Joey,Phoebe,and Monica are there.]Monica:There's nothing to tell!He's just some guy I work with!没什么好说的!他不过是我的同事!Joey:Come on,you're going out with the guy!There's gotta be something少来了,你和那个人一起出去!拜托,和你wrong with him!交往的男人一定有问题!Chandler:All right Joey,be nice.So does he have a hump?A hump and打住,乔伊,嘴下留德。
他驼背?既驼背又a hairpiece?Phoebe:Wait,does he eat chalk?带假发?慢着,他吃粉笔吗?(They all stare,bemused.)Phoebe:Just,'cause,I don't want her to go through what I went through我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙。
with Carl-oh!Monica:Okay,everybody relax.This is not even a date.It's just two各位别急,这不算约会。
我们不过是出去吃people going out to dinner and-not having sex. Chandler:Sounds like a date to me.晚餐,而且不做爱。
听起来好像是说我的约会。
老友记第一季第一集中英文对照
101. The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot)the pilot: 美国电视剧新剧开播都会有一个试播来测试观众对新剧的接受程度,以此来决定是否再继续播下去,也可以说是一个开端,第一集,试播[Scene: Central Park, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]Central Park: 中央公园,坐落于纽约曼哈顿市中心-Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!guy: 男人,家伙 work with: 与….共事没什么好说的!他不过是我的同事!-Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!gotta=have got to: 必须少来了,你和那个人一起出去!和你交往的男人一定有问题!-Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece? hump: 驼背 hairpiece: 假发打住,Joey,嘴下留德。
他驼背?既驼背又带假发?-Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?chalk: 粉笔慢着,他吃粉笔吗?(They all stare, bemused.)stare: 盯,凝视 bemuse: 发呆-Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!go through: 经历我只是不想她重蹈我和Carl的覆辙。
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Rachel:Look Daddy,it’s my life. Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica。
Monica:So you wanna tell us now,or are we waiting for four wetbridesmaids?
Rachel:Oh God。.. well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at thisgravyboat。This reallygorgeousLamauge gravy boat。When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her coffee)Sweet ’n’ Lo?— I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry!And then I got reallyfreakedout,and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr。Potato Head。Y’know, I mean,I always knew looked familiar,but.。. Anyway,I just had to get out of there,and I started wondering ’Why am I doing this,and who am I doing this for?’.(to Monica)So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kindadrifted apart,but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.
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favorite bath towel.Paul: Ooh,steerclearof you.Monica:That’sright. [Scene:Monica’s Apartm ent, Rachelis talking on thephoneandpacing.]Rachel:Barry, I’m sorry。
..Iam so sorry.。
I know you probably think that this is all about what I saidtheotherdayabout you makinglove with your socks on, but itisn’t。
.。
it isn’t,it’sabout me, and I ju—(She stops talking and dialsthephone.) H i, machinecut meoffagain...anyway。
..look,loo k, I know thatsome girlis going to be incrediblyluckyto becomeMrs。
Barry Finkel,butit isn'tme,it’s not me。
And not thatIhave any ideawho m eis rightnow,butyou just haveto give me a chance too。
.. (The maching cuts her offagain and she redials.) [Scene: Ross'sApartment; Ross is pacing while Joey an dChandler are working onsome more furniture。
]Ross:I’mdivorced! I’m only26and I’m divorced! Joey:Shut up!Chandler:You must stop! (Chandlerhits what he i sworkingon withahammerand it collapses。
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101. The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot)the pilot: 美国电视剧新剧开播都会有一个试播来测试观众对新剧的接受程度,以此来决定是否再继续播下去,也可以说是一个开端,第一集,试播[Scene:Central Park,Chandler,Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]Central Park:中央公园,坐落于纽约曼哈顿市中心-Monica: There’s not hing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!guy: 男人,家伙work with: 与…。
共事没什么好说的!他不过是我的同事!-Joey:C'mon,you’re going out with the guy!There's gotta be something wrong with him!gotta=have got to: 必须少来了,你和那个人一起出去!和你交往的男人一定有问题!—Chandler:All right Joey,be nice。
So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?hump:驼背hairpiece:假发打住,Joey,嘴下留德.他驼背?既驼背又带假发?—Phoebe:Wait, does he eat chalk?chalk:粉笔慢着,他吃粉笔吗?(They all stare, bemused.)stare: 盯,凝视bemuse:发呆-Phoebe:Just,'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!go through: 经历我只是不想她重蹈我和Carl的覆辙。
—Monica:Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.relax: 放松date: 约会have sex: 发生性行为各位别急,这不算约会.我们不过是出去吃晚餐,而且没做爱。
—Chandler: Sounds like a date to me。
sound like: 听起来听起来好像是说我的约会。
[Time Lapse]lapse:飞逝—Chandler: Alright,so I'm back in high school,I’m standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.alright:好吧cafeteria:食堂realize: 意识totally: 完全naked: 裸体的,无装饰的记得中学时代的梦,我站在自助餐厅,突然发现自己全身赤裸。
-All:Oh, yeah。
Had that dream。
dream:梦我做过那样的梦。
—Chandler: Then I look down,and I realize there’s a phone.。
. there。
look down:低头看我低头一看,看见有一支电话……在那儿。
-Joey:Instead of.。
.?而不是……?—Chandler:That’s right。
没错.-Joey: Never had that dream.我没做过那样的梦-Phoebe:No。
没有.-Chandler:All of a sudden,the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.all of a sudden:突然那支电话突然响起,而我不知道怎么办,每个人都开始望着我.-M onica: And they weren’t looking at you before?!他们以前不看你吗?!-Chandler:Finally, I figure I’d better answer it,and it turns out it’s my mother,which is very-very weird, because— she never calls me!figure: 认为,领会到turn out:结果是weird: 怪异的终于,我认为我应该接,结果是我妈打来,我感到很奇怪,因为我妈不曾打过电话给我![Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]enter: 进来-Ross: (mortified)Hi.motified: 受辱的,羞愧的嗨。
—Joey: This guy says hello,I wanna kill myself.wanna=want to 仅用口语这家伙向我打招呼时我就想自杀.—Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?sweetie:[口语]心爱者,爱人,恋人,情人;亲爱的人你还好吧?—Ross:I just feel like someone reached down my throat,grabbed my small intestine,pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck.。
reach:到达,伸出throat: 喉咙grab: 抓取,抢去intestine:肠pull out of:把……从……。
拉出来mouth: 嘴tie: 系around: 周围neck: 脖子,颈我感觉有人把手伸入我的喉咙,抓起我的肠子,从我的口中取出,然后绑在我脖子上……【《大话西游》里面一开始孙猴子发狠就是这样子讲的,不知道是谁抄袭谁,这里Ross用来形容妻子Carol是Lesbian并同他离婚后的心情。
】-Chandler: Cookie?饼干?—Monica:(explaining to the others)Carol moved her stuff out today.explain:解释stuff: 东西Carol今天把她的东西搬走了。
哦我帮你泡杯咖啡谢谢pluck:摘,拉,拔哦…cleanse:使.。
.清洁,净化,使。
.。
纯洁 aura:气味,气息【然后当Ross坐下来之后,旁边的Phoebe 想帮Ross除下晦气(Phoebe就是这么的相信神鬼之说),Ross说到“Stop cleansing my aura”.这句话中aura这个词是指的头顶上的光环,就像天使头上顶的那个甜麦圈】不要……别清理我的灵气.可是……别碰我的灵气就是了。
murky:晦气的,黑暗的【Murky这个词字典里面是黑暗的、阴暗的意思,这个地方可以理解为晦气、倒霉,这个是句很实用的用法】好吧,保持晦气!我会没事的,真的,我祝她幸福。
—Monica:No you don't.不,你不会的。
—Ross: No I don’t, to hell with her, she left me!hell: 地狱我不会的,去她的,她甩掉我!—Joey:And you never knew she was a lesbian.。
lesbian:同性恋的女性而且你一直都不知道她是女同性恋者。
—Ross:No!! Okay?!Why does everyone keep fixating on that?She didn't know, how should I know?fixate: 使固定【Why does everyone keep fixating on that?这句话很实用,意思是为什么你们总是提起那件事呢?因为Joey又提到了Ross妻子Carol是lesbian的事儿,Ross非常恼火,于是冒出这样一句,我们平常生活中也可以用一下】没有!!行了吧?!为何大家都围着这个话题打转?连她不知道,我怎会知道. —Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.。
. (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud? stare at:盯着看loud: 大声的有时真希望自己也是个女同志.我刚刚大声说出来了吗?—Ross:I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well。
seem: 好像take:接受pretty:很,非常昨晚我告诉我父母,他们好像还挺好.-Monica:Oh really,so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A。
M., hysterical: 歇斯底里的sobbing:呜咽,抽噎真的吗,凌晨三点我接到一个电话,一个女人歇斯底里地向我哭诉,"I'll never have grandchildren,I'll never have grandchildren。
" was what? A wrong number?grandchildren: 孙儿女们“我不能抱孙子了,我不能抱孙子了。
”那是什么?打错了?-Ross:Sorry.对不起-Joey: Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You’re angry。
You’re hurting。
Can I tell you what the answer is?pain: 痛苦hurt:受伤别闷闷不乐了,Ross。
你现在很痛苦。
你一肚子火,心如刀割.我能告诉你解决之道吗?(Ross gestures his consent.)gesture:手势consent: 同意—Joey: Strip joint! C'mon,you're single! Have some hormones!C'mon=come on single: 单身hormones:贺尔蒙,性激素【joint的意思是地点,场地,通常用在不怎么高雅的地方.Strip就是脱的意思,而stripper就是指的脱衣舞娘/男,这个意思绝对是字典里面查不到的】脱衣舞酒店.你单身,有性需求。