神探机灵猴
《神探飞机头2(1995)》完整中英文对照剧本
报告目前不见踪影Negative. No sign.等等我看到他了Wait a second. I think I got him.你可要知道你能用那个东西弄掉别人的眼睛You know... you could put someone's eye out with that thing.王牌乘客们都救上来了我们要走了We airlifted out the last passengers, Ace. We're heading out.你们不管动物死活吗What about the animal cargo?别傻了不过是浣熊我若是你才懒得管Don't worry. It's just one little raccoon. If I were you, I'd turn back. 是吗Yeah?如果你是我的话那我就是你If you were me then I'd be you.我会用你的身体在上面And I'd use your body to get to the top!你阻止不了我不管你是谁You can't stop me, no matter who you are!废物Loser!废物L-o-o...s-e-r.饿了吗兄弟Hungry, fella?这样应该够阻止你一段时间了That ought to hold you for a while.别难过史派克That's okay, Spike.我们尽力了There's nothing more we can do.你看史派克Look, Spike!别紧张小朋友Do not fret, my woodland friend.你的性命掌握在王牌范杜拉手里Your life is in the hands of Ace Ventura...别号♥宠物大侦探Pet Detective.不管发生什么事Whatever you do...绝对不要往下看don't look down.抓紧啊Hang on!抓紧啊小兄弟Hang on little buddy我抓住你了I got you!大概抓住你了I think I got you!也许没抓住你在往下滑Maybe not. You're slipping!不要松手Don't let go!天啊My goodness.你好Hello, heh.我差点被你吓死That was quite a shock.很高兴见到你It's, um, extremely nice to meet you. 我叫葛富顿My name is Fulton Greenwall...有没有人叫做范杜拉的and I am looking for an Ace Ventura. 本寺修道者中No man here...没有人是这个carries with him...名字a label.什么What?哦我懂了Oh, yes.隐姓埋名早该想到No names. How silly of me.他是个老美He's an American.我们都是造物主共同的子民We are all children...of the same life force.当然当然Yes, of course we are.额Well uh...他有特异功能会用屁♥股♥说话He bends over and speaks from his rear.哦原来是他Oh, him.请随我来Right this way.他初来此时精神濒于崩溃He came to us a broken man.完全失去了生存的意志He had lost the will to sustain his existence.是的我听说过浣熊的事了Yes, I heard about that unfortunate accident with the raccoon. 这事件对他是大的打击It was terrible for him.但造物主But the life force...再度once again...垂幸降怜smiled upon him.他现在He's now...心灵恢复了祥和at peace.我在这里等着I will wait here.哦Oh oh.对不起啦I must apologize.算了没关系Quite. Well, uh, um, no harm done.我先自我介绍Let me introduce myself.我叫葛富顿My name is Fulton Greenwall,现在我想借用阁下长才协助寻找失踪动物and I'm here to employ your services...in the retrieval of a lost animal now. 你能帮助我们吗Can you help us?你的要求会让我想到你的直肠Your request is like your intestine.奇臭难当而且危险之至Stinky and loaded with danger.我们愿意重金礼聘We can pay handsomely.我现在是修道之人I am now a child of light.尘世富贵对我如浮云Your earthly money holds no appeal to me.两万块美金Twenty thousand dollars.咳-咳-咳-咳-咳Re-eh-eh-eh-eh!真的Really?不行No.我没办法I cannot.这里需要我For I am sorely needed...在这里here...静修at the ashram.抱歉插个嘴If I may interject?最近寺里空间不大够We're short of space.而且你该善用你的天赋And it's important for you to use your talents.我帮你打包行李Let me help you pack.我还没达到天人合一的境界But I am yet to attain omnipresent super-galactic oneness.等着Wait!好了There it is!你天人合一了You've just attained it.真的I have?是的就在这一刻Yes. Just now.你达到了You are one.你的眼神证明了一切I can see it in your eyes.你简直超级天人合一You're more one than anyone.修道成功的奖励呢What about my medallion of spiritual accomplishment? 拿去吧Take mine.这是你八十年苦修换来的This took you 80 years to achieve!没关系反正我现在不想要了真的That's okay. I don't like it anymore. Really.你是如此无私无我的奉献In light of this personal sacrifice you've made...令我不忍♥继续推辞I have no choice...我决定接了but to take the case.很好Great.我马上告诉大家I'll tell the others.师♥父♥Master.要好好地跟他们讲Break it to them gently.从没看过他们这么夸张I've never seen them act like that before.虽然难过依然强颜欢笑Denial can be an ugly thing.该走了飞机安排好了We should go, Mr. Ventura. I've arranged a plane.你先到下面等我I'll meet you at the bottom.我还要办一件很重要的事There's still one more thing I must do before I go.酷毙了吧Isn't this incredible?这下子肯定会作为一项记录的It's going to be some kind of record!每个人都喜欢苗条Everyone loves a Slinky你一定要苗条You gotta get a Slinky苗条苗条Slinky, Slinky加油苗条加油Go Slinky go气死人怎么有这种事Oh, man!Can you believe it?竟然就停在这里It was right there!再来一次好吗One more time?抱歉我们快赶不上飞机了Forgive me, but if we don't hurry, we might miss the plane. 说得也是Of course.我太自私了How selfish of me.走吧我郑重宣告重出江湖Let's do all the things that you want to do.这是交♥配♥季节的中美洲麋鹿Canadian moose during mating season.接下来模仿的是And now...牦牛a yak.牦牛Yak.花生吗Peanut?我这边有一个Yes, I have one right here!很大不过我当它随身行It's bulky, but I consider it a carryon.要花生吗Peanuts?哦原来如此Oh, I see. Ha, ha!我们谈正事吧If we can get back to business, Mr. Ventura?瓦察提部落向来爱好和平The Wachati are a peaceful tribe.由于族中圣物不见了Since their sacred animal has vanished...他们相信诅咒降临至全族they believe that there is a curse fallen on their village.发生于前一阵子某个晚上It all started some time ago when, one night...因此瓦察提长的女儿So the daughter of the Wachati chief...许配给瓦诸图族的王子了is set to wed the first son of the Wachootoo tribe.圣物将给公主做为嫁妆And the sacred animal was offered as dowry for the marriage. 但是若不及时找回圣物But if it is not recovered...结果将会造成the result will be...瓦察族大屠♥杀♥the merciless slaughter of the Wachati.范杜拉先生Uh, Mr. Ventura?飞机翅膀上There's...有人someone on the wing.有东西Some....thing对不起你刚刚说什么I'm sorry, what were you saying?瓦察提长的女儿The daughter of the Wachati chief...许配给is set to wed...瓦诸图族的王子了the first son of the Wachootoo tribe.太漂亮了Spectacular!充满了大自然之美This land holds great beauty!离犯罪现场还有多远How far to the crime scene?我要先带你先到树后面的Well. I've been instructed to bring you to the consulate...领♥事♥馆♥一趟which is beyond the trees...就在那片丛林的另一面所以我们得绕过去啊on the other side of the jungle. So we'll have to circle around... Aah! 这方向盘有点松动Steering's a bit loose!该调整轮胎定位Alignment's off!范杜拉先生Mr. Ventura!Oh you pretty Chitty Bang BangChitty Chitty Bang Bang We love youAnd our pretty Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang loves us too Everybody go On Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we dependBang bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Our fine four-fendered friend Bang bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Our fine four-fenderedChitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang BangChitty Bang Bang yeahChitty领♥事♥馆♥到了Ah, there's the consulate!谢天谢地Oh, thank God!看来我得找个停车位If I can just find a parking spot...我觉得我们应该开慢一点Perhaps we should slow down just a teensy bit.胡说八道Nonsense, poopy pants!我们速度太快了真的啦We're going a bit fast!小心Really! Look out!停得恰恰好Like a glove!这车该送去洗了You should get this baby detailed.这是总领事的车The Consul General's car.跪下Down!跪下That's it. Down.好的跪下Okay. Down.拜托Come on, man!哇Whoa.范杜拉先生久仰久仰Mr. Ventura, so looking forward to your arrival.有趣这样打马的屁♥股♥ 好像也不太痛Didn't seem that painful when you were doing it to the horse. 范杜拉先生与动物关系极密切Ha, ha, uh, sir, uh, Mr. Ventura has an affinity for animals.我们走走聊聊Shall we?没问题Shalln't we?告诉我范杜拉先生Tell me, Mr. Ventura...你有多厉害just how good are you?你是工作狂You're a workaholic.你最近从北非的戈丹回来You recently returned from a trip to Gotan in Northern Africa... 而且曾经跌个狗吃屎and you just took a nasty spill because of some...由于工地施工品质不良shoddy masonry work.厉害厉害Very impressive.告诉我你怎么知道吗May I ask how?没问题Surely.你手上磨痕显示你曾摔下来高度约三至五英尺The abrasion on your hand is the type sustained in a three-to-five feet fall. 鞋子上的泥灰显示水泥工工作时漫不经心恶搞The remnants of plaster on your shoe pointed to a careless mason.至于你那只假表嘛Your new watch, a quality forgery of Cartier, was...八成是从北非黑市买♥♥来的most likely purchased through the North African black market!那我的工作态度呢And my work habits?工作狂A workaholic.因为你裤子上尿渍只有一小块Urine stain on your pants...显示上完厕所只抖一下would signify that you're a single-shaker man.太忙了没空多抖几下Far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.佩服令人五体投地Brilliant, Mr. Ventura! Simply brilliant!多谢过奖Spank you! Spank you very much!我们和原住民文化We've been coexisting quite nicely with the native cultures...和平共处两百年我们相处形同一家人for the past 200 years. They're almost like family at this point.-是吗 -当务之急是- Are they? - It is imperative...替他们寻回圣物that we recover the sacred animal.否则和平的瓦察提族将遭毁灭If not, the peaceable Wachati will be obliterated.瓦诸图族向来好战The Wachootoo are bloodthirsty.他们视圣物失踪为耻辱和诅咒They consider its disappearance both an insult and a curse.有东西塞住我牙缝吗Do I have something in my teeth?凯比Ah, Cadby!宴会很成功Lovely brunch I must say.奎恩来见见王牌威龙先生Quinn! I'd like you to meet Ace Ventura.这位是波顿奎恩先生他是奎恩野生动物园的老板This is Burton Quinn. He owns and operates Quinnland Safari Park. 请叫我奎恩Most call me Quinn.丁丁说你好Say hello, Tinky.幸会丁丁所有鸟类中最聪明的一种Pleasure, Tinky. Corvus corax. Common raven. Smartest of all birds. 濒临绝种Rare in these parts.失陪一下Excuse me.你的行头实在太惊人That's quite a wrap you're wearing.或许我可以再帮你弄点新鲜的Perhaps I could get you some fluffy new slippers...用无辜的手无寸铁的小海豹头皮做的made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals!这个无赖是谁Who is this ghastly man?王牌威龙别号♥宠物大侦探Ace Ventura, pet detective.阁下一定是"大富翁"游戏主角You must be the Monopoly Guy!谢谢你让我免费停车Thanks for the free parking.又是一个抗♥议♥份子Another activist, Maguire.抗♥议♥份子没错抗♥议♥分子是的呵呵Activist yes heh heh.范杜拉先生Mr. Ventura...享用大自然的恩赐没什么不对there's nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature.或许你该试试You should try it some time.哦好耶Alrighty, then.你知道吗You know something?你说得对极了You're right."拘票立刻坐牢""Do not pass go. Do not collect two hundred dollars."的确不错不过这太沉重了It's lovely, but I fancy myself an autumn.如果你玩够了范杜拉先生If you've quite finished, Mr. Ventura...我们可以一起前往简报室we might make for the projection room.真烦人Kookie.这位是希杜原住民保安队长I'd like you to meet Hitu, chief of tribal security in the province. 请不用起立Please!不要Don't...起来get up.目前为止没有任何线索At this point, we don't have any leads...不过类似情况以前也有过but we've had similar problems in the past.哦Oh heh.对不起Sorry.This is Derrick McCane...去年在本地区出现过数次spotted several times in the province in the past year. He makes a living... 他专门猎捕濒临绝种野生动物from rare and endangered species.这两个是澳洲人Ah, these two are Australians.秃头的叫凯来克The bald one is Mick Katie.另一个听说是原住民抚养大的The other is said to have been raised by aborigine.原住民土人Aborigines.原住民都叫他The natives call him...叫他"卡吉"猎人的意思Call him Gahjii the hunter.这两人以盗猎闻名有极大的嫌疑Both are known poachers and have been seen in the area!婚礼将在四天后举♥行♥ 我不能坐视杀戮发生This wedding's in four days. I cannot have bloodshed here!一切全靠你了We're counting on you!知道了Hi-ho, Silver!出发Away我让葛先生同行协助你I've assigned Greenwall to assist you.在你出发前范杜拉先生Before you go, Mr. Ventura...我有东西让你欣赏一下I'd like to show you something you may enjoy.我俩都是动物爱好者As one animal lover to another.怎么了范杜拉先生Something wrong, Mr. Ventura?没事没事Of course not.真是个可爱的死亡之室There is a lovely room of death.好好保重再见Take care, now. Bye-bye, then.坐下象儿Down, Boba!你头壳坏了吗Mr. Ventura, how could you?王牌部落村子就在一里外Now, Mr. Ventura, I think the village is about a mile ahead.太好了Excellent.爆胎啰Flat tire老是这么疯癫癫是吧I think this joke has run its course, don't you?当然Certainly.冒犯之处尚请见谅I prostrate myself before you and beg forgiveness.偶尔开开玩笑也不错啦Don't get me wrong. I do enjoy the occasional prank.我的脚跟走得好痛It's just that my heel is getting rather raw.我们爱你黑暗大♥陆♥晚安We love you, dark continent! Good night!你听Listen!那是银背猩猩的叫声The majestic song of the male silverback gorilla.我们要赶快走了现在是交♥配♥期它们充满敌意We should move along. It's their mating season and they can get rather hostile. 哦Oh.对不起范杜拉先生Oh, excuse me, Mr. Ventura.我要休息一下I have to rest.-我看也是 -哦- Of course you do! - Oh.瓦察提族相信他们的力量来源来自洞穴中The Wachati believe they draw their power from these caves.由于圣物蝙蝠失踪他们陷入一片恐慌之中Now they live in fear since their sacred bat has vanished.蝙蝠Bat?你说什么蝙蝠What bat?就是们此行要找的圣物呀The one we're here to find, Mr. Ventura.可是你没说那是蝙蝠You didn't say anything about a bat.-那有何差别 -有何差别- What's the difference? - What's the difference, heh?你见过蝙蝠吗丑恶无比Have you seen one? They're hideous.目光阴森森的脚带利爪巨大古怪的翅膀尖牙利齿Lifeless, beady eyes, clawed feet, huge grotesque wings. Even fangs.还会传染狂犬病They give you rabies.说得没错Yes, quite. I see your point.你的意思是不接这案子But are you saying that you won't take the case?不身为修道之人我对宇由生命充满了热爱No. As a being of light, I must show compassion for all living things of nature. 很好Good.可是我绝不碰那东西I'm not touching it, though!我是说真的No, spank you.瓦察提族生性♥爱♥好和平The Wachati are a peaceful people.他们尊重所有生命They find all forms of life sacred.我喜欢上他们了I like them already.Bumbawae Atuna很高兴认识你Nice to see you.Bumblebee Tuna王牌威龙别号♥物大侦探Ace Ventura, pet detective.今天下午怎么样How are you this afternoon?哦好耶Alrighty, then.对不起Excuse me.你的蛋蛋露出来了Your balls are showing.Bumblebee Tuna千年来他们仍过着传统生活They have lived in the same state for thousands of years.在白人来此之前他们不知疾病为何物They did not know about disease until the white man came. 他在耍什么宝What's going on over here?所有族内年轻战士必经过程All young Wachati warriors must face five days...五天的平衡考验和意志力训练of balance and concentration.要是不慎失足掉不来Should he lose his focus and fall...就得重头再来he must start over again.地震演习Earthquake test!他有一套He's good.经我琢磨他日必成大器With my help, he could be the best.该去见酋长了范杜拉先生We should see the chief, Mr. Ventura.这边请- This way. - Neato!酋长说他知道你一定会来The chief says he knew you would come.Chim-chiminy chim-chim-cheroo Hey酋长听不懂你在说什么Uh, the chief has not understood the dialect you're using. 告诉他我很高兴见到他他的圣物蝙蝠会及时寻回请他安啦Say I'm happy to meet him. And that his sacred...蝙蝠bat...和发现时一样好is as good as found.天啊酋长真的喜欢你My goodness. The chief really seems to like you.这是瓦察提族表达热情的方式That is a great sign of affection in the Wachati tribe.真的Really!这是酋长之子欧达Oh, this is the chief's son, Ouda.传教士们教过他英文The missionaries came through and taught him English.我喜欢你I like you!怪怪My...我怎么那么红Aren't I the popular one?现在轮到我表示热情了Allow me to display my affection.现在我们真是水乳♥交♥融It is the mucus...that binds us.酋长说圣物供奉之处就在那边The chief says that the sacred hut is over there.小偷如何闪过守卫的How'd they pass the guard?可能是趁守卫打瞌睡时得手的I'm afraid he was found shortly after...sleeping.稍息士兵At ease, soldier."猴"非圣贤谁能无过We all make mistakes.臭飞鼠竟住得这么气派Quite an auspicious dwelling for a filthy, flying weasel.范杜拉先生Please, Mr. Ventura!这是他们的圣地只有他们族人才能进来That is sacred ground. I'm sorry, but only the Wachati are allowed there. 轻松一点嘛Take it easy.我们吐过口水记得吧I'm the lougie guy, remember?是的是的谢谢你酋长Eh, yes, yes, Chief. Thank you.谢谢你Thank you.酋长说除非及时在婚礼之前The chief says that unless the sacred bat is returned...找回圣物蝙蝠否则瓦察提族将有空前洗劫before the marriage of the princess, the Wachati tribe will meet their death. 你说的是哪种蝙蝠What type of bat are we talking about?当然是那种大型白蝙蝠The great white bat, of course.克瑞普索拉种Crepuscular Chiroptera?是的不过原住民称之为Yes. But to the natives:"史卡戈"Shikaka.史卡戈Shikaka.史卡戈Shikaka."史卡沙"Shikasha, ah!"史芝戈巴"Shish kebab."鲨鲨堡"Shawshank Redemption."芝加哥"Chicago!你出局了You're out of there!快点被淘汰了Go on. You're gone. Go on!你吃这个Were you going to eat these?王牌Ace.我要去查查那笼子I've got to inspect that cage.怪怪My, my, my.这水果盘真是好吃This fruit paste is delicious!陶碟子也很漂亮The pottery is lovely!用蝙蝠排泄物做的It's made from guano.排泄物Guano?这词我好像听过That sounds so familiar.就是蝙蝠大便啦Bat droppings.瓦察提族之为大自然资源他们用它制♥作♥很多器物It's a chief resource of the Wachati. They use it to make things in the village. 太好吃了Yummy!这才是精采好戏瓦察族伟大的传统舞蹈Now, this is really fascinating. This is a great Wachati tradition.处♥女♥的诱惑之舞The virgin's dance of seduction.我现在遁入空门了I am now a holy man.女人对我而言如同大地之母I think of women only as mothers of our children.她们是生命繁衍的圣殿They are a sanctuary for the reproductive organs.人类生生不息的神圣象征A temple to house the miracle of procreation.一块钱借我当小费Do you have $1?谢了我好多年不跳舞啰Thank you so much! I've not danced in years!嗨Hi.别管我Don't mind me.乖乖睡吧Sleep.快睡吧Sleep!我闻到了指纹的气息I smell the fingerprints of scum.我得进行指纹采样Better dust the place.一干二净Totally clean.什么线索也没有Not one damn clue.除非这是Unless...她过来了不妙Here she comes. Oh, boy.我是圣人我是圣人Holy, holy, holy, holy.心如明镜莫惹尘埃Good thoughts in, bad thoughts out.承蒙你挺身相助You have come to help us.我们非常感激你的大恩大德We are in...great appreciation.你You...会讲英文speak English.是的Yes, heh!-传教士教我的 -哦- The missionaries came with books. - Oh. 你不赖嘛You are very good with that, heh!精确无比It's incredibly accurate.要不要试试Care to try?不坏嘛Not bad!再来一次肩膀放松Try again. Relax your shoulders.吸气Breathe.再吐气And release.就是这样There you go!你逗得我好开心You make me smile.但是And yet...我的麻烦仍未解决I am troubled.你知道吗You see...我爸爸要我嫁的人the man my father wants me to marry...我担心不知如何取悦他I am worried I will not please him.我I...我从没有接触过男人I've never known a man.我很愿意帮你忙I'd love to help.可是你知道But you see...终身要做苦行僧侣I have vowed to take a life of celibacy.既然如此Well...或许这个Perhaps this...可以让你下定决心will assist your decision它们是很诱人Those are very nice.不过我是修道之人心如止水But I am a child of light. A pure spirit.美色对我毫无影响I'm no longer encumbered by sexual appetites. 我的妈呀Oh, mama, oh, mama, oh, mama, oh, mama...对不起打扰了I'm so sorry, Mr. Ventura...没关系That's okay.我刚刚在I was just...练习念咒practicing my mantra.哦额Oh uh...-你不是说要去洞穴中看看 -是呀- You wanted to visit the sacred caves. - I do!-到外面等我十分钟 -嗯- Meet me outside in 10 minutes. - Mm-hm.让我继续完成冥想If I don't finish my meditation...否则我会心神不宁I tend to get a little cranky.保重再见Take care, now. Bye-bye, then.似是柳暗花明又一"洞"Everything here seems good! Heh, big load off my mind!俗话说得好不入虎穴焉得虎子You can speculate all you want, but unless you check it out yourself... 不试你永远不会知道我们回去吧you never know. Let's go back.你不进去看看Don't you think you should investigate?没有这个必要There's no reason to go in there. Ever.凭我圣人的直觉I sense it as a holy man.-你说你要 -里面黑漆漆的- You said you wanted... - It's dark!我会跌得狗吃屎I could fall into a precipice.这个借你Take this.谢了你可真会帮忙Spank you, Helpy Helperton.不怕I am not afraid!我不怕I am not afraid.我喜欢这里I really like it here, oh.我的护身符My medallion!只要有了这个I will fear no living creature...我不怕任何妖魔鬼怪as long as I keep this near me.吃我一记你这妖魔Take that, you winged spawn of Satan! 没关系不怕That's okay.还有火把在手上All I really need is my torch.去死吧你这妖鸟Die, devil bird! Aah!没事没事I'm okay.跑到我头发里面了啦在我的头发里面啦They're in my hair! They're in my hair! 天啊快救我God in heaven! Help me!王牌Ace.你头发里没有东西There is nothing in your hair.说的也是Exactly.我是在测验你们的警觉性如何I was merely running a drill.一切正如我怀疑Just as I suspected.奎恩来过这洞穴什么- Quinn. - What?我们在凯比宴会上见过他We met him at Cadby's soiree.他带着一只鸟鸦丁丁His bird is a raven, Tinky. I found that inside the cave. 我在洞中找到它羽毛奎恩这个人势力庞大You don't understand. Burton Quinn is a powerful man. 别担心Worry not, my brother.因为For I...我是个化妆am a master...大♥师♥of disguises.兄弟们尽量吃吧Eat up, guys!千万别浪费食物None of this animal goes to waste.麦先生你好吗Ah.麦德雷先生Mr. McCane.最近怎么样How're you?马马虎虎啦I'm doing well.奎恩先生不用管我Unh. Don't mind me, Mr. Quinn.我的小犀牛会自得其乐I'm just a curious little rhino.你能答应I appreciate your...我十分感激agreeing to undertake this.竟和死徒在此碰头Meeting secretly with sinister types much?两人在搞什秘密飞机Ah, not too much. Ah, much too much.在犀牛肚子里可真热Kind of hot in these rhinos.热死我了Warm!我有一条狗他的名字是I had a dog and his name was...冰果Bingo.我需要一点新鲜空气Ah, time to get some oxygen.不妙Come on!谁来救我Mayday!我要空气Must have air!快来Come on! girls.安静你们快过来看Quiet, quiet, quiet. Look, look.你们看Oh, look!母犀牛在生小犀牛The mother rhino is giving birth. 天啊Oh, God.妈咪Mommy!太酷了Cool!我们得离开这We have to get out of here!快点快上车Quick, get in the jeep.快点姑娘们进去Quick. girls. get in.欢迎光临奎恩动物园Welcome to Quinnland.你也是我的老友And you too, my friend.你会感到宾至如归I know you'll be happy here.哼啊Huh. Ah你怎么溜出来小朋友How did you get out, fella?你这个坏东西You're a cute little devil.你拿的是什么What you got?蝙蝠在哪里Where's the bat?这是干什么What's this about?你是谁Who are you?蝙蝠Where...在is...哪里the bat?我想起来你是谁了I know who you are.我们在凯比家见过I met you at Cadby's!你就是You're that...范杜拉Ventura fella.最后一次机会Last chance!蝙蝠到底在哪里Where is that darn bat?你想干什么你要怎么样What're you going to do? What're you going to do? 我会让你招出来的Whatever I have to get some answers.停Stop!停下来Stop it!你要我停下来吗You'd like me to stop it, hmm?这声音好听吗Getting to you?我什么也不会告诉你Ah, I won't tell you anything.呜Ooh.你爱充英雄是吗A tough guy, huh?我知道怎么对待英雄I know what to do with tough guys.我哥哥最喜欢跟我来这一招My brother used to do that to me!你这个变♥态♥的混♥蛋♥ 住手You sadistic bastard!停下来Stop it!好吧我老实招All right! I'll talk!-快说 -我付钱给麦德雷请他找那蝙蝠- Spill it! - I paid Derrick McCane to find the bat.以便吸引观光客来I thought it could be an attraction.这阵子生意不大好Business has been a bit off lately.所以So...你也不知道you don't know who...-蝙蝠的下落 -麦德雷也不知道- took the bat? - Neither does McCane.好Okay.我这就放了你I'm going to untie you now.希望你了解我是真的Before I do, I want you to know that I'm really...感到truly...非常very...抱歉sorry.谢谢你让我搭便车Appreciate the lift!我们会自己走回去We'll walk from here.奎恩没有嫌疑这下子线索又断了Quinn is out of the picture. We have no more suspects or clues. 不过我有第六感But I have instincts back.直觉告诉我就快找到嫌犯And my instincts tell me we're getting closer.我感觉得出来I can feel it.我感觉到了就在I can feel it like it's right...我的脖子上in my neck!快跑Run!脖子开始麻了Starting to get numb!中了三箭Three darts...好像太多啰is too much.大概躲过了I think I lost them!这花是给我的花吗Flowers...for me?白瑞德先生I do declare, Mr. Beauregard.你是我的英雄You are my hero.我有Was I...说梦话吗talking in my sleep?你一直处于歇斯底里状态You've been suffering hysteria.典型的中毒后自然反应It's a natural reaction to the poison in these darts.喝点水Water.排泄物做的碗Guano bowls.刚好可以配一套Collect the whole set.王牌你看楚是谁偷袭的吗Ace, did you see the shooter?只看到脚Only their feet.证据不足Not enough for a positive ID.这是瓦诸巫师的毒箭It's the dart of a Wachootoo shaman.你说什么The what-y what-an?瓦诸图族的巫师他对落这次通婚极为反对The Wachootoo shaman, or medicine man, protests the intertribal wedding. 是吗Does he?你不会说瓦诸图语You do not speak Wachootoo.我和你一起去I go with you.欧达会替我翻译Ouda will be my interpreter.王牌Ace.你要小心一点Please, take care.他们是野蛮人落到他们手你会凶多吉少The Wachootoo are savages. If they catch you, they'll be merciless.不要担心兄弟Worry not that brother.我将会是墙上的一只苍蝇海里的一粒盐I will be as a fly on the wall. a grain of salt in the ocean.我将会穿梭在他们中间犹如透明的I will slip amongst them like a transparent...东西thing.蝙蝠一定在那茅屋里The sacred bat must be in a hut.我得想法子混进去We'll never know until I can walk freely among them.太好了Wunderbar!我有个绝好的点子He exclaimed with great relish.快点女孩们加油Come on, girls, show them what you got. Unh!非常好Big finish.没关系我不怕I'm sure it's fine.欧达应该会带救兵来Ouda is probably going for help right now.你好王牌Hello, Ace!他们逮到我了不用担心They found me! No sweat!也不用自责Don't beat yourself up.你知道吗You know...口香糖是引起蛀牙最主要原因gingivitis is the number one cause of all tooth decay. "依昆苏欧查"是什么意思What does "equinsu ocha" mean?白色的魔鬼White devil.-告诉他我不是我刚认识你 -怎知你是不是- Tell him I'm not. - I only met you. How do I know? -他说 -我猜猜看"白色魔鬼"吗- He said... - Let me guess. "White devil"?答对了你会瓦诸图语Yes. You speak Wachootoo?你替我翻译Tell them what I'm saying:我为了和平前来此地I come in peace!我听到你说"依昆苏欧查"I couldn't help but notice the "equinsu ocha" part. 连你也说我是白色魔鬼Did you refer to me as "White Devil"?他们说你是你就是That's how they know you.先撇开这话题Leave that part out from now on.我代表公主前来I represent the princess!战争如同地狱般War is hell.我们绝不愿轻易The last thing we want...开战is a fight.酋长说The chief said...若你通过他们的考验if you pass all Wachootoo tests...就饶你不死you do not die.真烦Kookie.我终于进入了决赛圈Ah. My entrance to the winner's circle!我知道我赢得各位尊敬但我不过是个小人物Your admiration is well-founded, but I'm merely a servant. 千万别太崇拜我Do not worship me!酋长说这是最后一关Chief says you have passed all tests but one.瓦诸图的死亡决赛圈Only left is Wachootoo Circle of Death.有趣Funny...这个我最厉害that's my specialty.就是这傢伙This is it?我要打败他I have to beat him?哦好耶Alrighty, then!我必须告诉你I must tell you...其实我一点也不想打架。
睡前故事迈克狐
睡前故事迈克狐不敢碰的树枝第一集在森林里走了一整天,啾飒学到许多新知识,比如如何辨别东西南北、如何区分有毒与无毒的植物。
【快乐的BGM】直到天边布满红色的晚霞,啾飒终于走不动了。
【啾飒】“啾啾,饿,搭帐篷,吃晚饭。
”迈克狐对着地图找到一个小山丘。
那后面有一块空地,地势高又背风,是个扎营的好地方。
可是,他领着啾飒到达目的地才发现,看上的好地方已经被另一支露营队伍占了。
地上堆了四个大大的登山包,一只岩羊坐在旁边发呆。
岩羊看到迈克狐,眯着眼睛打量了一会,似乎想起了什么:【岩羊队长】“我想起来了!我在学院宣传栏见过你的照片!你是克李特特国际学院的明星校友神探迈克狐!迈克狐学长,我是你的校友!”迈克狐注意到他的外套上别着克李特特国际学院的校徽,这东西可做不了假。
于是迈克狐干干脆脆的承认:“是的,我是迈克狐。
他是我的助手啾飒。
”啾飒跟着迈克狐向岩羊打招呼。
【啾飒】“啾啾,你好,我是侦探助理啾飒。
”【兴奋的BGM】岩羊三步并作两步跑到迈克狐面前,从口袋掏出本子和笔:【岩羊队长】“我是克李特特国际学院登山队的队长,今天和队里几个同学出来露营。
他们都出去了,过一会儿就回来。
迈克狐学长,我一直都是你的粉丝,你给我签个名吧。
回学院以后同学们看到我有你的签名一定会超级羡慕我的。
”作为一名神探,应该满足粉丝的小要求。
迈克狐爽快地接过本子和笔签下自己的大名。
岩羊收到偶像的签名,开心得不得了:【岩羊队长】“迈克狐学长,你们是打算在这里扎营吗?天快黑了换地方不安全,这里挺宽敞的,你们就和我们一起吧。
晚上我还想听你讲破案故事呢!”岩羊队长说得有道理。
大晚上林子里黑灯瞎火的,他和啾飒又不能打,万一遇到点什么事情就麻烦了。
迈克狐接受了岩羊队长的邀请,和啾飒一起搭好了露营用的蓝色帐篷。
啾飒早就饿得肚子咕咕直叫,立刻翻出面包和水果,叫上迈克狐一起吃饭。
【撕开包装袋的声音】【吃苹果的声音】这时,登山队的雪豹回来了。
他的裤脚和爪子上的绒毛湿漉漉的,裤腿上还粘着几块泥巴。
六十年代香港粤语老电影简介:黄毛怪人
六十年代香港粤语老电影简介:黄毛怪人章仁礼被哥哥仁全陷害下狱, 逃出来后与科学家巫师合作报仇, 巫师以猩猩血造出黄毛怪人作为报仇武器. 怪人只需吸取新鲜人血, 便能刀枪不入. 报纸报导仁全捐出金佛筹款, 仁礼立即带同黄毛怪人与巫师往找仁全算账, 却给仁全关在货仓里. 忽然有女鬼出现, 杀死仁全. 女侠黄莺和探长等人接报找到货仓, 见巫师正提炼化尸水, 双方大打出手, 最后黄毛怪人被化尸水化掉, 仁礼被电殛, 巫师则被殭尸吓死. 原来女鬼和殭尸都是女仆鲁妈所假扮, 她临死前说出金佛本属她父亲所有, 章仁全害死她父亲, 夺走金佛, 又将她奸污成孕. 她要取回金佛及报仇, 便设计先把仁全妻害死, 最后又假扮女鬼杀死章仁全. 真相大白, 黄莺等人找回金佛,佛身上有'佛心行善' 字条, 黄莺, 乌雅, 向遏都觉得不枉此行.。
香港十大奇案系列之十:HelloKitty藏尸案
香港十大奇案系列之十:HelloKitty藏尸案今天我们讲这个系列的最后一个,发生于1999年的HelloKitty藏尸案,又名九龙西酷刑案。
女死者生前被禁锢、虐待,死后被肢解、烹尸,而最让人侧目的,是头颅被塞进一个HelloKitty洋娃娃里面。
1997年,21岁的夜总会小姐樊敏仪,因筹措祖母的医药费,偷取皮条客陈文乐(33岁)数千元港币及其他财物(也有人说是毒品债)。
陈文乐于是吩咐梁胜祖(26岁)及梁伟伦(19岁)向樊敏仪追债。
为求还清债项,樊敏仪怀孕后仍继续接客,但欠款不断被提高,樊敏仪无力偿还,因而触怒三人。
1999年3月17日梁胜祖及梁伟伦按照陈文乐要求,将樊敏仪从葵涌丽瑶邨富瑶楼一单位押走,禁锢于九龙西尖沙咀加连威老道31号3楼一单位。
陈文乐三人用木板封着该单位的玻璃窗,把滚油泼向樊敏仪口腔,在伤口上涂上辣椒油,逼迫樊敏仪吞吃粪便及喝尿。
把烧熔的塑胶吸管滴在她的腿上,并命令她发出笑声。
樊敏仪慢慢变得神志不清,不时挑起伤口上的焦疤,之后双手被三人用电线紧紧捆住并用钢管殴打。
案发现场图片陈文乐三人再用打火机烧她脚部,要她移动身躯,数星期后,樊敏仪终于支撑不住,直接用嘴吸食冰毒,在地上辗转反侧,估计于1999年4月中旬死去,死时脸部浮肿、牙龈流血,全身长满水泡、伤口灌脓。
案发现场图片当陈文乐三人发现樊敏仪已死去后,他们决定将死者肢解,先将尸体搬到浴缸中放血,锯开骨骼,以胶袋盛著死者的肠脏,在浴室中以烫水烚熟,肢解部分载于多个塑胶袋内,后弃置于垃圾站。
陈文乐亦在房间内,以煤油炉烹煮死者头颅,他们将内脏弃置于屋内及随手掉到大厦檐篷,并将一个HelloKitty洋娃娃割开,取出部分棉花,把死者煮熟的头骨塞入后缝合。
藏尸期间,住在楼上一名姓黄的男住客,曾在大厦的热气槽上,看到有人影不断手起刀落,好奇下以摄录机拍下情景,但有关片段后来已被洗掉。
此后,该单位被空置,附近邻居多次嗅到单位内传出强烈恶臭,报警求助,但警方到场后认为是垃圾臭气,未有深入追查。
六十年代香港粤语老电影简介:神童擒凶记
六十年代香港粤语老电影简介:神童擒凶记
裁缝店老板王吉人与妻李小妹育有一女苏女,苏与对街杂货店东主肥陈的儿子明仔常结伴游玩。
一天,苏和明巧遇在逃银行劫匪,一时好奇夜探贼巢,偷走赃款。
明叔父阿俊偷窃家中杂货店货物,被明揭发,恼羞成怒,带同原本装着赃款的手提袋离家出走,途中被劫匪认出,在他们威逼利诱下,联同黑妹掳走门和苏,逼令他们说出赃款下落。
明、苏智斗匪徒,不但成功逃出贼巢,更施计通知家人报案,将匪徒绳之以法。
周星驰搞笑电影中的BT角色大全
1、吴孟达所谓“戏骨”是指那些演戏基本已经达到戏我两忘,人戏合一之境界的演员们,有句话常来形容这样一种人,说他们“浑身上下都是戏”。
周星驰电影中的“戏骨”则以吴孟达为其中的杰出代表。
吴孟达,1953年1月2日出生,祖籍福建省厦门,1971 年,考进无线电视台第三期艺员训练班,从此开始其演艺生涯。
不需要任何统计,亦可肯定吴孟达在周星驰作品里拥有无数个记录,譬如出镜率最高的配角、合作时间最久的演员、最具知名度的绿叶等等。
他与周星驰最早的合作要追溯到1983年版的《射雕英雄传》,其中周星驰饰演了一名“宋兵乙”,即一出场即被杀掉的那种龙套,而吴孟达当时的待遇要比他好一点点,出演一个稍有戏份的丐帮“彭长老”。
自打《赌圣》开始,吴孟达就成为周星驰身边不可或缺的超级绿叶,亦是含金量最高的搭档。
你可以说他是永远的配角,也可以称他为周星驰身边的超级大龙套。
一旦离开周星驰,吴孟达亦都很难迸发出不一样的光芒。
起码在这,他基本上没有演出过任何一个让人印象深刻的角色。
有记者曾经让周星驰形容一下生活中的吴孟达,周星驰说:“他其实是很孤独的。
”这一点,尤其与周星驰本人相似2、别名“阿叻”的陈百祥出身自乐队Loosers(前身是温拿乐队),后来成为香港著名的节目主持人。
《漫画威龙》是他与周星驰合作的第一部电影,随后在《鹿鼎记》中他是与韦小宝烧黄纸的把兄弟多隆,在《唐伯虎点秋香》他则是妙趣横生的祝枝山。
他还在《武状元苏乞儿》、《龙过鸡年》中充当友情客串。
也有人将他排在吴孟达之后,称为“周星驰身边二号绿叶”。
3、葛民辉大名鼎鼎的香港另类演唱组合“软硬天师”的成员。
《行运一条龙》里的他尚可算是有为上进,《算死草》中他则是冤大头兼幸运儿的何欢。
作为一个有追求的艺术青年,他还执导过好几部不知所云的实验电影,例如《四面夏娃》、《龙火》、《初缠绵后之二人世界》等。
4、黄一飞黄一飞十六岁即进入戏班跑龙套,先后曾混迹于多家电视台。
凭借《少林足球》中出位的大师兄,他获得了2002年香港电影金像奖以及金紫荆奖的最佳男配角奖,他在许多周星驰电影中都常有客串:在《大内密探零零发》中他饰白云城主叶孤城;在《国产零零漆》中饰死囚;《百变星君》中饰星君老爸;《破坏之王》中饰茶餐厅老板;《审死官》中饰阿福;《九品芝麻官之白面包青天》中饰七品县官等。
1986―2006年TVB播放过的动画.
1986年TVB播放过的动画IQ博士(就是《阿拉蕾》Q太郎爱丽斯梦游仙境安徒生童话百宝星君叮当勇斗铁人兵团孤儿流浪记鬼马砵砵车鬼马蓝王子幻变小蜜桃六神合体绿野仙魔法公主敏奇毛毛梦之中的轮舞魔境历险记飘零牧牛女忍者小灵精正义之战三一无敌圣诞老人的故事天眼急先锋我爱莎莎小豆丁雪岭飘零1987年TVB播放过的动画爱花仙子变形金刚2010成语动画廊红花侠影黄毛仔机甲小宝精灵俏女巫妙犬神探名人小传魔法之星爱美淘气学生妹天威勇士(第一辑外星小美儿网球娇娃小孤星小熊猫豆豆星际大行动正义先锋队1988年TVB播放过的动画Hello 阿班肥牛牛布斯格林童话伙头智多星龙珠(第一辑莎拉物语天界小神仙甜甜小公主足球小旋风1989年TVB播放过的动画80日环游世界A子计划IQ博士奇异岛(就是《阿拉蕾》剧场版IQ博士宇宙大冒险IQ零蛋多毛狗爱丽斯梦游仙境叮当电影:大雄的大魔境叮当电影:大雄的恐龙反斗三宝狗仔爷爷故事小宝盒千年女王俏皮扮嘢猫深山太保我要冲线相聚一刻小地鼠阿曚新小甜甜(第一辑新小甜甜(第二辑1990年TVB播放过的动画城市猎人(第一辑大食懒加菲猫/加菲猫放暑假叮当电影:大雄的海底鬼岩城(多拉A梦剧场版功夫猫党魔动王魔镜魔镜魔神英雄传(第一辑忍者战士飞影莎莉变变变圣斗士星矢十五少年漂流记小飞侠Peter Pan小蜜蜂寻亲记星战三勇士银河圣斗士1991年TVB播放过的动画阿瑞安长腿叔叔城市猎人(第二辑城市猎人剧场版橙路OVA版赤光弹兹瑞安福星鸭小子隔离左右有只鬼江户小捕快龙珠二世龙珠电影版冒险少女魔法天使三眼小子四驱小子童梦侠盗罗宾汉小肥肥一族(第一辑亚基拉1992年TVB播放过的动画Q版小时候城市猎人大姆指姑娘伏魔小王子伙头仔昆布机动警察机动战士再起风云剑道小子弊家伙魔法少年俏皮小鱼仙青葱岁月神秘的花园太空老鼠吱吱吱无敌3 x 1仙乐飘飘处处闻仙魔大战新魔神英雄传至尊勇者朱古力小灵精1993年TVB播放过的动画21卫门超人G幻法小魔星机动战士:马沙之反击机动战士雷霆一击机关剑豪传铠甲圣斗士妈妈是小学四年生小魔女得意妹娱乐金鱼眼宇宙骑士1994年TVB播放过的动画IQ博士之梦幻都市IQ博士之宇宙大冒险白鲸物语草原小天使超人G超人小子大板牙宾尼兔大耳鼠之比(回放时名称改为:超能大耳鼠豆蔻情真幻法双子星机动战士高达F91龙之子美少女战士忍者乱太郎圣诞前的故事岁月飘零铁甲万能侠之暗黑大将军无敌大铁人小肥肥荒漠历险记新小甜甜勇者传说装甲拯救队足球战记1995年TVB播放过的动画Duck Chick采访队安妮的故事搏击之男超人小子潮与虎创龙传反斗剑神飞天少女猪事丁高智能方程式之超级雷神机神兵团卡拉OK战士老虎仔乐园/嘻嘻哈哈虎次郎绿洲传说猫猫日记美少女战士(第二辑(美少女战士R 美少女战士R剧场版之圣夜传说偶像小英雌深海的童话深海中的朋友太平洋上的彩虹天地无用(第二辑天地无用(第一辑顽童历险记为食龙少爷新忍者乱太郎新铁金刚雪国王子雪鹿传说樱花少年幽游白书元气爆发月亮公主重装甲少女组装甲天使1996年TVB播放过的动画百变小姬子高智能方程式之时空极限咕噜咕噜魔法阵(第一辑伙头爸B疾风无敌银堡垒狂欢三宝罗得岛战记美少女战士(第三辑(美少女战士S 魔天战神偶像防卫队热血最强忍忍忍者乱太郎十二守护战士太阳勇者天生礼物狂外星毛查查新雪姑七友新蜘蛛侠新足球小将异空大冒险种子特务1997TVB播放过的动画IQ博士之衰鬼酒店KOBO看天下暗黑武神传百搭肥师奶变相怪杰玻璃鞋公主超时空少年城市猎人剧场版之保护密令电光超能人夺宝精灵使复活奇缘高校球王鬼神童子皇家双妹唛(就是《逮捕令》婚纱小天使婚纱小天使之失忆战记龙珠剧场版之超能量战士悟天龙珠剧场版之生化战士猫狗宠物街(第二辑美少女战士(第四辑(美少女战士Super S美少女战士剧场版之水晶计划魔法猎人偶像万人迷乞嗤双子星深海霸王707圣剑武士四驱兄弟(第一辑(就是现在大陆热播的那个《四驱兄弟》特种变形勇士童话乐园武士屠龙小熊维尼历险记新机动战纪行运超人焰之传说樱桃小丸子(第一辑及第二辑勇者急先锋足球风云1998年TVB播放过的动画BB保你大Q版小龙女阿斯兰战记(剧场版(就是《亚尔斯兰战记》阿斯兰战记(OVA版笨B小英熊超光战士超人超人迪加超音鼠奇兵宠物小精灵(第一辑(就是《口袋怪物》剧场版复活圣殿钢铁神兵古灵侦探哈利动物园皇家双妹唛(第一辑(就是《逮捕令》黄金勇者机动武神传机甲孖宝疾风男儿恐龙岛飘流记龙珠GT龙珠剧场版之冥界超激战猫狗宠物街之友情剧场版美少女Super Star美少女战士最后星光梦幻绅士名侦探柯南魔印传说霹雳小威龙霹雳战队企鹅掌门人圣诞有礼特种变形勇士II天使亚必小孤燕小熊维尼之圣诞也疯狂新番忍者乱太郎新世纪超时空要塞新世纪超时空要塞星际漫游YAYAYA (第一辑星空少女组星空战队银河警花樱桃小丸子(第一辑寓言学说动画廊越野旅情1999年TVB播放过的动画Bom Bom 弹珠人(第一辑超人帝拿超时空金牌小女将城市猎人剧场版之危险女神计算机战队动物玩玩乐园夺宝双子星反斗小王子(第一辑飞鸟战队风之传说伏魔飞龙钢铁神兵高校和平美使者搞笑拯救队古怪猎人(第一辑古怪猎人II护士小天使幻法俏天师机动警察II机动警察之正义行动机动新世纪机动战士0083机甲防卫队巨鸭奇兵科幻特攻快打旋风蜡笔小王国乐韵有情天灵猫绿林青春物语猫狗宠物街之圣诞快乐猫狗宠物街之新年万岁妙探俏娇娃泥胶乐园晴天Pig Pig热斗小马傻版僵尸闪电战车Go Go Go甩绳公主唐老鸭数学乐园体操小子童话的星空童真岁月小淘气Smile小王子校园美战士新机甲桃太郎银河醒目女(第一辑勇者王宇宙特警再见校园智多多知多多中华一番(就是前段时间大陆播映的《中华小当家》种子特务II 重甲战队2000年TVB播放过的动画Yo! 我系马骝精百变小樱Magic 咭(就是《魔法少女樱》保卫旋风爆热时空变形火车侠(第一辑玻璃面具超级小黑咪超魔神英雄传超人大电影之迪加与帝拿超时空金牌小女将:友情篇宠物小精灵之比卡超的假期(就是《口袋怪物》剧场版宠物小精灵之超梦梦反击战吹波糖危机2040反斗小王子(第二辑福星大咀鸟乖乖砵砵车鬼马小灵精之圣诞习作海上狗仔队胡子叔叔皇家双妹唛之东京攻略(就是《逮捕令》剧场版机动战士:哀?战士篇机动战士:大地上的高达篇机动战士:进化?新类型篇机甲小宝极速拯救部队劲爆Bom Bom 弹珠人开心快活林柯南侦探电影之摩天惊魂(就是《引爆摩天楼》快活小天使恋爱物语猫狗宠物街之反斗奇遇记冒险铁男(第一辑梦幻战队迷你爱神米老鼠神奇旅程命运之子魔法小美穗魔界猎人扭计小霸王青春万岁少女革命深海人鱼传说时空小侦探蔬果串烧乐园数码暴龙(第一辑数码战队四驱兄弟 Champion 天才小鱼郎(第二辑天才小鱼郎(第一辑威威鼠闯天下小魔女 Doremi (第一辑心动季节新编伊索寓言学神救未来牙擦超人谢亚斯银河女黑侠樱花大战(第一辑勇者警察友爱的天空战地少女智多多动物奥运会 2001 年 TVB 播放过的动画 Barbie 与胡桃夹子的梦幻之旅八爪小英雄班点狗历险记彩虹战记超人佳亚城市猎人剧场版之危机直播宠物小精灵之比卡超探险队得意快兽仔反斗小王子 II 封神演义高智能方程式之极速神话(SAGA 高智能方程式之极速神话(SIN 哥斯拉哗鬼校园皇家双妹唛(第二辑机甲发明小子(第一辑金色漩涡柯南侦探电影-命啤牌科学情缘雷霆守护者两小无猜冒险英雄魔法少年(第一辑女棒甲子园全职猎人忍者乱太郎(第六辑忍者乱太郎(第七辑忍者乱太郎(第五辑傻版僵尸神风怪盗时空穿梭大发现数码暴龙(第二辑童心看世界微星小超人未来特警小魔法变变变小魔女 Doremi (第二辑小鱼仙星兽战队樱花大战 II 樱桃小丸子友情岁月勇者指令运动小天王智多多 20 日环游世界足球小将之决战欧洲足球小将之决战欧洲前传 2002 年 TVB 播放过的动画 Barbie 长发公主 Cyber 守护星(第二辑 Cyber 守护星(第一辑阿虫历险记百变小樱之相约在香港(就是《魔法少女樱》剧场版)百变小樱之再见 Magic 咭爆旋陀螺(第一辑超级娃娃战士超人迪加.帝拿.佳亚大联盟超人迪加大电影超人迪加身世之迷超人帝拿大电影超速摇摇倒凶十将传迪迪仔周记蕃茄薯仔大作战钢铁天使(第一辑哥斯拉 2000 哥斯拉大战超翔龙咕噜咕噜魔法阵 II 哈姆太郎海盗妈宝(第二辑海盗妈宝(第一辑徽章战士(第一辑机动战士 08 小队极盗狂热份子大动画间谍少女组盔甲娃娃辣妹掌门人老鼠仔与芭蕾舞零战士零战士外传六门天外麦唛春田花花幼儿园猫狗宠物街(第一辑梦幻之宠物小精灵利基亚爆诞幪面猫侠魔灵公主森林小英雄数码暴龙 3 驯兽师之王数码暴龙大电影-滚球兽之诞生数码暴龙大电影-我们的战争游戏外星 BB 撞地球(* 消防员的故事小司机Noddy 笑笑小莫加新机甲发明小子新牌公主新仙魔大战星际漫游 YAYAYA(第二辑银河醒目女银河醒目女(第二辑足球小将欧洲争霸战足球小将之反击欧洲足球小将之世界 2003:双面特攻泰山激斗战车(第一辑小魔女 Doremi (第三辑音乐小彗星疾风境界反斗小王子(第四辑机动战士 08 小队(外传漫画同人帮 Hello Kitty 童话世界极速巡警手冢治虫家族奇案爆炸狗大百科多啦 A 梦大电影:太阳王传说小天使糖糖我的 ET 同学棋灵王足球小将 Goal 新机动战记后传超人高斯功夫小食神冒险少年天使.爱.美纱全职猎人(第一辑神雕侠侣啤啤熊宝宝小海白地球拯救队友爱小孤星数码暴龙 4 无限地带老夫子仓鼠俱乐部白雪战士全职猎人(第二辑超人佳亚之光芒再现七小花迪迪仔周记(第二辑数码传动战士 22 世纪杀人网络动画篇百兽王超龄细公主小飞侠阿童木生活常识小百科 Barbie 之天鹅湖篇圣诞奇兵 2004:忍者乱太郎之决战毒菇城蚁哥正传米老鼠群星会蕃茄 Twins 麻辣女孩彩梦芭蕾忍者乱太郎(第八辑踢出我天地爆旋陀螺(第二辑家有 Miss (第一辑Miffy 小天地浮游泉大冒险少女十七减十一千年女王传奇再现数码暴龙大电影-旋风危机多啦 A 梦大电影-大雄与翼之勇者变种危机家有 Miss (第二辑家有Miss (第一辑魔球小仙女大头狗仔队网络英雄洛克人小魔女 Doremi (第四辑机动战士特种计划(一辑霹雳小旋风星之卡比时空冒险记恐龙救地球新银河铁道 999 麦兜故事反斗奇兵多啦 A 梦大电影-宇宙漂流记神探智多多火龙小武士(第二辑(无线译名:波波罗王国蜗牛运动会千与千寻树灵小福星暴风兵团高桥留美子剧场人鱼之森魔法小神童加旋幪面超人系列:龙骑恐龙世纪银河战警怪兽公司高穚留美子动漫世界智趣小百科决斗大师(第一辑星球流浪记忍者龟再作战帝皇战纪 Barbie 真假公主大城小狗(第一辑大城小狗(第二辑寻找白色圣诞小魔女Doremi 之亲心历险美女与野兽木偶奇遇记扮野小魔星莱特太空日记企鹅小方方2005:驭龙少年音速小子 X 星梦美少女真女神转生(第二辑 (无线使用译名:召唤王人间交叉点滴骰孖妹雪姑七友迷失帝国:阿特兰蒂斯滴骰孖妹(第三辑电视特别版本钢之鍊金术师狮子王大都会忍风战队滴骰孖妹(第一辑电视特别版本怪医黑杰克希腊封神榜超星神滴骰孖妹(第一辑数码暴龙 03 大电影-冒险者之战斗SD 高达棋灵王之对决北斗杯火之鸟至 Net 奇兵我要上太空泰山银河五虎将睡公主滴骰孖妹(第三辑反斗奇兵 2 阿拉丁海底奇兵 2006: KERORO 军曹七武士星梦美少女七华 6&17 棋魂甲虫王者日式面包王玻璃假面翼。
精灵侦探团之神秘大盗(一)
精灵侦探团之神秘大盗(一)作者:王珂郭倩来源:《数学大王·智力快车》2015年第09期第一章精灵农场的不速之客清晨,美丽的精灵世界下了一场小雨。
阳光一照,雨后的天空出现了彩虹,精灵训练师和精灵们都抬起头感受着这美好的温暖。
这时,不远处一个急躁的声音响起:“果果,你快点儿啦!我的肚子又饿了,我的火腿肉饼、汉堡包……”嚷嚷肚子饿了的是一个有着圆鼓鼓大肚子的精灵,他叫猪壮壮。
猪壮壮的精灵训练师林果果已经从后面赶来了。
“壮壮,一个小时前你才吃了两份火腿肉饼啊!”林果果是精灵学院初级三班的学员,他有着清爽的短发、明亮的大眼睛,笑起来还有个迷人的酒窝。
猪壮壮吧唧吧唧嘴,说道:“我运动多,所以得多吃。
”“不对啊,我记得你吃完火腿肉饼后,又喝掉了三瓶汽水,啃了两个苹果,却一点儿运动都没有做。
”精灵查尔斯走过来说。
查尔斯也是一个精灵。
他戴着小巧的绅士帽,右手举着一个烟斗,立志成为一名精灵大侦探。
“你说说你都做了什么运动?”叶紫也走过来好奇地问道。
叶紫也是精灵学院初级三班的学员,她继承了母亲美丽的黑色长发,还有动人的声音。
叶紫的精灵伙伴猫虎也来了。
“壮壮就是个大馋鬼。
”猫虎说。
“我有做运动。
”猪壮壮拍着肚子屁颠屁颠地跑了一圈,“你们看我的肚子像什么?”猪壮壮的肚子圆鼓鼓的。
叶紫眨眨眼,说:“像一个大皮球。
”“对啊,说得没错。
我从早晨到现在一直顶着一个大皮球走来走去,这还不算做运动啊?可累死我啦。
”猪壮壮拱了拱猪鼻子,做了个鬼脸,引得大家笑成一团。
“不要耽误时间了,后天就要举行精灵竞技大会了,我们得提前到会场,熟悉一下环境,这样才更有胜利的把握。
”林果果说。
原来,趁着放暑假,精灵训练学院举办了一年一度的精灵竞技大会。
精灵训练师和精灵伙伴将在大会中进行比试,前十名的精灵训练师可以获得进入冒险塔历练的机会。
冒险塔如同它的名字一样,是勇者冒险的地方,里面有各种各样的精灵,通过跟这些精灵战斗,精灵训练师和精灵伙伴可以获得战斗经验和战利品。
早期香港经典鬼片大全
雪孩子生于1989年9月8日,本该属于这个年龄应该喜欢的电影我都没什么兴趣。
除了悬疑剧,暴力、血腥、恐怖、惊悚我都喜欢啊。
当然,内容一定要比较健康的,嘻嘻,反正我喜欢的电影中都有死人的。
而且,我的童年一半是在恐怖电影中度过的,以下都是我看过的80年代~90年代的比较无厘头、搞笑的香港早期经典鬼片电影汇总给大家,是我一字一字打上去的。
鄙视复制粘贴哟。
1980年1.鬼打鬼洪金宝主演,他演过的影片中,不是叫大胆,就是大肠,大块头,肥宝的。
呵呵。
不管是洪金宝导演还是主演还是监制的电影,个人觉得都很经典。
《鬼打鬼》《人吓人》《人吓鬼》《鬼咬鬼》这一系列影片都好看。
我最喜欢《人吓人》了。
呵呵2.咸鱼番生洪金宝演的。
属于那个年代无厘头搞笑作品。
1981年:1.追鬼七雄恐怖成分多些。
呵呵。
觉得那个女艺人歌唱的好听。
呵呵1982年:1.人吓人洪金宝主演。
还有林正英。
讲的是一群外乡人押解着马林祥(午马饰)的尸体回乡,并有自称是马妻的怀孕女子同行,表面上是办丧事,实际上为了分遗产。
此事引起马的好友朱大肠(洪金宝)的怀疑,乃在守丧之日假扮纸人躲进灵堂,果然揭露了奸计。
本来诈死的马林祥在混乱中被杀,苦求朱大肠替他报仇。
马林祥武功不如人,需要借用朱大肠的身体上身才能消灭外乡人。
不料完成任务时已到黎明,朱大肠的魂魄来不及回到肉身,被阴差解往地狱。
朱的未婚妻请教道士救夫之法,在头七之夜与阴差展开恶斗。
一部很经典的喜剧鬼片。
我喜欢2.奇门遁甲"奇门"和"遁甲"是一对师兄妹,二人法力皆深不可测,但却常因小事争执斗法,后来恶人重出江湖。
两人联手教会徒弟打败恶人。
时有爆笑场面,时有严肃打斗场面。
3.天师撞邪奇门遁甲续集,不过没有前面的好看罢了。
4.夜惊魂影片主要描述一个心理变态的杀人狂,以女性作为目标,并惯用被害者的白色渔网袜将其勒死。
探长和午夜节目主持人相恋,并以她作饵布下陷阱,不料捉住的一个人只是暗恋女主持人的痴情客,而真正的凶手已混入电台,正向她发动杀机……应该说是一部惊悚的电影。
星际宝贝实验品
001 史灵可002 双双浸泡食物007 琪琪白西施犬010 菲力【清洁】014 内核制造爆米花020 滑头【销售】025 星星【发光】031 拧螺丝032 小谎【测谎】033 榔头脸钉钉子062 薯条【厨师】102 红绿灯造成交通混乱113 鞋子【厄运】119 粘稠的巧克力151 还童精灵把成年人变成婴儿177 剪子吃头发199 八卦佬泄露秘密221 小火花发电222 痘痘让人得病228 融孩儿融化249 弹性体弹跳254臭臭先生258 波波播放复制后的音乐300 小幽灵变形然后吓人303 失忆精灵让人失忆320 雨制造雨323 爱情魔力让人爱上人看到的下一个人344 复制349 邦妮偷盗375 幻影附身在没有生命身上383 小漩涡催眠458 搜寻家找东西501 阴喷水502 阳喷熔岩509 芽芽一株可怕的花513 里氏制造地震515 (污染制造污染)森林克星,破坏树木519压扁城市520 加农炮制造海啸523 雪泥制造冰雪529 钻子钻地面544 飞锤毁坏庄稼586 坦克吃金属601 踢王打败对手602 水怪把船切成两半603激光球发射激光604 胡迪尼让自己或别人隐身606 黑力欧吸东西611 终极超级武器613 亚亚用声波把东西震碎619 火焰球喷火球621 电624 安琪把实验品变坏625 鲁本与626有同样能力但不喜欢用,爱好和平,爱做三明治626 史迪奇627 坏史迪奇优化626628 李洛伊强化626。
2012台湾周杰伦犯罪悬疑][熊猫人之神探李奥][DVD
电影简介:
导演: 周杰伦
主演: 周杰伦/ 詹宇豪/ 宋健彰/ 江语晨/ 唐嫣
类型: 动作/ 悬疑/ 犯罪
制片国家/地区: 台湾
语言: 汉语普通话
上映日期: 2013
片长: 90分钟
又名: 熊猫人之神探李奥/ Heroic Detective / 神探·李奥
评分: 豆瓣?
剧情概要:
公元2030年在新世界的某个称为「光明市」的地方,邪恶势力一直漫延,看来光明市并不光明。
「神探」李奥得知光明市里最邪恶的「狂天集团」正在秘密进行着可以控制全人类的『脑波控制器』研发!李奥在搜集集团的犯罪证据时,集团派出手下『狞虎会』的杀手,想阻止李奥调查。
李奥和「狞虎会」一波接着一波的正邪力量对抗,箭在弦上的紧张时刻,李奥被陷害入狱!最后,李奥展现出过人的毅力与决心打败邪恶的力量,战胜残暴的狞虎会,守护着「光明市」的和平。
更摧毁「狂天集团」的研发计划,将惩恶扬善、见义勇为的精神发挥的淋漓尽致。
哈奴曼的优秀神话故事
哈奴曼的优秀神话故事神猴哈奴曼的故事是印度神话中的精品,在东南亚各国人民的心中亦敬他为英雄。
那么关于哈奴曼的神话故事有哪些呢?下文是小编为大家列举的关于哈奴曼的优秀神话故事,欢迎大家参考。
神猴哈奴曼大家一定知道齐天大圣孙悟空的故事吧?这个神通广大的孙猴子,为保护唐僧西天取经,一路上斩妖斗魔,机智勇猛,立下了汗马功劳。
他们要去的西天,实际上就是我国西南邻邦印度国。
印度神话里也有个神猴,他也是法术无边,聪慧勇敢,简直是孙悟空的亲兄弟呢!下面,就是印度神猴的故事。
据说,很久很久以前,古印度有座很有名的大山,叫须弥卢。
山上住着许多神仙,还有一个猴子国也在山上。
猴国的国王和王后治理着小小的猴子国,和平而美满。
猴子国的王后生得十分美丽温柔,四处游荡的风神爱上了她。
风神向王后的头脑里吹进一股新之风,请王后为自己生一个像她一样漂亮的儿子。
果然,小毛猴相貌不凡:一身纯金色的皮毛闪闪发光,像阳光下的稻米芒;一条长长的大尾巴,还没上战场,就已显示了力量;四肢颀长,行动灵活轻捷。
风神见了,喜不自胜,上天入地,着实舞蹈欢歌了几日。
他祝福儿子快快长大,长大后随他去周游世界。
万万没有想到,初生的小毛猴会遭到厄运。
一天早晨,王后带着可爱的小毛猴去森林里采野果。
她把儿子放在林中空地上,就挎着小篮子走进森林深处去了。
小毛猴独自坐在空地上,等妈妈带又甜又香的野果给他吃。
可是,等了好一会儿,还不见妈妈回来,他又饥又渴,不由大哭起来。
呀!这小毛猴的哭声真大啊!惊得野兽奔窜,树叶簌簌直抖。
太阳不知道发生了什么事情,连忙跳到山顶观望。
小毛猴透过满眼泪水,看到山顶上突然出现了一个红彤彤、圆溜溜的东西,高兴极了,咧开刚长出白白的小牙的嘴儿笑起来:“咦?这么大的红果怎么没有见过?一定又甜又解渴! ”他纵身一跳,去抓那诱人垂涎的“大红果”。
嗬!这猴儿跳得可高,一下子就跳到太空里,直奔太阳而去!太阳此时已看清,那惊天动地的声响,原来是这小毛猴的哭声,并没有什么别的怪事发生,就笑笑,驾起太阳车,升到高空,去为世界照明了。
《神探飞机头(1994)》完整中英文对照剧本
小心做得好做得好Heads up! Good defense! Good defense!我们进城去We're going downtown.闭嘴笨狗Shut the hell up, you stupid mutt!什么事What do you want?HDS公♥司♥的下午过得如何好吧我这有你的包裹HDS, sir. How are you this afternoon? Alrighty. I have a package for you.似乎碎了It sounds broken.是的但相信一定是好货色Most likely. I'll bet it was something nice.这是保险赔偿表格This is an insurance form.请在这儿这儿这儿签名If you'll just sign here, here, and here and also here, and put your name here... 剩下的表格会尽速送上we'll get the rest of the forms to you as soon as we can.好可爱的狗我可以摸摸它吗That's a lovely dog you have there sir. Do you mind if I pet him?我才不在乎I don't give a rat's ass.噢老弟Oh, brother...可以了剩下的由我填吧That's fine, sir. I can finish the rest.祝你玩的开心保重再见You just have yourself a good day. Take care now. Bye-bye then.对不起 HDSExcuse me! HDS!请让一让我可拿着个包裹HDS! Coming through! Got a package, people!你守着门干嘛Get away from the door.你怎么回事滚开What's the matter with you? I said, get!真该死Son of a bitch!真是险过剃头啊各位That was a close one! ladies and gentlemen.不幸的是Unfortunately...比赛中总有失败者in every contest there must be a loser.失败者Loohooserrhher.伙伴饿吗Hungry, fellow?自便吧There you go.没事的火花塞湿了而已No problem. It gets flooded.只需稍等一下就好We'll just wait a few seconds.或者现在就试试吧Or we can try it now.杂种Putz!滚下车滚下车Get out! Get out!浑蛋总是无处不在的Assholes are closer than they appear!帮我推一把老兄Give me a push while you're back there.他好像不肯Alrighty, then.发动了It's alive! It's alive!宝贝过来挂念妈妈吗My little baby, come here. You missed Mommy, didn't you? 当然了你♥爸♥爸有没伤害你Yes, you did. Did Daddy hurt you?我不会让他那样做的I won't let him. No, I won't.他可保留那电视He can keep the big TV但不能伤害你but he's not gonna hurt my baby, no he's not.谢谢你范杜拉先生Thank you, Mr. Ventura.我该如何报答你How can I ever repay you?付酬劳即可A reward would be good.我的车有点损坏又要加汽油There is some damage to my car, and I had to fill it with premium. 可否替你脱裤子代替付款Would you like for me to take your pants off instead?让我考虑一下Gee! Let me think.好的Sure.这里的人可真友善People are real friendly around here.范杜拉Ventura!什么事撒旦Yes, Satan?对不起单从声音认不出你Oh. I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.没关系王牌范杜拉Never mind the wisecracks, Ventura.你欠租很久了You owe me rent.我已说过欠你的钱会优先处理Mr. Shickadance, I told you, you're my first priority.我正插手一宗大案我会付租金的I'm on a very big case right now. Check this out.你看Look at that.那是一只白蚀鸽That's a true albino pigeon.富翁的悬赏二万五千的Some rich guy lost it. He's offering a $25,000 reward.我找到这鸟就付你房♥租As soon as I find this bird...you pay it.我听到这儿有动物叫声I heard animals in there.今早又听到它们四处抓东西I heard them again this morning, scratching around.我从不把工作带回家的I never bring my work home with me.那些狗粮又是什么回事What's all this pet food for?我要吃多点纤维高的食物Fiber.要不要进来看看来吧Wanna take a look inside? Come on!进来吧Come on!看吧到处瞧瞧Go ahead. Snoop around!满意了吧Are you satisfied?千万别让我捉到你带动物回来就这样Just don't let me catch you with an animal in here. That's all. 好吧保重再见All right.Take care, now. Bye-bye, then.失败者Loser!来吧森林之友Come to me, jungle friends.罗杰我问你们一个问题Roger, let me ask you one question.一条五百磅重的鱼怎会不见的How in hell do you lose a 500-pound fish?什么What?对不起我想说I'm sorry, I was just going to say...那不是鱼是哺乳类动物that it's not a fish. It's a mammal.谢谢你科学家小姐Thank you, Miss Jacques Cousteau.她无恶意的She didn't mean anything by that.我才不担心那鱼I don't give a good goddamn about that fish!如果你喜欢可拿它做鱼柳Fillet it and fast-food it if you want to!我只想赢超级杯All I give a damn about is winning the Super Bowl!要想胜利至少要令球员安心My athletes have got to have their heads in the right place!罗杰你已入这行那么久了Shit, Roger! You've been in this business a long time.你知道那些球员是多迷信You know how superstitious these players are.高中后那四分卫便把袜子倒穿I have a quarterback that's put his socks on backwards since high school. 后卫两年没洗过护阴I've got a linebacker that hasn't washed his jockey strap in two years... 因为他认为苍蝇能带来好运because he thinks flies are lucky.现在我要那条鱼在大赛日登场I want that fish on that field Super Bowl Sunday.寻回那条鱼或是另找新差事吧Find the fish...or find new jobs!为何要选大赛前两周这个时候Why did it happen now, two weeks before the Super Bowl?一定是动物权益组织的人干的I'll tell you, it's those animal-rights activists!老是高举他们的标语Always out with their signs:"动物生来自♥由♥ 别虐待雪花""Animals were born free! Stop torturing Snowflake!"那条鱼的生活比我们都好That fish lives better than they do.罗杰警方现在已经着手调查了Roger. The police are checking into the animal-rights groups.警方对这件事有回音吗More they have the police called back from yet?没有但我想告诉你我的"可图"走失时No, but I wanted to tell you, when I lost my Cuddles...我请了宠物侦探I hired a pet detective.请什么A what?宠物侦探A pet detective.谢了麦提莎但我们还是交给专业人士做吧Thanks, Martha, but we better leave this to professionals.他相当不错的Well, actually, he was quite good.侦查宠物是一门深奥的学问Pet detection is a very involved, highly scientific process.如穿手套Like a glove!范杜拉先生来了Mr. Ventura here to see you.-谢谢你 -我是玛莉莎- Thanks, Martha. -Hi, I'm Melissa Robinson.幸会Pleasure to meet you.进来时有麻烦吗Any trouble getting in?没有戴胶手套的人很温柔No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle. 大赛一周前保安很严格Security's tight Super Bowl week.请坐我开门见山说了Why don't you have a seat? I'll get right to the point.昨晚我们的吉祥物被盗Our mascot was stolen from his tank last night.你知道是什么来的吗Are you familiar with Snowflake?不知道Negative.从迈哈密海洋馆得来的We got him from Miami aquarium.是罕有的长鼻海豚He's a rare bottle-nosed dolphin.这是它在半场休息时的新表演This is a new trick he was going to do for the halftime show. 来吧海豚我们开始吧Come on. Let's go.太好了All right!海豚再来Come on, let's go!好傢伙Good boy!要烟灰缸吗Would you like an ashtray?我不吸烟很讨人厌的I don't smoke.It's a disgusting habit.警方今天早上来过Police were here this morning.很明显绑匪从后门进来像是用Apparently, the kidnappers came in through the back gate they said some kind of... 四轮传动开背式的客货车Four-wheel-drive van, loaded from the rear.海豚失踪有否带来麻烦罗杰Roger, how you holding up?如果我被炒鱿鱼时面呈怪相If I'm walking funny it's是因为要应付太多记者because I got two dozen reporters up my ass.他们整天问我雪花的事They've been asking me about Snowflake all morning.他是什么人Who's he?这是普罗杰这是范杜拉Roger Podacter, meet Ace Ventura.他是我聘请的宠物侦探He's our pet detective.幸会梅玛莎小姐极推荐你的Nice to meet you. You came very highly recommended by Martha Mertz.梅玛莎Martha Mertz?噢对那条母狗Oh, yeah, the bitch!什么Waht?北♥京♥狗在高原公园失踪Pekingese, lost in Highland Park area.我找到它时半死不活的She was half-dead when I found her.那是水池吗失陪了Is that the tank? Excuse me.-警方放干的 -是今早- Cops drain it? - Yes, this morning.如果我五分钟内不回来If I'm not back in five minutes...那再多等一会just wait longer.队长日志星际日期23 9Captain's log, stardate 23.9, rounded off to the nearest decimal point.我们重回过去拯救一古生物We've traveled back in time to save an ancient species from annihilation. 目前尚没海洋生物痕迹So far...no signs of aquatic life,但无论如何我定要找到它but I am going to find it.如果我不能再替宇宙其它的分心If I have to tear another black hole,是因为我要去找它I'm going to find it!我必须如此I've got to, mister!好极了Oh, great!我会出去阻止他们过来I'll try to head them off.王牌快出来吧Ace, get out of the tank.不行队长I just can't do it, captain!我已没能量了I don't have the power!你马上出来吧I said, get out of the tank now!我只是个医生不是洗池工人For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a pool man!雪花在何处Where's Snowflake?暂时不能与大家见面Snowflake is not available right now.不能见面我都等了一整天了Not avaliable? Roger, I've been waiting all day.我一定要拍到它的新闻I got to get a shot of his new trick in the evening news!它是否病了What, is he sick?拉茜一定是失踪了Lassie must be missing.喂范杜拉Hey, Ventura. Ventura.最近有否侦破大案件Make any good collars lately?还扔是普通案件Or were they leashes?谋杀案范杜拉Homicide, Ventura.你打算如何侦破此案How are you gonna solve that one?问得好Good question, Aguado!首先我会先找出犯案动机First, I'd establish a motive.这案子凶手因妒死者老二太大The killer saw the size of the bug's dick and became insanely jealous.然后你会慰籍凶手太太Then I'd lose 30 pounds porking his wife!深深一吻请求原谅Now, kiss and make up!对不起我有问题问你Excuse me.I'd like to ass you a few questions.这不是合适的时间王牌This is not the time, Ace.如果艾路丝下来看见我便死定If Einhorn come down here and see me talking to you or your ass, I'm history. 你必需告诉我雪花一案谁负责I can keep him under control. You have to tell me who's on the Snowflake case. 我帮不了你太多限制I can't do nothing for you on that. My hands are tied.现在到我问了All right, that's it! Now it's my turn!我只需五分钟独处Five minutes alone, that's all I need!快装得很忙样子艾下来了Better look alive. Einhorn's on her way down.快点求求你Come on, now. Ace, please.什么事怕我放屁吗What's that matter? Afraid I'll make a stink? Come on!阿瓜多负责那案的这下行了吧Aguado's working the case, all right?阿瓜多Aguado!阿瓜多说的好Aguado! Good call!看我们现在很忙We're just a little busy now...有命案劫案和毒犯要应付with murderers and burglaries and drug dealers. Things like that.海豚失踪不算是大案A missing dolphin isn't exactly a high priority.现在你令他生气了Now you've pissed him off.你饶了我Would you give me a break?我无法再控制他I can't hold him much longer!我上司来了My boss is coming!好吧Okay, look.我们已查过动物权益组织We ran a check with local animal-rights groups.也查过标本店和租车公♥司♥We checked out the taxidermists and we already checked on van rentals. 到目前为止仍没有线索So far, nothing, nathin', nada. All right?有没有不寻常的外♥围♥投♥注♥Any unusual bets being made?当然有这是超级杯嘛Of course! This is Super Bowl!在那水池有何发现What'd you find out about the tank?没什么特别的Nothing unusual ok.一些轮迹逃走路线Tire tracks, an escape route.和一个什么也没看见的守卫A guard didn't see anything.-仅此而已 -仅此而已我发誓- That's it? - That's it. I swear.趁我未惹上麻烦Now will you please get out of here请快走before I get in trouble?谢谢你的合作另外Thank you for your cooperation.By the way,你有薄荷糖吗do you have a mint?奸人糖呢Perhaps some Binaca?我的妈Holy testicle Tuesday!他怎会在此的What the hell is he doing here?我来自首I came to confess.我是刺杀肯尼迪的另一枪手I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.少废话我知你在查雪花一案Spare me the routine. I know you're working the Snowflake case.我建议你把它交由专家处理May I suggest you yield to the experts on this one?我们会找到这海猪We'll find the porpoise.我深感如释重负Now I feel better.当然那或许无补于事Of course, that might not do any good.没人失去海猪被偷的是海豚Nobody's missing a porpoise. It's a dolphin that's been taken.普通海猪是大牙齿The common harbor porpoise has an abrupt snout...而长鼻海豚是圆尖齿while the bottle-nosed dolphin, or Tursiops truncatus...这是两种截然不同的牙齿has an elongated beak, cone-shaped teeth and a serrated dorsal appendage. 当然你已全知道这些But I'm sure you already knew that.你令我心动的便是这点That's what turns me on about you.你真是观察入微Your attention to detail.你听着宠物鸡♥巴♥Listen, pet dick...要否要我把你的生活变成炼狱how would you like me to make your life a living hell?我并不是真的想和你谈恋爱Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois.但谢谢你提出But thank you for asking.或许改天给你电♥话♥Maybe I'll give you a call sometime.你的电♥话♥仍是911 好吧Your number still 911? All right then.对不起格雷在吗Excuse me. Is Greg here?谢谢你Thank you!密♥码♥是什么What's the password?新英格兰鱼汤New England clam chowder.汤是红色的还是白色的Is that the red or the white?我忘了I can never remember that!白色White?胡士托Hey, Woodstock!圣方济你好吗Hey, Saint Francis, how's it going?很好谢谢关心希望你也是Super, thanks for asking. I hope you're having a lovely day. 是吗Do you?还有假的Don't I?你在做什么猛丁哥So what are you up to?只是看鱼Just watching the fishies.看见那些吗那是挪威捕鲸队You see those blips? That's a Norwegian whaling fleet.我发给他们新的方位座标I'm sending them new directional coordinates.他们一定会找到屈原They'll find Jimmy Hoffa...before they find any whales.妙你可否进入Gravy! So can you still tap into海洋物品买♥♥卖♥♥资料库the aquatic supply stores in the area?当然可以什么事Of course I can. Why?查看近日I wanna trace the sale of any...购入运送海豚装置记录equipment for transporting or housing a dolphin within last a few months. 我还以为有什么挑战Come on, I thought you had a challenge for me.海洋绳索二万加仑的大鱼缸All right, we got marine winch, sling, feeder fish, 20,000-gallon tank...等等你看Wait a minute. Look here.对一个平民来说真不简单That's a lot of equipment for a civilian.哇可是个百万富翁Ronald Camp? The billionaire?亦是罕有鱼类收藏家Billionaire and rare-fish collector.真的吗Really?那便是敌人真面目That is the face of the enemy.老想染指濒临绝种生物Always trying to get his greedy hands on endangered species.等等他与海豚队有关连Hold on. Camp is connected with the dolphins?是啊天才捐地建球场That subgenius gave them the land the stadium's built on.看他又举♥行♥"出风头"派对了And look, he's throwing another "I'm the richest man in the universe" party. 似乎是找个舞伴的时候了Looks like it's time for me to get myself a date.我这次可算是冒大险了I'm really going out on a limb here.甘氏派对请的全是名流His social events are strictly A-list.约会开始时搞得很好了The date started good, Chuck,但抵达派对前她脚软but before we got to the party, she tensed up.如果你给我带来麻烦If you do anything to embarrass me....什么像这样What? Like this?嗨史塔宾队长霍华和德好吗Hi, Captain Stubing.How are Gopher and Doc?我请求登舰Permission to come aboard, sir.失陪一下I'm sorry, ladies.玛莉莎Marisa嗨朗恩Hey! Ron很高兴你能来Glad you could make it.谢谢Thank you.-你很美 -谢谢- You look wonderful. - Ah, thanks.他是谁你朋友And who is he, a friend?不是我的我的舞伴No, this is... This is my date.他是个律师He's a lawyer.他有名字的吗还是要我叫他"律师先生"Does he have a name, or should I call him "Lawyer"? 对不起他叫王牌I'm sorry. This is Ace V...-汤姆·王牌 -汤姆·王牌- Tom Ace. -Tom Ace.幸会也恭贺你今晚的成功Pleasure to meet you.Congratulations on all your success.你的气味真是一流You smell terrific!我才刚和玛莉莎说我们在大学就有一门One of the first lessons we learned back at...专门研究食物毒害富人官司的Stanford was the growth of food- poisoning claims against wealthy-people. 只这一门就可以开专门律师行One could make quite a lucrative law practice with little else.今晚每个人觉得如何How is everybody feeling tonight?非常非常好谢谢你Very, very well, thank you.甜心那儿有法式小点Look, honey...there's the hors d'oeuvres.回头见See you你疯了吗雪花不会是甘偷的Are you insane? There is no way that Camp stole Snowflake.你想怎样What are you trying to do?我行动前想法缠着他Will you keep him occupied while I work my magic, please?很好吃是不是Smooshy, isn't it?巴黎酒店送了数箱给我We got a few cases from my new dealer in Paris.对不起Excuse me, Ron...我要上厕所I need to use the bathroom.一定是那些肝酱作怪I think it's the paste?-厕所在那边 -谢谢- Sure, it's over there. - Thanks.这东西出来时定比进去时好看Stuff probably looks better on the way out.他老早就已不大舒服了He wasn't feeling well earlier today.好极了放心吧雪花Don't worry, Snowflake.范杜拉来了Ace Ventura's here.好吃喔Yummy!雪花Snowflake!雪花Here, Snowflake.我有东西给你吃I've got a snack for you.这些鱼美丽吗They're wonderful, aren't they?十分美丽Yes, they certainly are.无论我遇上什么挫折No matter what's going on in my life...看见它们便觉心平气和I can always watch them swim and be totally at peace.这不是雪花这不是雪花It's not Snowflake!It's not Snowflake!你的朋友不会有事吧Are you sure your date is all right?他已去了很久It's been an awfully long time.你说汤母Who, Tom?他不会有事的Well, I'm sure he's fine.别进去那里Do not go in there!对不起我马上找水管匠来I'm sorry. I'll have the plumbing checked immediately.快如果我喝了那厕所水便没命Do that! If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might've been killed. 对不起王牌先生I'm sorry again, Mr. Ace.你做什么What're you doing?I'm sorry, Ron.-他做什么 -我们走吧- What's he doing? - Let's go!停止Stop it!我真不明白你的裤子去了哪里我不在乎发生了什么I don't even wanna know why your pants are missing! I don't care what's happening. 你可能令我失业的You could've cost me my job!原来你在雪花的水池找到石子我马上打电♥话♥CNNSo you found a pebble in Snowflake's tank. I'll call CNN.在水池找到的谢谢I found it in the filter, thank you very much.这不是石子是罕有的橙宝石And it's not a pebble, it's a rare, triangular cut orange amber.你在说什么What're you talking about?我今晚见甘的戒指Tonight I saw the same stone镶有同样宝石in Camp's ring.你说过雪花不是他偷的I thought you said Camp didn't do it.对他戒指上的宝石仍在No, his ring wasn't missing a stone.偷海豚的人一定有同样的戒指But whoever was in that tank had a ring just like his.什么戒指Ring? What ring?84年海豚队美国联盟冠军戒指The 1984 Dolphin AFC championship ring.找到那戒指之人便可找到雪花I find the ring with a missing stone, I find Snowflake.你打算怎样做How you gonna do that?很简单Simple.失败者Loser!你为何不学好驾驶Why don't you learn how to drive, pal?你想玩玩吗You wanna play?妈的Damn it!那宝石可能来自任何地方的That stone could've come from anywhere.可能来自项链或耳环It could've come from a necklace or a pendant, an earring.那是84年美国联盟冠军戒指上It came from an '84 AFC championship ring.艾路丝组长认为是动物权益组Einhorn thinks it may have been an animal-rights group.你听过FAN吗You know FAN?富女简秋霞发起的解放动物会Free Animals Now, started by Chelsea,daughter of industrialist Fisher Gamble? 全球有超过五十万会员Over half a million members worldwide?没听过他们是什么人No. Who are they?他们去年发出127封恐吓信Did you know, last year they sent out 127 threating letters...要求各队放生吉祥物they sent letters to college teams demanding the release of their mascots?你用什么喂狗的What do you feed your dog?狗粮什么事Dog food. Why?他很可怜He is miserable!你到底在说什么What are you talking about?它很不快乐我为它难过He's very unhappy. I feel sorry for him.伙食差与世隔绝Bad diet, isolated environment.奇怪的是它还活着It's amazing he's still alive.你的宝石原理行不通所以生气You're just mad because your stupid pebble theory didn't work out.你的愤怒难以宣泄You can't express anger.是吗你很丑陋Yeah? And you're ugly.我甚至不想和你谈话走吧I'm not even gonna talk to you. Would you please leave?为什么让你可以打它Why? So you can beat him?肥妹Fatty!你真离谱You're unbelievable!聘用你是个大错Hiring you was the biggest mistake I ever made.你何不大哭一场大屁♥股♥Well, why don't you cry about it, saddlebags?你喜欢她You like her, huh?是的她很不错Yeah, she's all right.听好我Look, Melissa, I....我在北峰大厦外I'm here at the North Beach Towers condo complex in north Miami... 海豚队领队普罗杰where Roger Podacter, head of operations for the Miami Dolphins 自杀的现场has apparently committed suicide...据说是从二十多楼跳下allegedly leaping to his death from his 20th-story balcony....你没事吧You okay?我已说过当时我在家中I told you. I was in my apartment across the hall.我听到尖叫I heard a scream...于是通知大厦经理so I called the manager.那儿除了狗什么也没有The place was empty, except for the dog in the other room.我打开阳台我们看出去I opened the balcony door and looked out...便见那一滩血饼splat, bang, pancake time.非常谢谢Okay, thank you very much.今晚很不安是吗Hi, there fella. Have a bad night?动物能嗅到邪恶的事物So animals can sense evil.谁让这兽医进来的Who let Dr. Doolittle in?他跟麦小姐一起到的Lieutenant, he came with Miss Robinson.这是警方的事This is official police business.验尸时找到血及虫才通知你We'll let you know if the coroner finds a tick.面对现实吧Face it...不她是对的而且Forget it. She's right.Besides...我也不想人指出我的错误I wouldn't want someone tracing my steps, pointing out my mistakes I was making. 你不认为这是自杀案So...you don't think this is an obvious suicide, Mr. Pet Detective?我没那样说I wouldn't say that.因没有证据支持这观点There's plenty of evidence here to support your theory.除了那扶手上的血渍Except, of course, for that spot of blood on the railing.能告诉你我的想法吗May I tell you what I think happened? All right,then.普罗杰下班后喝过几杯便回家Roger Podacter went out after work, had a few drinks, then came home.但他不是单独一人He wasn't alone.后来他们发生争执Someone else was with him in this appartment. There was a struggle...他被人扔下阳台and he was thrown over that balcony.普罗杰不是自杀是被谋杀Roger Podacter didn't commit suicide.He was murdered.这真是个很有趣的故事That's a very entertaining story...但真正侦探but unfortunately,real detectives have to一切讲求证据worry about that little thing called evidence.我听到有人冲厕所I think I heard a toilet flush.或者有海龟已走失了Maybe somebody lost a turtle.看来我已技穷Well, I....I guess I'm out of my league here.做得好Good work.还有一件事队长There is just one more thing, lieutenant.这女人住在对面单位的This woman is Roger Podacter's neighbor. She lives across the hall.她说听到尖叫声是吗She said she heard a scream. Is that right?没错Right而你说进来时要打开阳台的门And you said you had to open the balcony door when you came in the room? -对 -你肯定要打开这门- That's true. - You're certain you had to open this door?是的I'm certain.你想证明什么范杜拉What's the point, Ventura?只想证明一件事Only this.这是双重隔音玻璃This is double-paned, soundproof glass.邻居是无法听到There is no way that neighbour could have heard普的尖叫声Podacter scream on the way down with that door shut.她听到的尖叫是来自这室内The scream she heard came from inside appartment.他被扔出阳台之后before he was thrown off the balcony.凶手离开前关上这门and the murderer closed the door before left. Yes. Yes.明白吗Can you feel that, buddy?我已驱走恶魔I have exorcized the demons!这屋子安全了This house is clear.-全是失败者 -赶他出去- Losers. - Get him out of here!回动物园去吧Back to the zoo.你在想什么What are you thinking?整件事与雪花被盗有关连This whole thing is connected, somehow.我要找到那戒指Tinking I want to find that other ring.你已查过所有的戒指Ace, you checked all the rings.收据呢Receipts? What about receipts?一定有的There's gotta be receipts.你刚才的表现很出色That was pretty impressive, what you did at the apartment.你无需告诉我You don't have to tell me.我很了解自己I was there.或者你该做个真正的侦探Maybe you should've joined the police force, become a real detective. 我不做与人类有关的案件I don't do humans.你真的很爱动物You really love animals, don't you?如果天气够冷的话If it gets cold enough.不其实和他们有亲戚关系No, I have a kinship with them.我了解它们I understand them.是否要听怪异故事Wanna hear something spooky?我十二岁那年做了个梦One time when I was about 12, I had a dream that I was being followed by... 我被一只疯狗跟着a big dog with rabies.他双眼血红口吐白沫He had these bloodshot eyes...and foam came out of his mouth.无论我跑多快它也越来越近No matter how fast I ran, he just kept gaining on me and gaining on me.就在我走进家门前Then just before I got to my front door...他跳了过来咬着我he jumped and sank his teeth in.我醒了后摸摸颈背That's when I woke up...and felt the back of my neck. Check that out.你看看you check out狗♥杂♥种♥Bastard!对不起我情不自禁I'm sorry, I just couldn't help myself.知道我为何干这行吗Want to know why I do what I do?我也不知道想不想No, I'm not sure I really want to know you.你最好知道You better be sure...因为你一旦了解我because once you get inside my head...便不会以我表面的作为来判断there's no turning back.是否全部收据都在此了Are these all? There's only a dozen.或许在后面另一档案内吧Maybe it's in another file, in the back.-那是谁 -什么- Who the hell is that? - What?他是谁That. Who the hell is that?雷费高踢球员你不认识他That's Ray Finkle, the kicker. Don't you know who he is? 他为何不在这照片中Why isn't he in this picture?这是较早前拍的This was taken earlier in the year.他在季中才加入Ray Finkle wasn't added till mid-season.那年他踢失了决定性的一球He missed the final field goal in the Super Bowl that year. 令海豚队得不到冠军Cost the Dolphins the game.但他有戒指是吗But he got himself a ring, didn't he?当然了Definitely.新踢球员带来丰盛的一年"Replacement kicker having a great year."明星踢球员扬言进军超级杯"Ready for Super Bowl, all-star kicker boasts."临门脚软冠军泡汤"Field goal sails wide, Dolphins lose Super Bowl."名闻天下的一脚"The kick heard round the world."全是说费高的That was Finkle.海豚队以一分输了The Dolphins lost by one point.可怜的傢伙Poor guy.他有犯案动机Poor guy with a motive, baby.他现在何处Where is he now?回了家乡古利镇I heard he went back to his hometown in Collier County. 真的Really?你在起程前会送我回家吧You're gonna drop me off before you go?不目前你不宜独居No way. You shouldn't be left alone right now.你的家已不是安全之地It might not be safe at your apartment.你有何建议What do you suggest?我的天Oh, my God!我们已做了三次Three times?对不起以前我未试过不行的I'm sorry, that's never happened to me before.我一定是太累了I must be tired.我又可以了Okay, I'm ready again.我想找雷费高I'm looking for Ray Finkle...和一条新的内♥裤♥and a clean pair of shorts.你对他有何认识What do you know about Ray Finkle?足球踢球员七六年高中毕业Soccer-style kicker. Graduated from Collier High, 1976. 80年大学毕业Stetson University honors graduate, 1980.拥有两项NCAA记录Holds two NCAA records.得分最多踢得最远Most points and distance.以前绰号♥叫马子Nickname, "The Mule."此地的唯一职业运动员The only pro athlete from here.也是美国人模范之一And one hell of a model American.你又是新闻特写记者Are you another one of them Hard Copy guys?不只是他的球迷No, sir.I'm just a big Finkle fan.这儿是我的圣地This is my Graceland, sir.放下枪Will you put that gun down?他只是个球迷The boy is a fan of our son.幸会我是费高的母亲So nice to meet you.I'm Ray's mother...这是他父亲and this is Ray's father.我深感荣幸It's a real honor!有你的光临才是荣幸It's an honor to have you here.我儿子很喜欢他的球迷My Ray is so appreciative of his fans.他会很高兴你来探他He'll be so pleased you stopped by.你说他随时会回来Are you expecting Ray anytime soon?是的他随时回来的Oh, yes. I expect him home any minute.要吃饼吗刚做好的Would you like some cookies? I just baked them.好啊Yummy!雷费高之家Ray Finkle's house.我迫不及待想见他I can't wait to meet him.他不会回来的Ray ain't coming home.你太太说他随时会回来But your wife expects him any minute.她无时无刻不在等他She expects him home any minute.明白吗他是失控列车See, the engine's running but there's nobody behind the wheel. 八年前Eight years ago...。
影子神探 飞碟阴谋(二)
“不,谢谢!”警察厅长看不出一点儿恼怒的样子,还是面无表情地说:“我们,不喝茶。
”语气非常生硬。
贝哈特局长和影子神探更紧张了。
警察厅长的目光落在了影子神探身上,“你,跟我走!”“什么?”影子神探不明白,一个大厅长找他一个小警察有什么事。
贝哈特局长莫名其妙地看着着这一幕,显得不知所措。
“走吧!快!”警察厅长说着头也不回地昂首阔步走出了大门,两个随从面无表情地一左一右“押”着影子神探跟在后面。
他们坐上那辆高级的黑色警车,然后一溜烟开走了。
“就这么走了?厅长究竟是什么意思?”贝哈特局长站在警察局大门口发愣。
一分钟后,又一辆跟刚才一模一样的高级黑色警车开到科学城警察局门口停下了,从车里下来的是满脸笑容的警察厅长,他拉住贝哈特局长的手惊奇地问:“老弟,今天我来突击检查,所以没有事先通知你。
不过你好像已经知道了,还特意站在门口迎接,呵呵,消息挺灵通嘛!”“什么?”贝哈特局长的脑门冒汗了,“刚才来的不是您?”“刚才?”警察厅长摇摇头,“刚才我的汽车还在凯威路加油站加油呢!怎么可能来呢?哈哈,你真会开玩笑!”警察厅长一行人来到局长办公室,坐在刚才的沙发上。
小迷糊已经把打翻的茶水收拾得干干净净,看到去而复返的警察厅长,不禁愣了一下。
“今天虽然是突击检查,但是不要紧张。
”警察厅长和蔼可亲地说,“我来科学城就是想见一见大名鼎鼎的影子神探先生。
”贝哈特局长瞠目结舌。
小迷糊冲口而出,“长官,您刚才不是已经把探长带走了吗?”他们都不敢相信自己的耳朵。
“厅长已经说过了,刚才我们还在凯威路加油站加油,怎么可能来呢?”厅长秘书说,“不过,小迷糊:本名罗卡尔,影子神探的助理。
因为他做事太迷糊,所以得一绰号——小迷糊。
毕业于并不起眼的某警察学院,是影子神探的忠实粉丝。
影子神探:本名马柯斯,毕业于中央警察大学研究生院刑侦专业。
在科学城警察局任探长一职,是出了名的神枪手。
擅长中国功夫,绝招“无影脚”和“幻影拳”令歹徒闻风丧胆。
文 / 简梅梅 图 / 李 戈我们刚才倒是碰到一件奇怪的事,在我们之前加油的三个家伙竟然把汽油当饮料喝。
神探迈克狐故事文字版
神探迈克狐故事文字版早上,迈克狐的侦探事务所开门了,他正带着金丝眼镜,边喝着热茶边和他的侦探助理啾飒处理着来自各地的委托信封。
清晨的时候,迈克狐刚和啾飒一起晨跑完,回来刚休息不久不过一会儿又要做那么多工作,有点吃不消。
好不容易处理完了信封,迈克狐瘫坐在沙发上,不禁感叹道:“獠牙组织的人已经好一阵子没有风声了,也不知道他们在做什么。
本以为可以有时间休息休息一下的,可是想起自己没有处理完的信封和一些案件要办,还真就没时间休息了。
我的名声越来越大了,事却越来越多了,真不知道哪天会把自己累出病来了。
”“啾,我也好累。
”啾飒正从冰箱里拿出根刚买的雪糕,用自己小巧的舌头舔了一口,他想用这种方式来缓解自己疲惫的心情。
就在这时,迈克狐旁边的那家花店传来了一声尖叫,啊!晕过去了!晕过去了!来人啊!叫救护车啊!迈克狐皱了皱眉头,他实在不喜欢这样高分贝的声音,太刺耳了。
不过他立马反映了过来,“出事了。
”迈克狐一下子从沙发里蹦了出来,带上贝雷帽,披上格子斗篷,和啾飒冲出了茶壶别墅,径直往艾琳娜的花店跑去。
“发生了什么?”迈克狐站在花店门口问。
只见黑猫女士脸色苍白,十分惊恐,身体还微微地颤抖着,她闻声看向了门口,看清楚了眼前的人是谁,她又惊又喜,但说话起来很结巴,可能是自己的恐惧造成的:“神,神探迈克狐!和,和他的助理!快,快,救救花店老板,她晕倒了!就,就在刚刚!"”什么?“迈克狐赶忙朝黑猫女士的身后看去。
果然,艾琳娜娜正仰倒在地上,眼睛死死的闭着。
”艾琳娜娜!“迈克狐大叫一声,直接冲了上去,还好,有呼吸。
”迈克狐又为艾琳娜娜把起脉来,眉头又皱了起来,“太弱了!”他喃喃道。
“啾飒!叫救护车!”迈克狐回头大喊。
“啾,明白!”啾飒做了个立正的动作,拿起电话,叫了救护车。
警车和救护车同时到了,公牛警官是接受这次案件的警察。
迈克狐跑过去握了握公牛警官的手,说:“拜托了,帮我保持现场,我可能明早回来,这件事由我来调查,不过我要先去医院,谢谢了。
愚蠢的机灵猴
愚蠢的机灵猴
高锦明;金以斐
【期刊名称】《小火炬》
【年(卷),期】2003()10
【摘要】胆小猴的口水都快要流出来了,因为他发现一棵桃树上面有四只桃子。
这时,机灵猴正好路过,他奇怪地问:“胆小猴,你怎么在这里发呆?”
【总页数】2页(P34-35)
【关键词】桃子;桃树;大家
【作者】高锦明;金以斐
【作者单位】
【正文语种】中文
【中图分类】I287
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不二神探影评
不二神探影评简介《不二神探》是一部于2022年上映的中国喜剧片,由周星驰执导兼主演,该片于2022年2月12日在中国内地上映,取得了不俗的票房成绩。
本片是一部极具喜剧色彩和无厘头幽默的电影,讲述了一个警察与特警合作破案的故事。
剧情概述本片的故事发生在一个犯罪频发的城市中,周星驰饰演的警察张大明经常破解各种复杂案件,被人封号为“不二神探”。
在一次追捕犯罪团伙的过程中,他邂逅了特警队的杨小天(杨采妮饰演),两人因此开始了一段特殊的合作。
在合作的过程中,张大明和杨小天遇到了许多困难和挑战。
有时他们会因为不同的工作方法而产生矛盾,但最终他们通过彼此的信任和合作,克服了所有的困难,成功地破解了一宗重大的犯罪案件。
影片亮点1.周星驰的喜剧风格:周星驰一直以来都以其独特的喜剧风格受到观众的喜爱。
《不二神探》延续了他一贯的喜剧元素,充满了幽默、搞笑的情节和对生活的反思,让观众在欢笑中思考。
2.冲突与友情的故事线:影片中的张大明和杨小天是两个完全不同性格的人,他们从最初的冲突到最后的默契合作,展现了真实的冲突与友情,让观众在欢乐的同时也感受到了情感的触动。
3.紧凑的剧情节奏:影片节奏紧凑,剧情跌宕起伏,保持了观众的紧张感。
每个场景都设计得十分精彩,让观众无法预测接下来会发生什么,充满了惊喜和悬念。
4.出色的演员表演:周星驰和杨采妮作为主演,发挥出色,在塑造角色的同时,将喜剧和情感演绎得恰到好处。
其他配角演员们也都演技出众,为影片增添了许多笑料。
总结《不二神探》是一部充满喜剧元素的电影,通过讲述警察和特警的合作故事,展现了友情、团队合作和对正义的追求。
影片不仅仅是一部搞笑的喜剧电影,更深层次地反思了社会问题,并向观众传递了积极向上的价值观。
该片的导演周星驰在本片中再次展现了他独特的喜剧风格,并通过精彩的剧情、出色的演员表演和紧凑的节奏,成功吸引了观众的注意力。
如果你喜欢周星驰的电影,喜欢喜剧和幽默,那么《不二神探》绝对是你不容错过的一部电影。
儿童的鬼故事
儿童的鬼故事儿童的鬼故事通用(精选篇1)农场的动物们都急急忙忙往谷仓跑,一定是出了什么事情!福格斯跟在大家后面一探究竟,原来他们聚在一起正在讲鬼故事呢?真是无聊,他才不相信有什么鬼怪呢。
这时候,小伙伴们看到了一个模糊的样子,听到了可怕的声音那究竟是什么呢?赶紧和福格斯一起寻找真相吧。
夜晚的农场非常安静。
在谷仓里,大家围着奶牛太太坐成一排。
原来奶牛太太正在给大家讲故事呢。
大家的眼睛都睁得圆溜溜地听她讲故事,这是一个恐怖故事!哼!福格斯自言自语道,愚蠢的恐怖故事。
这种故事可吓不倒我!于是,他离开谷仓回到自己的小窝。
在他快要睡着的时候,突然听到小窝的顶上传来嗒嗒嗒的声音。
一下子,他背上的毛都竖起来了,其实他还是有点儿害怕的。
谁谁在那里?他紧张地问道。
我们是恐怖的大怪物!怪物回答道。
于是,福格斯从小窝里出来,打算看个究竟。
这时,小猪们在小窝后面边笑边跳。
你害怕了吗,福格斯?小猪们说道。
很快小猪们都跑开了,福格斯对着他们咆哮道:这个恶作剧一点儿都不好笑!过了一会儿,储物间里传来咯咯的声音,鸭子们吓得跑了起来。
福格斯伸了个懒腰,向储物间走去,原来是几个小花盆在风中摇摇晃晃发出的咯咯声。
然后,福格斯把这件事的真相告诉了鸭子们。
但是,他们又听到了一些声音很恐怖的声音!啊啊呜啊啊哈!啊啊呜啊啊哈!这个声音是从谷仓后面的小木屋里传来的。
突然门开了,门口出现了一个又黑又恐怖的影子。
啊啊呜啊啊哈!声音又传来了。
大家吓得四散逃开。
晚上看见树影晃动的时候,你会感到害怕吗?其实那才不是什么怪物呢。
那福格斯他们到底遇到的怪物到底是什么呢?儿童的鬼故事通用(精选篇2)卡斯成有个小气鬼带着一块布找到帽匠要求做帽子“做一顶帽子要多少钱?”“十比索”。
帽匠回答。
“不行价钱太贵了!十比索可以做两顶帽子。
”小气鬼说。
“好吧,做两顶。
” 帽匠答应了。
小气鬼又讨价还价说:“还能多做几顶吗?四顶怎么样?”“行”帽匠又答到。
小气鬼讨了便宜还不甘心,最后还提出10比索做10顶帽子,帽匠也答应了。
《宝贝智多星III—智擒四大癫王》观后感
《宝贝智多星 III—智擒四大癫王》观后感 大家看过小鬼当家吗?我最近看了小鬼当家第三部《智擒四大癫王》。
这个 故事所说的是美国空军研究了一块芯片, 这块芯片能避开雷达, 直接炸毁某个地 方。
而有四个不法分子从空军哪儿偷到了这一块芯片, 然后他们把芯片装在了事 先准备好的遥控车里,结果在机场时被一位老太太调包了(老太太拿着装有芯片 的那个车),然后那位老太太把这辆遥控车送给了住在她家对面的小男孩,也就 是我们的主人公亚历。
亚历才四岁多,一天亚历长水痘了,爸爸出差了,妈妈要 上班,哥哥、姐姐要上学,妈妈只好留亚历一个人在家。
正好那些不法分子对这 一带产生了怀疑,然后一家一家的搜索遥控车,亚历发现了这一切后,他用老太 太给的那辆摇控车装上望远镜,看到了那几个坏人举动,然后报警,结果那些人 趁警察不注意溜之大吉,警察认为亚历是假报案,看他是个小孩也不追究什么, 这事就这样没人在意。
那些坏人没有找到遥控车,继续在这一带搜索着,再次被 亚历又看到了, 他再次报警, 那些人躲在一个角落里不吱声, 警察没有发现他们, 警察再也不相信亚历了,认为他是闹着玩,还警告他不要再报警了。
亚历无奈, 连妈妈他们都不相信自己。
但他没有退缩,他分析,那四个坏人下次要去下一家 的目标, 然后他在遥控车上装上了摄像机, 再把车子开到目标所在地去拍摄那些 坏人的举动,心想有了带子大人总该相信他了吧? 在拍摄过程中被坏人发现了, 亚历驾驶着遥控车回到了家, 可惜的是摄像机 里的摄影带被坏蛋们拿了出来。
然后他们觉得小鬼的家有问题, 所以在第二天就 来到了亚历的家,而小鬼早就知道了他们要来,正好这一天他也是一个人在家, 他就在家里布置了一系列的机关,等着坏人们来。
正好这一天也会下暴风雪,妈 妈担心亚历一个人在家, 然后打电话给爱莉丝太太(就是送摇控车给亚历的太太) 叫她过去帮看一下亚历, 当爱莉丝太太刚出门就被坏人抓起来了, 用绳子邦了起 来, 外面下着大雪老太太被冻得快不行了。
口袋神探鸡飞飞说明书
口袋神探鸡飞飞说明书
凯叔《口袋神探》,共6本。
这是一套专为小学生量身定制的中国原创科学侦探故事系列。
讲述了长江边梧桐镇上,9岁的三年级男孩艾小坡,一个不破案不罢休的小神探,与因意外星际穿越误入地球、需要动脑赚能量给飞船充能,从而能早日回母星的外星人鸡飞飞,结成侦探组合,通过思考、调查、研究和推理,破解身边一系列神秘案件的精彩故事。
故事里包含的科学知识紧扣小学科学课大纲知识点,涉及生命科学、物质科学、地球和宇宙科学、技术与工程等不同科学领域,并将这些科学知识和侦探故事巧妙地融合在一起,引导孩子们在故事中主动思考,跟随着艾小坡和鸡飞飞的探案过程,一起观察、发现、推理、破案,让孩子们在充满悬念的故事阅读中,潜移默化地了解到丰富的科学知识,提高科学素养。
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<<神探机灵猴>>读后感
于都县实验小学二(17)钟豪指导老师:邹小春今天,我和妈妈一起读了<<神探机灵猴>>第二集"拐卖儿童落法网"。
故事讲得是狡猾的狼二和狐三拐卖儿童胖妞妞,在探长“机灵猴”的帮助下被成功解救了!狼二,狐三财迷心窍,竟然将罪恶的黑手伸向年幼的胖妞妞,导致熊猫妈妈和胖妞妞骨肉分离,真是太可恶了!
读了这个故事,我想到了我们身边也经常发生拐卖儿童绑架小朋友的事情。
那些坏人怎么那么没有人性?对年幼的孩子怎么下得了手呢?难道就不怕被警察叔叔抓住吗?“天网恢恢,疏而不漏”,要想人不知,除非己未为,拐卖儿童,终落法网!
小朋友们,我给大家提个醒:千万不要和陌生人说话;不要吃陌生人给的任何食物;也不要独自和陌生人去不熟悉的地方;按时上学,放学及时回家,不要在路上玩耍溜达!我希望发生在胖妞妞身上的事永远不会发生在其他小朋友的身上!。