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1. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

2. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

3. What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho Cheese.

4. A butcher shop opened on the 10th floor. The steaks were high.

5. There was a fight in the candy store. Two suckers got licked.

6. If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster.

7. Once ice cream was invented the problem was licked.

8. A box of food you buy for breakfast will have a cereal number on it.

9. Two blackberries met. They were both in a jam.

10. A perfectly spherical pumpkin makes good pi.

11. If you are what you eat, I'm staying away from the nuts!

12. In a bakery buns usually play a small role.

13. The salt said 'hi' to the pepper. It was seasonings greetings.

14. When news that a meat shipment was coming reached the gold rush you could stake your claim and then claim your steak.

15. He told me he could eat a 32 ounce steak, but I found that hard to swallow.

16. He bought a plate with four corners so he could have a square meal.

17. This is some pretty good tapioca. That's one way of pudding it.

18. The history of cheese is full of holes, but it's interesting in its own whey.

19. He became a vegetarian because he couldn't make ends meat.

20. The first guy to mass produce candies made a mint.

21. To photograph peas, you need a good try pod.

22. Some food is not all it's cracked up to be. I'll put in a nutshell for you.

23. Cabbage should be eaten raw in fact that's Cole's Law.

24. Her ability to always find fresh vegetables on sale was uncanny.

25. The math teacher was hungry, but all she had to eat was a piece of pi.

26. I went to the tropics and found out that bananas are grown by a great bunch.

27. Ever tried honeymoon salad? It's lettuce alone.

28. People who like yogurt are well cultured.

29. Those who eat candy with both hands are ambi-dextrose.

30. A lady woke up not very hungry after having a roll and a turnover in bed.

31. Why do people preserve fruits and vegetables? Because they 'can'.

32. Those who transport salt are movers and shakers.

33. Some of us are like potatoes: thick skinned but soft inside when warmed.

34. I love to eat eggs at the crack of dawn.

35. If you eat soup that's nine days old you will get bad broth.

36. What it boils down to is this: eggs taste good.

37. The white beets were returned to the produce supplier because they were chard beyond recognition.

38. After he swallowed a whip, he got a real tongue-lashing.

39. Spoiled meat is a dead loss.

40. He put an orange in his boxing glove so he could have a fruit punch.

41. On cooking shows, there is little margerine of error.

42. In some countries steaks are rare but if you can find one well done!

43. Leftover spaghetti is pasta its prime.