生活大爆炸 第二季 06

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考虑加入实验物理学行业的同学们

So you are considering going into experimental physics,

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我的大门永远向你们敞开

My door is always open.

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另外我要再次道歉可能我的实验不怎么成功

Once again, I'm sorry that the demonstration didn't quite work out,

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但我们现在知道你不小心把斯奈普桃汁

But now we know what happens when you accidentally spill

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掉进氦氖激光器的时候会发生什么了

Peach snapple into a helium neon laser.

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简单来说就是别这么干

Short answer is... don't.

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现在我们来介绍一下理论物理系

And now to tell you about the theoretical physics department

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有请谢尔顿·库珀博士

Is dr. sheldon cooper.

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库珀博士

Dr. cooper?

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别叫我

Forget it.

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稍等

Excuse me.

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谢尔顿我们都商量好了

Sheldon, we both agreed to do this.

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别浪费时间

It's a waste of time.

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我还不如给一群拉布拉多狗

I might as well explain the laws of thermodynamics

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讲讲热力学定律呢

To a bunch of labradoodles.

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你再不出来我就不带你去动漫书店

If you don't do this, i won't take you to the comic book store.

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你们好

Hello.

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顺便说一句你的激光器不错

Nice work with the laser, by the way.

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看见你们朝气蓬勃的脸庞

Looking out at your fresh young faces,

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我回想起了我决定步入学术道路的那一刻

I remember when I too was deciding my academic future

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那时我还是个卑微的研究生

As a lowly graduate student.

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忘了说我14岁

Of course, I was 14.

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不过我已经取得了你们大多数人

And I'd already achieved more than most of you

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望尘莫及的成就虽然我九点上床

Could ever hope to, despite my 9:00 bedtime.

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现在这个屋子里可能有一两个人

Now, there may be one or two of you in this room

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具备学好理论物理学的基本素质

Who has what it takes to succeed in theoretical physics.

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