生活大爆炸第二季04剧本
生活大爆炸第二季英文剧本台词13
-Leonard: No kidding?
kidding: 玩笑
不是吧?
Fu Manchu, a handlebar,pencil?
handlebar: 八字胡 pencil: 笔状
傅满洲那样的? 八字胡又尖又长?
-Howard: It's extracted from the plant., - I'm not sure yet.
data: 数据 statistically: 统计上 significant: 重大的
收集两万数据却没啥有用的结果
Very impressive.
impressive: 印象深刻的
灰常了得
-Howard: What a jerk.
jerk: 蠢人
蠢货一个
-Rajesh: Don't feel bad,Leonard. Negative, results are still results.
tehs超市买龙舌兰酒
-Howard: You'd think a guy like that would, have some kind of booze lackey.
guy: 家伙 booze: 酒 lackey: 仆人
你以为他们会有仆人跑腿买酒吗?
Tapioca: 西米【这里H还没来得及说完呢】
好吧 Sheldon 为啥西...
-Sheldon: Tapioca is extracted from the root, of the plant manihot esculenta!
Tapioca: 西米 extract: 榨取 root: 根 plant: 植物 manihot: 木薯
生活大爆炸第二季03剧本
看 Big Bang Theory 学英语第二季3集: The Barbarian Sublimation
-Sheldon：Fellow warriors, This is Sheldor the conqueror.
Baldwin：鲍德温(姓氏) traditional：传统的 edge：边缘 mounted：安装的 edge-mounted：边缘齿cylinder：圆柱体 Whereas：而，但是 Volkswagen：大众汽车 center：中心
那是肯定的，你那扇门上的鲍尔温锁用的是传统的边缘齿，而你那辆大众的钥匙用的是中间齿系统。
get the hang of：掌握 hang：[口]做法; 用法; 诀窍 sarcasm：讽刺
我还当我掌握到挖苦的窍门了呢。
Make yourself comfortable. Not there.
comfortable：使人舒服的
你随便坐，那里不行。
Sheldor is back online.
什么是"AFK"？
-Sheldon：AFK. Away From Keyboard.
暂时离开一下键盘。
-Penny：Oh, I see.
知晓了（发音与OIC一样）。
-Sheldon：What does that stand for?
Penny你好像有什么困难的样子？
-Penny：Yes. I can't get my stupid door open.
没错，我的门打不开了。
-Sheldon：You appear to have put your car key in the door lock-- are you aware of that?
生活大爆炸剧本（英文）第二季第四集
THE BIG BANG THEORYbyChuck Lorre & Bill PradySeason 2, Episode 4 (s02e04) Title: The Griffin Equivalency---> Dialog only <---LEONARD: Let's see, Raj was the “Kung Pao” chicken.PENNY: I'm the dumplings.HOWARD: Yes, you are.PENNY: Creepy, HOWARD.HOWARD: Creepy good or creepy bad?LEONARD: Who was the shrimp with lobster sauce?HOWARD: That would be me. Come to papa, you un-kosher delight. I'm not necessarily talking to the food.PENNY: Sit over there.SHELDON: Sit over there. Baby wipe?PENNY: Why do you have...?LEONARD: No, don't ask.HOWARD: No, don't, don't.SHELDON: I'll tell you why. I had to sanitize my hands because the university replaced the paper towels in the rest rooms with hot-air blowers.PENNY: Oh, I thought the blowers were more sanitary.HOWARD: Why?LEONARD: Really, don't.SHELDON: Hot-air blowers are incubators and spewers of bacteria and pestilence. Frankly, it'd be more hygienic if they just had a plague-infested gibbon sneeze my hands dry.RAJESH: Hey, guys, I just got the most amazing new...PENNY: Gosh, Raj, do you think you'll ever be able to talk in front of me without being drunk? Okay, well, I'll just, um, go eat by myself.LEONARD: PENNY , you don't have to do that.PENNY: No, it's okay. Between him not talking, him talking and him... I'm better off alone. So, goodbye, you poor, strange little man.RAJESH: She's so considerate.HOWARD: So, what's your news?RAJESH: Remember that little planetary object I spotted beyond the Kuiper belt?RAJESH: Or as I call it, Planet Bollywood. Anyway, because of my discovery, People Magazine is naming me one of their 30 Under 30 to Watch.LEONARD: Raj, that's incredible.HOWARD: Congratulations.LEONARD: That's incredible.SHELDON: Excuse me, 30 what under 30 what to watch what?RAJESH: 30 visionaries under 30 years of age to watch as they challenge the preconceptions of their fields.SHELDON: If I had a million guesses, I never would have gotten that.RAJESH: It's pretty cool. They've got me in with a guy who's doing something about hunger in Indonesia, and a psychotherapist who's using dolphins to rehabilitate prisoners, and Ellen Page, star of the charming independent film “Juno“.HOWARD: Oh, I'd so do her.LEONARD: You'd do the dolphins.HOWARD: Do I get an honorable mention for designing the telescope camera mounting bracket you used?RAJESH: Sorry, it's not part of my heartwarming and personal narrative in which a humble boy from New Delhi overcame poverty and prejudice and journeyed to America to reach for the stars. HOWARD: Poverty? Your father's a gynecologist. He drives a Bentley.RAJESH: It's a lease.SHELDON: I'm confused. Was there some sort of peer-review committee to determine which scientists would be included?RAJESH: Peer review? It's People Magazine. People picked me.SHELDON: What people?RAJESH: The people from People.SHELDON: What? Yeah, but exactly who are these people? What are their credentials? How are they qualified? What makes accidentally noticing a hunk of rock that's been traipsing around the solar system for billions of years more noteworthy than any other scientific accomplishment made by someone under 30?RAJESH: Boy, I'll bet Ellen Page's friends aren't giving her this kind of crap.LEONARD: You proud of yourself?SHELDON: In general, yes.============================================ THEME SONG ===========================================SHELDON: Oh, there's my missing neutrino. You were hiding from me as an unbalanced charge, weren't you, you little subatomic dickens?LEONARD: Hey, SHELDON.SHELDON: Hey, look, look, I found my missing neutrino.HOWARD: Oh, good, we can take it off the milk carton.LEONARD: We're gonna go apologize to Raj and invite him out to dinner.SHELDON: Apologize? For what?LEONARD: He came over last night with some pretty good news and we weren't very supportive. SHELDON: I sense you're trying to tell me something.HOWARD: You were a colossal asshat.LEONARD: Really? Do tell.SHELDON: How will Raj ever reach true greatness if his friends lower the bar for him? When I was 11, my sister bought our father a …world's greatest dad“ coffee mug. And frankly, the man coasted until the day he died.LEONARD: Okay, let's try it this way. What if this People Magazine thing is the best Raj is ever going to achieve?SHELDON: I had not considered that.LEONARD: Mm-hm. Come on.SHELDON: I often forget other people have limitations. It's so sad.HOWARD: He can feel sadness?LEONARD: Not really. It's what you and I would call condescension. Now, when we go in there, let's show Raj that we're happy for him.SHELDON: But I'm not.HOWARD: Well, then fake it. Look at me. I could be grinding on the fact that without my stabilizing telescope mount he never would have found that stupid, little clump of cosmic schmutz. But I'm bigger than that.SHELDON: Fine. What do you want me to do?LEONARD: Smile.HOWARD: Oh, crap, that's terrifying.LEONARD: We're here to see Koothrappali, not kill Batman.HOWARD: Try less teeth.LEONARD: Close enough. Come on.LEONARD: Hey, Raj.RAJESH: Hey, guys. What's up?HOWARD: We just wanted to invite you out to dinner tonight.LEONARD: Celebrate your 30 Under 30 thing. Right, SHELDON?RAJESH: It's very nice of you. I would like that.DR. GABLEHAUSER: Hello, boys.RAJESH: Dr. Gablehauser.DR. GABLEHAUSER: Dr. Koothrappali.LEONARD: Dr. Gablehauser.DR. GABLEHAUSER: Dr. Hofstader.SHELDON: Dr. Gablehauser.DR. GABLEHAUSER: Dr. Cooper.HOWARD: Dr. Gablehauser.DR. GABLEHAUSER: Mr. Wolowitz. Boys, I've got a question for you. Who in this room discovered a star?RAJESH: Actually, 2008-NQ sub-17 is a planetary body.DR. GABLEHAUSER: I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about me. And you, my exotic young friend, are my star.SHELDON: But you didn't discover him. You merely noticed he was here, much like he did with 2008-NQ sub-17.LEONARD: SHELDON.DR. GABLEHAUSER: Well, we gotta get you into a better office. Something more suited to your status.RAJESH: Really, you don't have to go to any trouble.DR. GABLEHAUSER: How about if I put you in von Gerlach's old office?RAJESH: I'd rather have Fishbein's. It's bigger.DR. GABLEHAUSER: Done.HOWARD: Wait a minute, I called dibs on Fishbein's office the day he started showing up at work in his bathrobe.SHELDON: He gets a new office, I can't even get paper towels in the mens' room? LEONARD: SHELDON.SHELDON: Damn, this is hard.DR. GABLEHAUSER: Let me ask you something, what do you think the business of this place is? LEONARD: Science.DR. GABLEHAUSER: Money.HOWARD: Told you.DR. GABLEHAUSER: And this boy's picture in People Magazine is gonna raise us a pile of money taller than... Well, taller than you.HOWARD: I have a Master's degree.DR. GABLEHAUSER:Who doesn't? Dr. Koothrappali, have you ever had lunch in the president's dining room?RAJESH: I didn't even know there was a president's dining room.DR. GABLEHAUSER: It's the same food as the cafeteria, only fresh. Come on, little buddy. RAJESH: Okay, big buddy. See you tonight, guys.LEONARD: You can stop smiling now.SHELDON: Ah.RAJESH: So anyway, after a fantastic lunch, I was whisked off to the People Magazine photo shoot... Have any of you boys ever been to a photo shoot?LEONARD: Uh-uh.HOWARD: No.RAJESH: It's fantastic. Apparently, the camera loves me and I, it. They shot me in front of a starry background where I posed like this. They're going to digitally add a supernova. They say it's the perfect metaphor for my incandescent talent.SHELDON: Right, a ball of hot, flaming gas that collapses upon itself.RAJESH: Excuse me. Oh, it's my assistant, Trevor. Go for koothrappali. Uh-huh.HOWARD: They gave him an assistant? If I want a new pen, I have to go to the bank with wire cutters.SHELDON: Have we at this point met our social obligations?LEONARD: Not yet.RAJESH: Okay, just put it on my calendar, but start thinking of a reason why I can't go. Alrighty? Koothrappali out. God bless that boy. I don't know what I'd do without him.LEONARD: You just got him this afternoon.RAJESH: Yes, but I'm finding that having a lackey suits me.LEONARD: A lackey?RAJESH: Oh, I'm sorry. Is that politically incorrect? In India, we just call them untouchables. SHELDON: Now?RAJESH: Speaking of untouchables, I've got great news for you guys. People Magazine is having a reception this Saturday and I managed to get you invited.HOWARD: Oh, gee, thanks.RAJESH: Oh, you're welcome. Of course, I couldn't get you into the VIP section because, you know, that's for VIPs and you guys are just, you know, P's.SHELDON: There's a tribe in Papua New Guinea where, when a hunter flaunts his success to the rest of the village, they kill him and drive away evil spirits with a drum made of his skin. Superstitious nonsense, of course, but one can see their point.PENNY: Here you go, Raj. You might wanna drink this one slowly.RAJESH: Okay. So, Saturday night, can I count on my posse?HOWARD: Gee, I'd love to, Raj, but I can't make it.RAJESH: Oh, okay. LEONARD?LEONARD: Well, uh... No, I could... no.RAJESH: SHELDON?SHELDON: I can make it, but I won't.PENNY: What are you guys talking about?RAJESH: Well, there's a reception for my magazine article on Saturday.PENNY: And you guys aren't going? I can't believe you. Raj is celebrating a tremendous accomplishment and you're not even gonna be there to support him?SHELDON: A tremendous accomplishment would be if the planetary body he discovered were plummeting toward earth and he exploded it with his mind.HOWARD: That would be cool. I'd go to that reception.PENNY: Come on, this is huge. Raj is gonna be in People Magazine, and he didn't even have to knock up one of the Spears sisters.RAJESH: Would you like to go with me?PENNY: Of course I would. I would be honored.RAJESH: Really? Cool.PENNY: Shame on you guys.RAJESH: Look at that, I got a date with PENNY. I can't believe it took you a whole year. SHELDON: Now?LEONARD: Now.RAJESH: Hey, buddy. I'm gonna be in People Magazine.CHARLIE SHEEN: Yeah, call me when you're on the cover.PENNY: Oh, Raj, look at you.RAJESH: I know. I'm resplendent like the noonday sun, am I not?PENNY: Um, yeah. Starting with the champagne a little early, aren't you?RAJESH: It was in the limo. They sent a limo. I have a limo. I just love saying limo. Here. Sip on this while you're getting ready.PENNY: Oh, I'm... I'm ready.RAJESH: That's what you're wearing?PENNY: Um, yeah. Why, what's wrong with it?RAJESH: Nothing. I was just hoping for something a little more, you know, ridonkulous. PENNY: Yeah. Well, this is all the donkulous you're gonna get tonight.RAJESH: Okey-dokey. Let's roll. All right, it's time to raise the roof. Ooh-ooh.PENNY: Hey, LEONARD.RAJESH: Dude.LEONARD: You look very nice.PENNY&RAJESH: Thank you.PENNY: Come on. Good night, LEONAR .LEONARD: Good night.RAJESH: Hey, LEONARD do you see my limo downstairs?LEONARD: Yeah.RAJESH: It's bigger than the house my grandfather grew up in.LEONARD: Terrific.RAJESH: It has more food too.PENNY: All right. Come on, come on.RAJESH: [sings …Get The Party Started“]LEONARD: Hey.HOWARD: Hey, good news. You don't have to sulk about PENNY anymore. Look, there are hundreds of croatian women just waiting for you to contact them.LEONARD: ?HOWARD: I'll lend you my user name. It's Wealthy Big Penis.LEONARD: You're joking.HOWARD: You gotta make it easy for 'em. They're just learning english.LEONARD: Pass.HOWARD: So you're just gonna sit around here and mope while PENNY is out with Dr. Apu from the Kwik-E-Mart?LEONARD: It's not a date and that's racist.HOWARD: It can't be racist. He's a beloved character on …The Simpsons.“LEONARD: Let's just eat so I can get to bed. With any luck, tonight will be the night my sleep apnea kills me.SHELDON: Did you remember to ask for the chicken with broccoli to be diced, not shredded? LEONARD: Yes.SHELDON: Even though the menu description specifies shredded?LEONARD: Yes.SHELDON: Brown rice, not white?LEONARD: Yes.SHELDON: Did you stop at the Korean grocery and get the good hot mustard?LEONARD: Yes.SHELDON: Did you pick up the low-sodium soy sauce from the market?LEONARD: Yes.SHELDON: Thank you.LEONARD: You're welcome.SHELDON: What took you so long?LEONARD: Just sit down and eat.SHELDON: Fine.LEONARD: All right, it's shredded. What do you want me to do?SHELDON: I want you to check before you accept the order.LEONARD: Sorry.PENNY tonight?LEONARD: He's not going to have intercourse with PENNY.SHELDON: Then there's no excuse for this chicken. You know, this situation with Koothrappali brings to mind a story from my childhood.HOWARD: Oh, goody, more tales from the panhandle.SHELDON: That's Northwest Texas. I'm from East Texas, the Gulf region. Home to many Vietnamese shrimpers.LEONARD: Do the shrimpers feature in your story?SHELDON: No. Anyway, when I was 8, a Montgomery Ward delivery van ran over our family cat, Lucky.HOWARD: Lucky?SHELDON: Yes, Lucky.LEONARD: He's irony impaired. Just move on.HOWARD: Okay, dead cat named Lucky. Continue.SHELDON: While others mourned Lucky, I realized his untimely demise provided me with the opportunity to replace him with something more suited to my pet needs. A faithful companion that I could snuggle with at night, yet would be capable of killing upon telepathic command. HOWARD: So not a puppy?SHELDON: Please. No, nothing so pedestrian. I wanted a griffin.LEONARD: A griffin?SHWLDON: Yes, half eagle, half lion.LEONARD: And mythological.SHELDON: Irrelevant. Yeah, I was studying recombinant DNA technology and I was confidant I could create one, but my parents were unwilling to secure the necessary eagle eggs and lion semen. Of course, my sister got swimming lessons when she wanted them.HOWARD: SHELDON, not that we don't all enjoy a good lion-semen story, but... What's your point?SHELDON: My point is if Koothrappali is moving on to a new life of shallow undeserved fame, then perhaps this is an opportunity to create a better cohort.LEONARD: You wanna breed a new friend?SHELDON: That's one option, but who has the time? But consider this. The Japanese, they're doing some wonderful work with artificial intelligence. Now, you combine that with some animatronics from the imagineers over at Disney, next thing you know, we're playing Halo mith a multilingual Abraham Lincoln.HOWARD: SHELDON, don't take this the wrong way, but you're insane.LEONARD: That may well be, but the fact is it wouldn't kill us to meet some new people. SHELDON: For the record, it could kill us to meet new people. They could be murderers or the carriers of unusual pathogens. And I'm not insane. My mother had me tested.LEONARD: If we do get a new friend, he should be a guy you can trust. You know, a guy who has your back.HOWARD: And he should have a lot of money and live in a cool place down by the beach where we could throw parties.SHELDON: He should share our love of technology.HOWARD: And he should know a lot of women.LEONARD: Okay, let's see, money, women, technology. Okay, we're agreed. Our new friend isRAJESH: Welcome to the Raj Mahal.PENNY: Yes, it's very nice. Good night, Raj.RAJESH: No, no, wait, the evening's not over.PENNY: Yes, it is.RAJESH: No, it's time to put on some R. Kelly and suck face.PENNY: Oh, wow, is the evening over.RAJESH: Wait, wait, wait. That's my mommy and daddy calling from India. I want you to meet my parents.PENNY: Wait, meet them?RAJESH: Hello, Mommy, Daddy. Good to see you. How are you? I'm not drunk.MRS. KOOTHRAPPALI: Why would you say that?RAJESH: Just making conversation. Mommy, Daddy, I want you to meet my new squeeze, PENNY. PENNY: I'm not your squeeze. There is no squeezing.DR. KOOTHRAPPALI: I can't see her. Center her in the frame.RAJESH: Here you go. Cute, huh?MRS. KOOTHRAPPALI: She's not Indian.DR. KOOTHRAPPALI: So she's not Indian. The boy is just sowing some wild oats.PENNY: No, no, no, no, there's no sowing, no squeezing and no sucking face.MRS. KOOTHRAPPALI: What if he gets her pregnant? Is this little hotsy-totsy who you want as the mother of your grandchildren?RAJESH: What right do you have to pick with whom I can have children with?DR. KOOTHRAPPALI: Look, RAJESH, I understand you're in America. Y ou want to try the …local cuisine. “ But trust me; you don't want it for a steady diet.RAJESH: Now you listen to me. I am no longer a child and I will not be spoken to like one. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go throw up.MRS. KOOTHRAPPALI: What's wrong with him?PENNY: I don't know. Maybe it's the local cuisine. Okay, well, it's nice to meet you. I'm just gonna set you on down over here. And I'm gonna leave, so namaste. And FYI, you'd be lucky to have me as a daughter-in-law.DR. KOOTHRAPPALI: She is feisty. I like that.PENNY: Raj, what are you doing? No, no notes. If you have something to say to me, say it. RAJESH: Sorry.PENNY: Oh, sweetie, it's okay.THE END。
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Script compiled bywww.big-bang-forum.deTHE address for geeks and …The Big Bang Theory“ fans!THE BIG BANG THEORYbyChuck Lorre & Bill PradySeason 1, Episode 2 (s01e02)Title: The Big Bran Hypothesis---> Dialog only <---LEONARDHere you go. Pad thai, no peanuts.HOW ARDDoes it have peanut oil?LEONARDI'm not sure. Everyone keep an eye on Howard in case he starts to swell up.SHELDONSince it's not bee season, you can have my epinephrine.RAJESHAre there any chopsticks?SHELDONYou don't need chopsticks. This is Thai food.LEONARDHere we go.SHELDONThailand has had the fork since the latter half of the 19th century. Interestingly they don't put the fork in their mouth they use it to put the food on a spoon which then goes into their mouth.LEONARDAsk him for a napkin, I dare you. I'll get it.HOW ARDDo I look puffy? I feel puffy.PENNYHey, Leonard.LEONARDOh, hi, Penny.PENNYAm I interrupting?LEONARDNo.SHELDONYou're not swelling, Howard.HOW ARDNo, no, look at my fingers. They're like Vienna sausages.PENNYSounds like you have company.LEONARDThey're not going anywhere. So, you're coming home from work. That's great. How was work?PENNYWell, you know, it's a Cheesecake Factory. People order cheesecake and I bring it to 'em.LEONARDSo you kind of act as like a carbohydrate delivery system?PENNYMm... Yeah, call it whatever you want, I get minimum wage. Yeah. Um, anyways I was wondering if you could help me out with something, I'm kinda...LEONARDYes.PENNYOh. Okay, great, I'm having some furniture delivered tomorrow and I may not be here, so, oh... Hello.HOW ARD[speaks in Russian]PENNYI'm sorry?HOW ARDHaven't you ever been told how beautiful you are in flawless Russian? PENNYNo, I haven't.HOW ARDGet used to it.PENNYYeah, I probably won't. Hey, Sheldon.SHELDONHi.PENNYHey, Raj. Still not talking to me, huh?SHELDONDon't take it personally, it's his pathology. He can't talk to women.HOW ARDHe can't talk to atractive women, or in your case, a cheesecake- scented goddess.LEONARDSo there's gonna be some furniture delivered?PENNYYeah, yeah. If it gets here and I'm not here tomorrow, could you just sign for it and have them put it in my apartment?LEONARDYeah, no problem.PENNYGreat, here's my spare key. Thank you.LEONARDPenny, wait.PENNYYeah?LEONARDUm... If you don't have any other plans, do you want to join us for Thai food and a Superman movie marathon?PENNYA marathon? Wow, how many Superman movies are there?SHELDONYou're kidding, right?PENNYYeah, I do like the one where Lois Lane falls from the helicopter and Superman swooshes down and catches her. Which one was that? LEONARD, SHELDON,HOW ARD, RAJESHOne.SHELDONYou realize that scene was rife with scientific inaccuracy.PENNYYes, I know, men can't fly.SHELDONNo, no. Let's assume that they can. Ahem. Lois Lane is falling. Accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet per second per second. Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel. Miss Lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles an hour, hits them and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces.LEONARDUnless Superman matches her speed and decelerates.SHELDONIn what space, sir? In what space? She's 2 feet above the ground. Yeah, frankly, if he really loved her, he'd let her hit the pavement. It'd be a more merciful death.LEONARDExcuse me, your entire argument is predicated on the assumption thatSuperman's flight is a feat of strength.SHELDONAre you listening to yourself? It is well established that Superman's flight is a feat of strength. It is an extension of his ability to leap tall buildings, an ability he derives from exposure to Earth's yellow sun.HOW ARDYeah and you don't have a problem with that? How does he fly at night? SHELDONOh. A combination of the moon's solar reflection and the energy-storage capacity of Kryptonian skin cells.PENNYI'm just gonna go wash up.LEONARDI have 2600 comic books in there. I challenge you to find a single reference to Kryptonian skin cells.SHELDONChallenge accepted. We're locked out.RAJESHAlso, the pretty girl left.============================================ THEME SONG ===========================================LEONARDOkay. Her apartment's on the fourth floor, but the elevator's broken, so you're gonna have to... Oh, your're just gonna be done? Okay, cool, thanks. I guess we'll just bring it up ourselves.SHELDONI hardly think so.LEONARDWhy not?SHELDONWell, we don't have a dolly or lifting belts or any measurable upper-body strength.LEONARDWe don't need strength. We're physicists. We are the intellectual descendants of Archimedes. Give me a fulcrum and a lever and I can move the Earth. It's just a matter... I don't have this. I don't have this! I don't have this.SHELDONArchimedes would be so proud.LEONARDDo you have any ideas?SHELDONYes, but they all involve a Green Lantern and a power ring.LEONARDEasy.SHELDONEasy.LEONARDOkay. Now we've got an inclined plane. The force required to lift is reduced by the sine of the angle of the stairs, call it 30 degrees, so, about half.SHELDONExactly half.LEONARDExactly half. Let's push. Okay. See, it's moving. This is easy. It's all in the math.SHELDONWhat's your formula for the corner?LEONARDWhat? Oh, okay. Ah. Okay, yeah, no problem. Just come up here, help me pull and turn.SHELDONAh, gravity, thou art a heartless bitch. You do understand that our efforts here will in no way increase the odds of you having sexual congress with this woman.LEONARDMen do things for women without expecting sex.SHELDONYeah, those would be men who just had sex.LEONARDI'm doing this to be a good neighbor. In any case, there's no way it could lower the odds. Almost there. Almost there. Almost there.SHELDONNo, we're not.LEONARDI'm sorry.SHELDONNo, we're not! No, we're not! Watch your fingers. Watch your fingers. LEONARDYeah.SHELDONOh God, my fingers!LEONARDYou okay?SHELDONNo, it hurt... Great Caesar's ghost, look at this place.LEONARDSo Penny is a little messy.SHELDONA little messy? The Mandelbrot set of complex numbers is a little messy. This is chaos. Excuse me. Explain to me an organizational system where a tray of flatware on a couch is valid. I'm just inferring this is a couch because the evidence suggests the coffee table is having a tiny garage sale.LEONARDDid it ever occur to you that not everyone has the compulsive need to sort, organize and label the entire world around them?SHELDONNo.LEONARDWell, they don't. Hard as it may be for you to believe, most people don't sort their breakfast cereal numerically by fiber content.SHELDONExcuse me, but I think we've both found that helpful at times. LEONARDCome on, we should go.SHELDONHang on.LEONARDWhat are you doing?SHELDONI'm straightening up.LEONARDSheldon, this is not your home.SHELDONThis is not anyone's home. This is a swirling vortex of entropy. LEONARDWhen the transvestite lived here, you didn't care how he kept the place. SHELDONBecause it was immaculate. I mean, you opened that man's closet, it was left to right, evening gowns, cocktail dresses, then his police uniforms. LEONARDWhat were you doing in his closet?SHELDONI helped him run some cable for a webcam.PENNYHey, guys.LEONARDOh, hey, Penny. This just arrived. We just brought this up. Just now. PENNYGreat. Oh, was it hard getting it up the stairs?LEONARDNo.SHELDONNo?LEONARDNo.SHELDONNo.LEONARDWell, we'll get out of your hair.PENNYOkay, great. Thank you again.SHELDONPenny. Ahem. I just want you to know that you don't have to live like this. I'm here for you.PENNYWhat's he talking about?LEONARDIt's a joke.PENNYI don't get it.LEONARDYeah, he didn't tell it right. Sheldon? Sheldon?? Hello? Sheldon! SHELDONShh! Penny's sleeping.LEONARDAre you insane? You can't just break into a woman's apartment in the middle of the night and clean.SHELDONI had no choice. I couldn't sleep knowing that just outside my bedroom was our living room, and just outside our living room was that hallway,and immediately adjacent to the hallway was... this. LEONARDDo you realize that if Penny wakes up, there is no reasonable explanation as to why we're here.SHELDONI just gave you a reasonable explanation.LEONARDNo, no. You gave me an explanation. Its reasonableness will be determined by a jury of your peers.SHELDONDon't be ridiculous. I have no peers.LEONARDSheldon, we have to get out of here.SHELDONYou might want to speak in a lower register.LEONARDWhat?SHELDONEvolution has made women sensitive to high-pitched noises while they sleep so that they'll be roused by a crying baby. If you want to avoid waking her, speak in a lower register.LEONARDThat's ridiculous!SHELDONNo, that's ridiculous.LEONARDFine. I accept your premise. Now, please, let's go.SHELDONI'm not leaving until I'm done.LEONARDOh, no.SHELDONIf you have time to lean, you have time to clean.LEONARDOh, what the hell.SHELDONGood morning.LEONARDMorning.SHELDONI have to say I slept splendidly. Granted not long, but just deeply and well.LEONARDI'm not surprised. A well-known folk cure for insomnia is to break in your neighbor's apartment and clean.SHELDONSarcasm?LEONARDYou think?SHELDONGranted, my methods may have been somewhat unorthodox, but I think the end result will be a measurable enhancement to Penny's quality oflife.LEONARDYou know what, you convinced me. Maybe tonight we should sneak in and shampoo her carpet.SHELDONYou don't think that crosses a line?LEONARDYes. For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?SHELDONYou have a sarcasm sign?LEONARDNo, I do not have a sarcasm sign.SHELDONYou want some cereal? I feel so good today, I'm gonna choose from the low-fiber end of the shelf. Hello, …Honey Puffs“.PENNYSon of a bitch!LEONARDPenny's up.PENNYYou sick, geeky bastards!LEONARDHow did she know it was us?SHELDONI may have left a suggested organizational schematic for her bedroom closet.PENNYLeonard?LEONARDGod, this is gonna be bad.SHELDONGoodbye, …Honey Puffs“. Hello, …Big Bran“.PENNYYou came into my apartment last night while I was sleeping? LEONARDYes, but only to clean.SHELDONReally more to organize. You're not actually dirty, per se.PENNYGive me back my key.LEONARDI'm very, very sorry.PENNYDo you understand how creepy this is?LEONARDOh. Yes, we discussed it at length last night.PENNYIn my apartment? While I was sleeping?SHELDONAnd snoring. And that's probably just a sinus infection. But it could be sleep apnea. You might want to see an otolaryngologist. The throat doctor.PENNYAnd what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses?SHELDONDepending on the depth, that's either a proctologist or a general surgeon. Oh.PENNYGod!LEONARDOkay, look, Penny. I think what you're feeling is perfectly valid and maybe a little bit later today when you're feeling a little less, for lack of a better word, violated, maybe we can talk about this some more.PENNYStay away from me.LEONARDSure, that's another way to go.SHELDONPenny, Penny, hold on. Just to clarify, because there will be a discussion when you leave. Is your objection solely to our presence in the apartment while you were sleeping or do you also object to the imposition of a new organizational paradigm. Well, that was a little non-responsive. LEONARDYou are going to march yourself over there right now and apologize. LEONARDWhat's funny?SHELDONThat wasn't sarcasm?LEONARDNo!SHELDONWhoo. Boy, you are all over the place this morning. I have a master's and two Ph.Ds, I should not have to do this.PENNYWhat?SHELDONI am truly sorry for what happened last night. I take full responsibility. And I hope that it won't color your opinion of Leonard, who is not only a wonderful guy, but also, I hear, a gentle and thorough lover. I did what I could.PENNYHey, Raj. Hey, listen, I don't know if you heard about what happened last night with Leonard and Sheldon, but I'm really upset about it. I mean, they just, they let themselves into my place and then they cleaned it. Can you even believe that? How weird is that? ...RAJESHOh, she's standing very close to me. Oh, my. She does smell good. What is that? Vanilla?PENNY... You know. Where I come from, someone comes into your house at night, you shoot. Okay? And you don't shoot to wound. I mean, all right, my sister shot her husband, but it was an accident, they were drunk. Wait, what was I saying? ...RAJESHShe's so chatty. Maybe my parents are right. Maybe I'd be better off with an Indian girl. We'd have the same cultural background and my wife could sing to my children the same lullabies my mother sang to me. PENNY... It's obvious that they meant well, but I'm just, I'm having a really rough time. Like I said, I broke up with my boyfriend and it's all freaking me out ...RAJESH[starts to sing an Indian lullaby]PENNY... I mean, just because most of the men I've known in my life happen to be jerks, doesn't mean I should just assume Leonard and Sheldon are. Right?RAJESHShe asked me a question. I should probably nod.PENNYThat's exactly what I thought. Thank you for listening. You're a doll. RAJESHUh-oh. Turn your pelvis.HOW ARDGrab a napkin, homie. You just got served.LEONARDIt's fine. You win.HOW ARDWhat's his problem?SHELDONHis imaginary girlfriend broke up with him.HOW ARDBeen there.RAJESHHello. Sorry I'm late, but I was in the hallway, chatting up Penny.HOW ARDReally? You? Rajesh Koothrappali, spoke to Penny?RAJESHActually, I was less the chatter than the chattee.LEONARDWhat did she say? Is she still mad at me?RAJESHWell, she was upset at first, but probably because her sister shot somebody. But then there was something about you and then she hugged me.HOW ARDShe hugged you? How'd she hug you? Is that her perfume I smell? RAJESHIntoxicating, isn't it?PENNYHi.LEONARDOh.PENNYWhat's going on?LEONARDUh. Here's the thing: …Penny, just as Oppenheimer came to regret his contributions to the first atomic bomb, so too I regret my participation in what was, at the very least, an error in judgment.The hallmark of the great human experiment is the willingness to recognize one's mistakes. Some mistakes, such as Madam Curie's discovery of radium, turned out to have great scientific potential, even though she would later die a slow, painful death from radiation poisoning. Another example, from the field of Ebola research...“PENNYLeonard.LEONARDYeah?PENNYWe're okay.LEONARDSix two-inch dowels?SHELDONCheck.LEONARDOne package Philips head screws?SHELDONCheck.PENNYYou guys, seriously, I grew up on a farm, okay? I rebuilt a tractor engine when I was, like, 12. I think I can put together a cheap, swedish media center.LEONARDNo. Please, we insist. It's the least we can do, considering...SHELDONConsidering what? How great this place looks?HOW ARDOh, boy, I was afraid of this.LEONARDWhat?HOW ARDThese instructions are a pictographic representation of the least imaginative way to assemble these components. This, right here is why Sweden has no space program.PENNYWell, it looked pretty good in the store.LEONARDIt is an inefficient design. For example, Penny has a flat screen TV, which means all the space behind it is wasted.SHELDONWe could put her stereo back there.LEONARDAnd control it how?SHELDONRun an infrared repeater, photocell here, emitter here, easy-peasy.HOW ARDGood point. How are you gonna cool it?Hey guys, I got this. SHELDONHang on, Penny. How about fans? Here and here.LEONARDAlso inefficient, and might be loud.HOW ARDHow about liquid coolant? Maybe a little aquarium pump here, run some quarter-inch PVC...PENNYGuys, this is actually really simple.HOW ARDHold on, honey, men at work. PVC comes down here. Maybe a little corrugated sheet metal as a radiator here.LEONARDOh, really? Show me where we put a drip tray, a sluice and an overflow reservoir?SHELDONAnd if water's involved, we're gonna have to ground the crap out of the thing.PENNYGuys, it's hot in here. I think I'll just take off all my clothes. LEONARDOh, I've got it. What about if we replace panels A, B and F and crossbar H with aircraft-grade aluminum?SHELDONRight, then the entire thing will be one heat sink.HOW ARDPerfect. Leonard, why don't you and Sheldon go to the junkyard and pick up 6 square meters of scrap aluminum? Raj and I'll run down to my lab and get the oxyacetylene torch.LEONARDMeet back here in an hour?HOW ARDDone.LEONARDGot it.PENNYOkay, this place does look pretty good.THE ENDScript compiled bywww.big-bang-forum.deTHE address for geeks and …The Big Bang Theory“ fans!THE BIG BANG THEORYbyChuck Lorre & Bill PradySeason 1, Episode 1 (s01e01)Title: Pilot---> Dialog only <---SHELDONSo if a photon is directed through a plane with two slits in it and either slitis observed, it will not go through both slits. If it's unobserved, it will. However, if it's observed after it's left the plane but before it hits its target, it won't have gone through both slits.LEONARDAgreed. What's your point?SHELDONThere's no point, I just think it's a good idea for a T-shirt.LEONARDExcuse me.ALTHEAHang on.LEONARDOne across is …Aegean“. Eight down is …Nabokov“. 26 across is …MCM“.14 down is... Move your finger... …Phylum“ which makes 14 across …Port-au-Prince“. See, …Papa Doc's capitol idea“, that's …Port-au-Prince“. Haiti.ALTHEACan I help you?LEONARDYes. Um, is this the high-IQ sperm bank?ALTHEAIf you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here.SHELDONI think this is the place.ALTHEAFill these out.LEONARDThank you. We'll be right back.ALTHEAOh, take your time. I'll just finish my crossword puzzle. Oh, wait. SHELDONLeonard, I don't think I can do this.LEONARDWhat, are you kidding? You're a semi-pro.SHELDONNo. We are committing genetic fraud. There's no guarantee that our sperm is going to generate high-IQ offspring. Think about that. I have a sister with the same basic DNA mix who hostesses at Fuddruckers. LEONARDSheldon, this was your idea. A little extra money to get fractional T1 bandwidth in the apartment.SHELDONI know, and I do yearn for faster downloads. But there's some poorwoman who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm. What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use an integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve?LEONARDI'm sure she'll still love him.SHELDONI wouldn't.LEONARDWell, what do you want to do?SHELDONI want to leave.LEONARDOkay.SHELDONWhat's the protocol for leaving?LEONARDI don't know. I've never reneged on a proffer of sperm before. SHELDONLet's try just walking out.LEONARDOkay.ALTHEABye.SHELDON, LEONARDBye.LEONARDNice meeting you.SHELDONAre you still mad about the sperm bank?LEONARDNo.SHELDONYou wanna hear an interesting thing about stairs?LEONARDNot really.SHELDONIf the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters, most people will trip.LEONARDI don't care. Two millime...? That doesn't seem right.SHELDONNo, it's true, I did a series of experiments when I was 12. My father broke his clavicle.LEONARDIs that why they sent you to boarding school?SHELDONNo. That was a result of my work with lasers.LEONARDNew neighbor?SHELDONEvidently.LEONARDSignificant improvement over the old neighbor.SHELDONTwo-hundred pound transvestite with a skin condition? Yes, she is. PENNYOh, hi.LEONARDHi.SHELDONHi.LEONARDHi.SHELDONHi.PENNYHi?LEONARDWe don't mean to interrupt. We live across the hall.PENNYOh, that's nice.LEONARDOh, no. We don't live together. I mean...LEONARDWe live together, but in separate, heterosexual bedrooms. PENNYOh. Okay, well, guess I'm your new neighbor. Penny. LEONARDLeonard. Sheldon.PENNYHi.LEONARDHi.SHELDONHi.PENNYHi.LEONARDHi. Well... ah... Oh, welcome to the building.PENNYOh, Thank you. Maybe we can have coffee sometime.LEONARDOh, great.PENNYGreat.SHELDONGreat.LEONARDGreat.LEONARDWell, ah, bye.PENNYBye.SHELDONBye.LEONARDBye. Should we have invited her for lunch?SHELDONNo, we're gonna start season two of …Battlestar Galactica“.LEONARDWe already watched the season two DVDs.SHELDONNot with commentary.LEONARDI think we should be good neighbors, invite her over, make her feel welcome.SHELDONWe never invited Louie-slash-Louise over.LEONARDWell, and that was wrong of us. We need to widen our circle. SHELDONI have a very wide circle. I have 212 friends on …MySpace“.LEONARDYes, and you've never met one of them.SHELDONThat's the beauty of it.LEONARDI'm gonna invite her over. We'll have a nice meal and... chat. SHELDONChat? We don't chat. At least not off-line.LEONARDWell, it's not difficult. You just listen to what she says and then you say something appropriate in response.SHELDONTo what end?LEONARDHi. Again.PENNYHi.SHELDONHi.LEONARDHi.PENNYHi.LEONARDAnyway... um... We brought home Indian food. And... um... I know that moving can be stressful and I find that when I'm undergoing stress, that good food and company can have a comforting effect. Also, curry is a natural laxative and I don't have to tell you that, you know, a clean colon is just... one less thing to worry about.SHELDONLeonard, I'm no expert here, but I believe in the context of a luncheon invitation, you might want to skip the reference to bowel movements. PENNYOh, you're inviting me over to eat?LEONARDUh, yes.PENNYOh, that's so nice. I'd love to.LEONARDGreat.PENNYSo, what do you guys do for fun around here?SHELDONWell, today we tried masturbating for money.============================================ THEME SONG ===========================================LEONARDOkay, well, make yourself at home.PENNYOkay. Thank you.LEONARDYou're very welcome.SHELDON[mouths: You're very welcome.]PENNYThis looks like some serious stuff. Leonard, did you do this? SHELDONActually, that's my work.PENNYWow.SHELDONYeah, well, it's just some quantum mechanics with a little string theory doodling around the edges. That part there, that's just a joke. It's a spoof of the Born-Oppenheimer approximation.PENNYSo you're like one of those …Beautiful Mind“ genius guys.SHELDONYeah.PENNYThis is really impressive.LEONARDI have a board. If you like boards, this is my board.PENNYHoly smokes.SHELDONIf by …holy smokes“, you mean a derivative restatement of the kind of stuff you can find scribbled on the wall of any men's room at MIT, sure. LEONARDWhat?SHELDONOh, come on. Who hasn't seen this differential below …here I sit broken-hearted“?LEONARDAt least I didn't have to invent 26 dimensions just to make the math come out.SHELDONI didn't invent them. They're there.LEONARDIn what universe?SHELDONIn all of them, that is the point.PENNYAh, do you guys mind if I start?SHELDONUm, Penny.PENNYYeah?SHELDONThat's where I sit.PENNYSo sit next to me.SHELDONNo, I sit there.PENNYWhat's the difference?SHELDONWhat's the difference?LEONARDHere we go.SHELDONIn the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause perspiration. In the summer, it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there and there. It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation, nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion. I could go on, but... I think I've made my point.PENNYDo you want me to move?SHELDONWell...LEONARDJust sit somewhere else.SHELDONFine.LEONARDSheldon, sit!SHELDONAh.LEONARDWell, this is nice. We don't have a lot of company over.SHELDONThat's not true. Koothrappali and Wolowitz come over all the time. LEONARDYes, I know, but...SHELDONTuesday night, we played …Klingon Boggle“ until one in the morning. LEONARDYeah, I remember.SHELDONI resent you saying we don't have company.LEONARDI'm sorry.SHELDONThat is a negative social implications.LEONARDI said I'm sorry!PENNYSo... …Klingon Boggle“?LEONARDYeah. It's like regular …Boggle“, but in …Klingon“. That's probably enough about us. So, tell us about you.PENNYUm, me? Okay. I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.SHELDONYes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.PENNYParticipate in the what?LEONARDI think what Sheldon's trying to say is that Sagittarius wouldn't have been our first guess.PENNYOh, yeah, a lot of people think I'm a water sign. Okay, let's see, what else. Oh, I'm a vegetarian. No, except for fish and the occasional steak. I love steak!SHELDONWell, that's interesting. Leonard can't process corn.LEONARDAh, so, do you have some sort of a job?PENNYOh, yeah. I'm a waitress at …The Cheesecake Factory“.LEONARDOh, I love cheesecake.SHELDONYou're lactose-intolerant.LEONARD。
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生活大爆炸第二季英文剧本台词11.txt 你的论点完全缺乏科学论证。
argument: 论点 lack: 缺乏 scientific: 科学的 merit: 价值It is well established Superman cleans his, uniform by flying into Earth's yellowsun,establish: 确定 Superman: 虚构的超级英雄，美国漫画中的经典人物，诞生于1938年6月，出现在DC漫画公司的多种书籍中，还被改编成动画、电影、电视剧、舞台剧，影响深远uniform: 制服十分肯定的是，超人飞到地球的黄色恒星，可以清洁他的超人服。
which incinerates any contaminate matterincinerate: 烧成灰 contaminate: 受到污染的 matter: 物质任何污染物都可以烧掉。
and leaves t invulnerable Kryptonian, fabric unharmed and daisy fresh.invulnerable: 不会受伤害的 Kryptonia: 克里普顿星，超人出生地 fabric: 纤维织物unharmed: 没有受伤的 daisy: 极好的【非常的】 fresh: 新鲜的【干净的】只留下不可摧毁的氪星球纤维布，完全无害，超级干净。
-Wolowitz: What if he gets something, Kryptonian on it?要是又染上啥氪星球的东西怎么办?-Sheldon:Like what?比如什么呢?-Wolowitz: I don't know. Kryptonian mustard.mustard: 芥末不知道，也许氪芥末吧。
-Sheldon: I think we can safely assume that all, Kryptonian condiments were destroyedassume: 假定 condiment: 调味品 destroy: 毁坏我觉得我们完全可以设想，所有氪星球调味品都被毁灭掉了。
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站住Hold.干嘛What?解释你为什么打喷嚏Explain your sneeze.什么I'm sorry?-你有过敏症吗-没有- Do you have allergies? - No.你在沙拉上放太多胡椒粉了吗Is there too much pepper on your salad?我没在沙拉上加胡椒粉I don't put pepper on salads.够了坐那边去I've heard enough. Sit over there.别这样我不想一个人坐Oh,come on.I don't want to sit by myself.[美国伤寒带菌者]当年伤寒玛丽也这么说That's what Typhoid Mary said,显然她朋友让步了所以都病了And clearly,her friends buckled.伙计们帮帮我Guys,help me.谢尔顿别这样Sheldon,come on.不就是一个喷嚏嘛Yeah,it's just one sneeze.-自个坐去吧-再见兄弟- You're on your own. - See you,buddy.莱纳德我有东西给你看Oh,Leonard,I have something for you.根据室友协议Per our roommate agreement,this is这是提前24小时通知Your 24-hour notice that I will be having我有一位无血缘关系的女性要在咱家住两晚A non-related female spending two nights in our apartment. 你说的无血缘关系的女性When you say "non-related female,"应该指人类吧You still mean human,right?当然Of course.室友协议规定不许有宠物Pets are banned under the roommate agreement,除了服务性动物比如导盲犬With the exception of service animals,such as seeing eye dogs 及将来出现的机械装备强化的猴子帮工And,one day,cybernetically-enhanced helper monkeys.你打算绑架一个女人吗Are you planning on kidnapping a woman?讽刺吗Sarcasm?对但也包含真诚的关心Yes,but mixed with genuine concern.告诉你们我将接待For your information,I'll be playing host伊丽莎白·普林顿博士To Dr. Elizabeth Plimpton.普林斯顿大学的宇宙物理学家The cosmological physicist from Princeton?没错Yes.另外你没戴口罩前And until you acquire a surgical mask,请先用餐巾捂嘴再发表言论Please address your comments to me through a napkin.我们通信交流了好几年We've been corresponding for years about共同感兴趣的Our mutual interest in早期宇宙中膨胀子的引力波特性Gravitational wave signatures of inflatons in the early universe. 她现在考虑And now she's under consideration来我们大学工作For a position at our university.你怎么没说过你认识伊丽莎白·普林顿Why didn't you tell me you knew Elizabeth Plimpton?我可是她的铁粉I am a huge fan of hers!我不知道我有义务分享I didn't realize I was obligated to share my connection我跟你喜欢的事物的联系好吧With things you're a fan of,but very well.你喜欢吃加拿大熏肉You enjoy Canadian bacon.我去过多伦多I've been to Toronto.行Okay,fine.那她睡哪里Where is she going to sleep?当然睡我房间My room,of course.我靠Holy crap!我靠Holy crap!我有个两部分的问题Yeah,um,I have a two-part question.请说Go ahead.第一你在开玩笑吗A: Are you kidding me?第二你丫的开玩笑吧And B: Seriously,are you freaking kidding me? 第一我很少开玩笑A: I rarely kid.第二我开玩笑时你会听到And B: When I do kid,you will know it我用"逗你玩"这个词By my use of the word "bazinga."这么说你们俩So you're saying the two of you要睡在同一张床上Are going to be sleeping in the same bed?对Yes.逗你玩Bazinga.莱纳德Leonard?谢了Thank you.为什么一位世界知名的科学家Why is a world-renowned scientist选择住我们家而不住酒店Staying in our apartment instead of a hotel?她不喜欢住酒店Well,she doesn't care for hotels.这也不能怪她And who can blame her?打不开的窗户Windows that don't open,N个人用过的床单Multi-user linens,卡式的钥匙好像谁的钱包Keys shaped like credit cards-- as if one walks around 都有空的卡槽似的With unassigned slots in one's wallet.好了所剩时间All right,I believe I have time只够回答一个问题For one more question.说吧拉杰Yes,Raj?我什么时候能坐回你们旁边When can I sit with you again?等我看到连续两次相隔12小时When I've seen Two consecutive negative throat cultures 咽拭子检测呈阴性你知道怎么做Spaced 12 hours apart. You know the drill.好了All right,诸位失陪了我要去进行If you'll excuse me,I am off to start预防性抗生素治疗A prophylactic course of antibiotics.不敢相信他居然是伊丽莎白·普林顿的朋友I can't believe he's friends with elizabeth plimpton.不敢相信他们居然让他进加拿大I can't believe they let him into canada.喂你刚刚没听到吗Whoa,whoa,whoa. You heard the man.你的咽拭子检测结果呢Where's your throat cultures?开玩笑坐吧Kidding. Sit down.谢尔顿Hey,Sheldon.佩妮正好Oh,Penny,excellent.我对加长型卫生棉有个疑问I have a question about these maxi pads.这个护翼真的有用吗Are the wings truly functional还是我沦为广告宣传的受害者了Or have I fallen victim to marketing hype?什么What?你干嘛买...什么Why are you doing with-- what?沃格林的男售货员The stock boy at Walgreens根本没给我提供什么信息Was frustratingly uninformed on the subject.谢尔顿你买卫生棉干嘛Sheldon,what are you doing with maxi pads?我有个女性朋友I have a lady friend要在我这里住几天Who will be staying with me for a few days.什么What?我想让她宾至如归I want her to feel at home.我还买了香皂裤袜痛经药I also bought scented soaps,pantyhose,midol,咀嚼钙还有这种酸奶Calcium chews and what is apparently a yogurt专门调节女性肠道的Specifically designed to regulate the female bowel. 等等前面一句Wait,wait,hold on,back up.有个女人要跟你住在一起You're having a woman stay with you?对Yes.怎么每个人听到都大吃一惊Why does that seem to flabbergast everybody?不不是Oh... no,no,no,no.我不是吃惊I'm not flabbergasted.我是...疑惑I'm... puzzled.就是疑惑Yeah,let's go with puzzled.友情提示A word of warning.这位客人是著名物理学家My guest is a noted physicist量子宇宙论的权威专家And the leading expert on quantum cosmology,请不要跟她聊女性无聊话题So please try to avoid wasting her time浪费她的时间With female jibber jabber.什么叫女性无聊话题Female jibber jabber?鞋子特价发型泥面膜Shoe sales,hair styles,还有你朋友布莱德和安吉丽娜的八卦Mud masks,gossip about your friends Brad and Angelina.他们不是我的朋友Oh,they're not my friends.我知道鉴于你在背后I'm not surprised,considering the way说了他们那么多坏话You talk about them behind their backs.她来了她来了She's here,she's here.我看上去怎么样聪明吗How do I look? Do I look smart?老天爷Oh,good grief.这又不是你的事This isn't about you.来了Coming!听好Now,listen.21世纪最杰出的头脑之一One of the great minds of the 21st century将以东道的身份迎接另一位杰出头脑is about to play host to one of the other great minds of the 21st century. 你要仔细看着So pay attention.没准儿多年以后Years from now,我的传记作者问起你这个伟大时刻my biographer might ask you about this event.我有太多话想跟你的传记作者说Oh,I have so many things to tell your biographer.库珀博士谢天谢地Dr. Cooper,thank goodness.我完全不记得你的地址I completely forgot your address.还好我还记得写在了手上But then I remembered that I'd written it on my hand.幸好Lucky for me,我没记成另外一只手I didn't confuse it with what I'd written on my other hand,那只写的是一颗最新发现的中子星的坐标which are the coordinates for a newly discovered neutron star. 因为想去那儿的话我会被超重力压碎的'cause if I tried to go there,I'd be crushed by hypergravity.-不说这些了你好啊-你好- Anyway,hello. - Hello.很高兴能见到你的本尊哦Nice to finally meet you in person.我猜也是I would imagine it is.这位是我朋友兼室友莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德博士This is my friend and roommate,Dr. Leonard Hofstadter.你嗨Hi-lo.我我本来想说"你好"I-I started to say "hi,"中途又想说"嗨"and then I switched to "hello" in the middle.结果就成了"你嗨"It came out "hi-lo."咄[表示轻蔑]Duh.很高兴见到你Uh,it's nice to meet you.我拜读过你的书和许多论文I-I've read both your books and most of your papers.我叫莱纳德就住这儿你太有才了I-I'm Leonard,I live here,you're brilliant.真不好意思I apologize.他只是个搞实验物理的He's only an experimental physicist.没关系No need to apologize.我有几个好朋友也是搞实验的Some of my best friends are experimental physicists. 其实也不算好朋友就是认识而已Well,not my best friends,but I know them.我最要好的朋友My best friend is是一位名叫温迪的分子化学家a molecular chemist named Wendy.真不好意思我话太多了I'm sorry,I'm rambling.你嗨Hi-lo.你饿吗渴吗Are you hungry,thirsty?我来招待你吧Can I offer you anything?不用了她是我的客人No,she's my guest.要招待她的话也该由我来吧If anyone should offer her anything,it should be me. 伊丽莎白我能为你效劳吗Elizabeth,can I get you something?你想要女性卫生用品Perhaps a feminine hygiene product还是调节肠道的酸奶or a bowel-regulating yogurt?这俩选项都很有意思嘛Interesting choices.考虑到我现在的需求还是酸奶吧Based on my current needs,I guess I'd pick the yogurt. 好极了Excellent.要是这酸奶起作用的话If the yogurt works,我还买了些香薰蜡烛I bought some delightful scented candles.这是你耶Look,it's you.非常感谢你们让我住在这里Thank you so much for opening up your home to me. 谁愿意住宾馆啊Well,who wants to stay in a hotel?窗户又打不开诡异的卡片式钥匙Windows that don't open,those crazy card-shaped keys. 知音啊我太高兴了I'm so glad you understand.不对他不是你的知音No,he doesn't understand.我才是I understand.我也是啊Well,I understand,too.你剽窃了我的想法You're just misappropriating my understanding.我觉得任何一所大学都想要你I think any university would want you.当然除了那些Except,of course,已经接纳你的大学any university that had already had you.因为他们已经在接纳你之前Because they would've already wanted you已经想要你了before they,you know,got you.这就是跟你说"你嗨"的那位From the mind that brought you "hi-lo."我带你去房间看看吧Let me show you to your room.好啊All right.我也觉得我困了晚安莱纳德I guess I am tired. Good night,Leonard.好安Uh,sleep night.我想说晚安I mean,obviously,good night.我本来想说"好梦"I started to say "sleep tight,"然后我又中途改了主意then I changed my mind in the middle.我对天发誓我很聪明的I swear to god,I'm smart.话说清楚点伙计Get it together,man.好的给你展示一下All right,let me show you这个房间里的一些功能吧some of the features of the room.首先窗户First,windows.很常见Conventional.打开关上Open,closed.打开关上Open,closed.开一半Halfway open.或者说关一半这取决于你的哲学取向Or halfway closed,depending on your philosophical bent. 这里是我的漫画收藏Over here is my comic book collection.可以随意浏览Feel free to browse.这里有一盒阅读专用的一次性手套There's a box of disposable reading gloves就在床头柜上on the night stand.很好Good to know.在这里In here,you'll find你可以找到应急储备emergency provisions.足够八天的食物和水一把弩An eight-day supply of food and water,a crossbow,一个高密度优盘里面有Season 2 of Star Trek the original series原版的《星际迷航》第二季on a high-density flash drive.那要是所有的USB接口都在What if there's a disaster灾难中坏掉了呢that destroys all the USB ports?那就真的没法儿活了不是吗Then there's really no reason to live,is there?我能问个关于你室友的问题吗Can I ask a question about your roommate?他是个蠢货对吧He's an odd duck,isn't he?他的情感生活是个什么状态What's his relationship status?他跟住在走廊对面的那个女服务员Well,there was a misbegotten adventure有过一段奸情With a waitress who lives across the hall.莫名其妙开始又莫名其妙结束It ended as inexplicably as it began.他俩没有什么共同点They had very little in common,除了床笫之欢except for carnal activity.这就是为什么That's why I acquired我准备了这副隔音耳麦these noise-canceling headphones.如果你打算用它的话If you decide to use them,请记得戴完之后用湿巾把耳罩擦干净please clean the ear pieces afterwards湿巾就在卫生间里with the wet wipes you'll find in the bathroom.有个贴着"湿巾"标签的抽屉They're in the drawer labeled "wet wipes."行Okay.很好那就不打扰你晚上梳洗时间了Good. I'll leave you to your nighttime ablutions.早上卫生间的使用时间表已经发你邮箱I've e-mailed you the morning bathroom schedule.欢迎礼包里还有一份塑封过的版本You'll also find a laminated copy in your welcome packet. 就印在紧急逃生线路图的背面It's on the back of the emergency escape route diagram. 真体贴How thoughtful.-睡个好觉朋友-你也是- Sleep well,my friend. - You,too.让我再拿一样东西Oh,let me just get one thing.这是我的备用应急储备包It's my backup emergency supply kit.客厅的紧急逃生路线不经过这边The living room escape route doesn't pass through here. 晚安Now,good night.如果世界末日降临的话祝你好运And if there's an apocalypse,good luck.请进Yes?我看见你的灯还亮着I saw your light on.你没事吧Is everything all right?没事我就是睡不着Yeah,I just couldn't sleep.我也睡不着Me neither.你看我在读什么Oh,look what I'm reading.你的书哦It's you.你不是读过了吗I thought you already read it.是读过不过有一阵子了I did,but it's been a while,我想在早餐时表现得聪明点And I wanted to sound smart over breakfast.你很聪明了Aw,you're smart.是吗太好了Oh,good.我还担心你没看出来Wasn't sure it was coming across.在读第几章What chapter are you on?第六章Uh,six.银河系外距离等级Oh,the extragalactic distance ladder.想知道一个小秘密吗Want to know a little secret?当然Sure.威尔逊-巴普效应那一节I wrote the section on the Wilson-Bappu effect我是全裸着写的completely naked.真的吗Really?读起来可不像Uh,sure doesn't read that way.我来给你演示Here,let me show you.考虑到脉动变星的亮度变化When we consider the brightness of pulsating variable stars, 这可能就是we start to see a possible explanation哈勃常数出现数值分歧的原因之一for some of the discrepancies found in Hubble's constant.你的科学真是活色生香You really make science come alive.语音测试清晨语音测试V ocal test. Morning vocal test.第二次语音测试Second vocal test.第二次清晨语音测试Second morning vocal test.谢尔顿早Morning,Sheldon.早Morning.谢尔顿早Morning,Sheldon.早Morning.昨晚过得愉快吗I trust you had a pleasant night.不是一般愉快More than pleasant.失陪一下我要去方便Excuse me,I'm going to relieve myself.喝什么咖啡How do you take your coffee?-清咖啡-好滴- Black. - Okeydoke.为休斯顿而尿为奥斯丁而尿Pee for Houston,pee for Austin,为我深爱的州而尿pee for the state my heart got lost in.再为德州抖两抖And shake twice for Texas.他妈妈教他的Something his mother taught him.好了伊丽莎白All right,Elizabeth,轮到你用卫生间了the bathroom is yours.坐垫我放下了为保护你健康还消了毒The seat is down,and has been sanitized for your protection. 你真细心不过我想先喝完咖啡That's very thoughtful,but I think I'll finish my coffee first. 看来酸奶是没起作用Ah,so the yogurt didn't work.我要火速去给生产商写邮件指责他们I'll fire off a critical e-mail to the manufacturer.太好了你们都起了Oh,good,you're up.我的车发动不了Look,my car won't start.需要有人送我上班I need a ride to work.又对检查引擎灯置之不理了Did you once again ignore your "check engine" light?不是大明白先生No,Mr. Smarty-pants.我这次没理加油提示灯I ignored the "fill gas tank" light.莱纳德佩妮来查探下Leonard,Penny wants to exploit any你是否对她余情未了residual feelings you have for her以达到搭车上班的目的in order to get a ride to work.好当然等我把咖啡倒旅行杯里Oh,yeah,sure,let me just put this in a travel mug.你好Hello.嗨Hi.佩妮这位是普林顿博士Oh,Penny,this is Dr. Plimpton...量子宇宙论权威专家A leading expert on quantum cosmology.普林顿博士这是佩妮Dr. Plimpton,Penny is a waitress一名不理解内燃机需要who doesn't understand the role gasoline plays汽油做燃料的服务生in the internal combustion engine.很高兴见到你Nice to meet you.很高兴见到你Nice to meet you,too.在这住得好吗Are you enjoying your stay?是的非常好Yes,very much.那就好Good.太棒了无意义的客套话交流完毕Wonderful. Meaningless pleasantries accomplished. 伊丽莎白莱纳德如厕时间就要到了Elizabeth,Leonard's bathroom time is coming up, 相信我在他后面去可不是好事and believe me,you do not want to follow him.失陪了Excuse me.好吧我看我得去换衣服了Okay,well,I guess I should get dressed好送大家去上班so I can take everyone to work.你谢尔顿You and Sheldon还有谢尔顿的朋友and Sheldon's friend,普林顿博士你刚见过的Dr. Plimpton,who you just met.肯定会有趣Gonna be fun.就像玩具车Like a clown car.等等Hang on. Hmm?哦什么事Yeah? What? Huh?我们刚刚分手We just broke up.什么... 你我吗是哈Wha... uh,you and me? Yeah,we did.不久之前Not too long ago.你适应得如何How are you doing with it?明显没你适应得好Not as good as you apparently.我什么没明白I,um,I don't follow.知道吗这不不关我的事You know what? It's,it's none of my business.我们刚刚分手If you want to sleep with Sheldon's doctor buddy你就想和谢尔顿的博士朋友上床那就去吧right after we stopped seeing each other,go for it.打扰一下Excuse me.我对你提议莱纳德I'm uncomfortable with you recommending争取与普林顿博士性交感到不安that Leonard pursue having intercourse with Dr. Plimpton, 她可还有更重要的事要忙who I assure you has better things to do.我不是提议I'm not recommending it.他已经那样做了I'm saying it already happened.这太荒谬了That's preposterous.是吧莱纳德Tell her,Leonard.那个...Well...不是吧No.拜托不是我的错Come on. It wasn't my fault.莫非你是想说你不小心绊倒The implication being that you somehow tripped正好摔她身上了and fell into her lady parts?算了You know what?我还是坐公车上班吧I'm just gonna take the bus to work.佩妮让我开车送你吧Penny,I can still drive you.算了不必了Oh,no,no,it's okay.我怕你踩到香蕉皮You might slip on a banana peel然后把我搞怀孕了and get me pregnant.我必须要说你的背叛真令我震惊I must say,i'm shocked by this betrayal.我没有背叛佩妮I didn't betray Penny.不是佩妮是我Not Penny,me!我怎么背叛到你了How am I betraying you?伊丽莎白是我的朋友你却跟她玩Elizabeth's my friend,and you're playing with her!好吧确实玩了Yeah,I guess I did.你这是干什么呢What the hell are you doing?[奈奎尔: 一种夜间使用的感冒药]别紧张这是奈奎尔Relax,it's NyQuil.你感冒还没好You still have a cold?或许吧可我不在乎Maybe,but I don't care.这就是奈奎尔的妙处里面有10%的酒That's the great thing about NyQuil,it's like ten-percent booze. 我叫它一夜鼻涕喷嚏咳嗽不断I call it the nighttime sniffling,sneezing,coughing但能让你跟女孩讲话的神药so you can talk to girls medicine.你晚上睡不着吗Are you having trouble sleeping?要知道我可是一夜没睡啊'cause,boy,I was up all night.你也感冒了吗Did you get a cold,too?不但我整夜都没睡哟No,but I was awake all night.想吃药的话If you want,我可以给你些我妈的安眠药I can give you some of my mom's sleeping pills.要是少了她不会发现吗She won't notice they're missing?她都没发现自己在吃安眠药She doesn't know she takes them.没事No,that's okay.是其它事让我整夜不睡It was something else keeping me up last night.今早也是哦And again this morning.我也不介意哟And... I didn't mind.我昨晚没睡I was up last night.今早也没睡I was up this morning.我也不介意I didn't mind.都提示你们这么多了Those are your clues.你窗台上的鸽子又孵了一窝小鸟吗Did the pigeon on your windowsill have more babies? 不是No.你又不睡整什么乐高动画电影了吧Were you up making another stop-motion lego movie? 不是No.告诉你吧'cause let me tell you,光是让乐高玩具动起来可不够It's not enough to make the legos move,还要让他们有爱懂吗They also have to capture your heart.再提示一下Okay,I'll give you one more clue.还涉及到另一个人It involved another person.你搞了个日本性爱抱枕吗Did you get a Japanese love pillow?日本性爱抱枕能算人吗How is a japanese love pillow another person?要是你爱她又给她起名字当然算It is if you love her and give her a name.普林顿博士我来给你介绍我的同事Dr. Plimpton,I'd like you to meet my colleagues-- 这位是拉杰·库萨帕里博士Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali和不是博士的霍华德·沃罗威茨And not-a-doctor Howard Wolowitz.-我是的忠实粉丝-多谢- I'm a big fan of your work. - Thank you.不用我说你和霍夫斯塔德博士And of course,you've already introduced yourself 已经互相认识过了to Dr. Hofstadter.你好呀Hey,you.你也好呀Hey,you.天我可真是精疲力竭Boy,I'm kind of tuckered out.你感觉如何伊丽莎白How are you feeling,Elizabeth?要我说吗You know what?我是有点累I am a little tired.能行行好帮我拿杯咖啡吗Would you be a dear and get me a cup of coffee? 当然Sure.要清咖啡吧Black,right?其实我现在更想喝火辣甜蜜的印度咖啡Actually,now I think I want it hot,brown and sweet. 马上就来Coming right up.你来干嘛What?你什么意思今晚是光晕之夜What do you mean "what?" it's halo night.我不能玩病得厉害I can't. I'm too sick.快走Go away.所以我们才转战到你家That's why we moved halo night here.看我还带了我妈做的鸡汤Look,I brought my mom's chicken soup.我不饿I'm not hungry.别赶他走嘛Don't send him away.-让他进来-那是谁- Let him in. - Who's that?我买了只鹦鹉I bought a parrot.得了吧Yeah,right.普林顿博士Dr. Plimpton?嗨你是霍华德吧Hi. Howard,right?我是Uh,yeah.能问你个问题吗霍华德Can I ask you a question,howard?你喜欢角色扮演游戏吗Do you like role-playing games?当然Yeah,sure.其实我是个地下城主In fact,I'm a dungeon master.今晚可以换种口味Not tonight.今晚你就当个送外卖的Tonight you are a delivery man.送来了鸡汤You brought soup,但不幸的是拉杰和我却没钱付给你But uh-oh,Raj and I don't have enough money to pay you. 所以我们只能搞一些特殊交易So we'll have to come to some other kind of arrangement. 你说什么Beg your pardon?你们自己商量下细节You two figure out the details,我去换下装I'm going to go change into something等着你们一把撕掉I don't mind getting ripped off my milky flesh.我靠真的假的What the frak?你快走Go away.她喜欢印度风的不是什么犹太风She wants new delhi,not kosher deli.再说你都有女友了Besides,you have a girlfriend.都分手几星期了We broke up weeks ago.怎么都不见你提过Why didn't you say anything?我在等待最佳时机I was waiting for the right time.现在时机就正好This is the right time.准备好光晕大战了吗Hey,who's ready for halo?我靠又来个人添乱Oh,this is like a nightmare.快滚Get lost!没错人数已经够多了He's right. The numbers are shaky enough as it is.我没听懂I don't understand.哇哦赞莱纳德来了Oh,good.Leonard's here.赞Good?!伊丽莎白Elizabeth?怎么回事What's going on?现在你和霍华德是我的搬运工What's going on is you and Howard are my moving men 而拉杰是我的新房东And Raj is my new landlord可我却没钱付给你们And I don't have enough money to pay any of you.她的意思和我想的一样淫荡吗Is she suggesting what I think she's suggesting?对Yep.欢迎来到淫荡世界[原义为一本色情杂志]Welcome to the penthouse forum.举手表决有谁同意Okay,show of hands. Who's up for this?我们仨都得赤裸裸坦诚相对的We'll all be naked in front of each other.那我不干I'm out.大家准备好了吗Everybody ready?按我说的做Follow my lead.就快了Almost.我们准备到走廊上去We're,we're going to go out into the hallway and,来个戏剧性登场make a dramatic entrance.太好了这种效果更好Oh,good. It's so much better when everyone commits.快走快走别回头看Run. Run,run,run. Don't look back.我还以为能有些特别的呢I thought we had something special.这么说你付不出房租咯So,you say you can't pay your rent...莱纳德Oh,Leonard?我在脱水机里发现的I found these in the dryer.应该是谢尔顿的吧I'm assuming they belong to Sheldon.多谢Thanks.童装要买到这样的尺码真不容易It's really hard to find these in his size.听着So,listen.关于那天早上的事我一直想找你谈谈I've been meaning to talk to you about the other morning.你是指你和淫荡骚女博士的事吗You mean you and Dr. Slutbunny?我想向你解释Yeah,I wanted to explain.你不必向我解释Well,you don't owe me an explanation.-是吗-对啊- I don't? - No,you don't.这么说你不会有想法咯So,you are not judging me.我当然有想法I'm judging you nine ways to Sunday.但你不必向我解释But you don't own me an explanation.不管怎样我还是要解释一下Nevertheless,I'd like to get one on the record, 让你明白我为什么要这么做so you can understand why I did what I did. 我听着呢I'm listening.她自己送上门的She let me.。
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Scene: The apartment. The guys are studying a complex chart on the whiteboard. Leonard: Hmmm.Sheldon: The problem appears to be unsolvable.Raj: Maybe you could run some computer simulations.Howard: There are too many variables. It would take forever.Le onard: We’ve got to be missing something. Let’s start again. The movie is playing here at 7:20, here at 7:40, here at 8:10 and here at 8:45.Sheldon: Right, these theatres have to be eliminated.Leonard: Why? They’re state-of-the-art digital projection, 20-channel surround sound. Sheldon: Yes, but they have no Icee machines. Despite my aggressive letter-writing campaign, I might add.Raj: What about the multiplex here? The seats are terrific.Sheldon: They have Twizzlers instead of Red Vines. No amount of l umbar support can compensate for that.Leonard: Well, it’s gonna take at least an hour to eat, and I don’t see a Sheldon-approved restaurant proximate to a Sheldon-approved theatre.Raj: We could eat after the movie.Sheldon: Unacceptable, the delay would result in tomorrow morning’s bowel movement occurring at work.Raj: Hang on, hang on. There’s a 7-Eleven here. We smuggle Slurpies, which are essentially Icees, in under our coats, after having a pleasant meal either here, here or here.Howard: Wow. I don’t see how we missed that.Sheldon: Excuse me, in what universe are Slurpies Icees?Raj: That’s how we missed it.Leonard: Sheldon, would you be prepared, on a non-precedential basis, to create an emergency ad-hoc Slurpie-Icee equivalency?Sheldon: Oh, Leon ard, you know I can’t do that.Howard: Okay, I guess we only have one option.Raj: Yep, I don’t see any way around it.Leonard: Bye, Sheldon.Howard: See ya.Raj: Later, dude.Sheldon: They’re right, it was the only option.Credits sequence.Scene: The hallway. Sheldon is opening the apartment door. Penny comes running up stairs.Penny: Ooh, ooh, shut the door, shut the door.Sheldon: Why?Penny: Just do it! (Penny runs in. Sheldon shuts door. Penny opens door again)Get inside and shut the door.Sheldon: W ell, you didn’t specify.Penny: Is Leonard around?Sheldon: He went to the movies without me. It was the only option. I’m sorry, I don’t understand which social situation this is. Could you give me some guidance as to how to proceed?Penny: The building ma nager’s showing an apartment downstairs, and I haven’t paid my rent.Sheldon: Oh, I see. Penny, I’m not sure I’m comfortable harbouring a fugitive from the 2311 North Los Robles Corporation.Penny: It’s no big deal. I’m just a little behind on my bills bec ause they cut back my hours at the restaurant and my car broke down.Sheldon: If you recall, I pointed out the “check engine” light to you several months ago. Penny: Well the “check engine” light is fine. It’s still blinking away. It’s the stupid engine that stopped working. It cost me like twelve hundred dollars to fix it.Sheldon: You know, it occurs to me you could solve all your problems by obtaining more money.Penny: Yes, it occurs to me, too.Sheldon: Hang on a moment. (He opens a jar. Snakes jump out. He then pulls out a large wedge of money)Here. Take some. Pay me back when you can.Penny: Wow, you got a lot of money in there.Sheldon: That’s why it’s guarded by snakes. Take some.Penny: Don’t be silly.Sheldon: I’m never silly. Here.Penny: No, I c an’t.Sheldon: Don’t you need money?Penny: Well, yeah, but…Sheldon: This is money I’m not using.Penny: But what if you need it?Sheldon: My expenses account for 46.9% of my after-tax income. The rest is divvied up between a small savings account, this deceptive container of peanut brittle and the hollowed-out buttocks of a superhero action figure who shall remain nameless for his own protection. Or her own protection. Take some.Penny: Really? I mean, are you sure?Sheldon: I see no large upcoming expenditures unless they develop an affordable technology to fuse my skeleton with adamantium like Wolverine.Penny: Are they working on that?Sheldon: I sincerely hope so.Penny: Okay. Well, thank you. Oh, God, no, I can’t. Sheldon honey, I don’t want things to be weird between us.Sheldon: Won’t it also be weird if I have to say hello to you every morning on my way to work and you’re living in a refrigerator box and washing your hair with rain water? Penny: I’ll pay you back as soon as I can.Sheldon: Of course you will. It’s impossible to pay me back sooner than you can. Assuming you subscribe to a linear understanding of time and causality.Penny: I’m regretting this already.Scene: Entering the lobby of the building.Sheldon: You know, I’ve given the matter some thought, and I think I’d be willing to be a house pet to a race of super-intelligent aliens.Leonard: Interesting.Sheldon: Ask me why.Leonard: Do I have to?Sheldon: Of course. That’s how you move a conversation forward.Leonard: Why?Sheldon: The learning opportunities would be abundant. Additionally, I like having my belly scratched.Leonard: Hey, Penny. How was work?Penny: Great. I hope I’m a waitress at the Cheesecake Factory for my whole life. Sheldon: Was that sarcasm?Penny: No.Sheldon: Was that sarcasm?Penny: Yes.Sheldon: Was that sarca..Leonard: Stop it!Sheldon: Penny, you appear to have a package here.Penny: Oh, thanks. This must be the beret I ordered. A couple of months ago. It was back-ordered.Sheldon: Did you know the beret is an example of piece of women’s fashion adapted from male military uniforms? Another fascinating example is the epaulet.Leonard: He’s not lying, he does find that fascinating.Penny: Okay, whatever. It’s not like I’m running up and down the streets just buyin g myself berets. I bought one, like, a month ago, and it was back-ordered, look, it finally arrived, all right?Sheldon: All right.Penny: Oh, my God, would you just get off my case?Leonard: Weird.Sheldon: Oh, good, that was an unusual interaction. I was n’t sure.Leonard: Did you guys have an argument?Sheldon: No.Leonard: Well, you clearly did something to aggravate her.Sheldon: I’m at a loss. If you like, you can review my daily log of social interactions and see if there’s a blunder I overlooked.Scene: The apartment.Leonard: Here you go. Oh, you owe me another two dollars. The price of mu-shu pork went up.Howard: It’s getting tougher and tougher to be a bad Jew.Leonard: Here you go, Penny. Shrimp with lobster sauce.Penny: Thank you, Leonard. Wha t’s my share?Leonard: Don’t worry about it. It’s my treat.Penny: No, really, how much?Leonard: It’s, whatever. Ten, eleven dollars.Penny: Well, which is it, ten or eleven?Leonard: Fourteen fifty, but it’s no biggie, you’ll get the next one. (Raj whispers something to Howard)Penny: What?Howard: He was just wondering if he wore skintight jeans and a tank top if he’d get his shrimp lo mein for free.Penny: What are you saying? That I’m using my body to get dinner? That I’m some kind of Chinese food prostitute?Howard: Yeah, Raj, what are you saying?Penny: ‘Cause let me tell you something, buddy, I pay my own way in this world, okay? I don’t rely on anybody! (Raj runs out of the room)What was that about?Howard: He has a nervous bladder when he’s stresse d out. Kind of like a puppy. Penny: Here, Leonard, ten, eleven, twelve, uh, fourteen dollars.Leonard: It was fourteen fifty, but it’s okay.Sheldon: Oh, good. Dinner’s here.Penny: Yes, dinner’s here, and I’m having some. I’m having takeout food.Sheldon: Okay.Penny: You’re damn right it’s okay. I’ve been having leftovers at the restaurant for like four days, and I wanted something different. So sue me.Sheldon: Forgive me, Penny, but that would be the very definition of a frivolous lawsuit. Penny: Sheldon, look, I will pay you back as soon as I can. You just have to give me more time.Leonard: Oh, wait, you lent her money?Penny: She needed money. You seem under pressure. Did I not lend you a sufficient amount? Because I can give you more.Penny: Oh, you know, you would just love that, wouldn’t you? Yeah. You would just love to open up your little snake can and throw some money at the girl who can’t pay her bills.Leonard: Where are you going?Penny: Going home, where I won’t be interrogated like a crimina l. I forgot my fortune cookie.Sheldon: In case either of you have larceny in your heart, you should know that I’ve moved my money out of the snake can.Leonard: But if you’re ever short, there’s always a couple of fifties in Green Lantern’s ass. Scene: Pe nny’s apartment.Leonard: Hey.Penny: Hey.Leonard: A little mood lighting, huh?Penny: Yeah. When I didn’t pay my bill, the Department of Water and Power thought I would enjoy the ambience.Leonard: Yeah, they’re very considerate that way.Penny: I used Sheldon’s money to pay my rent, then I had like fourteen dollars left over.Leonard: Fourteen dollars, huh?Penny: Put it back in your pocket, or I’ll find some other place to put it.Leonard: Back in the pocket it goes. Look, you do understand that Sheldo n really doesn’t care when he gets the money back. It’s actually one of the few idiosyncrasies that doesn’t make you want to, you know, kill him.Penny: Yeah, well, that’s not really my big problem.Leonard: So you’re a little behind on your bills. Everybo dy gets behind on their bills. Penny: Yeah, I know, it’s just, this wasn’t the plan, it wasn’t supposed to go this way. Leonard: Well, what was the plan?Penny: Um, waitress for six months and then become a movie star.Leonard: Was there a plan B?Penny: TV star.Leonard: It’s probably not as bad as you think. Let’s take a look. Maybe we can find some corners to cut. Oh, here’s something, if you don’t have electricity, then you probably don’t need cable. Just a suggestion. 170 dollars for acting classes?Pe nny: Oh, no, I can’t give up my acting classes. I’m a professional actress.Leonard: You’ve had an acting job where you got paid?Penny: That is not the definition of professional.Leonard: Actually, it kind of… let’s keep looking. Whoa, what’s eighteen hu ndred dollars to the Los Angeles County Superior Court?Penny: Oh, that’s nothing.Leonard: Nothing? It sounds like you got caught speeding going 4,000 miles an hour. Penny: Well, remember Kurt?Leonard: Your ex-boyfriend?Penny: Yeah. He got arrested for taking a whiz on a cop car.Leonard: What?Penny: He was drunk.Leonard: I would hope so.Penny: Anyway, he had a bunch of outstanding tickets and a bench warrant, so I, you know, I paid his fines.Leonard: Did he pay you back?Penny: No, but he will.Leon ard: And that’s based on the inherent credit-worthiness of people who get drunk and urinate on police vehicles?Penny: Leonard, I’m not gonna call up Kurt and ask him for money.Leonard: Well what are you gonna do?Penny: I don’t know, but I may have to fi nd a cheaper place to live.Leonard: Oh, no. Oh, you don’t want to do that.Penny: Why not?Leonard: Well, moving is a big deal. You have to go to the supermarket and get boxes, and if they’re not clean, then your books smell like melons, and it’s just, li ke… Why don’t you just get a roommate and stay here?Penny: Well, do you know anybody?Leonard: Well, I’m sure the guy living with Sheldon wouldn’t mind moving in with you.Penny: Oh, Leonard, honey, if we started living together, I wouldn’t be able to kee p my hands off you.Leonard: Really?Penny: And you thought my acting lessons were a waste of money.Scene: The apartment.Howard: Ugh. This mu-shu pork’s burning a hole through my duodenum.Raj: Leviticus 11:3: “Only that which parteth the hoof and chewe th the cud among the beasts shall ye eat.”Howard: Hey, do I mock you with the Bhagavad-Gita every time you scarf down a Whopper?Leonard: Hey, what’s going on?Raj: We’re on a quest through the Valley of Fire to acquire the sacred crown.Howard: You want the Valley of Fire? It’s right here.Leonard: Hey, you guys want to go on a real live quest?Sheldon: Outside? I just made cocoa.Leonard: –Come on. It’ll be fun.Howard: What is it?Leonard: Do you guys remember Penny’s ex-boyfriend Kurt? (They all hold their hands above their heads)Yeah, that’s him. It turns out he owes Penny a lot of money, and I’m gonna go get it from him.Who’s with me?Howard: Ooh, double sixes.Leonard: Really? You’re just gonna let me go by myself?Raj: Oh, cool, I got a sword.Leonard: I could use some help.Raj: Here.Leonard: You guys are unbelievable, you play a game to simulate adventure, but when there’s real adventure out there in the real world, you just wimp out.Sheldon: Leonard, do you not recall the last time we visited this gentleman, we returned home without pants?Leonard: I do.Sheldon: Are you sure? Because your proposal suggests that you don’t.Leonard: I’m not afraid of him.Sheldon: All right. Leonard fairly calls the question, who is in favour of abandoning our g ame and confronting Penny’s steroid-infused ex-boyfriend in a suicidal mission to extract money from him? Say hi to Kurt for us.Leonard: Excuse me. When Frodo left the Shire to take the one ring to Mordor, didn’t Samwise, Pippin and Merry go with him?Sheldon: They did.Leonard: Well?Sheldon: They had a terrible time of it, Leonard.Raj: Plus, no one stole their pants.Leonard: Fine. Just enjoy your little game. I’ll make this quest on my own.Howard: Leonard, wait. Take a jacket, it’s spritzing a little.Leonard: You guys suck. (Leaves. Comes back)Come on, please? He’s so big.Scene: Outside Kurt’s door.Leonard: Okay, is everyone clear on the plan?Howard: Yes. Koothrappali’s going to wet himself, I’m gonna throw up, Sheldon’s gonna run away, and you’re going to die. Shall we synchronize our watches?Leonard: Guys, there are four of us and one of him.Sheldon: Which means his triumph will be even larger. Minstrels will write songs about him.Leonard: Okay, how about this? I’ll do the talking, you just st and behind me and try to look formidable.Raj: I should’ve peed before we left.Kurt: Yeah?Leonard: Hi, Kurt.Kurt: Lenny, right?Leonard: I don’t really go by Lenny, but that’s okay. Um, you remember Sheldon, Howard and Raj.Kurt: No. What do you want?S heldon: You don’t remember me? How could he not remember me?Leonard: Sheldon, not now.Sheldon: I remember him.Leonard: Okay, here it is. Penny’s in kind of a financial jam, and the money that you owe her would go a long way to solving her problems.Kurt: And she sent you to get it from me?Leonard: No, no, she’s too proud to ask for the money. I, on the other hand, feel you should honour your debt.Kurt: You do?Leonard: Feel is a kind of a… it’s a strong word. Um, I just think it would be a nice gesture on your part.Kurt: She’ll get it when she gets it.Howard: Well, there you go. Problem solved.Raj: A successful quest. Now let’s go find a gas station with a clean bathroom. Leonard: No, the problem isn’t solved. He just blew us off.Sheldon: I’ve got it. He didn’t remember me because the last time we met I was in a Halloween costume.Howard: Come on, Leonard, let’s goLeonard: No. You can leave if you want to. I’m gonna see this through.Howard: Okay. (They leave)Leonard: I guess, technically, that was my fault. (Knocks)I’m not leaving here without Penny’s money.Kurt: What happened to your backup?Leonard: I don’t need backup. I have right on my side. And I’m wearing cargo shorts under my pants.Scene: Leonard’s car.Sheldon: Congratulations. You may not have succeeded in getting cash, but you did secure a formal acknowledgment of the debt. (Leonard has “I owe Penny $1800, Kurt” written on his forehead.)Howard: Maybe we should have your head notarized.Raj: If anybody cares, I still have to pee.Scene: Outside the apartment. Penny knocks.Leonard: Hey.Penny: Hey, is Sheldon here?Leonard: Yeah. Hang on. Sheldon!Penny: Nice hat.Leonard: It’s kind of a fashionable look these days.Penny: Maybe if you’re working on a tuna boat.Sheldon: Hello, Penny.Penny: Sheldon, here is your money. Thank you very much. It helped a lot.Sheldon: Sarcasm?Penny: No.Sheldon: Darn. I can’t seem to get the hang of that.Leonard: Hey, I know it’s none of my business, but where did the money come from? Penny: Well, I cut back my expenses like you said and picked up a few more hours at the restaurant, but the biggest thing was, out of the blue, Kurt shows up and gives me the money he owes me.Leonard: Really? Did he say why?Penny: Yes, he said he was feeling guilty and wanted to do what was right.Leonard: That’s it? Did he give any reason as to why he came to this moral epiphany? Penny: Nope. I just think he’s really changed. We’re having dinner tomorrow night, and I get to wear my new beret. Bye, guys.Leonard: Bye.Sheld on: Well done, Leonard. The true hero doesn’t seek adulation, he fights for right and justice simply because it’s his nature.Leonard: Penny’s hooking up with her jerk of an ex-boyfriend and I have indelible ink on my forehead!Sheldon: That’s your badge of honour, your warrior’s wound, if you will. I was wrong, minstrels will write songs about you.Leonard: Great.Sheldon (sings): There once was a brave lad named Leonard, with a fi-fi-fiddle-dee-dee. He faced a fearsome giant, while Raj just wanted to pee.。
《生活大爆炸》台词合集
《生活大爆炸》台词合集《生活大爆炸》台词合集谢耳朵聪明到没伴侣、有强迫症还有洁癖的谢耳朵，在遇到其他三个宅男之前都没有方法和正常人沟通，一心一意沉醉在科学的世界。
由于智商太高，怼起人来那是妙语如珠，炮火连连，让其他室友对他都是又爱又恨又没方法。
"Love is in the air?WRONG!Nitrogen, oxygen and carbon dioxide are in the air.爱在空气中?错!只有氮气、氧气和二氧化碳在空气中。
"Very often when women think theyre angry, theyre really just hungry.女人常以为自己在生气，其实只是肚子饿了而已啦。
"It occurs to me you could solve all your problems by obtaining more money.依我看，你全部问题都可以通过多挣点钱来解决。
"-Ive dated plenty of women. There was Joyce Kim, Leslie Winkle.-Notify the editors of the Oxford Englishg Dictionary, the word plenty has been redefined to mean two.基友莱纳德：我有很多约会经受啊，有 Joyce 和 Leslie......贫嘴谢耳朵：哦，快告知牛津字典的编辑，很多= 2 个。
"You sure your mothlike personality wont be drawn to this blazing fire that is myself?你确定以你飞蛾扑火的性格，不会被我这熊熊的烈火吸引吗?直到谢耳朵遇到了同样宠爱科学的艾米，他们一起探讨学术，也一起度过生活中很多琐碎的时光，在不知不觉间，谢耳朵也渐渐成为一个土味情话张口就来的技术宅!"You look like a pile of swans.哇!你真美，美得像一群天鹅。
生活大爆炸英文剧本第二季5
Script compiled bywww.big-bang-forum.deTHE address for geeks and …The Big Bang Theory“ fans!THE BIG BANG THEORYbyChuck Lorre & Bill PradySeason 1, Episode 5 (s01e05)Title: The Hamburger Postulate---> Dialog only <---SHELDONAll right, I'm moving my infantry division, augmented by a bataillon of orcs from …Lord of the Rings“. We flank the Tennessee volunteers and the North, once again, wins the battle of Gettysburg.HOW ARDNot so fast. Remember, the South still has two infantry divisions, plus Superman and Godzilla.LEONARDNo, no, no, no, orcs are magic. Superman is vulnerable to magic. Not to mention you already lost Godzilla to the Illinois cavalry and Hulk. RAJESHWhy don't you just have Robert E. Lee charge the line with Shiva and Ganesh?PENNYHey, you guys ready to order?HOW ARDHang on, honey. Shiva and Ganesh, the Hindu gods, against the entire Union army?LEONARDAnd orcs.PENNYI'll be back.RAJESHExcuse me. Ganesh is the Remover of Obstacles and Shiva is the Destroyer. When the smoke clears, Abraham Lincoln will be speaking Hindi and drinking mint juleps.PENNYAll right, my boss says you have to either order or leave and never come back.HOW ARDWhat do you recommend for someone who worked up a man-sized appetite from a morning of weight training and cardio-funk?PENNYA shower.HOW ARDI'll take the heart-smart platter.PENNYAll right, thank you. And Sheldon?SHELDONWe don't eat here. I don't know what's good.PENNYWell, it's all good.SHELDONStatistically unlikely.LEONARDJust get a hamburger. You like hamburgers.SHELDONI like the hamburgers where we usually have hamburgers. You can't make the assumption that I'll like the hamburgers here.LEONARDI'm sorry. Give him a hamburger.PENNYUh, which one, the classic burger, the ranch house burger, the barbecue burger, or the kobe burger?SHELDONCan't we just go to Big Boy? They only have one burger... the Big Boy. PENNYWell, the Barbecue Burger's like the Big Boy.SHELDONExcuse me, in a world that already includes a Big Boy, why would I settle for something like a Big Boy?PENNYBecause you are not at Big Boy.SHELDONFine, I'll have the Barbecue Burger.LEONARDMake it two.SHELDONWaitresses don't yell at you at Big Boy.LESLIEHey, Leonard. Hi, guys.HOW ARD, SHELDONHey.LEONARDHey, Leslie.LESLIEI didn't know you ate here.SHELDONWe don't. This is a disturbing aberration.LEONARDLeslie, this is Penny, she lives across the hall from Sheldon and me. HOW ARDAnd walks in quiet beauty like the night.PENNYHoward, I've asked you not to do that.LEONARDLeslie and I do research together at the university.PENNYOh, wow. A girl scientist.LESLIEYep. Come for the breasts, stay for the brains. So glad I ran into you. The Physics Department string quartet needs a new cellist.LEONARD4.What happened to Elliot Wong?LESLIEHe switched over to high-energy radiation research, had a little mishap and now the other guys are uncomfortable sitting next to him.So are you in?LEONARDYeah, sure. Why not?LESLIEGreat, we rehearse on Tuesdays at your place.LEONARDWhy at my place?LESLIEYeah, Department of Energy said our regular space is kind of a hot zone. Nice meeting you.PENNYYeah, you too. Leonard, I didn't know you played the cello.LEONARDYeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard and putting me in advanced-placement classes wasn't getting me beaten up enough.HOW ARDIf you're into music, I happen to be a human beatbox.PENNYReally? I'm actually not that into music. So hey, your friend's really cute anything going on with you two?LEONARDLeslie? No, no. What, are you kidding?SHELDONHe asked her out once, it was an embarrassing failure.LEONARDThank you, Sheldon.SHELDONOh, I'm sorry. Was that supposed to be a secret?PENNYOh, that's too bad. You guys would make a cute couple.RAJESHOh, dear.HOW ARDWhat's the matter?RAJESHShe didn't take my order.HOW ARDHow can she take your order when you're too neurotic to talk to her? RAJESHNevertheless, this will be reflected in her tip.LEONARDWhat did Penny mean, …you'd make a cute couple“?SHELDONWell, I assume she meant the two of you together would constitute a couple that others might consider cute. An alternate and somewhat less likely interpretation is that you could manufacture one. As in, …Oh, look, Leonard and Leslie made Mr. and Mrs. Goldfarb. Aren't they adorable?“LEONARDIf Penny didn't know that Leslie had turned me down, then it would unambiguously mean that she, Penny, thought I should ask her, Leslie, out, indicating that she, Penny, had no interest in me asking her, Penny, out. But, because she did know that I had asked Leslie out and that she, Leslie, had turned me down, then she, Penny, could be offering consolation. …That's too bad, you would have made a cute couple,“ but while thinking, …Good, Leonard remains available.“SHELDONYou're a lucky man, Leonard.LEONARDHow so?SHELDONYou're talking to one of the three men in the Western hemisphere capable of following that train of thought.LEONARDWell, what do you think?SHELDONI said I could follow it. I didn't say I cared.============================================ THEME SONG ===========================================LESLIEI admire your fingering.LEONARDThank you.LESLIEMaybe sometime you can try that on my instrument. Good night, guys. Good job.MALE MUSICIANThanks.FEMALE MUSICIANSee you next week.LEONARDThat was fun, Leslie. Thanks for including me.LESLIEYou're welcome. If you're up for it, we could practice that middle section again.LEONARDAh, sure. Why not?LESLIEJust so we're clear, you understand that me hanging back to practice with you is a pretext for letting you know that I'm sexually available. LEONARDReally?LESLIEYeah, I'm good to go.LEONARDI thought you weren't interested inme.LESLIEThat was before I saw you handling that beautiful piece of wood between your legs.LEONARDYou mean my cello?LESLIENo, I mean the obvious, crude, double entendre. I'm seducing you. LEONARDNo kidding.LESLIEWhat can I say? I'm a passionate and impulsive woman. So how about it?LEONARDGee... ah...LESLIEIs it the waitress?LEONARDPenny? What about her?LESLIEWell, I thought I saw your pupils dilate when you looked at her. Which, unless you're a heroin addict, points to sexual attraction.LEONARDI did have a poppy seed bagel for breakfast. Which could cause a positive urine test for opiates, but certainly not dilate my pupils. So I guess there is no point in bringing it up.LESLIEYou and the waitress, then.LEONARDNo, no. There's nothing going on between Penny and me.LESLIESo you're open to a sexual relationship?LEONARDYeah. Yeah, I guess I am.LESLIEGood.LEONARDYeah, it is. It is good. Did you wanna start now?LESLIEWhy don't we finish the section first?LEONARDOh, okay. A little musical foreplay. Terrific.LEONARDI'm uh, good to go.LESLIEMe too.PENNYOh. Hey Sheldon. What's going on?SHELDONI need your opinion on a matter of semiotics.PENNYI'm sorry?SHELDONSemiotics, the study of signs and symbols. It's a branch of philosophy related to linguistics.PENNYOkay, sweetie, I know you think you're explaing yourself, but you're really not.SHELDONJust come with me. Well?PENNYWell, what?SHELDONWhat does it mean?PENNYOh, come on, you went to college.SHELDONYes, but I was 11.PENNYAll right. Look, a tie on the doorknob usually means someone doesn't wanna be disturbed because, they're, you know, gettin' busy. SHELDONSo you're saying Leonard has a girl in there?PENNYWell, either that or he's lost his tie rack and gotten really into Bryan Adams.LESLIEOh, Leonard, you magnificent beast.PENNYWe really shouldn't be standing here.SHELDONThis is very awkward.PENNYOh, come on. You know, Leonard's had girls over before, right? SHELDONOh, yes. But there's usually planning, courtship, advance notice. Last time, I was able to book a cruise to the Arctic to see a solar eclipse.PENNYWait, wait. You had to leave the state because your roommate was having sex?SHELDONI didn't have to. The dates just happened to coincide.PENNYSo do you know who's in there?SHELDONWell, there's Leonard. And he's either with Leslie Winkle or a 1930s gangster.PENNYHmm. Good for him. Good for Leonard. Okay. Night.No, no, wait, hold on.PENNYWhat's the matter?SHELDONI don't know what the protocol is here. Do I stay? Do I leave? Do I wait to greet them with a refreshing beverage?PENNYGee, Sheldon, you're asking the wrong girl. I'm usually on the other side of the tie.SHELDONHi, Leonard? It's me. Sheldon. In the living room. I just... I wanted you to know I saw the tie. Message received. You're welcome. You carry on. Give my best to Leslie. Big Boy. Someone touched my board. Oh, God, my board. Leonard. Leonard!LEONARDHey, what's the matter?SHELDONMy equations, someone's tampered with my equations.LEONARDAre you sure?SHELDONOf course I'm sure. Look at the beta function of quantum chromodynamics. The sign's been changed.LEONARDOh, yeah. But doesn't that fix the problem you've been having? SHELDONAre you insane? Are you out of your mind? Are you...? Hey, look, that fixes the problem I've been having.LESLIEYou're welcome.SHELDONYou did this?LESLIEYeah. I noticed it when I got up to get a glass of water. So I fixed it. Now you can show that quarks are asymptotically free at high energies. Pretty cool, huh?SHELDON…Cool“?LESLIEListen, I gotta get to the lab. Thanks for a great night.LEONARDThank you. I'll see you at work.Hold on. Hold on.LESLIEWhat?SHELDONWho told you you could touch my board?LESLIENo one.SHELDONI don't come into your house and touch your board.LESLIEThere are no incorrect equations on my board.SHELDONOh, that is so, so...LESLIEI'm sorry, I gotta run. If you come up with an adjective, text me. SHELDONInconsiderate. That is the adjective. Inconsiderate.LEONARDYou can stare at your board all day, Sheldon. She's still going to be right. SHELDONI'm not staring, I'm mulling.PENNYOh, hey Leonard.LEONARDOh, hi.PENNYSo... how's it going?LEONARDPretty good.PENNYJust pretty good? I'd think you were doing very good.LEONARDPretty, very... There's really no objective scale for delineating variations of good. Why do you ask?PENNYWell, a little bird told me that you and Leslie hooked up last night. LEONARDSheldon!SHELDONI'm comming!PENNYSo is it serious? Do you like her?LEONARDI don't... Th-Th-Th-That's really two different questions. Ah, I'm not... Sheldon, we have to go.SHELDONBoy, you're wound awfully tight for a man who's just had sexual intercourse.PENNYAll right, well, I'll talk to you later. But I am so happy for you, Leonard. LEONARDThank you. What did she mean, she's happy for me? Is she happy because I'm seeing someone or is she happy because she thinks that I'm happy? Because anyone who cared for someone would want them to be happy, even if the reason for their happiness made the first person unhappy. You know, because the second person, though happy, is now romantically unavailable to the first person.SHELDONDo you realize I may have to share a Nobel Prize with your booty call? LEONARDYou know what? I'm being ridiculous. Who cares what Penny thinks? Leslie is a terrific girl. She's attractive. We like each other. She's extremely intelligent.SHELDONShe's not that intelligent.LEONARDShe fixed your equation.SHELDONShe got lucky.LEONARDYou don't believe in luck.SHELDONI don't have to believe in it for her to be lucky.LEONARDRegardless, I have a chance at a real relationship with Leslie. I'm not going to pass that up for some hypothetical future of happiness with a woman who may or may not want me to be happy, with a woman who is currently making me happy.SHELDONLeonard.LEONARDYeah?SHELDONI still don't care.LEONARDHey, Leslie.LESLIECareful, Leonard. Liquid nitrogen, 320 degrees below zero. LEONARDBrrr. Heh.LEONARDWhy are you smashing a flash-frozen banana?LESLIEBecause I got a bowl of Cheerios and I couldn't find a knife. LEONARDSo anyway, hello.LESLIEUh, what are you doing?LEONARDJust extending the intimacy. Hey, do you wanna slip over to the radiation lab and share a decontamination shower?LESLIEOkay, uh, what exactly do you think's going on between us? LEONARDI'm not sure, but I think I'm about to discover how the banana felt. LESLIEListen, Leonard. Neither of us are neuroscientists, but we both understand the biochemistry of sex. I mean, dopamine in our brains is released across synapses, causing pleasure. You stick electrodes in a rat's brain, give him an orgasm button, he'll push that thing until he starves to death. LEONARDWell, who wouldn't? Heh.LESLIEWell, the only difference between us and the rat is that you can't stick an electrode in our hypothalamus. That's where you come in.LEONARDYeah, well, I'm just glad to be a part of it. Heh. So what happens now? LESLIEWell, I don't know about your sex drive, but I'm probably good till New Year's.LEONARDOh. Okay. Thank you.LESLIEThank you.LEONARDYou wanna make plans for New Year's?LESLIEWow, Leonard. Please, you're smothering me.HOW ARDHey, look it's Dr. Stud.LEONARDDoctor What?HOW ARDThe blogospheres are buzzin' with news of you and Leslie Winkle making …Eine kleine bang-bang Musik“.LEONARDHow did it get on the Internet?HOW ARDI put it there.LEONARDWell, how did you know about it?RAJESHA little bird told us. Apparently, you are a magnificent beast. LEONARDTh-That part's true.SHELDONYou know, I think I may have misjudged this restaurant.LEONARDNo kidding.SHELDONI don't want to go out on a limb, but I think we may be looking at my new Tuesday hamburger.LEONARDYour old Tuesday hamburger will be so brokenhearted.SHELDONWay ahead of you. I was thinking of moving Big Boy to Thursdays, and just dropping Souplantation.LEONARDReally?SHELDONYeah. The name always confused me anyway. Souplantation. You can't grow soup.PENNYSo, how's everything?SHELDONMmm, terrific. You'll be happy to know that I plan to come here every Tuesday night for the foreseeable future.LEONARDReally? Oh, yay. Heh-he.SHELDONWho do I speak to about permanently reserving this table?PENNYUm, I don't know, a psychiatrist? So, hey. How are things with you and Leslie?LEONARDOh. To be honest, I don't think it's going to work out.PENNYOh. Oh, that's too bad. Well, hey, don't worry. I'm sure there's someone out there who's just right for you.LEONARDWell, what did she mean by that? Was that just a generic platitude or was that a subtle bid for attention?SHELDONYou know why this hamburger surpasses the Big Boy? This is a single-decker hamburger, whereas the Big Boy is a double-decker. This has a much more satisfying meat-to-bun-to-condiment ratio. LEONARDAre you even listening to me?SHELDONOf course, I'm listening. Blah, blah, hopeless Penny delusion, blah, blah, blah.LEONARDOkay, then. You know, you can grow the ingredients for soup.THE END。
生活大爆炸第二季05剧本
随便他。
-Sheldon：Euclid avenue is shorter as the crow flies, But it has speed bumps, which appreciably increase point-to-point drive time, making It the less efficient choice.
-Penny：What?
怎么了？
-Sheldon：Studies have shown that performing tasks such as eating, talking on a cell phone or drinking coffee while driving reduces one's reaction time by the same factor as an ounce of alcohol.
as the crow flies：（习语）直线的，笔直的 speed bump：减速装置 appreciably：略微 increase：增加 point-to-point：点对点的 efficient：有效率的
Euclid大道的直线距离的确更近，但是这里有减速坡，会极大地降低点到点的行驶速度，所以走这条路实际上更慢。
performing：履行的 reduce：降低 reaction time：反应时间 factor：因素 ounce：盎司 alcohol：酒，酒精
试验表明在开车的时候，某些行为诸如吃东西、打电话或者喝咖啡会降低人的反应速度，就跟喝了一盎司酒精一样。
-Penny：Do you have any alcohol?
S01E07-08TheBigBangTheory生活大爆炸美剧中英剧本·词汇解释·学习笔记
THE BIG BANG THEORY 中英剧本+词汇解析(TBBT-S01-EP07-08)第一季7集: The Dumpling Paradox-Howard：Watch this, it's really cool.看这个，真的很酷。
Call Leonard Hofstadter.呼叫Leonard Hofstadter。
-Machine：Did you say: "Call Helen Boxleitner"? 您说的是"呼叫Helen Boxleitner"吗？-Howard：No. Call Leonard Hofstadter.不，呼叫Leonard Hofstadter。
-Machine：Did you say: "Call Temple Beth Seder"? 您说的是"呼叫Temple Beth Seder"吗？-Howard：No.不。
-Leonard：Here, let me try it.来让我试试。
Call McFlono McFlooniloo.呼叫McFlono McFlooniloo。
-Machine：Calling Rajesh Koothrappali.正在呼叫Rajesh Koothrappali。
-Raj：Oh, it's very impressive.impressive：给人印象深刻的真的很强悍。
And a little racist.racist：种族主义者还带点儿种族主义。
-Sheldon：If we're all through playing "mock the flawed technology,"all through：一直mock：愚弄，嘲弄flawed：有缺陷的technology：科技如果你们玩够了"嘲笑残次科技"，can we get on with Halo night?get on with：继续（干某事）Halo：（图画中圣人头上的）光环，灵光我们能开始"光晕"之夜了吗(XBOX经典第一人称射击游戏)？We were supposed to start at 8:00.be supposed to：应该，被期望我们本该8点开始。
生活大爆炸S02E16中英文对照可打印学习版
You scratch my back, I scratch yours.
你替我抓背我当然要还你了
What was all that about?
那是怎么回事?
Oh, uh, no big deal. They gave Leslie control of some unrestricted grant money.
The meow, that sounded to me like an African civet cat.
而那个"喵"听上去像是种非洲灵猫
Are you done?
说完了没?
No.
还没
Despite what the name suggests, the civet cat is not a true cat.
好吧我什么都不想说因为你和Leslie有过那么一小段
I don't care about that.
这我倒是不在乎
Great, 'cause I've been dying to say something.
太好了我都快憋死了
You and Leslie?
你和Leslie?
In the paintball shed! Twice!
我得带她去医院照激光
And I told you I wante to see a doctor's note.
我也跟你说了让你把病例卡给我
We need a plan.
我们得拟定个计划
How about Operation Hammer of the Gods?
执行"上帝之锤"计划如何?
生活大爆炸剧本4-01
Series 4 Episode 01 – The Robotic ManipulationScene: The apartment. A robotic arm is extracting some Chinese takeaway from a bag controlled by Howard.Howard: And now the kung pao chicken.Leonard: Alright.Raj: Smooth.Howard: And finally, my moo shu pork.Raj: Whoo-hoo!Howard: Ah, there you have it, gentlemen. Our entire dinner unpacked by robot.Raj: And it only took 28 minutes.Sheldon: Impressive, but we must be cautious.Howard: Why?Sheldon: Today, it‟s a Chinese food retrieval robot. Tomorrow, it travels back in time and tries to kill Sarah Connor.Leonard: I don‟t think that‟s going to happen, Sheldon.Sheldon: No one ever does. That‟s why it happens.Penny (arriving): Hey. Is the food here? Ooh. What‟s that?Howard: That, dear lady, is the Wolowitz Programmable Hand, designed for extravehicular repairs on the International Space Station.Penny: Ah, cool.Howard: Ask me to pass the soy sauce.Penny: Oh, does that come up much on the space station?Howard: Mostly with Asian and Jewish astronauts.Penny: All right. Pass the soy sauce.Howard: Coming up. (Starts typing rapidly)Leonard: So how‟s work?Penny: Oh, it‟s not bad. Kind of hungry.Leonard: Yeah, we all are.Howard: Just wait.Sheldon: You realize, Penny, that the technology that went into this arm will one day make unskilled food servers such as yourself obsolete.Penny: Really? They‟re going to make a robot that spits on your hamburger?Sheldon: I thought you broke up with her. Why is she here?Howard: Okay, here we go. Passing the soy sauce. Put out your hand.Penny: Oh ha-ha, oh. That‟s amazing.Sheldon: I wouldn‟t say amazing. At best, it‟s a modest leap forward from the basic technology that gave us Country Bear Jamboree.Howard: Hey, Sheldon?Sheldon: Yes? (Howard types. The hand puts up two fingers to Sheldon.) Peace?Howard: No, not peace. Hang on.Credits sequence.Scene: A few moments later.Penny: Does NASA know you‟re using that thing as a napkin holder?Howard: You kidding? They still think it‟s in a secure locker at JPL.Penny: You stole it?Howard: Borrowed. The trick is to carry it out to your car like you own it.Sheldon (phone gives text alert): Excuse me. Oh. Amy‟s at the dry cleaners, and she‟s made a very amusing pun. “I don‟t care for perchloroethylene, and I don‟t like glycol ether.” Get it? She doesn‟t like glycol ether. Sounds like either. (Taps in reply) L-O-L.Penny: Who‟s Amy?Leonard: His girlfriend.Penny: Sheldon has a girlfriend?Sheldon: She‟s not my girlfriend.Penny: How long has this been going on?Leonard: Four months.Sheldon: She‟s not my girlfriend.Penny: Are you telling me, for the past four months I have been asking you what‟s new and you never thought to go with Sheldon has a girlfriend?Sheldon: She‟s not my girlfriend.Penny: Ah, du-du-du-du-du. How did they meet?Howard: Raj and I entered Sheldon‟s information on a dating site, and it spit out Amy Farrah Fowler.Penny: Oh, my God! Sheldon and Amy.Howard: Or, as we call them, Shamy.Penny (squeals): Shamy. I am so digging the Shamy.Sheldon: All right, everyone pay attention. Yes, I have a friend named Amy Farrah Fowler. Yes, she is female. Yes, we communicate on a daily basis, but no, she is not my girlfriend.Penny: Okay, well, what do you communicate about?Sheldon: Well, my work in physics, her work in neurobiology, and most recently, the possibility of our having a child together.Penny (spits out drink explosively. Howard types. Robot arm hands Penny a napkin): Thank you.Leonard: Wait a minute– a child? You never see this girl. You just e-mail and text and Twitter. Now you‟re considering having a baby?Sheldon: Amy pointed out that between the two of us, our genetic material has the potential of producing the first in a line of intellectually superior, benign overlords to guide humanity to a brighter tomorrow.Howard: I‟m guessing that future historians will condemn us for not taking this opportunity to kill Sheldon.Penny: Okay, I have a question.Sheldon: Yes, Penny.Penny: You don‟t even like people touching you. How are you going to have sex?Sheldon: Why on Earth would we have sex?Penny: Oh, honey, did your mom not have the talk with you? You know, when your private parts started growing?Sheldon: I‟m quite aware of the way humans usually reproduce, which is messy, unsanitary, and based on livi ng next to you for three years, involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity.Penny: Oh, God.Sheldon: Yes, exactly. Consequently, if Amy and I choose to bring new life into this world, it will be accomplished clinically, with fertility experts in a lab with petri dishes. Which reminds me, you have broad hips and a certain corn-fed vigour. Is your womb available for rental?Leonard: Still digging the Shamy?Penny: Look, Sheldon, before you race off to the fertility clinic, you might want to think about, uh gee, I don‟t know, maybe actually spending some time with her.Sheldon: You mean dating?Penny: Yeah.Sheldon: I can‟t date Amy.Penny: Why not?Sheldon: She‟s not my girlfriend.Penny: Okay, look, don‟t think of it as dating a girlfriend. Think of it as, uh, getting to know the future mother of your child.Sheldon: Oh. I hadn‟t considered that. I suppose she will have to have access to our progeny. And you don‟t think I can achieve the required intimacy via text messaging?Penny: Probably not.Sheldon: Huh. It would appear as if the phone companies have been lying to me.Scene: The hallway.Sheldon: (Knock, knock, knock) Penny. (Knock, knock, knock) Penny. (Knock, knock, knock) Penny.Penny: You do realize I stand on the other side of the door waiting for you to finish knocking three times.Sheldon: I know. I can see the shadow of your feet under the door.Penny: Yeah, my point is it‟s a waste of time.Sheldon: If you‟re looking for an example of a waste of time, I would refer you to the conversation we‟re having right now.Penny: What do you want?Sheldon: I‟ve decided to take your advice and have arranged to go on a date with Amy Farrah Fowler.Penny: Oh, that‟s great. Have fun.Sheldon: Wait. You have to drive me.Penny: What?Sheldon: You know I don‟t drive.Penny: Well, go ask Leonard.Sheldon: I did. He said, and I quote, ask Penny, it was her cockamamie idea.Penny: Leonard said cockamamie?Sheldon: Actually, I‟m paraphrasing. Having been raised in a Christian household, I‟m uncomfortable with the l anguage he used. And to be honest, I‟m not entirely comfortable with cockamamie.Penny: Okay, fine. When‟s the date?Sheldon: Now.Penny: Now?Sheldon: Hurry. We‟re going to be late.Penny: Sheldon, did it ever occur to you that I might have other plans?S heldon: I‟m sorry. Do you have other plans?Penny: Well, no, not per se, but…Sheldon: So this conversation is as pointless as your door-knocking soliloquy?Penny: Let me get my cockamamie keys.Scene: Howard’s bedroom. Howard is being massaged by the robo t hand.Howard: Oh, God, that feels so good. Yeah, that‟s the spot. Oh, baby.Mrs Wolowitz (off): Howard, dinner‟s ready!Howard: I‟ll eat later. I‟m busy! Oh, yeah. Just like a real hand. Hmm.Scene: Penny’s car.Sheldon: Thank you for driving me.Penny: You‟re welcome.Sheldon: I wish you weren‟t wearing flip-flops. It‟s dangerous to drive in flip-flops.Penny: Sheldon.Sheldon: Sorry. I just don‟t want to be yet another flip-flop fatality.Penny: Can I ask you a question?Sheldon: Given your community college education, I encourage you to ask me as many as possible.Penny: Yeah. Well, my question is, and I‟m pretty sure I know the answer, is this your first date?Sheldon: That depends. Does square-dancing with my sister at a Teens for Jesus Fourth of July Hoedown count as a date?Penny: No.Sheldon: Then, this is my first date.Penny: Okay. Well, then, there‟s a couple of things you should probably know.Sheldon: I have a master‟s degree and two doctorates. The things I should know, I do know.Penny: My point is, I know more about dating than you, and if you were as smart as you think you are, you would listen to me.Sheldon: If you know so much, how come I have a date tonight and you have nothing better to do than drive me to it?Penny: Fair point.Scene: The apartment.Raj: You know, there‟s something I‟ve always wondered about Aquaman.Leonard: Yeah?Raj: Where does he poop?Leonard: What?Raj: What would a toilet look like in Atlantis? How would you flush it? And when you did flush it, where would the poop go?Leonard (phone rings): Hold that thought. Hey, Howard, what‟s going on? What? Hold on, Howard, Howard, slow down. The robot hand is stuck on your what? (To Raj) You‟re not going to believe this.Scene: Penny’s car. Amy is now in the back seat.Penny: So, um, Amy, Sheldon tells me you‟re a neuro something-or-other.Amy: Neurobiologist. Your check engine light is on.Penny: Yeah, it‟s okay.Amy: But the light indicates…Sheldon: Don‟t bother. I‟ve wasted many an hour tilting at that particular windmill.Penny: Um, what is that scent you‟re wearing? It smells great.Amy: Dandruff shampoo. I have dry scalp.Penny: Ah. Well, your hair looks very nice.Amy: Are you a homosexual?Penny: No, no, I was just giving you a compliment.Amy: Hmm. Would have been more flattered if you were a homosexual.Penny: Guys, how ‟bout some music?Sheldon: Oh, no, I wouldn‟t care for that. Amy?Amy: No, thank you.Penny: Okay. Uncomfortable silence it is. Hey, Sheldon, have you told Amy what it was like for you growing up in Texas?Sheldon: No.Penny: Well, why don‟t you tell her?Sheldon: All right. It was hell.Penny: Any follow up, Amy?Amy: No.Penny: I myself grew up in Nebraska. Small town outside of Omaha. You know, nice place, mostly family farms, a few meth labs.Sheld on: I‟m sorry, how is this better than uncomfortable silence?Penny: I don‟t know. I was just trying something.Sheldon: Muggles.Scene: Howard’s bedroom.Raj: You slipped and fell into a robot hand?Howard: Yes.Raj: Penis first?Howard: Yes. Now, help me!Leonard: I‟d suggest a lubricant, but I have a feeling you fell on some of that as well.Howard: Not funny, Leonard.Raj: Really? A robot hand‟s got a death grip on your junk, dude. That‟s funny, ask anyone.Howard: Please, before my mother walks in, just get this off me!Leonard: Okay, let‟s see.Howard: No, no! Don‟t touch, the program is paused.Leonard: Well, then let‟s un-pause it.Howard: No, no! I loaded the wrong program. The hand thinks it‟s holding a screwdriver in outer space. If you continue t he program, it‟s gonna start twisting.Raj: A-All right, um, how about this. When, when Winnie the Pooh got his head stuck in the honey tree, his friends all grabbed onto him and pulled and pulled.Leonard: You do what you want, I‟m not touching another man‟s honey tree.Raj: All right, uh, forget pulling. How about we get an electric saw and cut it off?Howard: What? No saws! One circumcision was enough.Leonard: How about an acetylene torch?Howard: Okay, I can‟t believe this needs to be said out loud. No pulling, no saws, no torches.Leonard: Well, then what do you want us to do?Howard: I…Mrs Wolowitz (off): Howard, I made cookies for you and your little friends!Howard: That‟s great, Mom, thanks!Mrs Wolowitz (off): I‟ll bring them up with some Hawaiia n Punch!Howard: Don‟t come up here!Mrs Wolowitz (off): Why not?! Are you ashamed of your mother?!Howard: Yes, but that‟s not the point! Get me out of here.Leonard: You have any ideas, Raj?Raj: Right now, all I can think about is cookies and Hawaiian Punch.Scene: A restaurant.Penny: Hey, here‟s another possible topic of conversation. This is a big night for Sheldon. Right, Sheldon?Sheldon: Big night? The winter solstice is a big night. It‟s over 14 hours in Southern California.Amy: That‟s an amusing factoid.Sheldon: Thank you.Penny: No, no. My point is, uh, tonight is Sheldon‟s first official date. Discuss.Amy: Is this true?Sheldon: Apparently, a semi-incestuous Teens for Jesus Fourth of July Hoedown didn‟t count.Penny: So, um, Amy, what about you? Do you date much?Amy: Once a year. It‟s a deal I made with my mother in exchange for her silence on the matter, as well as the occasional use of her George Foreman Grill that seals in the flavour without the fat. How about you, Penny? Do you go on many dates?Penny: Uh, yeah, I wouldn‟t say many. A few. (Sheldon laugh’s strangely). What‟s (imitates Sheldon’s laugh)Sheldon: Your characterization of approximately 171 different men as a few.Penny: What? Where did you get 171 men?Sheldon: Simple extrapo lation. In the three years that I‟ve known you, you were single for two. During that time, I saw 17 different suitors. If we work backwards, correcting for observation bias and postulate an initial dating age of 15…Penny: Whoa, wait, wait, wait. I did not start dating at 15.Sheldon: I‟m sorry. 16?Penny: 14.Sheldon: My mistake. Now, assuming the left side of a bell curve peaking around the present, that would bring the total up to 193 men. Plus or minus eight men.Amy: Remarkable. Did you have sexual intercourse with all of these men?Penny: No.Sheldon: Although that number would be fairly easy to calculate.Penny: Oh.Sheldon: Based on the number of awkward encounters I‟ve had with strange men leaving her apartment in the morning, plus the number of tim es she‟s returned home wearing the same clothes she wore the night before…Penny: Okay, Sheldon, I think you‟ve made your point.Sheldon: So we multiply 193, minus 21 men before the loss of virginity, so 172 times 0.18 gives us 30.96 sexual partners. Let‟s round that up to 31.Penny: Okay, Sheldon, you are so wrong. That is not even close to the real number. I‟m gonna need a drink over here.Amy: This is very interesting. Cultural perceptions are subjective. Penny, to your mind, are you a slut?Penny: No! N o! No. Let‟s just all finish our dinners, okay?Sheldon: This is an interesting topic. How many sexual encounters have you had?Amy: Does volunteering for a scientific experiment in which orgasm was achieved by electronically stimulating the pleasure centres of the brain count?Sheldon: I should think so.Amy: Then 128.Scene: A hospital,=.Leonard: Okay, come on. Almost there.Howard: Don‟t tug. No tugging.Raj: Next time, take your own advice.Leonard: Excuse me, could you help us out?Nurse: My, my, my. What do we have here?Howard: I slipped and fell.Nurse: Yeah, we get that a lot. What is this?Howard: It‟s a robot arm.Nurse: Where‟s the rest of the robot?Howard: I only built the arm.Nurse: …Cause that‟s all you needed, right?Howard: Can you please just help me?Nurse: All right, all right. Hang on, stay calm. (Over PA system) I need an orderly with a wheelchair. I got a robot hand grasping a man‟s penis out here.Howard: You think you could be a little more discreet?Nurse: I‟m sorry, we don‟t have a code for robot hand grasping a man‟s penis. Why is it hooked up to a computer?Leonard: Uh, it‟s what controls the arm.Howard: But it‟s frozen.Nurse: Did you try turning it off and back on again?Howard: No, you see, it‟s more complicated than that. (Nurse switches off computer) No, wait! (The hand lets go) Winnie the Pooh is out of the honey tree.Raj: Now can we have cookies and Hawaiian Punch?Scene: The stairwell.Sheldon: You were right. This was a very productive evening. I saw a whole new side of Amy Farrah Fowler tonight.Penny: I did not have sex with 31 guys.Sheldon: I‟ll be happy to check the math, but numbers don‟t lie, Penny. In any event, now that Amy and I have spent quality time together, I feel much more confident proceeding to the next stage of our relationship.Penny: And that is?Sheldon: Using in vitro fertilization and a surrogate uterus to gift humanity with our progeny.Penny: You‟re still on that?Sheldon: In these uncertain times, doesn‟t humanity deserve a gift?Penny: Okay, you know what? I‟m gonna come at this in a whole new way. Sheldon, if you try to make a baby with Amy in a petri dish, I‟m gonna tell your mother on you.Sheldon: That‟s no threat. My mother‟s always wanted a grandchild.Penny: Really? Your deeply religious born-again Christian mother wants a test-tube grandbaby born out of wedlock?Sheldon: Curses.Penny: If I‟d thought of that in the first place, I could‟ve saved myself this whole night.Sheldon: Well, it‟s not that late. You could still go out and look f or number 32. Good night.Leonard (on phone): Hey, Howard, what‟s up?Sheldon: I‟ve decided not to procreate.Leonard: Yeah, yeah, great. Howard, uh, slow down. What do you mean it happened again?。
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Series 4 Episode 03 – The Zazzy SubstitutionScene: The apartment.Sheldon: All right, I’m ready for my next question.Amy: In a world where rhinoceroses are domesticated pets, who wins the Second World War?Sheldon: Uganda.Amy: Defend.Sheldon: Kenya rises to power on the export of rhinoceroses. A Central African power block is formed, colonizing North Africa and Europe. When war breaks out, no one can afford the luxury of a rhino. Kenya withers, Uganda triumphs.Amy: Correct. My turn.Sheldon: In a world where a piano is a weapon, not a musical instrument, on what does Scott Joplin play The Maple Leaf Rag?Amy: Tuned bayonets.Sheldon: Defend.Amy: Isn’t it obvious?Sheldon: You’re right. My apologies.Leonard: What the hell are you guys playing?Sheldon: It’s a game we invented. It’s called Counterfactuals.Amy: We postulate an alternate world that differs from ours in one key aspect and then pose questions to each other.Sheldon: It’s fun for ages eight to eighty. Join us.Leonard: All right. I like a good brainteaser. Give it a whirl.Sheldon: You’re in luck, this is an easy one. In a world where mankind is ruled by a giant intelligent beaver, what food is no longer consumed?Leonard: Uh, a BLT where the B stands for beaver? I don’t know.Sheldon: Leona rd, be serious. We’re playing a game here.Leonard: I can figure this out, let’s see. Um, well, beavers eat tree bark. The only tree bark I know that humans consume is cinnamon. So, I’ll say cinnamon.Sheldon: Incorrect. Obviously, the answer is cheese Danish.Leonard: What?Amy: In a world ruled by a giant beaver, mankind builds many dams to please the beaver overlord. The low-lying city of Copenhagen is flooded. Thousands die. Devastated, the Danes never invent their namesake pastry. How does one miss that?Leonard: This is ridiculous. You’re just making stuff up.Amy: Is he always like this when he loses?Sheldon: Oh, yes. You should’ve been here for the great Jenga tantrum of 2008.Leonard: You bumped the table and you know it.Amy: Perhaps it would be k inder to play a game more suited to his abilities. We’ll close our eyes and count to ten while you hide.Leonard: I’m going to my room.Amy: Very good, Leonard. But next time, don’t tell us where you’re hiding.Credits sequence.Scene: The Cheesecake FactoryLeonard: Did you guys see the paper in The American Physics Journal on supersolids? It’s pretty interesting. This guy’s working from a hypothesis where…Raj: Spoiler alert! Spoiler alert.Leonard: What?Raj: Don’t ruin it for me, man. I printed out a P DF to read on the potty.Howard: On the potty? What are you, five?Raj: It’s a potty. What do you call it?Howard: Toilet.Raj: That’s a little vulgar for the dinner table, don’t you think?Howard: Oh, and potty is okay?Raj: Potty is innocent. Potty is adorable.Howard: What do you do in the potty, wee-wee?Raj: If I don’t have to boom-boom.Sheldon: Greetings. You all remember Amy Farrah Fowler.Leonard: Sure.Howard: Nice to see you.Amy: Hello.Sheldon: Sorry we’re late.Amy: I must take responsibility. I had to stop for feminine hygiene supplies.Howard: Ah, ah.Leonard: Okay.Sheldon: I believe she’s experiencing her menses.Amy: Actually, I’m not. In order to avoid surprises, I wear them all the time.Leonard: Ah, ah.Howard: Okay. Toilet’s sounding p retty good now, huh?Penny: Hey, look, it’s Shamy.Amy: Shamy?Sheldon: A juvenile amalgamation of our names. Sheldon and Amy, Shamy.Amy: Oh. I don’t like that. Don’t do that.Penny: All righty. What’s new?Amy: Well, just recently, I learned that you re fer to us as Shamy, and I don’t like that.Penny: I got it. But what I was going for was, you know, how’s your life?Amy: Like everybody else’s. Subject to entropy, decay and eventual death. Thank you for asking. Why is she not taking our order?Sheldon: I should’ve warned you, one has to navigate a labyrinth of social nonsense before one can be fed here.Amy: Really? I assumed an establishment called the Cheesecake Factory would function more efficiently. Sheldon: It’s how they lure you in. I believe it’s called bait and switch.Penny: Okay, I’m just gonna walk away, ’cause I don’t want to be here.Leonard: So, this is nice. First time we’ve all gotten together to eat.Amy: You’re right, he’s a festival of humdrum chitchat.Leonard: Okay, that’s all I got. Howard, you’re up.Howard: Um, tell us about your work, Amy.Amy: I doubt you’d understand. Sheldon tells me you only have a master’s degree.Howard: Raj, do you have any questions for Amy?Amy: I’m curious as to why we’re not eating alone.Sheldon: They c an’t function without me. I’m the social glue that holds this little group together. You’re welcome.Scene: The stairwell.Leonard: Listen, can I talk to you about your girlfriend?Sheldon: She’s not my girlfriend. She’s a girl and she’s my friend, but there’s no touching or unsanitary exchange of saliva.Leonard: Got it.Sheldon: Although, for the record, on one occasion, she licked her thumb to remove raspberry jelly from the corner of my mouth. It’s an action we both regret to this day.Leonard: Uh-huh. Anyway, I’m not sure she’s the best fit for our little, how should we call it, rebel alliance.Sheldon: Oh, I never identified with the rebel alliance. Despite their tendency to build Death Stars, I’ve always been more of an empire man.Leonard: Yeah, not my point.Sheldon: I know what your point is. You’re intimidated by Amy’s intellect. To that I say, buck up.Leonard: Okay, let me just get right to it. Amy is judgmental, sanctimonious and frankly just obnoxious.Sheldon: So?Leonard: So we already have you for all that.Sheldon: Are you suggesting I terminate my relationship with Amy?Leonard: No, no, of course not. Just have your relationship someplace else.Sheldon: May I point out that for eight long months, I suffered in silence as your female companion filled our apartment with her off-key country music caterwauling, the unappetizing spectacle of her grinding a pumice stone against her calloused feet in our living room, and night after night of uninformative TV documentaries about the Jersey Shore.Leonard: Suffered in silence?Sheldon: Yes. And I’d thank you to do the same.Leonard: Really? Silence?Scene: Penny’s apartment.Raj: Ah. Nothing makes beer taste better than cool clear Rocky Mountain spring water. Where are the Rocky Mountains, anyway?Howard: Philadelphia.Raj: Really? I thought they were out West someplace.Howard: Think about it, Raj. Where did the movie Rocky take place?Raj: Philadelphia. Okay, now I get it.Penny: So this is the plan? From now on, we’re just gonna hide out in here to avoid the Shamy?Raj: I’m very comfortable here. Penny, dear, why don’t you shoot another silver bullet my way?Penny: Get one yourself.Raj: Ooh, somebody’s been taking bitchy pills.Penny: God, he’s an ass when he drinks.Howard: Oh, he’s an ass when he doesn’t. You just don’t hear it.Leonard: I think we need to start entertaining the possibility that the Shamy could go on for years.Raj: Well, if that’s the case, Penny will have to get satellite TV and maybe once a week run a vacuum through this place.Penny: I thought you were going to talk to Sheldon.Leonard: I did.Penny: Well, what’d he say?Leonard: Well, he pointed out that he kinda, sorta had to put up with you.Penny: Kinda, sorta had to?Leonard: I didn’t agree with him.Penny: Well, you defended me, right?Leonard: I tried, but (Penny starts rubbing her foot with a pumice stone) he made a fairly well-reasoned argument. Howard: You’re not doing that right.Penny: What?Howard: Gimme.Penny: No.Howard: Trust me.Penny: No!Howard: I do this for my mom all the time. See? With the grain.Penny: Wow, that is better.Howard: And someday, when you have varicose veins, I’ll show you how to massage them.Scene: The University Cafeteria.Raj: Oh, God, never again.Leonard: I assume by never again, you m ean never again will you drink all of Penny’s beer, then run down to the gas station for a couple of 40s, a box of Slim Jims and the latest issue of Bombay Badonkadonks.Raj: I was homesick.Howard: The highlight of the evening was when you showed us your Bollywood break dancing skills. (Does a stereotyped impersonation of Bollywood dancing.)Raj: That’s very offensive.Howard: Yeah, we all thought so.Leonard: Oh, no.Howard: What?Leonard: John and Yoko.Howard: More like Yoko and Yoko.Sheldon: Greetings.Leonard: Hey.Sheldon: I brought Amy here to show her some of the work I’m doing.Amy: It’s very impressive, for theoretical work.Sheldon: Do I detect a hint of condescension?Amy: I’m sorry, was I being too subtle? I meant compared to the real-world applications of neurobiology, theoretical physics is, what’s the word I’m looking for? Hmm, cute.Leonard and Howard together: Oooh!Sheldon: Are you suggesting the work of a neurobiologist like Babinski could ever rise to the significance of a physicist like Clarke-Maxwell or Dirac?Amy: I’m stating it outright. Babinski eats Dirac for breakfast and defecates Clarke-Maxwell.Sheldon: You take that back.Amy: Absolutely not. My colleagues and I are mapping the neurological substrates that subserve global information processing, which is required for all cognitive reasoning, including scientific inquiry, making my research ipso facto prior in the ordo cognoscendi. That means it’s better than his research, and by extension, of course, yours.Leonard: I’m sorry, I’m-I’m still trying to work on the defecating Clark Maxwell, so…Sheldon: Excuse me, but a grand unified theory, insofar as it explains everything, will ipso facto explain neurobiology.Amy: Yes, but if I’m successful, I will be able to map and reproduce your thought processes in deriving a grand unified theory, and therefore, subsume your conclusions under my paradigm.Sheldon: That’s the rankest psychologism, and was conclusively revealed as hogwash by Gottlob Frege in the 1890s!Amy: We appear to have reached an impasse.Sheldon: I agree. I move our relationship terminate immediately.Amy: Seconded.Sheldon: There being no objections…All: No, uh-uh.Sheldon: The motion carries. Good day, Amy Farrah Fowler.Amy: Good day, Sheldon Cooper.Howard: Women, h uh? Can’t live with them, can’t successfully refute their hypotheses.Sheldon: Amen to that.Scene: The laundry room.Penny: Hey, Sheldon.Sheldon: Hello.Penny: I hear you broke up with Amy.Sheldon: A breakup would imply she was my girlfriend. She was a girl who was my friend who is now a girl who is not my friend.Penny: Wow. That’s like the worst country song ever. So, how are you doing?Sheldon: Regarding what?Penny: Amy.Sheldon: I don’t follow.Penny: Well, breakups, or whatever the hell this is, can be tough.Sheldon: Penny, I assure you, I’m fine. My relationship with Amy was purely intellectual. There were no emotional bonds, the severing of which would cause me any discomfort. The relationship simply outlived its utility, and I’m continuing on w ith my life as before.Penny: Okay. Good.Sheldon: Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to buy a pussycat.Scene: The cafeteria.Leonard: I gotta tell you guys, I’m a little worried about Sheldon.Howard: We’re all a little worried about Sheldon.Leonard: No, I mean since the Shamy hit a reef.Howard: Oh, I thought you were just making a generalization, you know, I’m worried about Sheldon someday setting off a low-yield nuclear device because the cafeteria ran out of lime Jell-O.Raj: What does hit a reef mean?Leonard: Uh, went splitsville.Raj: Pardon?Leonard: Turned to boom-boom.Raj: Ah.Leonard: I think Sheldon really misses Amy.Howard: You should lend him your copy of Bombay Badonkadonks.Leonard: He got a cat to keep him company.Raj: You’re kidding.Leonard: He takes it everywhere, to bed, to the bathroom.Raj: He takes the kitty to the potty?Howard: I thought we discussed the P-word.Raj: Don’t try to change me, dude. I am what I am.Sheldon: Oh, gentlemen.Howard: Hey. Aren’t you going to introduce us to your little friend?Sheldon: My apologies. Raj, Howard, I’d like you to meet Dr. Robert Oppenheimer.Howard: Hello.Raj: Hi.Sheldon: Now, if you’ll excuse me, the father of the atomic bomb wants a saucer of milk.Howard: Okay, I get it. We’re worrie d about Sheldon.Leonard: Yeah.Scene: The apartment. Leonard arrives.Leonard: Hey. (Turns to see Sheldon now has five cats) Oh, no.Sheldon: Robert Oppenheimer was lonely.Leonard: So you decided to get the whole Manhattan Project?Sheldon: Yes. This is Enrico Fermi, Richard Feynman, Edward Teller, Otto Frisch, and Zazzles.Leonard: Zazzles?Sheldon: I was going to name him Herman von Helmholtz, but he’s so zazzy.Leonard: Okay, we need to talk.Sheldon: About what?Leonard: Cats, Sheldon. You’re clearly upset about Amy being gone, and you’re trying to replace her with a bunch of cats.Sheldon: Clowder.Leonard: What?Sheldon: A group of cats is a clowder. Or a glaring.Leonard: Okay, yeah, fine.Sheldon: It’s the kind of thing you ought to know now that w e have one.Leonard: Terrific. My-my point is you need to face up to what you’re feeling with this breakup.Sheldon: It wasn’t a breakup. A breakup would imply that Amy was my girlfriend.Leonard: Okay, I got it, I got it, she’s not your girlfriend. Now li sten to me. I know about loneliness. I know about trying to replace someone with other stuff. When I broke up with Penny, I got back into my cello, I built a bunch of model rockets, I got those weightlifting gloves and that five-pound dumbbell.Sheldon: Yo u didn’t break up, she dumped you.Leonard: She didn’t dump me. It was mutual!Sheldon: I was there. She dumped you.Leonard: Okay, fine. Live with cats. Be like my Aunt Nancy. She had dozens of them. And do you know what happened after she died? They ate her.Sheldon: You don’t have to sell me on cats, Leonard. I’m already a fan. All right, fellas, who’s in the mood for Fancy Feast? Well, that’s not fancy at all.Scene: The apartment.Leonard: Hi, Mrs. Cooper. Thanks for coming.Mrs Cooper: Where is he?Le onard: He’s in his bedroom.Mrs Cooper: Now, when you said on the phone he broke up with a girl, you meant an actual girl, not something you kids whipped up in a lab?Leonard: No, she’s real.Mrs Cooper: Did they sin?Leonard: No, no, it’s not like that. It’s, uh, I don’t know what it’s like. But there is something I should prepare you for.Mrs Cooper: Oh, relax, Leonard, I have raised that boy. I’ve seen him at his best, I’ve seen him at his worst. There’s nothing he can do that’ll surprise me.Leonard: Hold on to that thought. (Knocks on Sheldon’s bedroom door)Sheldon: Come in. (They enter. The room is full of cats.)Leonard: Surprise.Sheldon: Mom, what an unexpected pleasure.Mrs Cooper: My, my, that’s a powerful smell.Sheldon: I’d like you to meet Oppenheimer, Frisch, Panofsky, Feynman, Weisskopf…Mrs Cooper: Yeah, I get it. You got a lot of cats and you gave ‘em cute Jewish names.Sheldon: What are you doing here?Mrs Cooper: Leonard called, and he said that you were pining for a young lady.Sheldon: Oh, that’s preposterous. I’m not pining over anyone.Mrs Cooper: Oh, lambchop, we can quibble what to call it, but I think we can both agree it’s creepy.Sheldon: I do not agree. Cats make wonderful companions. They don’t argue or question my intellectual authority, and this little guy here, I think you’ll find to be quite zazzy.Mrs Cooper: You should have called sooner.Scene: The kitchen.Mrs Cooper: Shelly! Dinner’s ready!Sheldon: Coming!Mrs Cooper: No cats!Sheldon: Aw.(Enters to find Amy) What is she doing here?Mrs Cooper: I called her.Amy: Your mother thinks you might be losing your mind over me. As a neurobiologist, I was curious.Sheldon: Well, rest assured, I am in full possession of my faculties.Leonard (pretending to sneeze): 25 cats!Mrs Co oper: Oh, God bless you, dear. Sheldon, sit down. Let’s talk.Sheldon: All right, but you’re not fooling me. Whenever you say we have to talk, it means you want me to listen.Mrs Cooper: Then stop talking.Sheldon: Yes, ma’am.Mrs Cooper: Now, the reason I called Amy over was to find out what type of person she is. And after chatting a bit, I have to say that while she is a perfectly unique young woman, you two are definitely not suited for each other.Sheldon: That’s a peculiar conclusion. By any standard,Amy is more similar to me than anyone I’ve ever met.Mrs Cooper: Oh, I’m sorry, Shelly, I can’t see it.Sheldon: Well, whether you see it or not is irrelevant. I can’t see subatomic particles, but nevertheless, they’re there.Amy: Excellent point.Sheldon: A physics point.Amy: Touche.Mrs Cooper: Well, putting aside the pig Latin, it’s a good thing that you two decided to end the relationship so I didn’t have to end it for you.Sheldon: Amy, after consideration, I believe we may have acted rashly. I propose we resume our relationship and attempt to resolve our differences.Amy: I’ll agree to that only if you’ll stipulate that 80% of our difficulties were caused by you.Sheldon: I’ll go as high as 40.Amy: Sixty-five.Sheldon: Done. You understand that moving forward, we deal with the fact that my mother does not approve of you?Amy: I do. I find being cast in the role of bad girl oddly titillating.Sheldon: Would you like to see my cats?Amy: I would. I love cats. They’re the epitome of indifference.Sheldon: Ah, then you may find Zazzles a little cloying.Leonard: I saw what you did there.Mrs Cooper: He thinks he’s such a smarty pants. He’s no different from any man. You tell ‘em not to do something, that’s all they want to do. If I hadn’t told my brother Stumpy not to clear out the wood chipper by hand, we’d still be calling him Edward. Now, don’t you move. I’ll bring over all the food.Leonard: No, no, no, I can do it.Mrs Cooper: Well, isn’t that sweet?Scene: Outside. Sheldon is sitting at a table with a sign reading “Cats $20”)Sheldon: Thank you, Amy. Here’s your cat. And here’s your $20.Amy: Next!Sheldon: Thank you, Amy. Here’s your cat. And here’s your $20.Amy: Next!。
生活大爆炸第二季台词(中英文对照)09
看 Big Bang Theory 学英语第二季9集: The White Asparagus Triangulation-Sheldon：Penny, hello.Penny 你好。
-Penny：Hey, Sheldon.好呀 Sheldon。
-Sheldon：What is shaking?shake：摇动有啥新鲜事不?-Penny：I'm sorry?你说什么呢?-Sheldon：It's colloquial, a conversation opener.colloquial：口语的 opener：开场白一个口语化的开场白。
So, do you find the weather satisfying?satisfying：令人满意的天气很怡人，对吧?Are you currently sharing in the triumph some local sports team?triumph：胜利 local：本地的为最近本地球队的胜绩兴奋吧?-Penny：What's wrong with you? You're freaking me out.freak：反常你到底咋了? 这样怪吓人的。
-Sheldon：I'm striking up a casual conversation with you.strike up：开始（交谈）casual：随便的我在跟你闲聊哇。
S'up?S'up：（黑人土语）最近怎么样咋样?-Penny：Please don't do that.你行行好，别这样。
-Sheldon：All right, but I'm given to understand that when you have something awkward to discuss with someone, it's more palatable to preface it with banal chit chat. awkward：尴尬的 discuss：谈论 palatable：合意的 preface with：以…为讲话的开端 banal：乏味的 chit chat：闲聊好吧，但我以为当你准备与某人交谈尴尬之事前，先用闲聊做些铺垫会自在一些。
生活大爆炸剧本
Script compiled bywww.big-bang-forum.deTHE address for geeks and …The Big Bang Theory“ fans!THE BIG BANG THEORYbyChuck Lorre & Bill PradySeason 1, Episode 1 (s01e01)Title: Pilot---> Dialog only <---SHELDONSo if a photon is directed througha plane with two slits in it andeither slit is observed, it willnot go through both slits. If it'sunobserved, it will. However, ifit's observed after it's left theplane but before it hits itstarget, it won't have gone throughboth slits.LEONARDAgreed. What's your point?SHELDONThere's no point, I just think it'sa good idea for a T-shirt.LEONARDExcuse me.ALTHEAHang on.LEONARDOne across is …Aegean“. Eight downis …Nabokov“. 26 across is …MCM“.14 down is... Move your finger...…Phylum“ which makes 14 across…Port-au-Prince“. See, …Papa Doc'scapitol idea“, that's …Port-au-Prince“. Haiti.ALTHEACan I help you?LEONARDYes. Um, is this the high-IQ spermbank?ALTHEAIf you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here.SHELDONI think this is the place.ALTHEAFill these out.LEONARDThank you. We'll be right back.ALTHEAOh, take your time. I'll justfinish my crossword puzzle. Oh, wait.SHELDONLeonard, I don't think I can do this.LEONARDWhat, are you kidding? You're a semi-pro.SHELDONNo. We are committing genetic fraud. There's no guarantee that our sperm is going to generatehigh-IQ offspring. Think about that. I have a sister with the same basic DNA mix who hostesses at Fuddruckers.LEONARDSheldon, this was your idea. Alittle extra money to getfractional T1 bandwidth in the apartment.SHELDONI know, and I do yearn for faster downloads. But there's some poor woman who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm. What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use an integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve?LEONARDI'm sure she'll still love him.SHELDONI wouldn't.LEONARDWell, what do you want to do?SHELDONI want to leave.LEONARDOkay.SHELDONWhat's the protocol for leaving?LEONARDI don't know. I've never reneged ona proffer of sperm before.SHELDONLet's try just walking out.LEONARDOkay.ALTHEABye.SHELDON, LEONARDBye.LEONARDNice meeting you.SHELDONAre you still mad about the sperm bank?LEONARDNo.SHELDONYou wanna hear an interesting thing about stairs?LEONARDNot really.SHELDONIf the height of a single step is off by as little as twomillimeters, most people will trip.LEONARDI don't care. Two millime...? That doesn't seem right.SHELDONNo, it's true, I did a series of experiments when I was 12. Myfather broke his clavicle.LEONARDIs that why they sent you to boarding school?SHELDONNo. That was a result of my work with lasers.LEONARDNew neighbor?SHELDONEvidently.LEONARDSignificant improvement over theold neighbor.SHELDONTwo-hundred pound transvestite with a skin condition? Yes, she is.PENNYOh, hi.LEONARDHi.SHELDONHi.LEONARDHi.SHELDONHi.PENNYHi?LEONARDWe don't mean to interrupt. We live across the hall.PENNYOh, that's nice.LEONARDOh, no. We don't live together. I mean...LEONARDWe live together, but in separate, heterosexual bedrooms.PENNYOh. Okay, well, guess I'm your new neighbor. Penny.LEONARDLeonard. Sheldon.PENNYHi.LEONARDHi.SHELDONHi.PENNYHi.LEONARDHi. Well... ah... Oh, welcome tothe building.PENNYOh, Thank you. Maybe we can have coffee sometime.LEONARDOh, great.PENNYGreat.SHELDONGreat.LEONARDGreat.LEONARDWell, ah, bye.PENNYBye.SHELDONBye.LEONARDBye. Should we have invited her for lunch?SHELDONNo, we're gonna start season two of …Battlestar Galactica“.LEONARDWe already watched the season two DVDs.SHELDONNot with commentary.LEONARDI think we should be good neighbors, invite her over, make her feel welcome.SHELDONWe never invited Louie-slash-Louise over.LEONARDWell, and that was wrong of us. We need to widen our circle.SHELDONI have a very wide circle. I have 212 friends on …MySpace“.LEONARDYes, and you've never met one of them.SHELDONThat's the beauty of it.LEONARDI'm gonna invite her over. We'll have a nice meal and... chat.SHELDONChat? We don't chat. At least not off-line.LEONARDWell, it's not difficult. You just listen to what she says and then you say something appropriate in response.SHELDONTo what end?LEONARDHi. Again.PENNYHi.SHELDONHi.LEONARDHi.PENNYHi.LEONARDAnyway... um... We brought home Indian food. And... um... I know that moving can be stressful and I find that when I'm undergoing stress, that good food and company can have a comforting effect. Also, curry is a natural laxative and I don't have to tell you that, you know, a clean colon is just... one less thing to worry about.SHELDONLeonard, I'm no expert here, but I believe in the context of a luncheon invitation, you might want to skip the reference to bowel movements.PENNYOh, you're inviting me over to eat?LEONARDUh, yes.PENNYOh, that's so nice. I'd love to.LEONARDGreat.PENNYSo, what do you guys do for fun around here?SHELDONWell, today we tried masturbating for money.============================================ THEME SONG ===========================================LEONARDOkay, well, make yourself at home.PENNYOkay. Thank you.LEONARDYou're very welcome.SHELDON[mouths: You're very welcome.]PENNYThis looks like some serious stuff. Leonard, did you do this?SHELDONActually, that's my work.PENNYWow.SHELDONYeah, well, it's just some quantum mechanics with a little string theory doodling around the edges. That part there, that's just a joke. It's a spoof of the Born-Oppenheimer approximation.PENNYSo you're like one of those …Beautiful Mind“ genius guys.SHELDONYeah.PENNYThis is really impressive.LEONARDI have a board. If you like boards, this is my board.PENNYHoly smokes.SHELDONIf by …holy smokes“, you mean a derivative restatement of the kind of stuff you can find scribbled on the wall of any men's room at MIT, sure.LEONARDWhat?SHELDONOh, come on. Who hasn't seen this differential below …here I sit broken-hearted“?LEONARDAt least I didn't have to invent 26 dimensions just to make the math come out.SHELDONI didn't invent them. They're there.LEONARDIn what universe?SHELDONIn all of them, that is the point.PENNYAh, do you guys mind if I start?SHELDONUm, Penny.PENNYYeah?SHELDONThat's where I sit.PENNYSo sit next to me.SHELDONNo, I sit there.PENNYWhat's the difference?SHELDONWhat's the difference?LEONARDHere we go.SHELDONIn the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause perspiration. In the summer, it's directly in the path of across-breeze created by openingwindows there and there. It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation, nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion. I could go on, but... I think I've made my point.PENNYDo you want me to move?SHELDONWell...LEONARDJust sit somewhere else.SHELDONFine.LEONARDSheldon, sit!SHELDONAh.LEONARDWell, this is nice. We don't have a lot of company over.SHELDONThat's not true. Koothrappali and Wolowitz come over all the time.LEONARDYes, I know, but...SHELDONTuesday night, we played …Klingon Boggle“ until one in the morning.LEONARDYeah, I remember.SHELDONI resent you saying we don't have company.LEONARDI'm sorry.SHELDONThat is a negative social implications.LEONARDI said I'm sorry!PENNYSo... …Klingon Boggle“?LEONARDYeah. It's like regular …Boggle“, but in …Klingon“. That's probablyenough about us. So, tell us about you.PENNYUm, me? Okay. I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.SHELDONYes, it tells us that youparticipate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.PENNYParticipate in the what?LEONARDI think what Sheldon's trying to say is that Sagittarius wouldn't have been our first guess.PENNYOh, yeah, a lot of people think I'm a water sign. Okay, let's see, what else. Oh, I'm a vegetarian. No, except for fish and the occasional steak. I love steak!SHELDONWell, that's interesting. Leonard can't process corn.LEONARDAh, so, do you have some sort of a job?PENNYOh, yeah. I'm a waitress at …The Cheesecake Factory“.LEONARDOh, I love cheesecake.SHELDONYou're lactose-intolerant.LEONARDI don't eat it, I just think it's a good idea.PENNYOh, anyways, I'm also writing a screenplay.It's about thissensitive girl who comes to L.A. from Lincoln, Nebraska, to be an actress an winds up a waitress at …The Cheesecake Factory“.LEONARDSo it's based on your life.PENNYNo, I'm from Omaha.LEONARDWell, if that was movie, I would go see it.PENNYI know, right? Okay, let's see, what else? Um, I guess that's about it. That's the story of Penny.LEONARDWell, it sounds wonderful.PENNYIt was. Until I fell in love with a jerk.SHELDONWhat's happening?LEONARD[mouths: I don't know.]PENNYOh, God, you know, four years I lived with him. Four years. That's like as long as high school.SHELDONIt took you four years to get through high school?PENNYIt just... I can't believe Itrusted him.LEONARDShould I say something? I feel like I should say something.SHELDONYou? No, you'll only make it worse.PENNYYou wanna know the most pathetic part? Even though I hate his lying, cheating guts... I still love him. Is that crazy?SHELDONYes.LEONARDNo, it's not crazy. It's a, a...it's a paradox. Paradoxes are part of nature. Think about light. If you look at Huygens, light is a wave, as confirmed by the double-slit experiments, but then along comes Albert Einstein and discovers that light behaves like particles,too. Well, I didn't make it worse.PENNYOh, I'm so sorry. I'm such a mess. And on top of everything else, I'm all gross from moving and my stupid shower doesn't even work.LEONARDOur shower works.PENNYReally? Would it be totally weirdif I used it?SHELDONYes.LEONARDNo.SHELDONNo?LEONARDNo.SHELDONNo.LEONARDIt's right down the hall.PENNYOkay, thanks. You guys are really sweet.SHELDONWell, this is an interesting development.LEONARDHow so?SHELDONIt has been some time since we've had a woman take her clothes off in our apartment.LEONARDThat's not true. Remember at Thanksgiving, my grandmother with Alzheimer's had that episode?SHELDONPoint taken. It has been some time since we've had a woman take her clothes off, after which we didn't wanna rip our eyes out.LEONARDThe worst part was watchingher carve that turkey.SHELDONSo, what exactly are you trying to accomplish here?LEONARDExcuse me?SHELDONThat woman in there is not goingto have sex with you.LEONARDWell, I'm not trying to have sex with her.SHELDONOh, good. Then you won't be disappointed.LEONARDWhat makes you think she wouldn't have sex with me? I'm a male and she's a female.SHELDONYes, but not of the same species.LEONARDI'm not going to engage in hypotheticals here. I'm just trying to be a good neighbor.SHELDONOh, of course.LEONARDThat's not to say that if a carnal relationship were to develop, that I wouldn't participate. However briefly.SHELDONDo you think this possibilitywill be helped or hindered when she discovers your Luke Skywalker …no more tears“ shampoo?LEONARDIt's Darth Vader shampoo. Luke Skywalker is the conditioner.HOWARDWait till you see this.RAJESHIt's fantastic. Unbelievable.LEONARDSee what?HOWARDIt's a Stephen Hawking lecturefrom MIT in 1974.LEONARDThis isn't a good time.HOWARDIt's before he became a creepy computer voice.LEONARDThat's great, you guys have to go.RAJESHWhy?LEONARDIt's just not a good time.SHELDONLeonard has a lady over.HOWARDYeah, right. Your grandmother back in town?LEONARDNo. And she's not a lady, she'sjust a new neighbor.HOWARDHang on, there really is a lady here?LEONARDUh-huh.HOWARDAnd you want us out because you're anticipating coitus?LEONARDI'm not anticipating coitus.HOWARDSo she's available for coitus?LEONARDCan we please just stop saying …coitus“?SHELDONTechnically, that would be coitus interruptus.PENNYHey, is there a trick to getting it to switch from tub to shower? Oh, hi, sorry. Hello.HOWARDEnchanté, mademoiselle. Howard Wolowitz, CalTech department of Applied Physics. You may befamiliar with some of my work. It's currently orbiting Jupiter'slargest moon taking high-resolution digital photographs.PENNYPenny. I work at …The Cheesecake Factory“.LEONARDCome on, I'll show you the trick with the shower.HOWARDBonne douche.PENNYI'm sorry?HOWARDIt's French for …good shower“. It's a sentiment I can expressin six languages.LEONARDSave it for your blog, Howard.HOWARD[speaks in foreign language]LEONARDAll right, there it goes. Itsticks. I'm sorry.PENNYOkay, thanks.LEONARDYou're welcome. Oh, you're just gonna step right...? Okay, I'll...PENNYHey, Leonard?LEONARDThe hair products are Sheldon's.PENNYOkay. Um, can I ask you a favor?LEONARDA favor? Sure, you can ask me a favor. I would do you a favor for you.PENNYIt's okay if you say no.LEONARDOh, I'll probably say yes.PENNYIt's just not the kind of thing you ask a guy you just met.LEONARDWow.SHELDONI really think we should examinethe chain of causality here.LEONARDMust we?SHELDONEvent A: A beautiful woman stands naked in our shower. Event B: We drive halfway across town toretrieve a television set from the aforementioned woman's ex-boyfriend. Query: On what plane of existence is there even a semi-rational link between these events?LEONARDShe asked me to do her a favor, Sheldon.SHELDONAh, yes. Well, that may be the proximal cause of our journey, but we both know it only exists in contradistinction to the higher-level distal cause.LEONARDWhich is?SHELDONYou think with your penis.LEONARDThat's a biological impossibility and you didn't have to come.SHELDONOh, right, yes. I could have stayed behind and watched Wolowitz try to hit on Penny in Russian, Arabic and Farsi. Why can't she get her own TV?LEONARDCome on, you know how it is with breakups.SHELDONNo, I don't, and neither do you.LEONARDBut I... I broke up with Joyce Kim.SHELDONYou did not break up with Joyce Kim. She defected to North Korea.LEONARDTo mend her broken heart. This situation is much less complicated.There's some kind of disputebetween Penny and her ex-boyfriend as to who gets custody of the TV. She just wanted to avoid having a scene with him.SHELDONSo we get to have a scene with him?LEONARDNo, Sheldon, there's not going to be a scene. There's two of us and one of him.SHELDONLeonard, the two of us can't even carry a TV.PENNYSo you guys work with Leonardand Sheldon at the University? I... I'm sorry, do you speak English?HOWARDOh, he speaks English. He justcan't speak to women.PENNYReally? Why?HOWARDHe's kind of a nerd. Juice box?LEONARDI'll do the talking.KURTYeah?LEONARDAh, hi. I'm Leonard, this is Sheldon.SHELDONHello.LEONARDWhat did I just... Ah, we're hereto pick up Penny's TV.KURTGet lost.SHELDONOkay, thanks for you time.LEONARDWe're not going to give up justlike that.SHELDONLeonard, the TV's in the building. We've been denied access to the building, ergo, we are done.LEONARDExcuse me. If I were to give up on the first little hitch, I never would have been able to identifythe fingerprints of string theoryin the aftermath of the big bang.SHELDONMy apologies. What's your plan?It's just a privilege to watchyour mind at work.LEONARDCome on, we have a combined IQ of 360. We should be able to figureout how to get into a stupid building.SHELDONWhat do you think their combined IQ is?LEONARDJust grab the door. This is it.I'll do the talking.SHELDONGood thinking, I'll just be the muscle.KURTYeah?LEONARDI'm Leonard, this is Sheldon.SHELDONFrom the intercom.KURTHow the hell did you get in the building?LEONARDOh. We're scientists.SHELDONTell him about our IQ. Leonard.LEONARDWhat?SHELDONMy mom bought me those pants.LEONARDI'm sorry.SHELDONYou're gonna have to call her.LEONARDSheldon, I am so sorry I draggedyou through this.SHELDONIt's okay. It wasn't my first pantsing and it won't be my last.LEONARDAnd you were right about my motives. I was hoping to establisha relationship with Penny that might have someday led to sex.SHELDONWell, you got me out of my pants.LEONARDAnyway, I've learned my lesson.She's out of my league, I'm done with her. Got my work. One day I'll win the Nobel Prize and then I'll die alone.SHELDONDon't think like that. You're not going to die alone.LEONARDThank you, Sheldon. You're a good friend.SHELDONYou're certainly not gonna win a Nobel Prize.HOWARDThis is one of my favorite placesto kick back after a quest. They have a great house ale.PENNYWow, cool tiger.HOWARDYeah, I've had him since level 10. His name is Buttons. Anyway, if you had your own game character wecould hang out, maybe go on a quest.PENNYThat sounds interesting.HOWARDSo you'll think about it?PENNYOh, I don't think I'll be able to stop thinking about it.RAJESHSmooth.LEONARDWe're home.PENNYOh, my God, what happened?LEONARDWell, your ex-boyfriend sends his regards. And I think the rest is fairly self-explanatory.PENNYI'm so sorry. I really thought if you guys went instead of me he wouldn't be such an ass.LEONARDNo, it was a valid hypothesis.SHELDONThat was a valid hypo...? What is happening to you?PENNYReally, thank you so much for going and trying. You're just... You're so terrific. Really. Why don't you put some clothes on, I'll get my purse, and dinner is on me, okay?LEONARDReally? Great.SHELDONThank you. You're not done with her, are you?LEONARDOur babies will be smart and beautiful.SHELDONNot to mention imaginary.LEONARDIs Thai food okay with you, Penny?PENNYSure.SHELDONWe can't have Thai food, we had Indian for lunch.PENNYSo?SHELDONThey're both curry-based cuisines.PENNYSo?SHELDONThat would be gastronomically redundant. I can see we're going to21. have to spell out everything forthis girl.PENNYAny ideas, Raj?HOWARDTurn left on Lake Street and headup to Colorado. I know a wonderfullittle sushi bar that has karaoke.PENNYOh, that sounds like fun.HOWARD[starts singing: …Baby Don't GetHooked On Me“]SHELDONI don't know what your odds are inthe world as a whole, but as far asthe population of this car goes,you're a veritable mac daddy.THE END。
小谢尔顿(Young Sheldon) 第二季第四集
How do you know that?
你怎么知道的
Well, I was worried about him,
我很担心他嘛
so I took a look in his potty journal.
所以我去看了他的如厕日志
He's still keeping that thing, huh?
她不知道这件事对所有人都好
But I'm not good at keeping secrets.
但我很不擅长保密
It's not hard. Just keep your mouth shut.
不难啊 你只要闭上嘴就行
But I'm not good at keeping my mouth shut.
♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪
♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪
♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪
♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
你得振作起来啊
This is me pulling it together.
这已经是我振作的样子了
- Pull harder. - Find 'em?
-那就再多振一点 -找到了吗
Yeah. Got 'em. Thanks.
找到啦 谢谢
You're very welcome.
不客气
Hey, have you noticed anything off with Sheldon?
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别问啊。
-Sheldon: Hot air blowers are incubators and spewers
incubator: 培养器 spewer: 呕吐者【喷射】
吹风机可以说是细菌
of bacteria and pestilence.
没事，考虑到他不说话，
him talking and him...
他说的话，还有他…
I'm better off alone.
我最好还是离开吧。
Good-bye, you poor, strange little man.
strange: 奇怪的
再见，你这个可怜的怪人。
-Raj: She's so considerate.
哦对，2008-NQ SUB-17。
-Raj: Or as I call it, planet Bollywood.
Bollywood: 宝莱坞（位于印度孟买的电影制作中心）
或者用我的叫法，宝莱坞星。
Anyway, because of
anyway: 总之
由于我的发现，
my discovery, People magazine is naming me
bacteria: 细菌 pestilence: 瘟疫
和瘟疫的发源地。
Frankly, it'd be more hygienic
frankly: 说实话 hygienic: 卫生的
老实说，用吹风机的话，
If they just had a plague-infested gibbon
plague-infested: 得瘟疫的 gibbon: 长臂猿
necessarily: 必然地
我这话可不光是对着食物说哦。
-Penny: Sit over there.
坐一边去。
[Sheldon comes in and draws out a sheet of baby wipe.]
draw out: 抽出 a sheet of: 一张
还有Ellen Page，
star of the charming independent film, Juno.
charming: 有魅力的 independent: 独立的
他是那部独立电影《Juno》里的明星。
-Wolowitz: Oh, I'd so do her.
我绝对想上她。
-Leonard: You'd do the dolphins.
heartwarming: 感人的 personal: 个人的 narrative: 故事
这和我所要叙述的温馨故事无关，
in which a humble boy from New Delhi overcame
humble: 卑微的 New Delhi: 新德里（印度首都） overcome: 克服
是不是永远都不能在我面前说话？
Okay, well, I'll just, um,
好吧，那我
go eat by myself.
就自己一个人去吃了。
-Leonard: Penny, you don't have to do that.
Penny，你不需要这样的。
-Penny: Oh, it's okay, between him not talking,
别问！-别，别问！
-Sheldon: I'll tell you why.
我来告诉你为什么。
I had to sanitize my hands
sanitize: 给…消毒
我必须消毒我的手，
because the university
university: 大学
因为大学把
replaced the paper towels in the rest rooms
你连海豚都想上。
-Wolowitz: Do I get an honorable mention for designing
honorable: 可敬的 mention: 提到 design: 设计
你在用的那个我设计的望远摄像机的固定架，
the telescope camera mounting bracket you used?
discovery: 发现 People: 《人物》杂志。自从1974年创刊以来，《人物》杂志已经成为美国文化的一部分。每个星期，《人物》都会以图文并茂的方式报导名人和普通人的故事。《人物》杂志最初的创办宗旨就是讲述平凡人的不凡故事，但除了报导普通人，也报导明星，每期杂志的封面人物都是读者希望获得更多了解的人
我是一个从新德里来的傻男孩，
poverty and prejudice
poverty: 贫困 prejudice: 偏见
我克服了贫困和歧视，
and journeyed to America to reach for the stars.
journey: 旅行
不远万里来到了美国寻找梦想。
considerate: 体贴的
她太贴心了。
-Wolowitz: So what's your news?
你有什么大新闻？
-Raj: Remember that little planetary object
remember: 记得 planetary: 行星的 object: 物体
还记得那个我定位的
谁点的鲜虾加龙虾酱？
-Wolowitz: That would be me.
那是我的。
Come to papa, you un-kosher delight.
un-kosher: 不符合犹太教教规的食物 delight: 乐趣【美味】
朝这里看，你这个肮脏的小美味。
I'm not necessarily talking to the food.
telescope: 望远镜 camera: 摄影机 mounting bracket: 支承架 mounting: 装配 bracket: 支架
在采访中你会不会提到？
-Raj: Sorry, it's not part
不好意思，
of my heartwarming and personal narrative
伙计们，我有一个天大的
news...
好消息…
-Penny: Gosh, Raj, do you think you'll ever be able
gosh: 唉，天啊
天呐，Raj，你如果不喝醉的话，
to talk in front of me without being drunk?
in front of: 在…面前 drunk: 喝醉了的
-Sheldon: If I had a million guesses, I never would have gotten that.
million: 百万
让我猜百万次我都不会想到是这样。
-Raj: It's pretty cool. They’ve got me in
真是相当酷的，他们让我和一个
psychotherapist: 精神治疗医师 dolphin: 海豚
还有一位精神治疗师，他在用海豚
to rehabilitate prisoners,
rehabilitate: 改造 prisoner: 囚犯
来感化囚犯，
and Ellen Page,
Ellen Page: 加拿大演员，以2007年电影《朱诺》获得2008独立精神颁奖礼最佳女主角奖，第80届奥斯卡金像奖最佳女主角奖提名。
visionary: 梦想者，有眼力的人
30岁以下的30名值得关注的梦想家，
as they challenge the preconceptions of their fields.
challenge: 挑战 preconception: 先入之见 field: 领域
因为他们对自己领域的一些传统臆断提出了挑战。
-Leonard: Let's see, Raj was the Kung Pao Chicken.
Raj是宫保鸡丁。
-Penny: I'm the dumplings.
dumpling: 饺子
我是饺子。
-Wolowitz: Yes, you are.
没错。
-Penny: Creepy, Howard.
看The Big Bang Theory学英语第2季 4集：The Griffin Equivalency
griffin: 希腊神话中半狮半鹫的怪兽 equivalency: 等价，相等，当量
[Scene: Leonard and Sheldon’s apartment, Leonard, Sheldon and Wolowitz are there.]
I spotted beyond the Kuiper Belt?
spot: 认出【观测到，定位】 beyond: 在更远处Kuiper Belt: 凯伯带（数十亿颗在海王星轨道之外绕行的小型冰体构成的碟形带）
比凯伯带天体更远的那颗行星吗？
-Leonard: Oh, yeah, 2008-NQ SUB-17.
with a guy who's doing something about hunger in Indonesia,