英语表演 第13课 翻译完222

四人依次走出来，Leonard搬着一个大箱子，累的气喘吁吁。

Leonard（田士军）：为什么每次都是我干体力活？Why every time I do manual labor?
Sheldon（缪新燕）：It's a very simply question，I'm the smart one, Howard is the funny one, Raj is the lovable foreigner , that leaves you as the muscle.
Leonard：oh crap!
然后一脚踹开门。

Leonard：we are home.
Penny: oh it's about the time ,uh, by the way, actually i didn't bring the Chinese food.
Sheldon: why ,why not.
Leonard : don't panic, this is better.
Penny（宋何煜）: what's that?
Leonard : 霍金先生终于发明了时光机，而且答应借给我们进行科学研究。

Mr. Stephen Hawking finally invented the time machine, and promised to lend us for scientific study.
Penny:真的吗？时光机，太酷了，那是不是可以看看（Really? Time machine, cool, isn't that can have a look）where did the universe come from and where is it going? Did the universe have a beginning? 以及宇宙产生之前是什么样的？（what is the universe before it come to being？）
Howard: you are so amazing, 你现在居然能问出这种问题来！（Now you could ask out of this question！）
Raj（武晓燕）（喝了一口酒）：自从当了Leonard的女朋友，你的水平渐长啊。

（AHA!!Since when the Leonard's girlfriend, your level grew .）
Penny（洋洋得意中）。

Sheldon: 你们是在讽刺她么？（You are in irony her?）Time didn't exist before the beginning of the universe, in other words the concept of time has no meaning before the beginning of the universe，时光机，没有时间怎么会有用？那又怎么去看宇宙产生之前？？（Time machine, no time how to be useful? That how to see the universe before produce??）
Leonard : don't be so mean. 别废话了，开始行动吧。

（Cut the crap, move out）（转向penny），我们需要你的帮助，当我们乘时光机离开时，你需要守在这里，否则一旦毁坏时光机，我们就再也回不来了。

（We need you help, when we take time machine to leave, you need to keep here, otherwise once the destroy time machine, we will never return not.ok？）
Penny：OK。

Howard（徐菲一）: 我先介绍一下这台仪器，每一次设定一个时间，可以回到过去的任意一时间点，但是只能维持2分钟，时间虽然短暂，但是对于未知的时间我们还是需要注意，别一不小心挂了就完了。

（first，I introduce this instrument, and each time to set a time, we can return to the past any point in time, but only for 2 minutes, although short, but to the unknown time we still need to be careful, don't accidentally hang over.）
Sheldon: 我们的目标时间点从前往后设置，首先，我们会回到46亿年前的地球，科学家推测那时的地球无氧气，火山活动频繁，我们要求证实这一点，并采集一些有价值的证据回来。

（Our goal time point was set back, first of all, we will return to the earth 4.6 billion years ago, scientists speculate that at the time the earth without oxygen, frequent volcanic activities, we require confirmed this, and collecting some valuable evidence back.）
Raj：这是我准备的一些我们可能会需要的设备和仪器，例如氧气瓶，防高温及辐射服，大家检查一下。

（This is some equipment and instruments, such as oxygen tanks, the high temperature and radiation suits, everybody check it over .）
Leonard : 开始倒数（Ready，please！Start the countdown！），5,4,3,2,1
【音效】
【PPT，火山爆发图片，声音】
Leonard : 哇，这简直就是火炉（Wow, just a stove！），Raj 赶快拍照(take pictures,quickly!)，我来捡石头，回去分析成分。

I have to pick up stones, and we can analyze the component.
Raj：我根本就站不稳。

（拿着相机拍）I simply ataxia.
Howard: 我重来没觉得2分钟有这么长过。

I have never felt so long over two minutes.
Sheldon（很镇定）: 3,2,1, 【音效】we are back.
Penny：welcome back.
Leonard :honey , did you miss me ?
Howard: come on ,it's just 2 min.
Sheldon：别废话，下个时间点，30亿年前。

Do not bullshit, the next time point, 3 billion years ago.
【音效】
【PPT，各种菌类图片，例如阿凡达上面的景色】
Raj：噢，这株蘑菇长的太可爱了。

（想伸手去触摸）Oh, this strain of mushroom is too cute.
Sheldon（拍开他的手）：你怎么连一点危险意识都没有，居然徒手触摸未知物质，而且，这不是蘑菇，是菌类。

How don’t you have even a little sense of danger, actually touch unknown substances just by hand, and that this is not a mushroom, a fungus.
Leonard : OK，标本采集完毕。

Specimen collection is completed
Howard: 开始倒数，3,2,1, 【音效】we back again.
Sheldon: 下个时间点，4亿年前。

Next time point,400 million years ago.
【音效】
【PPT，海底，各种古怪鱼类】
Howard: oh my god，（做出快窒息的样子），Leonard你为什么不说这次我们会出现在海底？
Why do not you say that we will appear in the sea?
Leonard：这关我屁事。

This is not my business.
Raj：别废话了，快戴上氧气瓶。

Shut up, wear the oxygen bottles.
三人戴好氧气瓶，却发现Sheldon不见了。

Leonard：oh my god，where is Sheldon?
Raj：快快，他快沉下去了，赶快救他。

Hurry up to save him,he amolst sink .
Howard: 不用了......Just let him go.
Leonard（很着急）：why?
Howard: because.
【音效】
Sheldon（水呛着了，咳的厉害）。

Penny：Sheldon怎么了？What’a wrong?
Leonard：他差点被淹死。

He nearly drowns.
Howard: 而且因为他我们这次什么也没带回来。

We take back nothing just because of him.
Sheldon：no no no,我发现4亿年前地球的水味道尝起来像我meamom煮的鸡汤，（回味中）。

I found that the water of 400 million years ago tastes like the chichen soup boiled by my meamom.
Leonard：少废话了，这个机子明天就要还回去。

还有，这次我建议就我和Raj两个人去，你们两个休息吧。

Enough talk, this machine has to go back tomorrow. Also, this time I propose two people ,just me and Leonard,you two have a rest.
Howard（拿出手机）: OK 正好我女朋友给我发信息，我得回她。

My girlfriend just sent me information, I have to return to her.
Raj：下个时间点是什么时候，Sheldon？What is the next time point，Sheldon？
Sheldon：接下来地球的发展已经很接近现在的地球了，所以时间可以设置的近一点，1000年前。

The next planet is very close to the development of the earth now, so little time can be set nearly 1000 years ago.
【音效】
【PPT，中国唐朝，火焰山，唐三藏取经路上】
Leonard：这到底该死的是什么地方，热的要死。

Raj：是啊，1000年轻应该人类已经发展的很好了啊。

孙悟空：师父，您先坐会儿，我去给您找点水。

唐三藏：谢谢悟空，你快去快回。

Leonard（极度惊讶）：那。

那是只会说话的猴子？？
Raj：我的天啊，遭了，我忘了带相机。

【音效】
两人人还处于震惊中。

Howard：你们怎么了，发生了什么事？
Leonard：也许我们应该和霍金先生谈谈，他的机器是不是不光能去任意时间，也能去任意空间，刚才那个是地球么？
Raj：或者说，我们对于宇宙或地球的起源和发展认识都是错误的？？
Sheldon：怎么了，怎么了，到底发生什么了。

Leonard：我决定先回去睡一觉再说。

Raj：是啊，长这么大没受过这么大刺激，我也回家了，明天见，拜拜。

Leonard和Raj两个人都退场了。

Sheldon：喂，你们别走啊，谁来告诉我到底怎么回事？
Howard：我们追。

然后Sheldon和Howard追了出去。

【完】
Leonard:What's the hell it is,so hot here.
Raj:Yeah,people should do very well a thousand years ago.
Wukong（徐菲一）:Sir,sit here and wait a moment.I look for some water for you.
TANG（缪新燕）:Thank you,wukong.Don't leave me for a long time.
Leonard:e...Is that a talking monkey??
Rej:Oh, my god.Damned,i forget bringing a camera.
两人处于震惊中
Howard:What' wrong,what happened?
Leonard:Maybe we should talk to Mr H.Isn't that his machine can go anywhere? That one is also the earth,right?
Raj:Perhaps,our cognition of the origin and development of the world are wrong?
Sheldon:What happened what happened,What's the hell you are talking about?
Leonard:I choose to have a nap first.
Raj:Yeah,it's really a big one.I want to go home ,see you tomorrow.
Leonard&Raj 退场
Sheldon:Excuse me,don't go.Who can talk me what happened? Howard:OK,Let's go!。