初二英语幽默演讲稿

初二英语幽默演讲稿

一

One of the most popular hobbies among people is reading books. More and more people spend their spare time in reading the books they are interested in.

There are so many books in the world that it is impossible for any one to read all of them, even if he spends his whole life in reading. Before we start reading, we should find out whether itis valuable for us to read. Reading good books is one of the greatest pleasures in life. It can enrich our knowledge. It makes us learn lots of things we did not previously know. We can be aware of what had happened inthe past as well as what is happening in the present time. The more books we read, the more knowledge we get. No matter how much education we receive or how much expensive we have, we can notbecome a full man unless we keep reading.

Reading bad books will lead you to a wrong way and prevents you from progressing. It’s worse than reading nothing. So we know how important it is to read good books.

book can be read at random time if you have leisure, and there never be a time limitation. Also, you can read a book to achieve a more really

history. Through a book, you can communicate withits author without other’s transmission. All these rarely can be easily achieved by a television.

Furthermore, book is a treasure that has developed centuries. As we know when written language appeared, human beings became use it to record their lives, and this action leaves us a lot ofhistoric precious mineral. We can absorb intelligence and wisdom, and we can also be taught lessons. I love book from my heart, form book I know how to communicate with others, and I learn myhomeland is the place I love best, and also I know my parents are the very individuals who I love through my life. What about the television? Television, sometimes, show violence, sex, drugsbeyond our choice.

二

Love Your Mother

爱你的母亲

Why are you crying, a young boy asked his Mom?

你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈.

"Because I'm a woman," she told him.

因为我是女人,她告诉他.

"I don't understand," he said.

我不明白.他回答

His Mom just hugged him and said,

"And you never will, but that's O.K.".......

妈妈拥抱了他说,"你永远也不会明白,但没关系..."

Later the little boy asked his father,

"Why does Mom seem to cry for no reason?".

后来小男孩问他的父亲"妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his Dad could say......

"所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣",这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的...

The little boy grew up and became a man,

still wondering why women cry.

等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候,

他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.

Finally he put in a call to God and when God got back to him, he asked "God, why do women cry so easily?"

最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问"上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣?" GOD answered......

上帝回答:

"When I made woman,

I decided she had to be special.

I made her shoulders