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[标签:标题]篇一：搞笑英语话剧剧本搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》搞笑7人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》演员表：西门吹雪、叶孤城、花满楼、king、路人、上官雪儿旁白道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。

第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow .Birds are dancing in the cold .A man is walking along the street ,step by step .Wind is coming in silence.Another mysterious man approaches .Y与X相遇．X：oH ,I am sorry to knock you !Y:, Never mind baby.X:Excuse me，who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name?Y:,I won’t change my name! no matter what happens. I’m the most famous——-YeGucheng. Who are you?X:Iamximenchuixue.Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?the best MartialArts?X:Great, you know me !Today is your dead date!Y抱腿：Please, please……Don’t kill me! Let me go!X:No, I must kill you !Y:I don’t want to be killed. There are a eighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!X:No way! Because we are fighting now ! you know ?Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don’t force me!X:Pardon!(Y拿出一袋牛奶)X抢过牛奶:milk, very good ! I like drinking it. How do you know that?Y:please drink it!X喝完牛奶:Thanks,Y:Do you still want to kill me ?X:Sure, must! Milk is milk.Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good ! very good ! I hope you will not forget what you said!?X:I’m sure I won’t!Y:I must give you a lesson ! If I don’t beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly ! 3-2-1! X捂着肚子，蹲下（做痛苦状）：Oach,Oach !Y大笑：HaHa……the milk is exceed the time limit（一人路过，x起身跑过去）X可怜状: excuse me! Help , help , Where is the washroom?please ,tell me .Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see a corssing road!X:Thanks,byebye.Y:byebye (以胜利者的语气，转头,看见花满楼)Y:Who are you?H:Hua—man—-lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC”.H惊讶:Now you are the best in the world !Y:You are right !H:Teriffic ! you are the one my king looking for ! do you want join in us? If you follow my king,he will give what you want.Y:Yes,It’s very good.H:Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!第二幕：无间道H:My dearest ! let me introduce yegucheng to you! （指Y）this is yegucheng.K:sit down plese, yegucheng.Y:excuse me,I have a question.will you give me what I want just if I follow you?King:yes,I will.Y:That’s good. Can you give me a MM ?K:of couse.You are the one who has the similar taste with me! Hahaha……Y:of course.美女出场M:hello，帅锅..K: this is shangguanxueer.ok,now let’s have a ritual.H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache , poor ,rich?Y: Yes,I do.K: Huamanlou, come . put the ring on his finger!（音乐停）X唱着上:(看到戒指) this ring should be mine!K:But who are you ? why should it belong to you?Y急切: king! Dear king ! I must go now , my brother is looking for me.X冷酷:yegucheng! Come here ! I want to tell you something!Y抱X的腿:old brother ! Forgive me!X:Forgive you? Why ?Y: Once there was a chance before me , I lost it . If the god give me another chance, I’ll tell you “I love you ”, If the remustbea limited period,I hope it is thousand year!X:You shall cheat me ! all you did are wrong ! how can you tell me the lady’s “WC”! Y:I like going lady’s WC .I……I……I think that you like what I like.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)X:milk?I love you.K:Don’t say that “you love me”. I’ll kill you for you saying dirty word to me !X:What? (侧耳装着听不到) You—kill—-me?come, come…(Ｘ上去抓住K)K:Fuck you. I must kill you!X:How can you kill me? haha……Y:Let me have a try! 3-2-1(X捂着肚子，蹲下)M: oh,what happened?（看着X，做惊吓状）are you ok?（跑到西门吹雪身边）Y :do you want to go to wc?X:Yes,I……I……do.Y:haha, the milk was added 三聚氰胺beyond standards.M: you , stupid , bad behavior ! go away !K; why ? why do you help him ! who actually are you ?M: actually,I’m a spy sended by LuXiaofeng,and I fell in love with ximenchuixue. K惊讶: !you —you—You are X’lover?Y: do you know, you are the first person who cheated me ! I hate you .(轻声说)let me tell you,Ｘwill die.M扑倒在Ｘ的身边：Ｘ,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope in the future and tomorrow is a good beginning !K:what a moving story ! I was impressed ! Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume !M: life is a progress ,and it is delight that it needn’t resume !(M忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，Ｋ吓跑.音乐《再见，警察》起)Y痛苦状:I never anticipate you treat me by this ,why?tell me why?(Y死，音乐停)（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）M: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together .X:go home ! ?M:Tomorrow is another day ! even you have the last second to live ,you should be alive ,not only for me , but for our love.X: promise me,you’ll get on well,and you’ll never let go.M I promise . I will never let go（X死）,M: be alive !yeah , be alive ! be alive without ahendance !篇二：搞笑小学英语小品剧本搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。

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英语搞笑话剧剧本篇一：搞笑小学英语小品剧本搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子b，大树。

农夫：I’mafarmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]Acoolfarmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]eh...whenIwasyong,Istudiedinxu~~~~chuanmiddleschool.so,I’mrichnow！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！Thisismymodern mobile——nokiawc250！Thisismywatch!Thisismymp3!Thesearemyshoes ——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAs!Thisis…[不经意地掏出一个苹果]oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’sthis![从怀里掏出痒痒挠]Doyouknowwhat’sthis？痒痒挠？nonono~~Youareout!!It’smymodern——锄头~！！[看下表]Itistimetodosomefarming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作]树：I’matree!Icandomanythings!Icansing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]Icandance![跳四小天鹅]oh?Therecomesarabbit![引导观众看兔子A)。

树站回后台]兔子A：oK,I’marabbit.nowI’mjustwalkingaroundhere.[农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]Iwillcatchit！[偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走][农夫跟在兔子后面。

两个人走啊走。

兔子突然回头。

农夫假装看手表。

两人继续走。

兔子回头。

农夫假装看天气。

两人继续走。

兔子回头。

农夫假装打手机。

两人继续走，兔子回头。

这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。

]兔子A：wahhhh~!（吓一跳）whatdoyouwant?农夫：huh…！Iwillkilluforlunch!兔子A：wah~~~~~~[兔子跑，躲到树后面，农夫追到树前]农夫：where~togo?haha![农夫开了一枪“砰”(配音)。

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二人用版本Scene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll b e a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……Now let me cut it into pieces加旁白1人属于4人用）白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.四人用版本Global warmingA．Class begins, good afternoon everyone.B．C. D ：Good afternoon, teacher.A. First, I will ask you a question: What is the serious problem nowadays ?B. I think it’s the problem of environment pollution.A. It’s related to our correct answer. But it isn’t correct one.B. Is it the problem of population increasing?A. No.C. Oh. I got it. It’s global warming.A. Right! Global warming is one of the serious problems nowadays. Because……B. Teacher. I have a question. It was very cold indeed this winter. I think it’s global cooling!A. You got the wrong concept. Global warming doesn’t only mean that the weather is getting hot, but also mean that the weather is out of control. So it will be sometimes very cold.B. Teacher. What causes “ global warming”?C. I know. Now people drive too many cars and the exhaust gases discharged by the cars and lorries pollute the air and also destroy the nature. It causes global warming.A. You are right. Do you know what will happen with the global warming?B. Yes. The ices in South Pole are going to be melted and at the time, many islands will be gradually flooded with water. Human will have no places to live.C. Surely, we don’t want that will happen.A. What sould we do to stop “Global warming”?B. I think we can protect the environment from ourselves. We can plant treesC. When we are protecting the environment, we are saving ourselves.A. Ok. Students, we can’t only speak but not do later . Let us go planting tre es.D. Oh, teacher! Tomorrow is March the twelfth, it’s tree-planting day!A. Yes! Now all of you know the importance of protecting the environment. B．C．D．Let us do our best to stop “Global warming” and make our earth a lovely homeland!A. That is good . I hope you all will be succeeded in protecting the environment. Now the class is over bye-bye students!B.C.D. good bye. Teacher.（4人版本）Narration: Carrie, Cici and Wing are co-worker of a company. This day they are talking in the office.Ca: Bingo! I finally finish this case. It is really tough! I have not slept well for almost a week.Wing:Me too .I always get so busy in this season. I have drunk three cups of coffee in order to keep awake.Ci: Our boss must be enjoying his holiday in Fiji very much. What do you think he will feel when he comes back to see our case?Ca:Of course he will feel surprised and give each of us a promotion. Wing: Come on, he is a devil, how could he do this to us? Anyway, we should award ourselves for these days hard work!Ca: You are right. Let’s pig out on junk food!Wing: I have stayed in China for a whole year and I miss my hometown. I miss German food!Ca: so do I .how much I love French food!Ci: I have not eaten German or French food before. Do you have any recommendation?Ca: If you visit France or go to a French restaurant, snails, cheese, and goose liver and red wine are the best choices.Wing: You also can’t miss the famous German sausage, ham and blue checse Ci: They all sound yummy. But do you know what Chinese eat when they miss their families?Wing&Ca: NoCi: The answer is dumplings!Ca:Well ,I heard that before though I haven’t tasted .Wing: Can you make dumplings, CiCi? Would you make some for us? I have been longing for dumplings for a long time.Ci: Aha, it is as easy as a pie for me .what about coming to my house tonight? We can make dumplings together. I will teach you how to cook it.Ca: Great! That is fantastic. Then it will be the first time to make and eat dumplingsWing: Very good idea! We could busy some basic ingredient at the suppermarket after work.Ci: Sure.We need flour, yeast, pork, cabbages, vinegar, sauce and ginger. (The three colleagues had their shopping and now they are in CiCi’s house)CiCiours some pour on the table and sai d:”Carrie, can you fetch some water here?”Ca: sure, here you are .what s next?Ci:Ci:we have to mix the flour yeast and water together .be careful ,don’t add too much water.Ca: Okay, I’m kneeing the dough repentedly.it is becoming and softer Wing: Yeah, I am cutting the pork into many small pieces, and then I will add several spoons of oil in it .shall I blend them?CiCi: Yes, make sure they blend well. A bit salt and a spoon of vinegar are needed, too.(an hour later)Ca: Yes, the dumplings are prepared .lets start!CiCi: Wait! I remember well that you all miss the food from your hometown.Look, what are these?Ca: Wow! Cheese! Where did you get it? And my favorite red wine. Wing: God. Those are sausage and ham, I can’t believe it!CiCi: Haha, it is a big surprise, isn’t it? Now ,we are got all three countries’ food ready.Ca: So it is a complete big meal.Wing: An unforgettable banquet in my life. Let’s cheers!Ca, Ci, Wing: Cheers!。

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5人搞笑英语话剧剧本（英语学习）5人搞笑英语话剧剧本Today’s Yang bailao and Huang Shiren ———编剧：方彦龙Character:：杨白劳Y, 喜儿X，王大春（喜儿男朋友）D，王大婶（王大春的母亲）W, 穆仁智（黄的管家）M，黄世仁HPart 1:In 杨白劳’home旁白：(“喜洋洋”背景音乐起)---New Year’s Eve,Xi’er is talking with her boyfriend on the phone, suddenly ,doorbell sounded.（叮咚！叮咚……）喜: Oh! ok! Someone is knock at the door! So I have to hung up!Bye!（开门）杨: 喜儿! 喜儿! What’s this喜: Oh! computer!(高兴地看笔记本)That’s a Laptop!杨: Ha ha! Today I’m able to buy a computer! Next year, I will plan to buy a car!喜: Really Buys a carGreat!杨: Ok, now we will go out ,are you ready喜: Ha ha,I’m ready ok and waiting for you to come back!（门铃再次响起）Oh,I think there must be Aunt Wang and Dacun coming.(开门,)王婶, 大春, 杨, 喜(四人齐声贺道)Happy New Year!hah(喜儿和大春去一边嘻嘻哈哈，窃窃私语不知所言)王婶:（走到杨白劳跟前）Mr Yang,I heard Dachun said, going to jump the disco dancing after dinner.Right杨:Right,What do you think王婶:I’m gald to,oh,are you prepared to go out杨: Sure!.王婶: Ok,go(问杨白劳)杨: Let’s go,(朝喜儿他俩那边喊)Xi’er,Dachun,go!(四人出门下)Part 2: In Huang Shiren’home黄: (黄世仁上台，气势汹汹地说)Hello,everyone!Do you know Huang ShirenTt’s me! Ha ha……But today is not yestady!You see Mu Renzhi coming!穆:（穆仁智走上来）Mr Huang , give me a litte,ok黄: Not! I wouldn’t give you,because I haven’t money!(不耐烦的样子)穆: New Year coming,My wages, a year--（哀求着）黄: Really does not have!穆:（拉着黄的手说）You are so kind in my eyes,can you give me litte money,ok黄: No way,what’s moreYang Bailao has not return the money to me, what can I do for you(无奈的样子)穆: You might ask for him!黄:Asking himI think he couldn’t give me!穆:Why He has contracted the farm, and made many money!黄:I know! But,he——穆:(打断黄的话)Tries!Ok黄: (想了想)Ok! You go together with me!穆: Let’s go! (两人出门下)Part 3: In enlightens the hall旁白: Yang Bailao, Xi’er, Dachun and Aunt Wang finished eating dinner and tojump the disco dancing.(迪斯科音乐起，四人在舞台上狂欢着)（一会儿，杨的电话响了,他走到前台接电话）杨:This is Yang Bailao, please speaking! ... oh... oh!--王婶:（王大婶看见，向杨走过来）Who’s that杨:Huang Shiren, he said he coming here immediately.喜：(停止跳舞，朝这边问)Huang Shiren Is all right（杨白老点头示对）大春: Nothing! We would take them away if they appeared!杨, 喜, D, W: Ha ha (四人继续跳舞)（黄世仁和穆仁智一前一后的东张西望地从下面走上台前）黄: Oh! Everyone，Happy New Year!（大家看了看，没人理睬）杨:（杨朝黄走了过去）The same to you!(音乐停，其他人也走了过来)黄: (和杨握手)Recently alright杨: Fina, but if you ask the money that’s wrong!（自己先坐下，示意让黄世仁坐，这时大春用脚把凳子往后一勾了下，黄坐到地上了，尴尬的看看大家）大春:Oh, I resemble see to have the dirty thing, but not,sits down!黄: (朝杨白老问)Who is this（穆仁智扶黄起来）杨:He is Wang Dachun,Xi’er’s boyfriend.黄:(打量大春说)Are you Xi’er’s boyfriend大春:Yes! (喊道)Is not my that is you黄:No,no!you!(胆怯的坐下)杨:What’s the mater黄:I’m sorry, but, today is the last of the year!en—Debt is--- 杨:(打断黄的话) Does not have!黄: I know you are good man, give a litte,ok(乞求的样子) 杨: No matter what you said to,nothing!黄（抱住杨白老的腿哀求到）Mr Yang ,a litte,just a litte…… 杨: No money,only a life have!黄: just a litte……杨:(很无情地说) No money,only a life have!黄: （无助地向四处环顾）En----大春: (不耐烦地说)You have not heard Does not have!黄:（朝喜儿望去）Miss, you help us!help us !ok(哀求着)王婶:（和喜儿站一块的王大婶说）What you want to do大春:Boils!Go out!（语气非常强烈）( 杨白劳推开黄,喜儿，王大春，王大婶赶黄世仁和穆仁智走)穆:（拉着杨白老的手求到）Do not expel me go, I want to leave,from now, I do for you ,I cound drive---杨: (排了排穆仁智)Ha ha, nice!ok! (穆仁智和所有的人都赶黄世仁出门)黄:（冲穆仁智喊道)Mu Renzhi! Mu Renzhi!Do you know you is my housekeep穆:No!Go out!(全部下)5人搞笑英语话剧剧本。

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The bankScene: The manager’s office in a bankCharacters: Miss D. Posit, the bank managerMonica, Miss Posit’s secretaryMr. Moore, a customerA bank robberMiss Posit is sitting at her desk. The robber comes in suddenlyRobber: Nobody move!Posit: Of course, I am professional. When I am working, I never move around.Robber: Read this.Posit: “Three tomatoes, four eggs and two cans of Coca-Cola.” Y ou can get out, turn right, there is a Wal-mart. Y ou will get what you want there.Robber: Oh, thanks.(The robber turns back and goes out.)Monica brings Mr. Moore in.Monica: Mr. Moore.Miss Posit: Good morning, Mr. Moore.Mr. Moore: Good morning.Miss Posit: Thank you, Monica.Monica leaves the office.Miss Posit: Do sit down, Mr. Moore.Mr. Moore: Thank you.He sits down.Miss Posit: Now, Mr. Moore, the situation is like this. Y ou account is overdrawn.￥10,000 overdrawn.Mr. Moore: Oh, good.He takes out his credit cards and shows them to the manager.Miss Posit: Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore, if you use your credit cards, you’ll be overdrawn more, Mr. Moore.The robber comes back again with a bag of grocery at hand.Robber: Nobody move!Miss Posit: Can I help you?Robber: That’s better. Y ou-Mr. Moore: Me?Robber: Y es. Read this.He gives Mr. Moore a note.Mr. Moore: Oh. OK. Er… (Reading) “Three tomatoes, four eggs…”Robber: No, no, no. The other side this time.Mr. Moore: Oh, sorry. Er…(Reading) “Give me all your…honey, or I’ll kiss you.”Robber: Not kiss-kill!Mr. Moore: Oh. Er…Miss Posit. I think this is for you.He gives the note to Miss Posit.Miss Posit: (Reading) “Give me all your money, or I’ll kill you.” I see. Would you sit down for a moment?Robber: Sit down?Miss Posit: Yes. I am very busy at the moment. Please sit over there.Robber: But-Miss Posit: I’ll be with you in a moment.The robber sits down.Miss Posit: Now, Mr. Moore. Y ou spend twice as much as you earn.Mr. Moore: But I earn ￥5000 a month.Robber: Excuse me!Miss Posit: Yes!Robber: I make ￥50,000 a month.Miss Posit: Really? Would you like to sit here?Robber: Thank you.Miss Posit: Mr. Moore, would you sit over there for a moment.The robber and Mr. Moore change places.Miss Posit: Tell me… where do you keep this money?Robber: Here, in this bag.He puts a large bag full of money on the desk.Miss Posit: Oh, oh, yes. V ery nice. Um…would you like to open an account, Mr…?Robber: Robber.Miss Posit: Well, just excuse me one moment, Mr. Robber. I’ll ask Monica to get the necessary papers.Robber: Certainly.Miss Posit leaves the office.Mr. Moore: Excuse me…Robber: Y es?Mr. Moore: Y ou make ￥50,000 a month.Robber: Y es.Mr. Moore: How do you do it?Robber: I rob banks.Mr. Moore: Oh, I see. Y ou rob banks and steal the money.Robber: Y es.Mr. Moore: How do you do it?Robber: It’s easy. First, you need a mask.Mr. Moore: Oh, nice, I have got one.Robber: Well, then you take a gun-Mr. Moore: I haven’t got a gun.Robber: Oh…well, borrow mine.Mr. Moore: Thank you very much.Robber: Y ou take a gun and you take a note.Mr. Moore: Oh, yes, the note. That’s very good. I like that. (Reading) “Three tomatoes, four eggs-”Robber: The other side!Mr. Moore: Oh yes. (Reading) “Give me all you honey, or I’ll kiss you!”Robber: “Money” and “kill”!Mr. Moore: Oh, yes.Robber: Y ou wear a mask, take the note, go into the bank, and put the note on the bank manager’s desk.Mr. Moore: Is that all?Robber: Y es.Mr. Moore: I see.Monica comes back with papers.Monica: Ah, yes. Now, Mr. Robber-Mr. Moore: Give me all your honey…money, or I’ll kiss…kill you.Monica: (Scared) Money, Mr. Moore? Certainly. Take this bag.She gives Mr. Moore the robber’s bag.Mr. Moore: Oh, thank you. That was easy.Robber: Y es, but-Monica: Mr. Moore, your account is still ￥10,000 overdrawn.Mr. Moore: Oh, yes. Well…um…Here you are.He gives here ￥10,000 from the robber’s bag.Mr. Moore: ￥1000, ￥2000, ￥3000, ￥4000-Robber: But…but…Monica: Thank you. Mr. Moore.Mr. Moore: Goodbye.Mr. Moore leaves.Miss Posit: Now, Mr. Robber, here is your account…Robber: But…But…But…Monica: Mr. Robber, Mr. VIP, Here is my telephone number, My name is Monica…Robber: Just a minute! I think something’s gone wrong. Hey, you! Come back! Bring back my money-and my gun! Come back!He runs after Mr. Moore.Monica: Hey, don’t forget to call me.。

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第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow .Birds are dancing in the cold .A man is walking along the street ,step by step .Wind is coming in silence.Another mysterious man approaches .Y与X相遇．X：oH ,I am sorry to knock you !Y:, Never mind baby.X:Excuse me，who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name?Y:,I won’t change my name! no matter what happens. I’m the most famous——-YeGucheng.Who are you?X:Iamximenchuixue.Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?the best MartialArts?X:Great, you know me !Today is your dead date!Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go!X:No, I must kill you !Y:I don’t want to be killed. There are a eighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son tobe looked after by me!X:No way! Because we are fighting now ! you know ?Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don’t force me!X:Pardon!(Y拿出一袋牛奶)X抢过牛奶:milk, very good ! I like drinking it. How do you know that?Y:please drink it!X喝完牛奶:Thanks,Y:Do you still want to kill me ?X:Sure, must! Milk is milk.Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good ! very good ! I hope you will not forget what you said!?X:I’m sure I won’t!Y:I must give you a lesson ! If I don’t beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly !3-2-1!X捂着肚子，蹲下（做痛苦状）：Oach,Oach !Y大笑：HaHa……the milk is exceed the time limit（一人路过，x起身跑过去）X可怜状: excuse me! Help , help , Where is the washroom?please ,tell me .Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see a corssing road!X:Thanks,byebye.Y:byebye (以胜利者的语气，转头,看见花满楼)Y:Who are you?H:Hua—man—-lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” .H惊讶:Now you are the best in the world !Y:You are right !H:Teriffic ! you are the one my king looking for ! do you want join in us? If you follow myking,he will give what you want.Y:Yes,It’s very good.H:Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!第二幕：无间道H:My dearest ! let me introduce yegucheng to you! （指Y）this is yegucheng.K:sit down plese, yegucheng.Y:excuse me,I have a question.will you give me what I want just if I follow you?King:yes,I will.Y:That’s good. Can you give me a MM ?K:of couse.You are the one who has the similar taste with me! Hahaha……Y:of course.美女出场M:hello，帅锅..K: this is shangguanxueer.ok,now let’s have a ritual.H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache , poor ,rich?Y: Yes,I do.K: Huamanlou, come . put the ring on his finger!（音乐停）X唱着上:(看到戒指) this ring should be mine!K:But who are you ? why should it belong to you?Y急切: king! Dear king ! I must go now , my brother is looking for me.X冷酷:yegucheng! Come here ! I want to tell you something!Y抱X的腿:old brother ! Forgive me!X:Forgive you? Why ?Y: Once there was a chance before me , I lost it . If the god give me another chance, I’ll tell you “ I love you ” , If the remustbea limited period,I hope it is thousand year!X:You shall cheat me ! all you did are wrong ! how can you tell me the lady’s“WC”!Y:I like going lady’s WC .I……I……I think that you like what I like.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)X:milk?I love you.K:Don’t say that “you love me”. I’ll kill you for you saying dirty word to me !X:What? (侧耳装着听不到) You—kill—-me?come, come…(Ｘ上去抓住K)K:Fuck you. I must kill you!X:How can you kill me? haha……Y:Let me have a try! 3-2-1(X捂着肚子，蹲下)M: oh,what happened?（看着X，做惊吓状）are you ok?（跑到西门吹雪身边）Y :do you want to go to wc?X:Yes,I……I…… do.Y:haha, the milk was added 三聚氰胺beyond standards. M: you , stupid , bad behavior ! go away !K; why ? why do you help him ! who actually are you ?M: actually,I’m a spy sended by LuXiaofeng,and I fell in love with ximenchuixue.K惊讶: !you—you—You are X’lover?Y: do you know, you are the first person who cheated me ! I hate you .(轻声说)let me tellyou,Ｘwill die.M扑倒在Ｘ的身边：Ｘ,do’t die ,you shou ld be alive ,there are much hope in the future and tomorrow is a good beginning !K:what a moving story ! I was impressed !Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume !M: life is a progress ,and it is delight that it needn’t resume !(M忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，Ｋ吓跑.音乐《再见，警察》起)Y痛苦状:I never anticipate you treat me by this ,why?tell me why?(Y死，音乐停)（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）M: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together .X:go home ! ?M:Tomorrow is another day ! even you have the last second to live ,you should be alive ,not only for me , but for our love.X: promise me,you’ll get on well,and you’ll never let go.M I promise . I will never let go（X死）,M: be alive !yeah , be alive ! be alive without ahendance !。

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• 甲警卫,警卫,帮我,把这个疯女人拖出去。哦, 我快死了,希望下一个会给我一个惊喜
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• 丁:To be,or not to be,it's a question! I'm glad to see you,my dear princess. 丁:或者不做,这是一个问题!我很高兴看到你,我亲爱的王子。甲:Oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name? 甲:哦,这是一个非常大的惊喜,所以你叫什么名字? 丁:My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan?,eh..,it's ok,then how about Robin Meade? And Melissa Theuriau? You know nothing, how can you sit in here. 丁:我的名字?哦,等一下。你知道崔西里根?嗯. .,没关系,那么罗宾米德?,和梅丽莎Theuriau ?你什么都不知道,你怎么坐在这里。
• 丁:好吧,听着,一首诗,我已经找到了我最好的爱,我却没有珍惜。当我失去她时,我很遗憾。它是世界上最痛苦。如果上帝能给我一次机会,我会对她说的话“我爱你”!
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• 甲:oh, I can't stand, show you the door, • 甲：哦,我受不了,你走吧, • 丁:If there is a time limit, I hope, it is 10 thousand years. • 丁:如果有一个期限,我希望它是 1万年。 • 甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is

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英语幽默短剧剧本篇一：两个英语幽默短剧剧本thepocketmoney零用钱scene1（atsalesman’shome）哎呀！现在是时候做糖果了。

（看表）first,puttheflouronthetable.然后，水，糖，面粉。

（说和做）nowpress,press……哦，我的脏手！没有关系！就这样！（漫不经心的表情）press,press……天哪！没有关系！就这样！press,press,thechildrenwillnotknowit,it’sok,hehehe……nowletmecutitintopieces!另一个白雪公主与七个小矮人snowwhiteandthesevendwarfs英文短剧本旁白：很久以前，有一位雪白王后，名叫谢哈达普雷蒂·多赫特纳米德。

孩子出生后不久，王后就走了。

女王嫁给了另一位女王。

这位继母非常嫉妒。

她整日整夜穿着雪白的衣服，强迫自己做家务，比如拖地、打扫地板、搬运水等等。

皇后：mirror,mirror,onthewall.whoisthefairestoftheall?魔镜：是的，陛下！我想你是天上掉下来的。

但这是一位年轻女士。

sheisaswhiteassnow，asredasroseandasblackasebony。

Sheismuchmore Beautifulthanyou。

皇后：sheismuchmorebeautifulthanme?whoisshe?tellmequickly.第二部分：搞笑英语戏剧剧本搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》有趣的七人剧本《西门吹雪》和《叶谷城》演员表：西门吹雪、叶孤城、花满楼、king、路人、上官雪儿旁白道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。

第一幕：攻打紫荆城之巅旁白：aquietvillageiscoveredwithwhitesnow.鸟儿在公园里跳舞。

amaniswalkingalongthestreet,stepbystep.另一种热系统管理方法。

搞笑英文话剧剧本(三打白骨精)

搞笑英文话剧剧本Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒T: Emitofo,do you know where we are nowS: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! MapE: (递)…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some foodE: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away….. T: Em…….It is a ,do you have any ideaS: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）E: This is…..S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’sbooks. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric netYou are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join youT: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough. B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teachme !(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)Ah……T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughterT: Daughter...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T 身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how manyT:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it!!(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killedthree lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: MonsterYou are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!! S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T: （惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: WukongE: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happenedS: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find outS: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminalS; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right toremain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: WhatT: I'm sorry.S: Em Louder,pleaseT: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）T: Let's go guys!( 歌) S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the yeargo on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet.....英语话剧剧本The BusA Story about Love and Stinky Feet5-6人英语剧本，公交车上的故事，适合大学生活，关于爱和臭脚的故事。

英语搞笑话剧剧本

英语搞笑话剧剧本英语搞笑话剧剧本英语搞笑话剧剧本（一）从前，一个巫婆有一双臭脚，人们都很讨厌。

所以，她想找一个人换掉她的双脚。

有一天她来到"香国" .她发现，人人都有双香脚。

一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚。

有一位公主，她总是失眠。

虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法，她还不能睡觉。

国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿。

最后，他们就发现了一个方法：每当公主无法入睡，她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚，然后她将睡得很好。

最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。

人物Ada: Little girlCandy: QueenEvander: KingEvelynJoel: PrinceRita: Singer /WomanYilina: WitchSummaryOnce upon a time…A witch had a pair of stink y feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.And one day she flied to "Fragrance Country". She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant feet.There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in "Beauty Country". Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep.The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter.And then, they discovered a perfect method for the princess to fall asleep: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, she only had to smell the prince’s stinky feet, and then she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.SCENE I（One afternoon, a girl, Ada, is reading a book）Ada: Oh~ what an interesting story! Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They smelt worse than stinky tofu. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.Ada: And one day she flied to "Fragrance country". She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree.Witch: （screaming and laughing and dancing）I’m the most perfect witch who has both beauty and intelligence. More and more people fall for my…my … feet! Oh no, my feet! I’m such a charming witch, but why do my feet stink so much? Everyone faints when they smell my feet. The smell of my feet can kill mice. Oh, I don’t want to live. I want to fly away!（Flying to the Fragrance country）Witch: （Crying） I hate my feet! I hate my feet! （in a low voice） Ha-ha, what’s the smell? It smells so sw eet. （Searching）Oh. What a handsome boy. （Come closer and take a deep breath）Oh, oh, oh, why do his feet have such a sweet smell? It’s just notfair! （Angrily）Not fair! Look, he’s sleeping and snoring. Let me exchange my feet with his! （Doing magic and laughing loudly）Oh, my feet. You smell so sweet! Now I’m really the most charming witch. （Fly away）Prince: （Asleep and dreaming） Oh! What a beautiful girl you are! You are my only one – my dear princess.Prince: （Wake up!）Oh~ what’s wrong? What a bad sm ell!! The room smells of stinky tofu. Is it my table? My hand? My chair? My head? Or my window? Oh no! It’s my feet. I have a pair of stinky feet. How did it happen? （Hold on to his head.）（Run away）I can’t believe it!-SCENE II（The prince is walking and sees some crows on the way.）Prince: Oh~ there are many crows.Crow A: Please go away…Crow B: Quickly! It’s full of bad smell here.Crows: We are going to die, because your feet are too disgusting.Prince: Oh! I am so sorry…My feet cause you much trouble…Sorry~!（Prince continues to walk. He sees some flowers.）Prince: Hum~ I like the perfume of flowers.Flower A: Oh! I can’t live without fresh air.Flower B: Keep your feet far away from us, please.Flowers: Your feet are too disgusting.Prince: Why does everyone dislike me? I am so sad and I am sorry for making you feel bad.（Prince continues to walk.）Prince: What can I do? I want my sweet-smelling feet back.（Many strangers are buying from vendors on the road.）Stranger A: Did you step in something? Check your shoes.Stranger B: Oh! Don’t talk nonsense.Stranger C: I know where that bad smell comes from. It’s him.Strangers: Just get lost! Dirty man!Prince: Oh I’m sorry. I’m not a dirty man. My feet are really disgusting.（Prince continues to walk.）-SCENE IIIAda: There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in "Beauty country."Although king and queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep.Ada: The king and the queen are very worried about their daughter. Then, they finally found a perfect solution after several trials and failures…（In the palace.）Queen: I am the queen!King: Of course I am the king!Queen: You never care about your daughterKing: So…what happened to our baby?Queen: My dear daughter can’t sleep!King: So…what can we do?（Queen brings many kinds of pills to her daughter.）King: Oh~my dear, just take them all.Princess: Take them all? Are you sure?King: Yes!Princess: （Take medicine）I still can’t sleep me still can’tsleep!（Try another method.）King: Hey my dear! Dad teaches you a good way to fall sleep: Counting Sheep.Princess: 1 sheep 2 sheep 3 sheep ……（Try a third method.）Queen: I know a girl with a beautiful voice. Maybe she can make our daughter sleep.King: Yes yes! （Open the door） Is she the one? （See Ada）Queen: Oh~no!King: Is she the one?Queen: Of course! Please start singing!Rita: I am a magic singer. （Clean the throat.） Can I start to sing?Rita: Baby sleep. Baby sleep. Baby hurry to sleep. Everybody sing with me…Princess: Shut up! Get out of here!!King: I think these methods are not good ideas. We’ll think of better ideas.Queen: Hum…I have an idea…maybe we can……King: You can say that again.Queen: Let’s get ready.（King and queen are preparing …）Princess: Daddy! Mommy! It’s time to sleep! Don’t forget to take medicine.（King and queen are disguised as ghosts in order to scare the princess to sleep.）King: Oh, no! It didn’t work. Maybe we should get help from people.Queen: OK! （Point to Ada） You just do it. Go out on thestreets and find some help.-SCENE IV（Prince walks in the Beauty Country and looks at a crowd of people. Some people try to make the princess sleep.）Prince: （To himself.）A woman among the crowd: I’ve tried several ways and still they didn’t work! I think I can make the princess sleep! Can I try?King & Queen: Yes! It’s our pleasure. Please try.Prince: Thank you! （Take his shoes off and put his feet in front of the princess’s face.） Sorry! My dear princess!Princess: Oh! Your feet smell so awful. I can’t breathe and I want to sleep.King & Queen: Oh no! My dear~ What happened to you? Don’t scare us!（King touches her nose to check if the princess breathes.）King: She’s still breathing. She just fell asleep.（Queen hugs the Princess.）Queen: Thank you! Oh, thank God! My dear baby finally fell asleep.King: （To the prince.） Oh! Thank you! We are very lucky to meet you.Prince: I can’t believe it! My disgusting feet have magic power!!Queen: Oh! Don’t say that! They are not disgusting at all. Congratulations! You are going to marry my dear daughter.King: Yes! This is a happy ending.Ada: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, all she had to do was to smell the prince’s stinky feet. And then, she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess livedhappily together.英语搞笑话剧剧本（二）旁白：话说梁山伯和祝英台59年前一同来到刚刚成立的吉林农业大学学习英语。

2018年搞笑英语话剧剧本-word范文模板 (12页)

本文部分内容来自网络整理，本司不为其真实性负责，如有异议或侵权请及时联系，本司将立即删除！== 本文为word格式，下载后可方便编辑和修改！ ==搞笑英语话剧剧本篇一：英语搞笑话剧剧本甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie<Avatar>? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new mo(来自:WWw. )vie called <Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance?甲:(作目瞪口呆状),乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too manyachievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,it'sjust a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.near, far, wherever you arei believe that the heart does go ononce more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状)and you're here in my heart,and my heart will go on and on.甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.G:You ,a crazy woman, get out with me!丙：Take off your dirty hands! Do you know who am I? G:I don’t care who you are, get out!(做拉扯状)丙：Stop!I am Celine Dion!(做高傲状)G:(仰天长笑)You are Celine Dion? I am Jay Chou!（拖出门）甲：Oh, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise 丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's aquestion!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to see you,my dear princess.甲(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?丁:My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Li Ruiying?(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about XingZhibin?(摇头),and Dong Qing?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.....丁:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet--- OprahWinfrey!甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain i n the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door,丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress.Oh, I'm dying,you three, come here,三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right? 丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?三人同声:we are past,right?甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话)A: Director ,I am so sorry to tell you that there are only three people come to today’s audition.甲：What? Nobody comes here except they three?A: Yes, because others all think that today you chose the dragon which Avatar drives .甲：oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass! 三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!乙(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward to your progress.Do you have confidence?三人齐答:yes,we do!甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!篇二：6人英语话剧剧本《逃课》Skipping Class6人剧本。

2019年英语搞笑话剧剧本-范文word版 (13页)

本文部分内容来自网络整理，本司不为其真实性负责，如有异议或侵权请及时联系，本司将立即删除！== 本文为word格式，下载后可方便编辑和修改！ ==英语搞笑话剧剧本篇一：搞笑英语话剧剧本.1doc搞笑英语话剧剧本《荆珂刺秦王》旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）：Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous sword搞笑英语话剧剧本《荆珂刺秦王》旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman剑客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty(来自:WwW. ) man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirrortold him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。

英语搞笑短剧剧本(6角色)

三一文库（）〔英语搞笑短剧剧本(6角色)〕*篇一：6人英语小品短话剧剧本6人英语小品短话剧剧本A(衣衫褴褛）B（衣着光鲜）C小花D小草E椅子F新闻记者B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。

B：（厌恶）让开，让开。

（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了）A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B）B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了）C：他真愚蠢啊D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）A：可??先生??您听我说??（仍拉着B衣服的后摆）B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~D：是啊是啊与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。

E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。

A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。

这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。

于是F就报道了这一事件。

F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。

B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。

F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲??F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。

是吗，椅子？E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命点头）C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。

D：谁让这是一个童话呢??为了配合马可的英文翻译，所以台词能简单就简单啦。

下面是马可的英文翻译。

A:sir,sir,pleasegivemeapieceofbread.thankyou,sir.Im hungrytodie.B:getaway,getaway,dirtyman.A:sir,sir!!B:runaway,pleaserunaway.Ihavenofood,andIdonthavemon ey,either.C:hey,xiaoD,heissofoolish,isnthe?D:yes,yes.A:but....sir....pleaselistentome.....B:wa,whyareyousodisgusting!!C:hey,chair,doyoufeelthemansatonyouamomentagoisvery stupid.E:ai,prettyflower,doyouknow,menarealwaysverysilly.D:yes,yes!!E:sir!youlostyourwallet!cantyoubemoreclever?F:goodmorning,everybody.ImajonistF.TodayIsawaverywe irdthing--achairopenhermouth,andtwomenarefrightened tofaint.now,Iwillintenviewthetwonozzyman.B:wo,mygod,wo,my,mum.F:Imsorrytotellyouthismanhasbeenmad.weneednttakenot iceofhim.letmeinterviewtheotherman,hello,man,canyou tellmenwhydidntyoutellhimhelosthiswallet?A:Imsorry,Idontknowhowtospeak"钱包"inenglish......F:dearaudience,throughthisthingwecanlearnthathowimp rotantitistomasteryaforeignlanguage,andhowlagrethem oneyaffectus.isthatallright,chair?E:yes,yes.（本文来自天空剧本网）C:ai,menissosilly.D:dontbelieveus,itisjustafairlytale.*篇二：很好的6人英语短剧剧本很好的6人英语短剧剧本。

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