生活大爆炸第一季字幕中
生活大爆炸第一季(THE-BIG-BANG-THEROY-S01E15)字幕中英文对照打印版
-Sheldon: They call me a genius because I'm a genius.
他们叫我天才是因为我就是个天才。
Tell Mom that I currently weigh 165 pounds and that I'm having regular bowel movements.
-Missy: That should do it.
这样应该行了。
-Sheldon: Thank you for coming by.
谢谢你特意跑一趟。
-Sheldon: Hello.
你们好。
-Leonard: Oh, hey, buddy...
嘿，兄弟...
-Sheldon: Buddy...?
兄弟...?
总之，我们8岁的时候，Sheldon把我的简易烤箱改装成了高能熔炉。
-Leonard: Just classic.
真经典。
-Sheldon: I need a place to fire ceramic semiconductor substrates for homemade integrated circuits.
哇，哇，哇，噢，如果婚礼在明天为何今晚不和我们住一起呢?
-Missy: Oh, I don't think so.
我不这样想。
Shelly doesn't like company. Even as a little boy, he'd send his imaginary friends home at the end of the day.
otherhandsomephysicistssupercollideractuallyworksit?llcreateblackholeswallowupearthendinglifeweknow另一方面一些物理学家认为如果这种超加速器起作用了会产生一个黑洞然后如我们所知的吞噬地球结束一切生命
生活大爆炸字幕 TBBT the big bang theory S01E13
100:00:00,940 --> 00:00:03,380ew,more details about the new star trek film.200:00:03,730 --> 00:00:07,230there's going to be a scene depicting spock's birth.300:00:07,720 --> 00:00:10,610i'd be more interested in the scene depicting spock's conception.400:00:12,060 --> 00:00:16,430oh please,for vulcans,mating,or if you will pon farr500:00:17,760 --> 00:00:19,310the extremely private matter.600:00:19,410 --> 00:00:21,290still i'd like to know the details.700:00:21,410 --> 00:00:24,440his mother was human his father was vulcan, that couldn’t just conceive.800:00:24,540 --> 00:00:25,730maybe they had to go to a clinic.900:00:26,070 --> 00:00:30,800imagine spock's dad in a little room with a little copy of pointy ears and shapely rears.1000:00:32,540 --> 00:00:35,290How come in Star Trek everyone's private parts are the same1100:00:35,920 --> 00:00:39,890no alien lady have told captain kirk, hey get your thing out of my nose.1200:00:42,830 --> 00:00:44,940hi can you help me iwas writing an email1300:00:44,940 --> 00:00:46,300and the a key got stuck1400:00:46,300 --> 00:00:48,310now it's just going aaaaaaaa1500:00:49,530 --> 00:00:50,730what did you spill on it?1600:00:51,000 --> 00:00:51,700nothing1700:00:52,640 --> 00:00:53,530diet coke1800:00:55,340 --> 00:00:56,570and yoghurt1900:00:57,330 --> 00:00:58,680a little nail polish2000:00:58,780 --> 00:01:00,120i'll take a look at it2100:01:00,700 --> 00:01:03,340gentlemen, switching to local nerd news2200:01:03,860 --> 00:01:08,230fishman chan...2300:01:08,420 --> 00:01:09,660youre kidding, why not?2400:01:09,790 --> 00:01:14,490they formed a barber shop quatet and got a gig playing knott’s berry farm(诺氏果园，南加州一主题公园)2500:01:15,640 --> 00:01:17,520wow, so in your world2600:01:18,050 --> 00:01:20,110youre like the cool guys2700:01:20,910 --> 00:01:22,330Recognize（答对了）2800:01:24,210 --> 00:01:25,630this is our year2900:01:25,600 --> 00:01:29,380entire Physics bowl will 'kneel before Zod'",3000:01:29,480 --> 00:01:29,810zod?3100:01:30,380 --> 00:01:32,900- Kryptonian villain, long story - good story3200:01:37,040 --> 00:01:39,310- count me out - what? why?3300:01:39,590 --> 00:01:42,580you wanna use my intelligence in atawdrycompetitio 3400:01:43,310 --> 00:01:45,290will you ask picasso to paint picturnary3500:01:48,830 --> 00:01:48,830will you ask noah webster to play boggle?3600:01:50,180 --> 00:01:52,680will you ask jacques cousteauto play gold fish?3700:01:54,400 --> 00:01:57,280c'mon, you need a 4 person team, we're four people.3800:01:57,380 --> 00:02:02,760by that reasoning, we should also play bridge, hold up a chuppah and enter the olympic bobsled competition.3900:02:03,730 --> 00:02:05,800tickets to that plz.4000:02:06,710 --> 00:02:10,450sheldon, what? do i need to quote spock's dying words to you?4100:02:10,550 --> 00:02:11,480no, dont.4200:02:12,760 --> 00:02:14,050- the needs of the many4300:02:14,050 --> 00:02:16,440outweigh the need of the few4400:02:16,590 --> 00:02:17,410or the one4500:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,580damn it, i'll do it.4600:02:21,830 --> 00:02:26,020<font color="#ffff00">-=/bbs=-proudly presents</font>4700:02:29,230 --> 00:02:35,330<font color="#ffff00">-=/bbs=-sync:咔肉肉</font>4800:02:39,060 --> 00:02:42,810<font color=#ffff00>the big bang theory season 1 episode 13</font>4900:02:46,470 --> 00:02:49,040ok, first physics bowl business5000:02:49,850 --> 00:02:51,960we need to truly kick-ass team name5100:02:52,620 --> 00:02:53,230suggestions?5200:02:53,490 --> 00:02:56,280how about the perpetual motion squad?5300:02:57,230 --> 00:03:01,130it's beyond the laws of physics, plus a little heads-up for the ladies.5400:03:02,050 --> 00:03:06,790- the ladies? - perpetual motion suqad, we can go all night.5500:03:06,790 --> 00:03:08,360- i like it - i dont5600:03:09,140 --> 00:03:13,540teams are traditionally named after fierce creatures, thus intimidaing one's opponent.5700:03:13,770 --> 00:03:15,650then we could be the bengal tigers ?5800:03:15,750 --> 00:03:16,540poor choice5900:03:16,540 --> 00:03:21,260graham for graham, no animal exceeds the relative fighting strengths of the army ant 6000:03:22,540 --> 00:03:26,880maybe so. But you can't incinerate a Bengal tiger with a magnifying glass6100:03:30,450 --> 00:03:32,390Let's put it to a vote.All those in favor...6200:03:32,400 --> 00:03:33,300 point of order.6300:03:33,310 --> 00:03:36,130I move that any vote onteam names must be unanimous. 6400:03:36,140 --> 00:03:38,910No man shoulbe forced to emblazon his chest with a bengal tiger6500:03:38,920 --> 00:03:42,490 when common sense dictatesit should be an army ant.6600:03:42,500 --> 00:03:46,560Will the gentleman from the great state of denial yield for a question?6700:03:46,570 --> 00:03:47,700I will yield.6800:03:47,710 --> 00:03:50,820 After we go through the exerciseof an annoying series of votes,6900:03:50,840 --> 00:03:52,460all of which the gentleman will lose, 7000:03:52,470 --> 00:03:54,910 does he then intend to threatento quit if he does not get his way?7100:03:54,910 --> 00:03:55,490He does.7200:03:55,500 --> 00:03:58,710I move we are the armyants. All those in favor?00:04:00,260 --> 00:04:03,920Good afternoon, and welcome totoday's physics bowl practice round.7400:04:03,930 --> 00:04:09,200I'm penny, and I'll be your host because apparently I didn't have anything else to do on a satday afternoon, 7500:04:09,230 --> 00:04:12,550and isn't that just a little sad?7600:04:13,340 --> 00:04:14,410Gentlemen, are you ready?7700:04:14,420 --> 00:04:15,180- Yes- Of course7800:04:15,190 --> 00:04:16,420*******7900:04:16,430 --> 00:04:21,080You*******8000:04:21,090 --> 00:04:23,740He'll be okay once the womenare mixed into the crowd.8100:04:23,750 --> 00:04:27,210He only has a problem whenthey're one-on-one and smell nice.8200:04:27,220 --> 00:04:30,170Ah, thanks, raj. It's vanilla oil.8300:04:30,180 --> 00:04:33,610I was actually the one whonoticed. Okay, let's just start.00:04:33,620 --> 00:04:36,710 Okay, the first questionis on the topic of optics.8500:04:36,720 --> 00:04:39,800 "What is the shortestlight pulse ever produced?"8600:04:39,820 --> 00:04:40,550 dr. Cooper.8700:04:40,560 --> 00:04:43,340 And ofourse the answeris 130 attoseconds.8800:04:43,350 --> 00:04:45,860 - That is correct.- I knew that, too.8900:04:46,310 --> 00:04:47,770 Good for you, sweetie.9000:04:47,780 --> 00:04:50,940 Okay, next question: "What is the quantum mechanical effect 9100:04:50,970 --> 00:04:54,230 "used to encode dataon hard-disk drives?"9200:04:54,240 --> 00:04:54,830 howard?9300:04:54,840 --> 00:04:57,520 And of course the answeris giant magnetoresistance.9400:04:57,530 --> 00:04:58,210 Right.9500:04:58,230 --> 00:04:59,850Hey, I buzzed in.9600:04:59,880 --> 00:05:03,030And I answered. It's called teamwork.9700:05:04,170 --> 00:05:06,730Don't you think I should answerthe engineering questions?9800:05:06,750 --> 00:05:08,160I am an engineer.9900:05:08,190 --> 00:05:12,780By that logic I should answer all the anthropology questions because I'm a mammal. 10000:05:15,090 --> 00:05:17,990- Just ask another one.- Okay.10100:05:18,000 --> 00:05:23,230"What artificial satellite has seen glimpsesof einstein's predicted frame dragging?"10200:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,950and of course, it's gravity probe B.10300:05:25,970 --> 00:05:28,830Sheldon, you have tolet somebody else answer.10400:05:28,850 --> 00:05:29,860Why?10500:05:29,870 --> 00:05:31,590Because it's polite.10600:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,810What do manners have to do with?10700:05:33,820 --> 00:05:35,840Itthis is war.10800:05:35,850 --> 00:05:40,710Were the romans polite when they salted the ground of carthage to make sure nothing would ever grow again? 10900:05:41,460 --> 00:05:44,590Leonard, you said I onlyhad to ask questions.11000:05:46,280 --> 00:05:48,790The objective of the competitionis to give correct answers.11100:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,950If I know them, whyshouldn't I give them?11200:05:50,960 --> 00:05:53,680Some of us might havethe correct answers, too.11300:05:53,690 --> 00:05:55,730Oh, please. You don't even have a phd.11400:05:55,740 --> 00:05:56,690All right, that's it!11500:05:56,700 --> 00:05:58,950- Howard, sit down.- Okay.11600:06:00,370 --> 00:06:01,840Maybe we should take a little break.11700:06:01,850 --> 00:06:03,660 Good idea. I need my wrist brace. 11800:06:03,670 --> 00:06:08,090All this button-pushing is aggravating my old nintendo injury. 11900:06:08,390 --> 00:06:09,590I agree.12000:06:09,620 --> 00:06:11,110 What did he say?12100:06:11,120 --> 00:06:15,830He compared sheldon to a disposable feminine cleansing product12200:06:15,840 --> 00:06:18,910one might use on summer's eve. 12300:06:20,670 --> 00:06:23,810 Yeah, and the bag it came in.12400:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,750 Leonard, excellent. Iwant to show you something.12500:06:29,760 --> 00:06:31,270Can it wait? I need to talk to you. 12600:06:31,280 --> 00:06:31,980Just look.12700:06:31,990 --> 00:06:34,600I've designed the perfectuniforms for our team.12800:06:34,610 --> 00:06:37,360The colors are based on startrek: The original series.12900:06:37,370 --> 00:06:41,720The three of you will wear support red, and I will wear command gold.13000:06:42,790 --> 00:06:44,870Why do they say "aa"?13100:06:44,880 --> 00:06:47,340Army ants.13200:06:47,350 --> 00:06:48,590Isn't that confusing?13300:06:48,600 --> 00:06:52,130 "Aa" might mean somethingelse to certain people.13400:06:52,140 --> 00:06:56,220Why would a physics bowl teambe called anodized aluminum?13500:06:56,500 --> 00:07:00,310No, I meant... never mind.13600:07:00,320 --> 00:07:05,880Hey, check it out, I gotyou a batman cookie jar.13700:07:05,890 --> 00:07:08,660Oh, neat! What's the occasion?13800:07:08,670 --> 00:07:14,250Well, you're a friend, and you like batman and cookies, and you're off the team. 13900:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,600What?14000:07:18,610 --> 00:07:20,720Howard, raj and I justhad a team meeting.14100:07:20,740 --> 00:07:21,560No, you didn'T.14200:07:21,590 --> 00:07:23,480Yes, we did. I just came from there.14300:07:23,490 --> 00:07:25,420Okay, I don't knowwhere you just came from,14400:07:25,430 --> 00:07:28,830but it could not have have been a team meeting because I'm on the team and I wasn't there. 14500:07:28,840 --> 00:07:31,580Ergo, the team did not meet.14600:07:31,590 --> 00:07:37,400Okay, let me try it this way: I was ata coffee klatch with a couple of friends,14700:07:37,410 --> 00:07:41,100and one thing led to another, andit turns out you're off the team.14800:07:42,110 --> 00:07:42,920Why?14900:07:42,930 --> 00:07:45,480Because you're takingall the fun out of it.15000:07:45,490 --> 00:07:49,400I'm sorry, is the winner of the physicsbowl the team that has the most fun?15100:07:49,420 --> 00:07:54,780Okay, let me try it this way: You're annoying and no one wants to play with you anymore. 15200:07:56,760 --> 00:07:58,570I see.15300:07:58,580 --> 00:08:04,930Well, at this point I should informyou that I intend to form my own team15400:08:04,940 --> 00:08:08,480and destroy the molecular bondsthat bind your very matter together15500:08:08,500 --> 00:08:12,490and reduce the resultingparticulate chaos to tears.15600:08:14,370 --> 00:08:16,790Thanks for the heads-up.15700:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,110You're welcome.15800:08:19,560 --> 00:08:20,900- One more thing.- Yes?15900:08:20,910 --> 00:08:23,030It's on, bitch.16000:08:30,880 --> 00:08:33,040So who'd he get to be on his team?16100:08:33,050 --> 00:08:34,200He won't say.16200:08:34,210 --> 00:08:38,060He just smiles and eatsmacaroons out of his bat jar.16300:08:38,790 --> 00:08:40,800He's using psychological warfare.16400:08:40,820 --> 00:08:42,640We must reply in kind.16500:08:42,650 --> 00:08:45,520I say we wait until helooks at us, then laugh like,16600:08:45,530 --> 00:08:49,950"yes, you are a smart and strong competitor,"but we are also smart and strong,16700:08:49,960 --> 00:08:53,430and we have a reasonablechance of defeating you."16800:08:54,710 --> 00:08:58,210How exactly would that laugh go?16900:09:01,890 --> 00:09:02,980that sounds more like,17000:09:02,990 --> 00:09:08,010"we are a tall, thin woman who wantsto make a coat out of your dalmatians （斑点狗）." 17100:09:09,770 --> 00:09:13,350Guys, let's remember that sheldonis still our friend and my roommate.17200:09:13,360 --> 00:09:15,160So?17300:09:15,170 --> 00:09:18,040So nothing. Let's destroy him.17400:09:18,450 --> 00:09:20,520 Gentlemen.17500:09:27,620 --> 00:09:30,330 okay, we're going to need astrong fourth for our team.17600:09:30,340 --> 00:09:34,310You know who is apparently very smart is the girl who played tv's blossom. 17700:09:35,680 --> 00:09:37,990She got a phd. Inneuroscience or something.17800:09:38,000 --> 00:09:43,220Raj, we're not getting tv's blossomto join our physics bowl team.17900:09:44,030 --> 00:09:46,860How about the girlfrom the wonder years?18000:09:47,970 --> 00:09:52,490 Gentlemen, I believe I've foundthe solution to all our problems.18100:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,910We can't ask leslie winkle.18200:09:55,920 --> 00:09:56,850 Why?18300:09:56,860 --> 00:10:01,290Because you slept together, and when she was done with you she discarded you like last night's chutney? 18400:10:05,310 --> 00:10:06,910Yes.18500:10:07,490 --> 00:10:09,340Sometimes you've got totake one for the team.18600:10:09,360 --> 00:10:12,410Yeah, sack up, dude.18700:10:12,970 --> 00:10:14,960Fine.18800:10:15,590 --> 00:10:18,320Here I go, taking one for the team...18900:10:18,330 --> 00:10:20,400in the sack.19000:10:22,650 --> 00:10:24,070Hey, leslie.19100:10:24,100 --> 00:10:25,120Hi, guys.19200:10:25,130 --> 00:10:29,420So, leslie, I have a question foryou, and it might be a little awkward,19300:10:29,430 --> 00:10:31,780you know, given that I...19400:10:31,810 --> 00:10:34,240hit that thang. （=thing）19500:10:36,590 --> 00:10:38,890Leonard, there's no reasonto feel uncomfortable just19600:10:38,900 --> 00:10:44,290because we've seen each other's faces and naked bodies contorted in the sweet agony of coitus.19700:10:45,630 --> 00:10:46,630There's not?19800:10:46,640 --> 00:10:50,180Gee, 'cause it sure soundslike there should be.19900:10:50,190 --> 00:10:54,270Rest assured that any aspects of our sexual relationship regarding your preferences,20000:10:54,280 --> 00:10:59,320your idiosyncrasies, your performance are still protected by the inherent confidentiality of the bedroom. 20100:10:59,330 --> 00:11:03,980Th's all very comforting, but if it'sokay, I'd like to get on to my question now.20200:11:03,990 --> 00:11:05,090Proceed.20300:11:05,100 --> 00:11:08,530We are entering the physics bowl,and we need a fourth for our team.20400:11:08,540 --> 00:11:12,480No, thanks. I'm really busy with mylike-sign dilepton supersymmetry search.20500:11:12,490 --> 00:11:15,760Dilepton, shmylepton. We need you.20600:11:16,130 --> 00:11:17,930Sorry.20700:11:18,260 --> 00:11:19,930Well, we tried.20800:11:19,940 --> 00:11:24,450We'll just have to face sheldonmano y mano y mano a mano.20900:11:24,460 --> 00:11:26,830Wait, you're going upagainst sheldon cooper?21000:11:26,840 --> 00:11:27,670Yes.21100:11:27,680 --> 00:11:30,810That arrogant, misogynistic,east texas doorknob21200:11:30,820 --> 00:11:36,540that told me I should abandon my work withhigh-energy particles for laundry and childbearing? 21300:11:39,080 --> 00:11:41,180She's in.21400:11:42,940 --> 00:11:44,760so, how do you feel?21500:11:44,770 --> 00:11:49,100Nice and loose? (严阵以待)Come toplay? (一鼓作气)Got your game face on?（士气如虹）21600:11:49,110 --> 00:11:52,370- Are you ready?- Yeah.21700:11:52,380 --> 00:11:54,260You know, you don't haveto stay for the whole thing.21800:11:54,270 --> 00:11:57,750Oh, no, no. I want to.Sounds really interesting.21900:12:03,980 --> 00:12:04,900 Gentlemen.22000:12:04,910 --> 00:12:06,900- Sheldon.- Sheldon.22100:12:10,260 --> 00:12:12,140 sheldon.22200:12:13,550 --> 00:12:16,120I'm just gonna sit down.22300:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,100So, is that your team?22400:12:21,110 --> 00:12:22,760 Actually, I don't need a team.22500:12:22,770 --> 00:12:26,630I could easily defeat you single-handedly, but the rules require four.22600:12:26,650 --> 00:12:31,060So, may I introduce the third-floor janitor, the lady from the lunch room, 22700:12:31,070 --> 00:12:35,220and my spanish is not good--either her son or her butcher.22800:12:35,890 --> 00:12:37,220And what about your team?22900:12:37,230 --> 00:12:40,470What rat have you recruitedto the S.S.Sinking ship?23000:12:40,480 --> 00:12:43,100 Leslie: Hello, sheldon.23100:12:45,270 --> 00:12:46,470Leslie winkle.23200:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,100Yeah, leslie winkle.23300:12:48,110 --> 00:12:52,180The answer to the question, "who made sheldon cooper cry like a little girl?" 23400:12:52,720 --> 00:12:57,350Yes, well, I'm polymerized tree sap,and you're an inorganic adhesive.23500:12:57,370 --> 00:13:01,010So whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, 23600:13:01,020 --> 00:13:04,450returns on its originaltrajectory and adheres to you.23700:13:07,490 --> 00:13:11,490Okay, if everyone couldplease take your seats.23800:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,360Here's your t-shirt.23900:13:23,240 --> 00:13:24,840Pms?月经前不快症状（Pre-Menstrual Syndrome）24000:13:24,850 --> 00:13:27,110It's a couple days early...24100:13:27,120 --> 00:13:31,740no. It stands for"perpetual motion squad."24200:13:31,750 --> 00:13:34,870Oh, right, of course.What was I thinking?24300:13:35,590 --> 00:13:40,590Good afternoon, everyone, andwelcome to this year's physics bowl!24400:13:42,130 --> 00:13:45,920Today's preliminary matchfeatures two great teams.24500:13:45,930 --> 00:13:51,020Aa versus...pms.24600:13:51,030 --> 00:13:51,950All night long, y'all!24700:13:51,960 --> 00:13:54,630WE CAN GO ALL NIGHT24800:13:57,360 --> 00:13:58,970Okay, well, let's jump right in.24900:13:58,980 --> 00:14:01,880First question for ten points:25000:14:01,890 --> 00:14:07,250"What is the iso-spin singletpartner of the pi-zero meson?"派零介子的同重旋单重配合物是什么？25100:14:07,590 --> 00:14:08,260pms?25200:14:08,270 --> 00:14:11,080- The eta meson.埃塔介子- Corect.25300:14:12,530 --> 00:14:14,440- Formal protest.- On what grounds?25400:14:14,450 --> 00:14:17,480The velcro on my wrist(我袖口的维可牢-尼龙搭扣粘住我衣服了）brace caught on my shirt.25500:14:17,850 --> 00:14:18,940Denied.25600:14:18,950 --> 00:14:20,620All right, for ten points,25700:14:20,630 --> 00:14:26,220"what is the lightest element onearth with no stable isotope?" aa25800:14:26,230 --> 00:14:28,440And of course, the answer is technetium.锝25900:14:28,450 --> 00:14:31,520Terrific.next question:26000:14:31,530 --> 00:14:37,280"What is the force between two unchargedplates due to quantum vacuum fluctuations?"由于量子真空波动造成两块无电荷板间产生的力是什么？26100:14:37,290 --> 00:14:38,110Pms?26200:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,730Sheldon can suck on...the casimir effect.卡西米尔效应26300:14:40,740 --> 00:14:42,510Correct.26400:14:46,870 --> 00:14:51,710How does a quantum computer（量子电脑如何分解大数）factor large numbers? Pms?26500:14:51,720 --> 00:14:54,930- Shor’s algorithm.肖式算法- Correct!26600:14:57,680 --> 00:15:01,1904.1855 times ten to theseventh ergs per calorie.4.185乘以10的7次方尔格（功的单位）每卡路里26700:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,440Prevost's theory of exchanges.普雷乌斯特交换定理26800:15:03,450 --> 00:15:05,830Lambda equals one over pi r squared N.兰马达（入）等于派 R平方分之一26900:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,840760 degrees celsius...27000:15:07,850 --> 00:15:11,590the approximate temperature ofthe young lady in the front row.27100:15:12,030 --> 00:15:15,250Mr. Wolowitz, this isyour second warning.27200:15:15,850 --> 00:15:17,300A sigma particle.（西格玛粒子）27300:15:17,320 --> 00:15:20,640 Yes, assuming the hypothetical planet has a mass greater than the earth. 27400:15:20,650 --> 00:15:22,550 Host: Correct.27500:15:27,220 --> 00:15:31,760 Ladies and gentlemen, I holdin my hand the final question.27600:15:31,770 --> 00:15:33,090The score now stands:27700:15:33,100 --> 00:15:38,640Aa 1,150, pms 1,175.27800:15:38,650 --> 00:15:42,110So, for 100 points and the match, 27900:15:42,120 --> 00:15:46,770 please turn your attentionto the formula on the screens.28000:15:46,780 --> 00:15:49,750 Solve the equation.28100:15:50,310 --> 00:15:52,930Holy crap.28200:15:53,570 --> 00:15:55,020 What the hell is that?28300:15:55,030 --> 00:15:58,790 Looks like something theyfound on the ship at roswell.28400:15:58,810 --> 00:16:00,910 Come on. Think. Leslie?28500:16:00,920 --> 00:16:03,640 Leonard, it's not gonna work if you rush me. You have to let me get there. 28600:16:03,650 --> 00:16:06,690You are never gonnalet that go, are you?28700:16:06,700 --> 00:16:09,390Ten seconds.28800:16:11,940 --> 00:16:14,850 Pms?28900:16:14,860 --> 00:16:17,620 Sorry, I panicked.29000:16:17,630 --> 00:16:19,990Then guess.29100:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,260 eight.....29200:16:26,920 --> 00:16:29,730.429300:16:29,740 --> 00:16:32,160I'm sorry, that's incorrect.29400:16:32,170 --> 00:16:37,520Aa, if you can answercorrectly, the match is yours.29500:16:39,320 --> 00:16:41,140He doesn't have it.29600:16:41,150 --> 00:16:43,840He's got squat.29700:16:51,820 --> 00:16:54,770Aa, I need your answer.29800:16:55,520 --> 00:16:58,350The answer is minus eight pi alpha.29900:16:58,360 --> 00:17:00,450Hang on. Hang on a second.That's not our answer.30000:17:00,460 --> 00:17:01,460What are you doing?30100:17:01,470 --> 00:17:05,340Answering question.Winning physics bowl.30200:17:06,180 --> 00:17:08,210How do you know anything about physics?30300:17:08,220 --> 00:17:13,410Here I am janitor. In formersoviet union, I am physicist.30400:17:13,420 --> 00:17:18,010Leningrad politechnika. Go polar bears.30500:17:20,400 --> 00:17:24,470Well, that's a delightful little story, but our arrangement was that you sit here and not say anything-- 306I answer the questions.30700:17:25,730 --> 00:17:27,270You didn't answer question.30800:17:27,280 --> 00:17:30,670Hey, look, now, maybe you have democracy now in your beloved russia, 30900:17:30,690 --> 00:17:34,850but on this physics bowlteam, I rule with an iron fist.31000:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,670Aa, I need your official answer.31100:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,840- Well, it's not what he said.- Then what is it?31200:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,010- I want a different question.- You can't have a different question. 31300:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,350- Formal protest.- Denied.31400:17:43,360 --> 00:17:47,470- Informal protest.- Denied.31500:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,880I need your official answer.31600:17:48,890 --> 00:17:50,650No. I decline to provide one.317Well, that's too bad because theanswer your teammate gave was correct.31800:17:55,790 --> 00:17:58,590That's your opinion.31900:18:00,450 --> 00:18:03,380- All right, the winner of the match is...- hang on.32000:18:03,390 --> 00:18:08,090Sheldon, is proving that you are single-handedly smarter than everyone else so important32100:18:08,100 --> 00:18:12,990that you would rather lose byyourself than win as part of a team?32200:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,150I don't understand the question.32300:18:16,530 --> 00:18:17,590Go ahead.32400:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,180The winner is pms.32500:18:19,600 --> 00:18:25,720* We are the champions, my friends *32600:18:26,950 --> 00:18:32,910* and we'll keep onfighting till the end *32700:18:34,900 --> 00:18:38,590* we are the champions *32800:18:38,600 --> 00:18:42,470。
生活大爆炸第一季(THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E13)字幕中英文对照打印版
-Penny：Hi. Can you help me I was writing an e-mail and the "A" key got stuck.
嗨，能帮帮我吗？我正在写电邮，结果"A"键弹不起来了。
Now it's just going "Aaa..."
我帮你看看吧。
-Howard：Gentlemen, switching to local nerd news—
先生们，切换到本地书呆子新闻—
FishMan, Chen, Chaudury and McNair aren't fielding a team in the university Physics Bowl this year.
就事论事，没有什么动物的相对攻击能力比行军蚁强了。
-Raj：Maybe so, but you can't incinerate a Bengal tiger with a magnifying glass.
也许是这样，但是你不能用放大镜把一只孟加拉虎烧成灰。
-Leonard：Let's put it to a vote. All those in favor...
-Penny：Good afternoon, and welcome to today's Physics Bowl practice round.
下午好，欢迎参加今天的物理竞赛热身赛。
I'mPenny, and I'll be your host.
我是Penny你们的主持人。
Because apparently I didn't have anything else to do on a Saturday afternoon,
生活大爆炸第一季(THE_BIG_BANG_THEROY_S01E07)字幕中英文对照打印版
THE BIG BANG THEORY S02E07 ——————————————————————————————————————————————————————————-Sheldon：-Leonard：-Howard：-Penny：-Raj：100:00:08,700 --> 00:00:09,830时间到Time!200:00:09,900 --> 00:00:11,900好的克林贡迷们放下铅笔All right, Klingons, pencils down.300:00:13,960 --> 00:00:15,960好的我这有"pokh"[星际迷航里的克林贡语]Okay, I have "pokh."400:00:16,030 --> 00:00:17,630有了有了Have it. Got it.500:00:17,700 --> 00:00:18,630"Potl""Potl."600:00:18,700 --> 00:00:19,900有了有了Yup. Have it. Have it.700:00:19,960 --> 00:00:20,900"Pukhpa""Pukhpa."800:00:20,960 --> 00:00:22,230有了有了Have it. Got it. Y up.900:00:22,300 --> 00:00:23,230我有"chorrr"I have "chorrr."有了Got it. Yup.1100:00:24,200 --> 00:00:25,330-"Nekhmakh" -有了-"Nekhmakh." -Yeah. Yeah.1200:00:25,400 --> 00:00:26,760和"kreplach"And "kreplach."1300:00:26,830 --> 00:00:28,160等等"Kreplach"吗Hold on a second. "Kreplach?"1400:00:28,160 --> 00:00:28,990对Yeah.1500:00:28,990 --> 00:00:31,380那不是克林贡语那是依地语意思是肉馅饺子That isn't Klingon; it's Yiddish for meat-filled dumpling.1600:00:32,600 --> 00:00:35,430看来它也是克林贡语中的词语Well, as it turns out, it's also a Klingon word.1700:00:35,500 --> 00:00:36,860真的吗给它下个定义Really? Define it.1800:00:36,930 --> 00:00:41,600"Kreplach": 美味的克林贡饺子"Kreplach": A hearty Klingon... dumpling.1900:00:41,660 --> 00:00:42,960裁判怎么裁决Judge's ruling?不予采纳Bilurrrbe.2100:00:46,260 --> 00:00:48,630大伙我要看一下你们的电视Hey, guys, I need to use your TV.2200:00:48,700 --> 00:00:49,800你的怎么了What's wrong with your TV?2300:00:49,860 --> 00:00:50,960我也不知道刚刚没影了I don't know. It just died.2400:00:51,030 --> 00:00:52,300里面全是雪花I'm getting a bunch of static.2500:00:52,360 --> 00:00:53,460你付你的有线电视费了吗Did you pay your cable bill?2600:00:53,530 --> 00:00:56,960你这口气跟有线电视公司一样Ugh, you sound just like the cable company.2700:00:57,030 --> 00:00:57,960好吧大家安静All right, so, shh!2800:00:58,030 --> 00:01:00,730泰拉·班克斯(超模之母)马上要从全美超模大赛里踢人了Tyra Banks is about to kick someone off America's Next Top Model.2900:01:00,800 --> 00:01:02,460抱歉佩妮但我们要Excuse me, Penny, but we're...别别别告诉她No, no, don't tell her.3100:01:03,530 --> 00:01:04,530正在玩克林贡语拼字游戏playing Klingon Boggle.3200:01:04,600 --> 00:01:06,260哦Aw...3300:01:06,330 --> 00:01:07,630 你"哦"什么What do you mean, "Aw"?3400:01:07,700 --> 00:01:10,760难道她不知道我们是书呆子吗Like she didn't know we were nerds?3500:01:10,830 --> 00:01:12,030好吧如果你一定要看的话All right, if you must watch,3600:01:12,100 --> 00:01:13,560那就请你静音只看字幕then mute it with closed captions, please.3700:01:13,630 --> 00:01:14,900随你Fine.3800:01:18,400 --> 00:01:22,960好了拼字斗士们开始吧All right, Boggle warriors... kapla'!3900:01:29,300 --> 00:01:32,300看看这些姑娘Look at those women.真是光彩照人啊They're gorgeous.4100:01:33,700 --> 00:01:36,700"Worf" 不错名词当专有名词就太可惜了Oh! "Worf," nice! Too bad that's a proper noun.4200:01:38,260 --> 00:01:41,300看那位她就是未来的沃罗威茨夫人Oh, look, the's the future Mrs. Wolowitz.4300:01:41,360 --> 00:01:44,300不对等等那位才是No, wait, that's the future Mrs. Wolowitz.4400:01:44,360 --> 00:01:45,700头上戴着With her head in the lap of...4500:01:45,760 --> 00:01:49,560真是太巧了她才是未来的沃罗威茨夫人Oh, what a coincidence. It's the future Mrs. Wolowitz.4600:01:49,630 --> 00:01:52,430对她们都可以搬去同你和你妈妈一起住Yeah, and they can all move in with you and your mother.4700:01:54,800 --> 00:01:57,060现任的沃罗威茨夫人The current Mrs. Wolowitz.4800:01:59,260 --> 00:02:03,200"qochbe'"是用嘴发音还是用喉咙发音Is "qochbe'" spelled with a (gargling) or a (guttural grunt)?4900:02:03,260 --> 00:02:06,860为什么沃罗威茨夫人在哭呢Why is that Mrs. Wolowitz crying?那是阿娜伊斯That's Anais.5100:02:08,100 --> 00:02:09,300房子里其她女孩都不喜欢她None of the other girls in the house like her.5200:02:09,360 --> 00:02:12,260房子什么房子House? What house?5300:02:12,330 --> 00:02:13,960她们都居住在同一所房子里They all live in a house together.5400:02:14,030 --> 00:02:15,630房子在哪A house, where?5500:02:15,700 --> 00:02:17,760我不知道洛杉矶的某个地方吧I don't know. Somewhere in L.A.5600:02:17,830 --> 00:02:20,930等一下Wait a minute.5700:02:23,960 --> 00:02:26,800你是说我只需开车就能到You're telling me that I'm within driving distance5800:02:26,860 --> 00:02:30,760这些胸怀大志的超模们的住所吗of a house filled with aspiring supermodels?5900:02:30,830 --> 00:02:32,460对我想是的Yeah, I guess.她们住在一起一同沐浴还And they live together and shower together and...6100:02:38,300 --> 00:02:40,800裸体枕头大战have naked pillow fights?6200:02:43,300 --> 00:02:44,500你要去哪Hey, wh-where are you going?6300:02:44,560 --> 00:02:47,460去付我的有线电视费To pay my cable bill.6400:02:47,530 --> 00:02:50,760好的放下铅笔All right, pencils down!6500:02:50,830 --> 00:02:54,970我这有"lokh" "makh"和"cherrrkh"I have "lokh," "makh," and "cherrrkh."6600:02:54,970 --> 00:02:56,510你们有吗Anybody got those?6700:03:28,200 --> 00:03:31,260我错过什么了吗她们把吉塞尔踢出去了吗Did I miss anything? Did they kick Giselle off?6800:03:31,330 --> 00:03:36,200还没不过她在水下拍的照片真是丢死人了Not yet, but her underwater photo shoot was an embarrassment.6900:03:36,210 --> 00:03:40,660很不幸吉塞尔·沃罗威茨夫人对氯过敏Sadly, Mrs. Giselle Wolowitz is sensitive to chlorine.对她来说是好事我喜欢出水芙蓉的大眼模特Lucky for her I like my fashion models pruny and bug-eyed.7100:03:45,660 --> 00:03:47,200谢尔顿食物买来了Sheldon, the food's here.7200:03:47,260 --> 00:03:48,400到屋子了Ooh, there's the house.7300:03:48,460 --> 00:03:49,800定格快定格Freeze frame, freeze frame.7400:03:56,260 --> 00:03:57,460你们在干什么What are you doing?7500:03:57,530 --> 00:03:59,700标记星辰位置和地理特征Marking the star positions and physical landmarks7600:03:59,760 --> 00:04:03,300那样我们就能找到超模的屋子啦so we can find the house of the supermodels.7700:04:03,360 --> 00:04:04,460为什么Why?7800:04:04,530 --> 00:04:06,130这不是明摆着吗Isn't it obvious?7900:04:06,200 --> 00:04:08,260她们每周都会踢出一个漂亮的女孩Every week, they kick out a beautiful girl,让她自尊受损感觉在这里不受欢迎making her feel unwanted and without self-esteem.8100:04:12,800 --> 00:04:16,130也可以叫未来的霍华德·沃罗威茨夫人A.k.a. the future Mrs. Howard Wolowitz.8200:04:16,600 --> 00:04:19,130-我的中号汉堡好了吗-好了-Is my hamburger medium well? -Yes.8300:04:19,200 --> 00:04:20,930-片状莳萝不甜的吗-对-Dill slices, not sweet? -Yes.8400:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,060-调味品是单独包装吗-对-Individual relish packets? -Yes.8500:04:22,130 --> 00:04:23,560-有洋葱圈吗-有-Onion rings? -Yes.8600:04:23,630 --> 00:04:24,730-还有额外的面包吗-我问了-Extra breading? -I asked.8700:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,660-他们怎么说-没有-你抗议了吗-What did they say? -No. -Did you protest?8800:04:26,730 --> 00:04:28,230-是的-吵架了吗-没-Yes. -V ociferously? -No.8900:04:28,300 --> 00:04:30,530那你怎么现在才来Well, then what took you so long?你就吃吧Just eat.9100:04:34,160 --> 00:04:35,600大伙我错过什么了吗Hey, guys, what'd I miss? What'd I miss?9200:04:35,660 --> 00:04:37,900吉塞尔现在命悬一线Giselle's hanging by a thread.9300:04:37,960 --> 00:04:40,160太好了我讨厌她Oh, good, I hate her.9400:04:40,230 --> 00:04:43,900那我们大喜之日就不邀请你了Then you're not invited to our wedding.9500:04:43,960 --> 00:04:44,900给你Here you go.9600:04:44,960 --> 00:04:46,060谢谢Thank you.9700:04:46,130 --> 00:04:47,630咱们还要看Oh, do we have to suffer through this9800:04:47,700 --> 00:04:50,330这个暗箱操作严重的伪真人秀节目吗transparently manipulative pseudo-reality again?9900:04:50,400 --> 00:04:51,560对Yes.咱俩有固定的电视节目表You and I have a standing TV schedule,10100:04:53,900 --> 00:04:56,430那是我们多次争论和妥协的结果which is the result of extensive debate and compromise.10200:04:56,500 --> 00:04:58,830除非是插播新闻否则任何变更Any alterations except for breaking news10300:04:58,900 --> 00:05:01,260都要在一周室友大会上提前获得批准have to be pre-approved at the weekly roommate meeting.10400:05:01,330 --> 00:05:03,700写在议程里吧Put it on the agenda.10500:05:03,760 --> 00:05:05,460但你必须先提案才能写到议程里But you have to make a motion to put it on agenda.10600:05:05,530 --> 00:05:08,300我可以提案呀但你不会喜欢的Oh, I'll make a motion, but you're not going to like it.10700:05:10,330 --> 00:05:13,260好吧你就嘲笑议会程序吧Fine. Mock Parliamentary procedure.10800:05:13,330 --> 00:05:14,360至少能把声音关掉吧At least put it on mute.10900:05:14,430 --> 00:05:17,600吉赛尔根本不会被踢掉Oh, Giselle's not getting kicked off.穿得是越来越清凉了啊It's totally going to be Summer.11100:05:20,830 --> 00:05:22,860咋啦What?11200:05:22,930 --> 00:05:24,830谢尔顿的洋葱圈快放回去Sheldon's onion ring. Just put it back!11300:05:24,900 --> 00:05:26,530不过是个洋葱圈嘛It's one onion ring.11400:05:26,600 --> 00:05:27,800在他发现前赶快放回去Just put it back before he comes!11500:05:27,860 --> 00:05:29,330错错错No, no, no!11600:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,100我觉得原来不是放在那的No, I don't think that's where it was.11700:05:31,160 --> 00:05:32,160他来了大家不要承认啊Okay, here he comes. Deny, deny, people.11800:05:32,230 --> 00:05:33,260都别吭气Wall of silence.11900:05:37,930 --> 00:05:39,630谁动了我的Who touched my...佩妮佩妮干的Penny! Penny did it.12100:05:43,100 --> 00:05:45,460你为什么要这么对我Why would you do that?12200:05:45,530 --> 00:05:46,530不知道我饿了I don't know. I was hungry?12300:05:46,600 --> 00:05:47,900有什么大不了的What's the big deal?12400:05:47,960 --> 00:05:51,460没有人可以动我盘子里的食物The big deal is that nobody touches food on my plate.12500:05:51,530 --> 00:05:53,330好吧我不知道对不起了All right. Look, I didn't know, I'm sorry.12600:05:53,400 --> 00:05:56,830我也对不起了但你二振了Well, I'm sorry, but that is your second strike.12700:05:59,260 --> 00:06:00,500什么What?12800:06:00,560 --> 00:06:01,930你有两振了You have two strikes.12900:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,730三振出局Three strikes and you're out.这是个体育方面的暗喻It's a sports metaphor.13100:06:08,530 --> 00:06:10,330体育方面的暗喻A sports metaphor?13200:06:10,400 --> 00:06:11,230是的棒球Yes, baseball.13300:06:13,860 --> 00:06:16,160好吧我加入All right, yeah. I-I'll play along.13400:06:16,230 --> 00:06:17,300我什么时候一振的What was my first strike?13500:06:17,360 --> 00:06:18,600三月十八号March 18th.13600:06:18,660 --> 00:06:22,260你违反了我设立的禁止转发搞笑邮件的规定You violated my rule about forwarding email humor.13700:06:22,330 --> 00:06:23,760我有吗I did?13800:06:23,830 --> 00:06:28,000那只想吃"芝士汉包"的猫的图片The photo of the cat who wants to "has cheezeburger"?13900:06:28,060 --> 00:06:30,960拜托每个人都喜欢搞笑猫Oh, come on. Everybody loves "LOL cats."多可爱啊它们是猫嘛所以不会拼写They're cute and they can't spell 'cause they're cats.14100:06:36,530 --> 00:06:38,530我信任你才给你我的邮箱I trusted you with my email address,14200:06:38,600 --> 00:06:41,260你发网络老古董给我这就背叛了我对你的信任and you betrayed that trust by sending me Internet banality:14300:06:41,330 --> 00:06:42,600一振strike one.14400:06:43,700 --> 00:06:45,330动了我的食物二振Touching my food: strike two.14500:06:47,430 --> 00:06:50,460别担心只在你的档案里保存一年Don't worry. They only stay on your record for a year.14600:06:51,900 --> 00:06:55,200你也能早点把它们从你的档案里去掉可就得去上他的课You can get them removed early, but you have to take his class.14700:06:57,230 --> 00:06:59,160拜托我就碰了一个洋葱圈Come on, I touched one onion ring.14800:06:59,230 --> 00:07:00,560没错但你又把它放回来了Yeah, and then you put it back,14900:07:00,630 --> 00:07:04,530从而污染了其它洋葱圈compromising the integrity of all the other onion rings.亲爱的你以后还想不想搭我的车了Oh, honey, the buses don't go where you live, do they?15100:07:11,700 --> 00:07:13,730听着佩妮我也想对你宽容一些Look, Penny, I wish I could be more lenient with you,15200:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,760但你现在已经是我们这个小团体的永久成员了but since you've become a permanent member of our social group,15300:07:15,830 --> 00:07:18,100我就得告诉你一些大家都遵循的规矩I have to hold you to the same standards as everybody else.15400:07:19,460 --> 00:07:21,930恭喜了你正式成为我们中的一员Congratulations. You're officially one of us.15500:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,560新成员新成员One of us, one of us.15600:07:24,630 --> 00:07:28,230太激动了Well, what a thrill.15700:07:28,300 --> 00:07:30,400你坐在我的位子上了You're sitting in my spot.15800:07:30,460 --> 00:07:32,530天呐别跟我开玩笑了Oh, jeez, you've got to be kidding me.15900:07:32,600 --> 00:07:33,660莱纳德她坐在我的位置上呢Leonard, she's in my spot.事情是这样的Yeah, yeah. Uh, see, here's the thing.16100:07:36,900 --> 00:07:40,830你走了以后我还要和他住在一起After you leave, I still have to live with him.16200:07:40,900 --> 00:07:43,930我不管我就坐这了I don't care. I'm taking a stand.16300:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,730这是个暗喻[taking a stand 明确立场] Metaphorically.16400:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,900那好吧三振出局All right, that's it. Strike three.16500:07:49,960 --> 00:07:51,960噢三振Ooh, strike three.16600:07:53,600 --> 00:07:54,860我被驱逐了I'm banished?16700:07:54,930 --> 00:07:57,360什么东西啊What the hell kind of crap is that?16800:07:57,430 --> 00:07:59,100别担心我会和他谈谈的Listen, don't worry. I'll talk to him.16900:07:59,160 --> 00:08:00,460没错你谈吧Yeah, you do that.弱弱地问一句你愿意来听他的课么Just so I know, would you be open to taking his class?17100:08:07,660 --> 00:08:10,060你可以在网上听You can do it online!17200:08:11,720 --> 00:08:12,960根据我们的三角测量法So based on our triangulation,17300:08:13,030 --> 00:08:15,030我们锁定了超模的所在地we've narrowed down the location of the Top Model house17400:08:15,100 --> 00:08:17,730在好莱坞山周围三平方英里内to three square miles in the Hollywood Hills.17500:08:17,800 --> 00:08:20,900或者在北卡罗来纳的杜伦Or possibly Durham, Noh Carolina.17600:08:20,960 --> 00:08:22,860我们找到的时候你想和我们一起去么When we find it, you want to go with us?17700:08:22,930 --> 00:08:24,830去做什么To do what?17800:08:24,900 --> 00:08:27,660和漂亮姑娘开派对啊Party with the pretty girls, dude!17900:08:27,730 --> 00:08:29,100你疯了么Are you insane?你可去不成You're not going to party with them.18100:08:30,830 --> 00:08:32,560你连接近那个地方都做不到You're not even going to get anywhere near that place.18200:08:32,630 --> 00:08:36,760关于月球当年他们也是对阿姆斯特朗[登月第一人]也是这么说的That's what they said to Neil Armstrong about the moon.18300:08:36,830 --> 00:08:38,760没人对阿姆斯特朗说过这样的话No one said anything of the kind to Neil Armstrong.18400:08:38,830 --> 00:08:41,760为了送一个人上月球The entire nation dedicated a decade of effort and treasure18500:08:41,830 --> 00:08:43,230整个国家做出了十年的努力to put a man on the moon.18600:08:43,300 --> 00:08:45,730我亲爱的美国兄弟们不出今年Well, my fellow Americans, before this year is out,18700:08:45,800 --> 00:08:48,760我们就可以把沃罗威茨送到一个超级模特身边去we will put a Wolowitz on one of America's top models.18800:08:50,900 --> 00:08:54,260之后会有很多人认为这事从来没发生过And a large number of people will believe it never happened.18900:08:55,430 --> 00:08:57,100让我想想Okay, let me guess.莱纳德要为乳糖不耐受人准备的配豆腐乳的油炸玉米粉饼A quesadilla with soy cheese for the lactose-intolerant Leonard.19100:09:00,160 --> 00:09:01,500谢谢Thank you.19200:09:01,560 --> 00:09:03,100不要杏仁的大虾凯撒沙拉Shrimp Caesar salad with no almonds19300:09:03,160 --> 00:09:05,860是给极易过敏只在重大节日进行犹太洁食的霍华德的for the highly allergic kosher-only-on-the-high-holidays Howard.19400:09:07,160 --> 00:09:09,230给我们突然回到印度饮食习惯的拉杰的是And for our suddenly "back on the Hindu wagon" Raj,19500:09:09,300 --> 00:09:10,900专给爱吃肉的人准备的披萨不放肉the meatlover's pizza, no meat.19600:09:12,860 --> 00:09:14,430马上就来Coming right up.19700:09:14,500 --> 00:09:15,630等下Wait. Excuse me.19800:09:15,700 --> 00:09:18,060你忘了我的烧烤培根芝士汉堡You forgot my barbecue bacon cheeseburger,19900:09:18,130 --> 00:09:20,530烤肉酱培根芝士单放barbecue sauce, bacon and cheese on the side.我没告诉你么Oh, I didn't tell you?20100:09:22,800 --> 00:09:25,430你被芝士蛋糕工厂驱逐了You're banished from the Cheesecake Factory.20200:09:25,500 --> 00:09:27,830为什么Why?20300:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,060因为你三振了呀Well, you have three strikes.20400:09:30,030 --> 00:09:31,900进门一振坐下二振One: coming in. Two: sitting down.20500:09:31,960 --> 00:09:34,500三振是因为我不喜欢你的态度And three: I don't like your attitude.20600:09:34,560 --> 00:09:36,060你不能这么做You can't do that.20700:09:36,130 --> 00:09:38,360这不仅违反了加州法律Not only is it a violation of California state law,20800:09:38,430 --> 00:09:41,400而且明目张胆地违背了芝士蛋糕工厂的规定it flies directly in the face of Cheesecake Factory policy.20900:09:41,460 --> 00:09:43,030不会现在有新的规定了Yeah, no, there's a new policy:日本人与谢尔顿不准进入No shoes, no shirt, no Sheldon.21100:09:46,860 --> 00:09:49,830我打赌这种牌子一定能在帕萨迪纳大卖I bet we could sell that sign all over Pasadena.21200:09:51,930 --> 00:09:52,830佩妮我能和你说句话么Penny, can I talk to you for a minute?21300:09:58,300 --> 00:09:59,400事情是这样的Well, here's the thing.21400:09:59,460 --> 00:10:03,260我和谢尔顿谈过了他也觉得自己过分Um, I talked to Sheldon and he feels terrible21500:10:03,330 --> 00:10:07,100他也认为他有点不可理喻有点过火了and he agrees that he was unreasonable and out of line.21600:10:07,160 --> 00:10:08,700真的吗那太好了Really? Well, that's great.21700:10:08,760 --> 00:10:11,760是的跟他道个歉好吗Yeah, so just apologize to him, okay?21800:10:11,830 --> 00:10:15,600什么我干嘛要向那个疯子道歉What? I'm not going to apologize to that nutcase.21900:10:15,660 --> 00:10:16,900别这样其实很简单Oh, come on. It's easy.他还会亲自指导你怎么道歉He'll even tell you what to say.22100:10:19,200 --> 00:10:20,300莱纳德你还没开窍吗Leard, don't you get it?22200:10:20,360 --> 00:10:22,200如果你们一味让他这样神经兮兮If you guys keep going along with his insanity,22300:10:22,260 --> 00:10:23,510会助长他的气焰you're just encouraging him.22400:10:23,600 --> 00:10:27,770才没有我们是卑躬屈膝We're not encouraging. It's more like... knuckling under.22500:10:28,340 --> 00:10:29,940我喜欢和你们一起Look, I like hanging out with you guys,22600:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,300但我绝不会为莫须有的罪名道歉but I'm not going to apologize for something I didn't do.22700:10:32,370 --> 00:10:35,670事实上严格来说你真的有做Well, actually, technically, you did do it.22800:10:37,100 --> 00:10:39,100那是一振莱纳德That's strike one, Leonard.22900:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,770这是你的油炸玉米粉饼There you go: quesadilla.Salad.23100:10:44,400 --> 00:10:45,940还有你的披萨There's your pizza.23200:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,900在谢尔顿和本餐厅经理经过And thanks to Sheldon's heated discussion23300:10:47,970 --> 00:10:48,970热烈讨论后with my manager23400:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,570一份烧烤汁加上熏肉奶酪分开放的one barbecue bacon cheeseburger,23500:10:50,640 --> 00:10:53,300烤肉芝士汉堡送上barbecue sauce, bacon and cheese on the side.23600:10:53,370 --> 00:10:54,700谢谢Thank you.23700:10:55,840 --> 00:10:57,340别客气尽情吃Go ahead. Eat it.23800:11:02,650 --> 00:11:04,450有种就吃I dare you23900:11:13,240 --> 00:11:16,200就是这里找到了我找到了全美超模That's it. There's the house. I foundAmerica's top models!Are you sure?24100:11:18,300 --> 00:11:19,400看啊房顶上Look, on the roof.24200:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,970阿娜伊斯和吉赛尔在晒日光浴Anais and Giselle are sunbathing.24300:11:22,040 --> 00:11:24,340还是欧式的European-style.24400:11:25,640 --> 00:11:27,640单从google的卫星地图你就能把她们认出吗You can recognize people on Google Earth?24500:11:27,700 --> 00:11:29,140当然不是Of course not.24600:11:29,200 --> 00:11:33,140一个在北美防空联合司令部的哥们派了架间谍机去监视I got a buddy of mine at NORAD to have a spy drone fly over.24700:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,740北美防空联合司令部你还动用了军用飞机NORAD? You're using military aircraft?24800:11:35,800 --> 00:11:39,900它被设定任务去西伯利亚核反应堆周边巡逻It was already targeted to poke around a nuclear reactor in Siberia.24900:11:39,970 --> 00:11:42,140我也最多借来用一个小时I took it an hour out of its way, tops.好了他在哪Okay, where is he?25100:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,700谢尔顿吗我载他去了漫画店怎么了Sheldon? I just dropped him off at the comic book store. Why?25200:11:47,770 --> 00:11:49,970这试试上网Here. Try and go online.25300:11:50,040 --> 00:11:53,670-无线上网有问题吗-你试试啊Problem with the WiFi? Just try.25400:11:53,740 --> 00:11:55,700你好乱抓汉堡的人Greetings, hamburger toucher.25500:11:57,370 --> 00:11:58,770或许你在讶异You are probably wondering25600:11:58,840 --> 00:12:01,270为什么你不能上网和朋友去聊一下why you cannot IM with your little friends25700:12:01,340 --> 00:12:04,040你的生活是多么如此这般美妙about how much you "heart" various things.25800:12:05,740 --> 00:12:07,800这段录像是在警告你This recorded message is alerting you25900:12:07,870 --> 00:12:09,340你偷用我们的无线上网账号的日子that I am putting an end已经一去不复返to your parasitic piggybacking upon our WiFi.26100:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,000如果你想补救现状If you want to remedy the situation,26200:12:13,070 --> 00:12:16,070你就自个儿打电话给电讯公司you can contact the phone company,26300:12:16,140 --> 00:12:21,640自己开个无线账号自己付钱或者你可以跟我道歉set up your own WiFi and pay for it, or you may apologize to me.26400:12:23,970 --> 00:12:24,970看Well?26500:12:25,040 --> 00:12:27,240早说了卑躬屈膝I reiterate: knuckle under.26600:12:27,300 --> 00:12:29,300不不不我要宣战了No, no, no, no, no. It is on.26700:12:29,370 --> 00:12:32,100我要给你那位朋友点颜色瞧瞧I am gonna introduce your friend to a world of hurt.26800:12:32,170 --> 00:12:35,170佩妮没人想要跟谢尔顿对着干Oh, Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon.26900:12:35,240 --> 00:12:38,900这人是从超级恶人实验室事故里逃出来的The guy is one lab accident away from being a supervillain.我不管我以前还是牛仔呢I don't care. I was in junior rodeo.27100:12:41,600 --> 00:12:44,600不用一分钟我就可以把他五花大绑还阉了I can hogtie and castrate him in 60 seconds.27200:12:46,240 --> 00:12:48,000别这样对一个书呆子嘛No need to neuter the nerd.27300:12:48,070 --> 00:12:49,640我能帮你上网I can get you back online.27400:12:49,700 --> 00:12:52,100看问题解决了There, see? Problem solved.27500:12:54,100 --> 00:12:55,240好啦[依地语犹太人使用的国际语]V oil?27600:12:55,300 --> 00:12:59,140你好啊小虫子SHELDON: Hello, puny insects.27700:12:59,200 --> 00:13:02,500作为和我对着干的惩罚As a consequence of your efforts to circumvent my will,27800:13:02,570 --> 00:13:06,440你们每人都额外增加一振everyone is awarded one additional strike.27900:13:06,500 --> 00:13:09,440多亏你啊霍华德Thanks a lot, Howard.你在哪里啰嗦什么What are you complaining about?28100:13:10,970 --> 00:13:13,370我还要去接受他的教育I'm the one who has to take the class again.28200:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,040你好Hello.28300:13:25,100 --> 00:13:28,170要去洗衣服吗Time to do your laundry, huh?28400:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,170周六晚嘛It's Saturday night.28500:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,140周六是洗衣之夜Saturday is laundry night.28600:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,970我知道I know.28700:13:34,040 --> 00:13:36,740每个周六的8点15分Every Saturday at 8:15.28800:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,040老少咸宜Easy to anticipate.28900:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,270你这是什么意思What are you implying?我在说你是一个有生活习惯的人I'm implying that you're a creature of habit.29100:13:46,340 --> 00:13:49,070如果因为某些事周六晚上8点15分And if something were to prevent you from doing your laundry29200:13:49,140 --> 00:13:50,640不能洗衣服on Saturday at 8:15,29300:13:50,700 --> 00:13:53,000你会觉得you might find it...29400:13:53,070 --> 00:13:55,400不爽unpleasant.29500:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,840甘拜下风吧Knuckle under? My ass.29600:14:10,000 --> 00:14:14,700不是吧所有的机器都有人用Oh, no, are all the machines taken?29700:14:16,140 --> 00:14:18,600你该怎么办呢What are you gonna do?29800:14:18,670 --> 00:14:20,740没问题No problem.29900:14:20,800 --> 00:14:24,440换一个晚上再洗好了I'll just do my laundry another night.换一个晚上Another night?30100:14:26,640 --> 00:14:28,670好吧尽管试试Well, I guess you can try,30200:14:28,740 --> 00:14:30,400但你内心深处but deep inside your heart,30300:14:30,470 --> 00:14:34,570你知道洗衣之夜永远是周六晚上you'll know that laundry night is always Saturday night.30400:14:38,770 --> 00:14:42,640女人你在和一个智慧比你高的多的人较劲Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken.30500:14:42,700 --> 00:14:45,900让你那高人一等的智慧见鬼去吧Yeah, well, your ken can kiss my Barbie.30600:14:50,970 --> 00:14:52,170谢尔顿谢尔顿Sheldon. Sheldon!30700:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,840谢尔顿Sheldon.30800:14:57,540 --> 00:14:59,600怎么啦Yes?30900:14:59,670 --> 00:15:01,200我的衣服都去哪儿了Where are my clothes?。
生活大爆炸第一季(THE-BIG-BANG-THEROY-S01E16)字幕中英文对照打印版
-Leonard：Thank you.
谢谢。
-Howard：Well, I love birthdays.
我喜欢过生日。
Waking up to Mom's special French toast breakfast,
在母亲特制的法国面包早餐的香味中醒来，
wearingthe birthday king crown, playing laser tag with all my friends...
我进门后听到很多人低声耳语，
and I could smell German chocolate cake,
我还闻到了德式巧克力蛋糕的味道，
whichis my favorite.
正是我最喜欢的那种。
-Penny：And?
然后?
-Leonard：It turns out my grandfather had died.
戴上生日皇冠和朋友们一起玩激光生存游戏...
-Penny：Yeah, see? That's what kids should have.
对了，瞧吧?孩子就该这么过生日。
-Howard：Actually, that was last year.
其实那是我去年的生日。
-Penny：So you really never had a birthday party?
我见到了所有的表亲还有蛋糕...
-Penny：That's thesadestthing I've ever heard.
这是我听到过最悲惨的事了。
-Howard：You think?
你这么认为么?
Goahead,tell her about your senior prom.
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-Leonard：Oh, right, right, right, right.
噢，对，对。
-Howard：Stealing snail mail- - very old school. I like it.
偷窃信箱，很老套的方法，我喜欢。
-Leonard：Penny, the mailman, did it again... he... oh, sorry.
该死，我们快不行了!
-Sheldon：Good - bye, peasants!
再见了，土人们!
-Leonard：The bastard teleported!
那混蛋走了!
-Raj：He's selling the sword of Asaroth on ebay.
他在ebay上出售那把艾辛诺斯之刃。
-Leonard：Warriors, unsheathe your weapons. Magic wielders, raise your wands.
战士们，拔出你们的武器，法师们，举起你们的魔杖。
-Sheldon：Lock and load.
准备好了。
-Howard：Raj, blow the gates.
Raj，推开大门。
-Raj：Blowing the gates.
推开大门。
Control, shift... b!
Control，Shift...B!
Oh, my god, so many goblins!
天啊，那么多地精!
-Howard：Don't just stand there, slash and move, slash and move!
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despite the fact "that you've done no original research in 25 years,
尽管您25年来都没做出什么原创研究，
"and instead have written a series of popular books "
暂时先不说那个。
Anyway, it occurs to me if I ever did perfect a time machine,
我想到如果我发明了完美的时间机器，
I would just go into the past and give it to myself,
我会回到过去把它送给自己，
-Sheldon: Not just fixing my eggs, I'm fixing everyone's eggs.
不只是我的鸡蛋，弄的是全人类的蛋。
-Leonard：And we all thank you.
我们都感激你。
-Sheldon: Use new eggs.
要用新鲜鸡蛋。
-Penny：hi. Hey, I'm running out to the market.
-Howard：HowardWolowitz.
我是HowardWolowitz。
-boss：Howard, nice to meet you. And you are
Howard，见到你很高兴。你是
-Sheldon: An actual real scientist.
一个真正的科学家。
How was that
印度没自助餐吗
-Raj：Of course, but it's all Indian food.
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-Sheldon: 200-pound transvestite with a skin condition?
一个重200磅有皮肤病的变装癖?
Yes, she is.
是的，没错。
-Penny: Oh, hi.
噢，嗨。
-Leonard: hi.
嗨。
-Sheldon: hi.
嗨。
如果她最后发现那小不点连曲线下面积该用积分还是微分算都不知道，她会怎么想？
-Leonard: I'm sure she'll still love him.
我肯定她还是会爱他的。
-Sheldon: I wouldn't.
我不会。
-Leonard: Well, what do you want to do?
所以他们才送你去上了寄宿学校？
-Sheldon: No. That was a result of my work with lasers.
不是，是我研究激光之后才送我去的。
-Leonard: New neighbor?
新邻居?
-Sheldon: Evidently.
显然是的。
-Leonard: Significant improvement over the old neighbor.
-Sheldon: Are you still mad about the sperm bank?
你还在为精子库的事生气吗？
-Leonard: No.
没。
-Sheldon: You want to hear an interesting thing about stairs?
你想听有关楼梯好玩的事吗？
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他们一看到我来就喊"啊不吃花生的男孩!"。
-Sheldon：Hello,Penny.Leonardjust left.
你好Penny，Leonard刚出去。
-Penny：I know. I want to talk to you.
我喜欢过生日。
Waking up to Mom's special French toast breakfast,
在母亲特制的法国面包早餐的香味中醒来，
wearingthe birthday king crown, playing laser tag with all my friends...
戴上生日皇冠和朋友们一起玩激光生存游戏...
Leonard非常清楚地表示他不想要生日派对。
-Howard：Did someone say..."party"?
有人提到... "派对"?
-Penny：He just doesn't know he wants one 'cause he's never had one.
他只是不知道他想要，因为从来没人为他举办过。
Leonard成长为一名实验物理学家。
Perhaps if she'd also denied him Christmas,
如果他母亲取消了他的圣诞节，
he'dbe a little better at it.
他可能还会做得更好。
-Leonard：Thank you.
谢谢。
-Howard：Well, I love birthdays.
生活大爆炸第一季中英字幕
生活大爆炸第一季中英字幕第一集：不可控制的女孩英文标题：The Unresolved Woman情节概述：本集中，我们被引入了四位主要角色：莱纳德、谢尔顿、霍华德和拉贝。
故事开始于莱纳德和谢尔顿的公寓，他们正在观察新邻居佩妮搬入公寓的过程。
佩妮成为莱纳德心目中的女神，莱纳德和谢尔顿在公寓门口遇到了她并进行了简短的交流。
而霍华德则通过远程控制机器人与人交流。
对白：Scene 1: Sheldon and Leonard's ApartmentLeonard: (nervously) Sheldon, she's moving in!Sheldon: (excitedly) I know, Leonard! Isn't it fantastic? Maybe she'll change our lives forever!Leonard: (rolling his eyes) Sheldon, she's just a girl.Sheldon: (indignantly) Exactly, Leonard. She's. Just. A. Girl.(Scene change)Scene 2: Outside the Apartment BuildingLeonard and Sheldon bump into Penny as she's carrying some boxes. Penny: (smiling) Hi, I'm Penny.Leonard: (awkwardly) Hi Penny, I'm Leonard. This is Sheldon.Sheldon: (nodding) Hello.Penny: (looking at Sheldon's shirt) That's a cool Flash t-shirt! Sheldon: (proudly) Thank you. It's one of my favorites.(Scene change)Scene 3: Howard's bedroom with a robot controllerHoward: (speaking through the robot) Hey there, beautiful. You new in town?Penny: (confused) Uh, no. I just moved into the apartment building. Howard: (grinning) Lucky us! I'm Howard, by the way.Penny: (laughs) Nice to meet you, Howard.第二集：大脑磁悬浮实验英文标题：The Magnetic Brain Experiment情节概述：在这一集中，我们发现莱纳德是一名实验室实习生，他参与了一个脑部磁悬浮实验。
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-Leonard: Sick？
病了？
-Sheldon: Here we go. What kind o来自 sick又来了。什么病？
-Leonard: The flu, I guess.
我猜，就是流感吧。
-Sheldon: I don’t need you to guess. I need you to know.
-Leonard:Leonard, you’ll have to excuseSheldon. He’s a bit of a germaphobe.
Leonard，你要原谅Sheldon，他有点病理恐惧。
-Leonard: It’s okay. I understand.
没关系，我能理解。
-Sheldon: Thanks for your consideration, now please leave.
我在进行咽拭子培养
-Leonard: With lime Jell-O
用酸橙果冻
-Sheldon: I need a growth medium, and someone polished off the apricot yogurt.
我需要一个生长培养基，而杏仁酸奶却被扫荡一空。
-Sheldon: Here, swab my throat.
她没有任何症状，我确定她不会传染。
-Sheldon: Oh, please.
拜托。
If influenza was only contagious after symptoms appear, it would have died out thousand of years ago.
如果流感只是在症状出现后才会感染，那它早该在几千年前就消失了。
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"I Hate My Son and That's Why He Can't Have Cake?"
我帮你占卜过星座啊，记得吗?
I was going to do everybody's, untilSheldonwent on one of his typical psychotic rants.
我本来要帮每个人占一下的，后来Sheldon就开始他典型的疯癫演说。
-Sheldon：For the record,
恐怕不行。
-Penny：Why not?
为什么?
-Leonard：I don't celebrate my birthday.
我不庆祝生日的。
-Penny：Shut up. Yeah, you do.
瞎说，你会庆祝的。
-Leonard：It's no big deal, it's just the way I was raised.
You're beating me in Tetris,
你玩俄罗斯方块赢了我，
but you've got the upper body strength of a Keebler elf.
但你的上肢力量就跟Keebler小精灵一样弱。
-Raj：Keebler elf? I've got your Keebler elf right here.
嘿伙计们，伙计们，其他女服务生
wanted me to ask you something.
想让我问你们些事。
-Leonard：It's called Tressling.
这叫Tressling扳手腕俄罗斯方块。
生活大爆炸中英word字幕S01E01
60>Evidently.
61>Significant improvement over the old neighbor.
62>200-pound transvestite with a skin condition?
63>Yes,she is.
64>-oh,hi. -hi.
110>You might want to skip the reference to bowel movements.
111>You're inviting me over to eat?
112>Yes.
113>Oh,that's so nice. I'd love to.
114>Great.
115>So,what do you guys do for fun around here?
52en.me提醒：版权归原字幕组所有，仅供学习交流使用
天才也性感第1季第1集
1>So if a photon is directed through a plane
2>with two slits in it and either slit is observed,
3>it will not go through both slits.
8>Agreed. what's your point?
9>There's no point,I just think it's a good idea for a t-shirt.
10>-excuse me. -hang on.
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-Sheldon: And the north, once again, wins the Battle of Gettysburg.
而在北方，我们又一次赢得了葛底斯堡战役。
-Howard: Not so fast!
没那么快!
-Howard: Remember, the south still has two infantry divisions.
还有半兽人。
-Penny: I'll be back.
我稍候再来。
-Rajesh: Excuse me.
不好意思。
-Rajesh: Ganesh is the remover of obstacles and Shiva is the destroyer.G源自nesh擅长清除障碍,湿婆是毁灭之神。
-Rajesh: When the smoke clears, Abraham Lincoln will be speaking Hindi and drinking mint juleps.
对不起，既然世上已经有大胖汉堡,为什么我们要满足于像大胖汉堡呢
-Penny: Because you're not at Big Boy!
-Sheldon: You can't make the assumption that I'll like the hamburgers here.
不能假定我也喜欢这里的汉堡。
-Leonard: I'm sorry.
对不起。
-Leonard: Give him a hamburger.
给他一个汉堡。
当硝烟散尽,林肯将会说印第语,喝南方的薄荷饮料。
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and analyze the data so that you don't crash into geek mountain.
好好分析下数据，你就不会再坠入"呆子谷"。
-Howard：I didn’t agree, love is not a sprint; it's a marathon- -
你方案做怎样的实验
-Leonard：There's a generally accepted pattern in this area.
这个领域有种普遍接受的模式。
I would pick you up, take you to a restaurant.
我去接你，带你去餐厅，
Then we would see a movie,
When it comes to sexual harassment law, I'm a bit of a self-taught expert.
说到性骚扰的相关法律，我可是自学而成的专家。
-Leonard：Look,Howard, if I were to askLesliewinkle out, it would just be for dinner.
别告诉我你不可救药的迷恋，开展成了无意义的嫉妒。
-Leonard：I'm not jealous. I'm just a little concerned for her.
我不是嫉妒，只是有点担忧她。
I didn't like the look of the guy that she was with.
呆呆地在想什么呢 (此谚语中正好有Penny一词)
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时间机器电影里的时间机器? 不是，是"苏菲的抉择"里的时间机器 哥们苏菲可是在那部电影里用过时间机 器你们见过它么? 挺猛的 哦看起来好酷啊 只有 800 块? 是啊那是我的竞标价 你标 800 美元? 我也是一时激动啊！我以为别人会标到 上千块我只不过想凑个热闹 竞拍就剩下 3 0 秒了 你有 800 块么? 我就算有也不能花在迷你时间机器上 呃别担心，拍卖的时候买家总是在最后 一秒才出价他们突然闯进来把东西卷 走，行话叫狙击战术 还剩 15 秒 快来啊狙击手 10 9 8... 你说的狙击手呢? 5
-Leonard: Some guy is auctioning off a miniature Time 有人在网上拍卖迷你时间机器，那可是 Machine prop from the original film, and no one is bidding on it. 原版电影的仿制品但是没有人在竞拍 -Howard: A time machine from the movie The Time Machine? -Leonard: No. A time machine from Sophie's Choice -Rajesh: Boy, Sophie could have used a time machine in that movie. Did you see it? It's rough. -Howard: Oh, that's cool. -Rajesh: It's only $800? -Leonard: Yeah. And that's my bid. -Sheldon: You bid $800? -Leonard: It was a spur-of-the-moment thing. I figured it would go for thousands, and I just wanted to be a part of it. -Sheldon: There's only3 0 seconds left in the auction. -Howard: Do you have $800? -Leonard: Not to blow on a miniature time machine. -Howard: Well, don't worry. The way these things work is people wait until the last second to bid, and then they swoop in and get it. It's called sniping. -Rajesh: 15 seconds. -Leonard: Come on, snipers. -Rajesh: Ten, nine, eight... -Leonard: Where are your snipers? -Rajesh: five...
生活大爆炸--第10季第1集-美剧-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧-电影学英语-打印-word版
Previously on The Big Bang Theory. 《生活大爆炸》前情提要Dad, this is Sheldon's mother, Mary. 爸爸这是谢尔顿的母亲玛丽How do you do? 你好Nice to meet you. 很高兴见到你And, of course, Mom. 当然还有我妈Hello, my hateful shrew. 你好可憎的悍妇Hello to you, you wrinkled old bastard. 你也好皱巴巴的老王八蛋Hey, I just got an e-mail from the U.S. Air Force. 我收到了美国空军发来的电邮I'm just afraid if I respond, 我就怕万一我回复了then they'll know I got it. 他们就知道我的项目成功了Oh, dude. 伙计The minute you opened that e-mail, 你点开邮件的那一刻they knew you got it. 他们就知道你成功了I mean, they're probably looking at you 没准他们现在就通过through the camera right now. 电脑的摄像头监视你呢Oh, God. 天啊I think someone's following us. 好像有人跟踪我们Uh, turn left here and see if he turns with us. 在这左转看他们会不会跟着转Why is he turning here? The restaurant's the other way. 他为什么在这转弯饭店在另一边I don't know. He uses that traffic app. 不知道他有用一款路况软件Maybe there's an accident. 可能前头出车祸了吧Oh, so follow him. 那跟他走吧Oh, no! 不好Leonard, if you don't mind, 莱纳德希望你别介意I think I'm a little tired. 我有些累了I'm gonna call it a night. 今晚就到这里吧Sure, Dad. 当然不介意爸爸I'm a little tuckered out myself. 我也有些累坏了Well, I will see you all in the morning. 各位明早见Would you like to share a cab? 愿意跟我一起打车吗That would be fine. 当然好- Where are you staying? - I'm at the Westin. -你在哪住 -威斯汀酒店Well, so am I. 我也是Could I interest you in a nightcap? 能请你喝杯睡前酒吗I think that you could. 当然可以I think that you could. 时至今日Leonard? 莱纳德Leonard? 莱纳德What? 干嘛You realize you and I could become brothers. 你意识到我们有可能会成为"兄弟"吗We're not gonna be brothers. 我们才不会变成兄弟We're not gonna be stepbrothers. 我们也不会成为继兄弟Go to sleep. 快睡吧I hope you're right. 希望你是对的'Cause a grown man living with his brother 因为一个老大不小的爷们跟他的兄弟and his brother's wife is weird. 还有兄弟的老婆一起住太奇怪了Go to sleep. 快睡觉Okay. 好吧Do you think your father's doing unspeakable things 你觉得你父亲正在对我妈做to my mother? "不可描述的事情"吗No. 不Are you saying that 你这么说是因为because the things are unspeakable? 这件事"不可描述"吗Your parents are old. 你们的父母都老了Anything unspeakable was finished by 9:30. 任何"不可描述"的事情九点半前就搞完了Go to sleep. 快去睡啦Very well. 好吧I'm sorry if this stuff is gonna make the ceremony awkward. 如果因为这事把婚礼搞尴尬了我很抱歉God, I thought my brother fresh out of jail 我还以为我刚出狱的哥哥was gonna make everyone uncomfortable, 会搞得大家都不自在呢but now this... 结果闹出这出...Hey, if you want me to sleep 你们想让我睡觉you're gonna have to stop talking. 就得闭上嘴巴啊Okay, I'm gonna go pick up my family. 我要去接我家人了Like an hour and half, two hours, depending on traffic. 估计要一个半到两小时看堵不堵Yeah, drive safe. 小心开车Oh, hey, and do yourself a favor, all right? 记得千万别哪壶不开提哪壶When Beverly gets here, do not bring up last night. 贝弗莉来的时候千万别提昨晚那事All right? As far as you're concerned, 可以吗你们要表现得you don't know anything, 啥都不知道you didn't see anything. 啥都没看到I want you just to play dumb. 反正就是装成傻逼就行了It was nice of her to show us playing dumb with an example. 她人真好还亲自示范怎么装傻逼What? 什么Hi. Okay, hey there, I got-- I'm sorry, I got to go now. 你好啊我... 抱歉我有事先走了- Penny, wait. - Why? -佩妮留步 -为什么I wanted to thank you for going through all the trouble 我想感谢你为了我大费周章of planning a second wedding ceremony for me, 策划了第二次结婚典礼but unfortunately I cannot attend. 但很遗憾我不克参加Well, why? What's wrong? 为什么怎么了Wha-- are we still doing the dumb thing? 我... 我们还要来装傻这招吗Okay, why, what's wrong? 好吧为什么怎么了I just cannot stay here 这里我是待不下了while your father goes out of his way to humiliate me. 你父亲摆明了就是要羞辱我Oh, golly, however did he humiliate you? 天啊他怎么羞辱你了Stop it, Sheldon. 少来了谢尔顿Do I say "stop what?" or just throw in the towel? 我是接"少来什么" 还是该停止装傻了I don't see why I should have to watch your father 我想不到我为什么要留下看你父亲parade around with some Bible-thumping bumpkin. 拉着一个土掉渣圣经狂招摇过市Oh, excuse me, that is my mother you're talking about, 喂喂喂你刚才说的人可是我母亲however accurately. 虽然描述十分正确Okay, Beverly, 贝弗莉aren't you overreacting a little? 你是不是有点反应过度了All we know is they shared a cab and had a nightcap. 他们只是一起打车并喝了杯睡前酒嘛And turned their phones off. 还把手机关机了Not helping, buddy. 越帮越忙啊兄弟Mother, Penny and I really want you to be part of this. 母亲我跟佩妮真的很希望您能出席Please stay. 请留下吧Yeah, plus if you leave, 而且你要是走了Alfred will know he got under your skin. 阿尔弗雷德就知道他成功激怒你了Well, we can't have that. 的确不能这么满足他You know, also, if they did have coitus, 而且如果他们真的交媾了we'll all be needing a skilled psychiatrist. 我们都需要个厉害的心理医生开导It is funny when you think about it. 其实回想起来还挺搞笑的Maybe to you. 或许你觉得好笑You didn't get a $500 traffic ticket. 五百块的罚单又不是你付钱Because you were driving like a lunatic. 那是因为你像个疯子一样乱飙车Hey, if thinking secret government agents 如果觉得有政府秘密特务are chasing you makes you a lunatic, then... 在后面追你你就成了疯子... yeah, okay. 那我认了Oh, I'll get it. 我去开吧It didn't help that you couldn't walk a straight line 警察把你拦下来的时候when the cop pulled you over. 你走不了直线也只能怪自己啊I have performance anxiety. 我有表现焦虑症啊You of all people should know that. 你应该最懂越要我"表现"我越焦虑啊Hello. 您好I'm looking for Howard Wolowitz. 我来找霍华德·沃罗威茨Howard Wolowitz? 霍华德·沃罗威茨咩I have the right address, don't I? 我没找错地址吧Address? 地址啥Is he here? 他在吗Um... no. 不在Do you know where I can find him? 你知道我上哪可以找到他吗May I ask what this is about? 我能问一下你找他有什么事吗No, you may not. 不能问Very well. 是的官爷Have him call me. 让他打电话给我Okay. 好的Raj, who's at the door? 拉杰谁在门口That's not him. 不是他本人啦Oh, I can't wait for you to meet everyone. 真想立刻让你们跟大家见面I told them all about you. 我早就跟他们提过你们啦Like what? 提了什么Do they know about your brother? 他们知道你哥哥的事吗Uh, not everything, just, like, the jail and drugs part. 我也没全说啊就说了坐牢和毒品的部分- Why would you do that? - What? -你干嘛要说那些呢 -怎么了The world doesn't need to know our problems. 家丑不可外扬好吗Well, Mom, I'm sorry, but... 好啦妈对不起嘛Hey, look, they got Walgreens here, too. 瞧瞧这里也有那家连锁药店耶You really think it's helpful to change the subject, Wyatt? 你真的觉得蠢话有助于换话题吗怀亚特Just trying to make this a happy trip, dear. 我只想让大家路上保持愉悦的心情亲爱的Well, quit it! 省省吧So, uh, Randall, can't believe after all these years 兰德尔真不敢相信这么多年后you finally get to visit me in California. 你终于能来加州看我Well, good thing I was a nonviolent offender, 幸好我是非暴力罪犯otherwise I couldn't have left the state. 否则我连老家都出不了All right, that's enough jail talk. 行啦蹲大牢的话题到此为止Penny knows where I was; she sent me cigarettes. 佩妮知道我在哪儿蹲她还给我寄过香烟呢You sent your brother cigarettes? 你居然给你哥哥寄烟吗He was cooking and selling crystal meth, Susan, 苏珊他制毒和贩毒呢I think we can let the cigarettes slide. 抽烟这种小儿科就别计较了Stop trying to be the cool dad; 少给我装什么酷老爹you have a shirt with our cat's picture on it. 你都穿印着咱们家猫的白痴T恤了Anyway, we're here, slugger. 总之人都在这儿了宝贝闺女That's great, now they know where I live. 这下好了现在他们都知道我住哪儿了What are you talking about? 你在胡说什么They've always known where you live. 他们一直都知道你住哪儿Yeah, if you want to go off the grid, 是啊如果你想玩失踪you have to move out of your mother's house. 你得先搬出你妈的房子Can we take a moment to discuss 我们能不能花点时间讨论下that I just lied to the government for you? 我为了你骗了政府这件事Yeah. 是啊I would not have done that for you. 我肯定不会为你这么做Howard, please just call the man, see what he wants. 霍华德你就打给他看看他想干嘛All right, all right. 好吧好吧Hey, make sure you tell him that 你一定要告诉他you weren't home when he came by 他来的时候你不在家and that your Indian friend gave you the message 你前脚一踏进家门the moment you stepped through the door. 你的印度友人后脚就转告你了Yes, hello. 你好Uh, this is Howard Wolowitz 我是霍华德·沃罗威茨for Colonel Richard Williams. 找理查德·威廉姆斯上校Oh, I take it back, don't mention me. 我改变主意了千万别提我Hi, Colonel Williams, how can I help you? 威廉姆斯上校有什么需要我效劳的吗What? Oh, uh, yes, he is from India. 什么是的他是印度人No, I don't know his immigration status. 不我不知道他的签证情况Relax, I'm still on hold! 安啦我还在等转接呢Speaking. 是我Okay, sure, I can meet with you on Thursday. 当然周四见面没问题Caltech is fine. 约加州理工学院也没问题Yeah, and may I ask what this is about? 好我能问问是什么事吗I may not? 不能啊That's what he said to me. 他也是这么对我说的Here you are, Mother. 您端好了妈妈Thank you. 谢谢I'm glad you decided to stay. 很高兴你决定留下来It's gonna be special for Penny and me to share this with you.我和佩妮能跟你一起分享这一天一定很特别I can't wait for this day to be over. 我迫切希望今天赶紧结束Yeah, special, like that. 是啊你说的这种"特别"That's them. 他们来了Please don't make things any more awkward than they already are. 局面够尴尬了拜托不要再增加尴尬程度了All right, so less or equally awkward, got it. 好的那就是减少或持平都行懂了Hey, guys, come on in. 来啦快请进- Oh, thank you. - Good morning. -谢谢 -早上好- Morning. - Hello. -早安 -你们好How is everyone today? 今天大家都挺好吧Good, and you? 挺好你呢- Good, good. - Good. -挺好挺好 -那就好I'm good, too. 我也挺好Good. 好So, did you defile my mother or not? 你到底有没有玷污我妈Sheldon! 谢尔顿You're being rude. 你真是太失礼了If I may, I can assure you, 容我说一句你大可放心your mother and I did nothing more 我和你母亲只是than share a cab and a conversation. 一起打车一起聊天绝无任何越举行为Did that conversation include the phrase 你们聊天的内容有这句话吗"Your genitals are a joy to behold"? "你的生殖器真是赏心悦目"That's enough! 够了Look, I promise you, neither I, 听着我保证无论是我nor anyone, has ever said that. 或是任何人都从未说过这句话You don't know his girlfriend very well. 看来你跟他女朋友不是很熟Or what a joy it is to behold my genitals. 也不熟悉我生殖器赏心悦目的程度All right, you guys, uh, get settled in, 好了你们先放好行李then we'll go across the hall and say hi to everyone. 然后我们就过对面跟大家打声招呼You know, It's hard to believe I've never met Leonard. 难以置信我从来没见过莱纳德Well, he probably buys his illegal drugs 估计他的违禁毒品from a local vendor. 都是找地头蛇买的Not funny, Wyatt. 不好笑怀亚特- I thought it was really funny. - Thanks. -我觉得很好笑啊 -谢谢Well, fine, if everyone wants to make jokes about our problems, 好啊如果大家都想拿我们的家丑开玩笑then I can, too. 那我也行啊Knock, knock. Who's there? 咚咚是谁敲门呀Our family is an embarrassment. 我们家就是个笑话- That's not much of a joke. - Okay. -这算不上是笑话啊 -好了Listen, Mom, I know you're nervous, but I promise you, 妈我知道你紧张但我保证no one is gonna judge you or this family. 不会有人戴有色眼镜看你或我们家Oh, I'm sorry. 对不起It's just we're meeting Leonard's parents for the first time, 只是我们是第一次见莱纳德父母and-and they're academics and-and intellectuals, 他们是学界精英还是知识分子and I don't want them thinking we're white trash. 我不想让他们觉得我们是垃圾白人Well, what color trash do you think they'll believe? 那你觉得他们会比较信任什么颜色的垃圾How could you think that I would spend the night 你怎么能认为我会跟with a man I just met? 刚认识的男人过夜呢A man named Jesus 一个叫耶稣的男人convinced you to build a church in Africa. 让你掏钱在非洲盖了一座教堂You're kind of a sucker. 你就是这么好骗Well, nothing happened, right? 啥事也没发生对吧I-It's over. 所以一切到此为止Until we get married a third time, 除非我俩再办第三次婚礼you guys will never have to see each other again. 否则你们永远不会再见到彼此了Well, you know, actually that's not the case. 这个倒不一定Mary may visit me in New York. 玛丽之后可能会来纽约看我And he's never been to Texas. 他也从来没去过德州Maybe we meet halfway. 我们可以约在中间见面What? In the Chattahoochee National Forest in Georgia?你俩要在乔治亚州的查塔国家森林公园见面吗I can't be the only one that knows that's halfway.不可能只有我知道那是纽约和德州的中间点吧You're not seriously going to visit each other. 你们不会真的想要继续见面吧And why wouldn't we? 为什么不呢Oh, please, you're just saying this to antagonize me. 拜托你不过就是想激怒我而已Not at all. 才怪Mary happens to be a wonderful woman. 玛丽可是个好女人And if it antagonizes you, tothat's just a bonus. 如果这激怒了你那算一石二鸟Mary, I'm sorry you're in the middle of this. 玛丽抱歉把你扯到这些破事上来No, no, nothing to be sorry about. 不不用道歉I genuinely like your father. 我是真的很喜欢你爸爸What? But he's a mediocre academic. 喜欢他什么他只是个平庸的学者And according to Beverly, his sexual prowess is subpar. 而且贝弗莉说他的床技低于平均线呢He's basically Leonard with a bigger prostate. 他根本就是一个前列腺肥大版的莱纳德嘛Are you saying that my dad's not good enough for your mom? 你是说我爸配不上你妈吗Yes, while also getting in a solid dig at you. 没错我还同时好好挖苦了你一番Pretty efficient, huh? 这才叫一石二鸟This is ridiculous. I-I'm going across the hall. 这实在太荒唐了我要去对面屋待一会But why should you get to go 凭什么你可以走掉and leave me here with your bickering parents? 却留下我和你吵个不停的父母在一起Fine, then you go! 好那你走吧Well, I don't want to stay here with her. I'll go. 我不想和她同处一室我走I'll go with you. 我和你一起走That still leaves me here with him. 那不还是把我和他留在这里了吗Hang on, hang on! 等一下等一下We're smart, we can figure this out. 聪明如我们一定能找出解决办法Okay, so...Mary and Beverly can't be together. 玛丽和贝弗莉不能待在一起Uh, Alfred and Beverly can't be together. 阿尔弗瑞德和贝弗莉不能待在一起Leonard and I can't be together. 莱纳德和我不能待在一起Now, I could be with Alfred... 我虽然可以和阿尔弗瑞德待在一起but I don't like his face. 但我不喜欢他的长相Oh, here! I've got it! 好了我有办法了Who's ready for a wedding? 大家准备好参加婚礼了吗Great, now I have to start all over. 我去这下子又得重新安排了So how's the world of pharmaceuticals treating you? 你在制药行业混得如何Pretty good. I actually just got assigned 挺好的我最近刚被分到了a much better territory. 一个更好的区域See what happens when you work hard? 看到没有这就是努力工作的好处Hey, she just sells drugs. I had to make 'em. 她不过就是卖卖药我还得负责制药[毒]呢Okay, that's enough. 好了够了No more drug talk for the rest of this trip. 从现在开始任何人都不许再提药和毒品了I'll drink to that. 为了这句话干杯Haven't you had enough? 你还没喝够吗Penny drinks more than I do. 佩妮比我喝得多多了Well, I learned from the best. 名师出高徒Very nice, Wyatt. 干得好怀亚特And you wonder why this one turned out the way he did.你现在知道这家伙为啥是这副德行了吧You see what I've gotta put up with! 看看我过得多么煎熬啊What you've gotta put up with? 你煎熬什么Why did you have to go to jail? 你为什么非要进监狱呢It's called getting caught, Mother! 我是被抓到了才进去的妈妈Hello! 我来了Hey, there he is! Hey! 新郎来了Oh, Leonard! It's so nice to see you again! 莱纳德再见到你太好了Oh, you, too! 见到你我也很高兴Hey, everyone, this is my mother, Beverly. 各位这是我妈妈贝弗莉- Hello.- Hi. -你们好 -你好We are not white trash! 我们可不是垃圾白人哦Are you excited to see your son walk down the aisle? 想到儿子要步上红毯了是不是很激动啊Yes, I am. 的确很激动I'm just feeling a little guilty 我只是有一点罪恶感about all the trouble I've caused. 毕竟给他添麻烦了Oh, so am I. 我也是You made God sad today, Mom. 你今天让上帝泪流满面呢妈妈Sheldon, they haven't done anything wrong. 谢尔顿他们并没有做什么错事I think it's nice they're hitting it off. 我觉得他们之间能产生火花是很不错啊Well, that's still no reason to rush into anything. 那也不用这么着急吧Look at us. 看看我们We took things remarkably slow. 我们就进行得非常缓慢You and I, we didn't even hold hands for two years. 你和我整整两年连手都没牵过It was a lot hotter than it sounds. 实际情况比听起来要热辣得多You're a patient young lady. 你是一位有耐心的小姑娘Hey, hey! She's mine! 喂喂名花已有主Take a cold shower, grandpa! 降降你的邪火老大爷Why wouldn't that colonel say what the meeting's about?那个上校为什么不告诉我这次见面的内容呢It has to be bad news. 一定没好事Calm down, okay? Try not to think about it. 冷静试着别去想这件事好吗That's really stupid advice. 这算哪门子垃圾建议You know that hurts my feelings. 你这么说可太伤我的心了Calm down, try not to think about it. 冷静试着别去想这件事好吗Okay. 好吧Why do I bother talking to you? 我就不该和你说这事Oh, come on. What's the worst that could come of this meeting? 拜托你去见面的最坏结果会是什么I don't know. They take the invention away, 我不知道他们抢走我的发明and I get nothing? 我人财两空Okay, that's not so bad. 这也不算最坏啊You know what happened to the scientists 你知道当年参与曼哈顿原子弹计划的that worked on the Manhattan Project? 科学家们都是什么下场吗The government forced them to move to the desert. 政府强迫他们搬去沙漠They had to live in secret, 他们见不得光and when Oppenheimer objected 而当物理学家奥本海默拒绝to what they made him do, 做他们安排的任务时they destroyed his reputation. 政府就搞臭了他的名声What's the point of that story? 你说这故事的意义是什么I just read a book about Oppenheimer, 我刚读了一本关于奥本海默的书seemed like a chance to show off. 正好借机显摆一下There he is! 这就好了嘛There's my happy Hebraic homeboy. 这才是我那位快乐的犹太小伙子Yeah, that's the smile I'm gonna remember 当你以后常驻沙漠when you're living in the desert and I'm living with your wife. 而我跟你妻子同居时我会记起你这灿烂笑容So, what do you do for a living? 你从事什么工作啊Mommy, you want to take this one? 妈咪你能帮我回答这个问题吗Um, Randall's in between jobs. 兰德尔总是不停地换工作And court appearances. 还有不停地出庭It's nice to meet the woman 我很高兴能见到养育出who raised this fine young man. 这么好的棒小伙的妈妈I'm looking forward to meeting his father. 我很期待和他的父亲见面Prepare to be disappointed. 那你就准备好失望吧And he can't wait to meet you, too. 我想他一定也迫不及待见你Can I get anyone a drink? 谁想来点喝的Well, I could use another beer. 我不介意再来瓶啤酒You're done. 你喝够多了He's done. 他喝够了Hey! Is everyone getting to know each other? 看来你们已经相互认识了Not at all! 完全不是Nice to see you again, Dr. Hofstadter. 很高兴再见到您霍夫斯塔德博士I'm, uh, Leonard's friend, Stuart. 我是莱纳德的朋友斯图尔特Nice to see you, too. 幸会Hi, I'm Stuart. 您好我是斯图尔特Ooh, I'm Alfred. Leonard's father. 我是阿尔弗雷德莱纳德的父亲Oh! Oh, hi. 您好啊抱歉Uh, I'm sorry, did you two want to sit together? 你们要不要坐一起- No. - No. -不要 -不用I was wondering why the front row was available. 我还纳闷为什么前排会有空位呢Okay, I think we're ready. 好了我们应该准备好了Why do people cry at weddings? 为什么人们会在婚礼上哭啊They're practicing for what's coming later. 他们是在为婚后生活做练习Thank you for cleaning yourself up for your sister's wedding.谢谢你为了妹妹的婚礼特地打扮了一番Thank you for my new teeth. 我的新牙也得谢你啊Welcome to the family, Leonard. 欢迎加入我们家庭莱纳德Don't lend your new brother-in-law money. 千万别借钱给你的大舅子We're here today to celebrate love. 今日我们齐聚一堂来庆祝爱情Sigh louder, no one heard you. 叹气再更大声点人家听不到Really, I can move. 真的我不介意挪位置Not just Leonard and Penny's love, 不只是莱纳德与佩妮的爱情but the love we have for them, as well as each other. 还有我们对他们以及彼此间的爱Speaking of love, 说到"爱"STDs among the elderly are skyrocketing. 老年人间的性病传染突破天际啊Love is patient, 爱是耐心but it's not gonna put up with all the side chatter, 但不代表就会容忍有人在底下叽叽喳喳so let's knock it off! 所以把嘴闭上At least she's yelling at someone else for a change. 好歹她终于换个人吼吼了Howard! 霍华德Okay, I understand everyone's a little tense today, 好了我知道大家今天都有点神经紧绷so I am just gonna get to the important stuff. 所以我就直接跳到重点部分吧Leonard, standing here with you 莱纳德与你一起在这里in front of our family and friends 站在我们亲朋好友的面前is bringing up a lot of feelings. 我内心感慨万千Like what a good idea it was to elope the first time.比如想到我们第一次私奔结婚是多好的主意But also how incredibly happy you make me. 但也想到你让我无比快乐Thank you for marrying me. 谢谢你娶了我Hopefully for the last time. 希望这是你最后一次娶我了Penny... 佩妮as a scientist, 作为一名科学家my job is to figure out why things happen. 我的职责是搞懂事物发生的原因But I don't think I'll ever understand 但我想我永远搞不懂how someone like me 我这样的凡夫俗子could get to be with someone like you. 怎能有幸与你共度一生You know... maybe... I don't need to understand it, 或许... 或许我不需要搞懂I just need to be grateful. 我只需感谢天赐良缘I love you, Penny. 我爱你佩妮Anybody have anything snarky to say about that? 有人对此有啥毒舌言论要发表吗Didn't think so. 我也觉得不会有I'd like to say something. 我想说两句Beverly, 贝弗莉I know that we don't bring out the best in each other.我知道我们没有把最好的一面呈现给对方But something wonderful did come from our relationship:但我们的结合还是带来了一件美好事物that young man right there. 就是前面这个好小伙I couldn't agree more. 我非常同意That's beautiful. 太感人了Thank you. All right, let's continue. 谢谢好了我们继续Yeah, excuse me, I need to say something 抱歉我也有话想对to someone pretty special, and... 一位很特别的人说而且...I just can't wait any longer. 我一刻都不想等了It's happening. 守得云开见月明啊Leonard... 莱纳德You and I have our ups and downs. 你我之间起起伏伏有好有坏But I have always considered you my family. 但一直以来我始终把你当家人看待Even before the recent threat of our parents fornicating连最近我们的父母如两只老兔子般疯狂交配like wrinkly old rabbits. 也没有威胁到这份情谊I don't always show it, 虽然我不常表现出来but you are of great importance to me. 但你对我无比重要Both of you. 你们俩都是Thank you. 谢谢Okay. 好了I now pronounce you husband and wife. 我现在宣布你们为夫妻And weird other husband who came with the apartment. 外加随公寓附赠的另一位怪丈夫Thank you for taking us to the airport. 谢谢你载我们去机场Hey, I'm just thrilled we're all getting along for a minute.我很开心我们一家能和平共处一会儿Yeah, me, too. 我也是Beverly, I'm sorry if I upset you. 贝弗莉我如果惹你不开心了对不起Water under the bridge, Alfred. 过了就算了阿尔弗雷德Leonard, why don't you get into the carpool lane? 莱纳德你为什么不开上共乘车道Well, that's a solid line. He can't cross it. 那里是实线他不能切过去That's okay. I can make it over. 没事我可以切过去No, no, let's plod along. 不必不必就慢悠悠地开吧It'll make your father feel more comfortable. 这么开你父亲会舒服点What makes me comfortable is knowing I don't have to 真正让我感到舒心的是想到wake up tomorrow morning and see your sour face. 明早不用一起床就看见你那张臭脸Do the world a favor and don't wake up tomorrow morning. 善待这个世界明早别醒来了That was almost a minute. 和平了快整整一分钟呢There's a lot of traffic. Are we gonna be okay? 好多车啊不会赶不上吧You'll be at the airport an hour before your flight. 你会在你飞机起飞前一个小时到达机场Good. Thank you. 很好谢谢Plenty of time for you to meet another geriatric boy toy. 有足够时间让你再找一个"老"白脸Hey. I will not have you be disrespectful to me. 我不许你不尊重我Yes, ma'am. 是的母亲大人Sheldon, your mother's an attractive woman. 谢尔顿你的母亲是一位很有魅力的女子You need to get used to the fact 你得习惯that men are gonna be interested in her. 男人们会对她趋之若鹜And you need to drive the car and mind your business. 你也得闭嘴开车少多管闲事I will not have you be disrespectful to me. 我也不许你不尊重我What-- you're not my mother. 你又不是我妈Don't you be disrespectful to her! 你不许不尊重她Yes, ma'am. 是的大人You'll get there, you've just got to put some zing on it. 慢慢来多加鞭策就行了Penny, I don't know what I was worried about. 佩妮我真不知道我之前瞎担心什么Your friends are just lovely. 你的朋友们都很讨人喜欢啊Oh, thanks, Mom. 谢谢啊妈妈Although that Sheldon is a bit peculiar. 除了那个谢尔顿有点"特别"Is he? I never noticed. 是吗从来没注意到啊He reminds me of that turkey we had 他让我想起我们家养过的那只火鸡who drowned looking up at the rain. 看雨看到被雨水呛死了Cops, cops, be cool! 条子条子要淡定。
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-Sheldon: All right! I’m moving my infantry division. -Sheldon: Augmented by battalion of orcs from land of the rings. -Sheldon: We flank the Tennessee volunteers. -Sheldon: And the north, once again, wins the Battle of Gettysburg.
经典汉堡,农家汉堡,烧烤汉堡还是柯比汉堡 能不能去大胖汉堡店 大胖汉堡只有一种汉堡。
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THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E05
-Penny: Well, the Barbecue Burger is like the Big Boy. -Sheldon: Excuse me, in a world that already includes a Big Boy, why would I settle for something like a Big Boy
Elliot Wong 怎么啦 他调到高能辐射课题组了。 发生一些小意外,其他团员怕坐他身边被辐 射。
-Leslie: So are you in -Leonard: Yeah, sure, why not -Leslie: Great, we rehearse on Tuesdays at your place. -Sheldon: Why at my place -Leslie: Yeah, Department of Energy said our regular space is kind of a hot zone.
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不只是我的鸡蛋，弄的是全人类的蛋。
-Leonard：And we all thank you.
我们都感激你。
-Sheldon: Use new eggs.
要用新鲜鸡蛋。
-Penny：hi. Hey, I'm running out to the market.
可能是他在机器人方面的研究取得了重大进展。
-Howard：Hey, what up, science bitches
怎样，科学怪人们
May I introduce my special lady friend Summer
这位是我特别的女性朋友Summer。
-Woman：Howard, I told you touching is extra.
恭喜他，跟他握手，然后就走。
-Sheldon: How's this
这样如何
Pleased to meet you,Dr. Gablehauser.
见到你很高兴，Gablehauser博士。
"How fortunate for you that the university's chosen to hire you,"
-Sheldon: you know, I've been thinking about time travel again.
我最近一直在想着时光旅行。
-Leonard：Why, did you hit a roadblock with invisibility
为什么，你又撞上看不见的路障了
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THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E11
-Sheldon: We have no idea what pathogen Typhoid Leonard has introduced into our environment. For having never been to Nebraska, I'm fairly certain that I have no corn-husking antibodies. -Leonard: Sheldon, don't you think you're overreacting -Sheldon: When I'm lying comatose in a hospital relying on inferior minds to cure me, these Jell-O cultures and my accompanying notes will give them a fighting chance. -Leonard: I'm going back to bed. -Sheldon: Wait. Put this in the bathroom. -Leonard: What for -Sheldon: I need to measure my fluid intake and output to make sure my kidneys aren't shutting down. -Leonard: I mixed pancake batter in this! -Sheldon: No, that measuring cup has always been for urine. -Leonard: You had time to make a label for everything in this apartment including the label maker, but you didn't have ten seconds to make one that said "urine cup" -Sheldon: It's right here on the bottom. -Leonard: Huh. I guess I owe the Betty Crocker Company a letter of apology. -Sheldon: Oh, dear God. Leonard! Leonard, I'm sick! Leonard, my comforter fell down, and my sinuses hurt when I bend over. -Sheldon: Leonard, where are you -Leonard: I'm at work. -Sheldon: At 6:30 in the morning -Leonard: Yes. -Sheldon: On Sunday -Leonard: Yes. -Sheldon: Why -Leonard: They asked me to come in. -Sheldon: I didn't hear the phone ring. -Leonard: They texted me. -Sheldon: Well, as I predicted, I am sick. My fever has been tracking up exponentially since 2:00 a.m., and I am producing sputum at an alarming rate. -Leonard: No kidding -Sheldon: No not only that, it has shifted from clear to milky green. -Leonard: All right, well, get some rest and drink plenty of fluids. -Sheldon: What else would I drink, gases, solids, ionized plasma -Leonard: Drink whatever you want. -Sheldon: I want soup. -Leonard: Then make soup. -Sheldon: We don't have soup. -Leonard: I'm at work, Sheldon. -Sheldon: Is that a dog -Leonard: Yes. -Sheldon: In the lab -Leonard: Yes. They're training dogs to operate the centrifuge for when they need dogs to operate the centrifuge for blind scientists. I have to go. -Old Lady: Howard, it's the phone! -Howard: I know it's the phone, Ma, I hear the phone! -Old Lady: Well, who's calling at this ungodly hour! -Howard: I don't know! -Old Lady: Well, ask them why they're calling at this ungodly
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THE BIG BANG THEORY S02E07——————————————————————————————————————————————————————————-Sheldon：-Leonard：-Howard：-Penny：-Raj：100:00:08,700 --> 00:00:09,830时间到Time!200:00:09,900 --> 00:00:11,900好的克林贡迷们放下铅笔All right, Klingons, pencils down.300:00:13,960 --> 00:00:15,960好的我这有 "pokh"[星际迷航里的克林贡语]Okay, I have "pokh."400:00:16,030 --> 00:00:17,630有了有了Have it. Got it.500:00:17,700 --> 00:00:18,630 "Potl""Potl."600:00:18,700 --> 00:00:19,900有了有了Yup. Have it. Have it.700:00:19,960 --> 00:00:20,900 "Pukhpa""Pukhpa."800:00:20,960 --> 00:00:22,230有了有了Have it. Got it. Yup.900:00:22,300 --> 00:00:23,230我有"chorrr"I have "chorrr."1000:00:23,300 --> 00:00:24,130有了Got it. Yup.1100:00:24,200 --> 00:00:25,330 -"Nekhmakh" -有了-"Nekhmakh." -Yeah. Yeah.1200:00:25,400 --> 00:00:26,760和"kreplach"And "kreplach."1300:00:26,830 --> 00:00:28,160等等 "Kreplach"吗Hold on a second. "Kreplach?"1400:00:28,160 --> 00:00:28,990对Yeah.1500:00:28,990 --> 00:00:31,380那不是克林贡语那是依地语意思是肉馅饺子That isn't Klingon; it's Yiddish for meat-filled dumpling.1600:00:32,600 --> 00:00:35,430看来它也是克林贡语中的词语Well, as it turns out, it's also a Klingon word.1700:00:35,500 --> 00:00:36,860真的吗给它下个定义Really? Define it.1800:00:36,930 --> 00:00:41,600"Kreplach": 美味的克林贡饺子"Kreplach": A hearty Klingon... dumpling.1900:00:41,660 --> 00:00:42,960裁判怎么裁决Judge's ruling?2000:00:43,030 --> 00:00:44,830不予采纳Bilurrrbe.2100:00:46,260 --> 00:00:48,630大伙我要看一下你们的电视Hey, guys, I need to use your TV.2200:00:48,700 --> 00:00:49,800你的怎么了What's wrong with your TV?2300:00:49,860 --> 00:00:50,960我也不知道刚刚没影了I don't know. It just died.2400:00:51,030 --> 00:00:52,300里面全是雪花I'm getting a bunch of static.2500:00:52,360 --> 00:00:53,460你付你的有线电视费了吗Did you pay your cable bill?2600:00:53,530 --> 00:00:56,960你这口气跟有线电视公司一样Ugh, you sound just like the cable company.2700:00:57,030 --> 00:00:57,960好吧大家安静All right, so, shh!2800:00:58,030 --> 00:01:00,730泰拉·班克斯(超模之母)马上要从全美超模大赛里踢人了Tyra Banks is about to kick someone off America's Next Top Model. 2900:01:00,800 --> 00:01:02,460抱歉佩妮但我们要Excuse me, Penny, but we're...3000:01:02,530 --> 00:01:03,460别别别告诉她No, no, don't tell her.3100:01:03,530 --> 00:01:04,530正在玩克林贡语拼字游戏playing Klingon Boggle.3200:01:04,600 --> 00:01:06,260哦Aw...3300:01:06,330 --> 00:01:07,630你"哦"什么What do you mean, "Aw"?3400:01:07,700 --> 00:01:10,760难道她不知道我们是书呆子吗Like she didn't know we were nerds?3500:01:10,830 --> 00:01:12,030好吧如果你一定要看的话All right, if you must watch,3600:01:12,100 --> 00:01:13,560那就请你静音只看字幕then mute it with closed captions, please.3700:01:13,630 --> 00:01:14,900随你Fine.3800:01:18,400 --> 00:01:22,960好了拼字斗士们开始吧All right, Boggle warriors... kapla'!3900:01:29,300 --> 00:01:32,300看看这些姑娘Look at those women.4000:01:32,360 --> 00:01:33,630真是光彩照人啊They're gorgeous.4100:01:33,700 --> 00:01:36,700"Worf" 不错名词当专有名词就太可惜了Oh! "Worf," nice! Too bad that's a proper noun.4200:01:38,260 --> 00:01:41,300看那位她就是未来的沃罗威茨夫人Oh, look, the's the future Mrs. Wolowitz.4300:01:41,360 --> 00:01:44,300不对等等那位才是No, wait, that's the future Mrs. Wolowitz.4400:01:44,360 --> 00:01:45,700头上戴着With her head in the lap of...4500:01:45,760 --> 00:01:49,560真是太巧了她才是未来的沃罗威茨夫人Oh, what a coincidence. It's the future Mrs. Wolowitz.4600:01:49,630 --> 00:01:52,430对她们都可以搬去同你和你妈妈一起住Yeah, and they can all move in with you and your mother.4700:01:54,800 --> 00:01:57,060现任的沃罗威茨夫人The current Mrs. Wolowitz.4800:01:59,260 --> 00:02:03,200"qochbe'"是用嘴发音还是用喉咙发音Is "qochbe'" spelled with a (gargling) or a (guttural grunt)?4900:02:03,260 --> 00:02:06,860为什么沃罗威茨夫人在哭呢Why is that Mrs. Wolowitz crying?50。