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英语搞笑短剧剧本

三打白骨精Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精（何平）B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头B3:Long long ago,in the acient age,there were three foolish man …..T S E一起看着B3：em?B3:eh,three brave person for the human’s peace went to the buddhist paradise.B2:now,they are acrossing the pleace named……（望着B1）B1:Don’t ask me ,I don’t know either 红色部分不要，换成英文的西游记片头曲B2:OK,let’s begine!（放好汉歌~）T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until w e reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once ag ain,I will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But bos s,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?J: I’m sorr y,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.作抽泣状B1:Do you remember the girl who live in DaMing lake?My dear,xiaozangzang,it’s me 撕心肺裂T：Oh,I just meet lady xia,and get her phone number.Maybe you’re not beautiful enough.SHIFT,i was the failer again.B1:MY GOD.My heart is broken ,and you are so cruel！But i just like it.so men.T:heihei,猥琐的笑同时PPT放唐僧唱歌的样子“我伤害了你，我一笑而过。

英语三人短剧--搞笑

顾客: 小心, 你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员: 别担心, 先生, 不是很烫！A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。

“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak? (What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again?服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。

第一个顾客：我要茶第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen?A:I'll have tea.C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!(Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:) Two teas.Which one asked for the clean glass?创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。

服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？看起来象是在仰泳，A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。

A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。

三人英语小短剧

三人小短剧主角：两女一男，男的饰演宁采臣穿越而来，两女是好朋友其中一人是小倩转世而来。

永：morning，candy.虫：morning,Cassie。

永：what's wrong with you .you looks so pale.虫：i were watching tv all the night.永：what did you watch ?虫：Have you heard of the prevalent Time-travel TV series"Bu Bu Jing Xin" ?永：oh I love it so much. the actress are beautiful, their dressing is great.虫：me too.if you have a chance ,which dynasty do you want to transported to ? 永：of course .song dynasty.I"d like to protect our country .and let citizen have a easy living.虫：what a great ideal!永：but it is so ridiculous.we won't have chance to transported.虫：i don‘t agree with you .everything is possible.男的破门而入男：what happened ?where i am ?where my sweetheart xiaoqian? xiaoqian? xiaoqian? Where are you ?绕教室跑下去,问班上的众人who are you ? Where i am ? all of you look so strange! What happened? Tell me ,who can tell me ?永：look at that guy！he looks so amusing!虫：What happened to he?永：you see .his hair is so long .style is strang,the dressing likes acient people.虫：wow ,is he transported永：no ,it's impossible.虫：look! he is getting close to us.男：young ladies.i'm so glad to meet you here. You are familiar to me! oh god ! "xiaoqian" why are you here ? i'm looking for you all the time .原本慢慢走近，最后疾步坐过去抓住女的的肩膀。

英语短剧三人搞笑

改编自两小儿辩日J:Jack P:Petter S:stranger独白：The story happened in a sunny friends meet each other. J:Hi,nice to see you,Petter.P:Nice to see you,`s a good day ,isn`t itJ:Yeah,I like sunny days.P:Look,what`s thisJ:Oh,it`s our luck day. It`s 100 dollar.P:Yes, it what should we do to the money Give it to uncle police J:I don`t think suggest one of us can have it is in my hand,so…P:No ,I don`t think think I find it first,I am the person that who should have the money.J:Look at that don`t we ask him to judge it for us.P:I agree.J:Hello,could you please do us a favourS:Of `t upJ:Here is the thing,……S:I `s really a hard me …OK,I get an I`ll give you one question and the one who can give the correct answer that can have the do you thinkP:Why not.J:Let do it.S:Now you must listen to me at the sun,it`s beautiful isn`t it And it`s very far from my question is when is the sun farther away from us,in the morning or at noon You first.P:It`s we can see,in the morning the sun is very big and at noon it become ,the answer is at noonJ:That is the most stupid answer I have ever we can feel ,in the morning it`s cool and at noon it`ll be very is because the sun is farther away from us at morning.争吵S：.As a matter of fact,each of your answer is think the range is the same.P:Are you crazyLet me tell you something到一边,拿出50美元 If you make me win,it`s yours.S:think for a while.It`s a deal.回到原地 I am sorry,I made a mistake just `ll correct my is answer is at noon.J:What We need to talk.拉路人到一边I did not catch your mean you say it againS:The sun is farther away from us at you are wrong.J:打过路人Did you change your mindS:No…Oh are ,he was wrong.一起回去P：What`s wrong with your faceJ:清嗓子S:I just fall over by accident,never let`s go back to the question ,I think it over and over I believe Jack is were wrong. J:Jack从petter手中抢过钱Then it`s mine.kiss it It`s nice to meet you ,.P:WhatDon`t go.jack下 What`s wrong with youS:I `m sorry,I just…..J:Give me my money,now.路人拿出钱,jack一把抢过来,生气地走了S：jack走后,路人掏掏口袋发现Where is my own 100 me my money.追jack完。

搞笑七分钟英语短剧剧本

搞笑七分钟英语短剧剧本陈:Hello, everyone, have you ever seen the movie? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director--R Z. Recently, I will direct a new movie, today, there will be an audition and I will select three actors to perform in this film. OK, let's begin. The first part, talent show, let's welcome actor number one.陈:大家好，你们看过吗？是的，我是这部电影的导演R Z。

最近我要导演一部新的电影。

今天在这里将举行一场面试，我要选出三位演员来拍摄这部电影。

好的，接下来就开始面试的第一个环节，才艺表演，让我们欢迎第一位面试者。

杨: I t’s so easy for me to get this character. (面朝观众说) Nice to meet you, my dear director. 杨:我一定能轻而易举地拿到这个角色。

(边走边朝观众说)很高兴见到你，亲爱的导演。

陈:Nice to meet you too, so, introduce yourself.陈:很高兴见到你，那么请介绍一下你自己吧。

杨:I'm CK Yang, you know. I don't have too many achievements, I just won six World Music Awards, eight American Music Awards, and…(做沉思状) oh, I forgot, two Oscar Awards, it's just a piece of cake for me, you know, I...杨:我是CK 杨，你知道的，我也没有太多的成就，我仅仅拿了6次世界音乐奖，8次全美音乐奖，对了，差点忘了这个，还有二次奥斯卡奖，这对我来说不过是小意思，你们知道的，我。

英语三人短剧__搞笑

ot the Money Anyway(A Comic Piece for the CCTV Spring Festival Gala 2009)Play script by Cui Kai et al.CharactersUncle Zhao, acted by Zhao BenshanShenyang, acted by Shen HeCCTV Man, acted by Bi FujianYadar, acted by Wang Jinfeng (Mao Mao)小品：“不差钱”（2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目）编创者崔凯等表演者赵本山、沈鹤、毕福剑、王金凤（毛毛）（舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。

本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。

）(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)赵本山：到了。

毛毛：到了。

赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。

这不，苏格兰调情（tiáo qíng）。

毛毛：爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调（qíng diào）。

赵本山：啊，情调？就搁这儿吃。

毛毛：爷爷，这家老贵的啦。

赵本山：贵？咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢？毛毛：我没拿包啊。

赵本山：装钱那包，黄包。

毛毛：完了，让我落炕上了。

赵本山：我说，你这孩子还能办点事吗？！这给你办事，落炕上了还。

兜里还有钱吗？毛毛：兜里，多少钱哪才？才70多块钱。

英语短剧(三人)搞笑

改编自《两小儿辩日》(J:Jack P:Petter S:stranger)独白：The story happened in a sunny day.Two friends meet each other. J:Hi,nice to see you,Petter.P:Nice to see you,Jack.It`s a good day ,isn`t it?J:Yeah,I like sunny days.P:Look,what`s this?J:Oh,it`s our luck day. It`s 100 dollar.P:Yes, it is.So what should we do to the money?Give it to uncle police? J:I don`t think so.I suggest one of us can have it.Since it is in my hand,so…P:No ,I don`t think so.I think I find it first,I am the person that who should have the money.J:Look at that person.Why don`t we ask him to judge it for us.P:I agree.J:Hello,could you please do us a favour?S:Of course.What`t up?J:Here is the thing,……S:I see.It`s really a hard question.Let me think.en…OK,I get an idea.Now I`ll give you one question and the one who can give the correct answer that can have the money.What do you think?P:Why not.J:Let do it.S:Now you must listen to me carefully.Look at the sun,it`s beautiful isn`t it?And it`s very far from us.So my question is when is the sun farther away from us,in the morning or at noon?You first.P:It`s easy.As we can see,in the morning the sun is very big and at noon it become smaller.So,the answer is at noonJ:That is the most stupid answer I have ever heard.As we can feel ,in the morning it`s cool and at noon it`ll be very hot.That is because the sun is farther away from us at morning.争吵S：OK.Stop.Stop.As a matter of fact,each of your answer is incorrect.I think the range is the same.P:Are you crazy?Let me tell you something?(到一边，拿出50美元) If you make me win,it`s yours.S:(think for a while).It`s a deal.(回到原地) I am sorry,I made a mistake just now.I`ll correct my answer.Petter is right.The answer is at noon.J:What?We need to talk.(拉路人到一边)I did not catch your mean clearly.Could you say it again?S:The sun is farther away from us at noon.So you are wrong.J:(打过路人)Did you change your mind?S:No…Oh yes.You are right.Obviously,he was wrong.(一起回去)P：What`s wrong with your face?J:清嗓子S:I just fall over by accident,never mind.And let`s go back to the question ,I think it over and over again.Finally I believe Jack is right.You were wrong.J:(Jack从petter手中抢过钱)Then it`s mine.(kiss it) It`s nice to meet you ,petter.Goodbye.P:What?Don`t go.(jack下) What`s wrong with you?S:I `m sorry,I just…..J:Give me my money,now.(路人拿出钱，jack一把抢过来，生气地走了)S：（jack走后，路人掏掏口袋发现）Where is my own 100 dollar.Giveme my money.(追jack) 完。

3人英文短话剧剧本

In the restaurant.在餐馆里C,the customer.W,the waiter.M,the manager.In the restaurant.旁白：一天，一家英国的餐馆里，来了一位中国客人，故事就这样发生了：W:What can I do for you,sir? 先生要吃点什么？C:Beijing Roast Duck,Tomato and Egg Soup.That's all. 北京烤鸭，西红柿蛋汤，就这么多了。

W:A moment.请稍等。

W:Yours,sir.先生，这是你要的菜。

C:Thank you.谢谢。

C:Waiter.服务生。

W:Yes?Sir.什么事，先生？C:How can I have the soup?我怎么喝这碗汤？W:I'm sorry.Sir.I'll change it for you.对不起，先生，我去给您换一下。

W:Here your soup.Sir.这是您的汤，先生。

C:Thank you.谢谢。

C:waiter!服务生！W:Sir.先生。

C:How can I have the soup? 我怎么喝这碗汤？W:Er.I'm terribly sorry.I change it in a second.嗯，实在对不起，我再给您换一次。

C:Sir.I'm sorry for the soup.Now is the soup.先生，不是汤的问题，就是这个汤。

W:OK.好的。

C:Waiter!! 服务生！W:Sir? 先生？C:Call your manager,please.叫你们经理来。

M:I'm sorry,sir,but what's wrong with the soup?对不起，先生，汤有什么问题吗？C:How can I have the soup without a SPOON? 没有调羹我怎么喝汤？。

三人英语小短剧五分钟

三人英语小短剧五分钟Scene 1:Amy: Hey, Jack! Long time no see.Jack: Yeah, Amy. Been really busy lately. What's up?Amy: Well, I'm actually organizing a small get-together this weekend. Would you like to join?Jack: Sure, sounds great! Who else is coming?Amy: Just a few friends, including Lisa. She's been asking about you.Scene 2:Lisa: Hey, Jack! I heard you're coming to the partythis weekend.Jack: Yeah, I'm excited to see you all again.Lisa: It's going to be fun. I've been meaning to catch up with you.Jack: Yeah, same here. What have you been up to lately?Lisa: Oh, just work and stuff. But I'm looking forward to some fun time this weekend.Scene 3:Amy: Hey, everyone! Let's get the party started!Jack: Great idea, Amy. What should we do first?Lisa: Maybe we can play some music and dance?Amy: Sounds perfect! Let's get the music going.(Music starts playing and everyone starts dancing and having fun.)。

英语搞笑改编短剧剧本-孙悟空三打白骨精

Beat it!人物：T:唐僧M:孙悟空P:猪八戒S:沙僧X:白骨精原型B1:白骨精变成的村姑B2:白骨精变成的漂亮的女人B3: 白骨精变成男人T: Emitofo, Wow…,boys,this place looks beautiful. where we are now?......Does any one of you know what this place is?众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。

T: bajie, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问)T:bajie? Give the map to me!（严肃的问）八戒依旧看书，不理睬。

M: Idiot, What are you looking at?孙悟空用棍子打了一下八戒，八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。

但为时已晚，M一把抢过。

M: Look，monster…..(把书抢走交给师傅)T:(很吃惊) （转身训斥八戒）Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!P: Oh, master! Forgive me。

I will never do this again (伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west.P: Master, we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow so. 我这肚子饿了。

M: Fat Pig!P: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….M: You will what(凶相)?P: I will help you catch fleas跳蚤。

英语三人小情景剧(making an appointment)

Making an appointment预约和约定剧情介绍：这是一部以预约和约定为主题的小情景剧，本剧富有戏剧化和喜剧色彩，宗旨是如何进行预约和约定，其中也有电话沟通话术和技巧，提高小朋友们英语口语交际水平和表演水平。

人物：2位好友（其中一个小朋友是个懒骨头lazybones 哈哈），快递员总计3人场景设置：家中打电话路上时长：大约2分30秒场景1地点：在家中（At home）C（快递员）：(Knocking at the door. 敲门)XX！You package！主角A: Wow! It’s my favourite Pikachu. Thank you!是我的皮卡丘毛绒玩具，谢谢！C：My pleasure!不客气，很乐意效劳。

A：I will tell XX(B)!我要赶紧告诉XX。

（给XX打电话）A:Hello! This is XX（A）. Is that XX(B)?（电话用语）喂，我是XX，你是XX吗？B: Yes,speaking!是的。

A：Hi, XX! I have a new toy. It’s so cute. Would you like to come to my home and have a look?（预约1）XX.我有个新玩具，你想来我家看看嘛？B: Yes, I’d love to but I’m busy today. I’m sorry.(委婉拒绝)我很想去，但是我今天比较忙，对不起！（实际是躺床上，懒，不想去）A: Well, fine.哦，好吧！第二天A: Beauty And The Beast is being on. I will tell XX.《美女与野兽》正在上映,我要赶紧告诉XX。

A:Hi, May I speak to XX? This is XX.喂，我能和XX通话吗？我是XX。

B: Yes, Speaking.请讲！A: Beauty And The Beast is on at the Globe Theatre. Could you arrange for us to see that movie together?（预约2）《美女与野兽》正在环球影院上映，你能安排下我们一起去看电影吗？B: I’m seriously sorry. I’m working on my maths exam.我真的很抱歉，我现在在复习数学考试呢。

英语搞笑短剧剧本

三打白骨精Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精（何平）B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,y ou are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)Ah……T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡) S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》J: boss, brother Monkey is.......T: Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T: （惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened?S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声) S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）(谢幕)。

白蛇新传译(英语口语3人小短剧)(搞笑)(修改版)

出场：《千年等一回》的音乐（准备音乐）小青：姐，这是哪儿呀？Sister,where are we?小白：容我找一下（拿出地图寻找），现在在雷峰塔边上，前面就是西湖了！（准备地图）Eh.Let me find the location on the map.Oh,Now we are at the edge of Leifeng Pagoda ,and the West Lake is near ahead.小青：姐，这小地图，找美国都费劲，你能找到西湖嘛？Sister,the map is so small that it is hard to find America.Can you find the West Lake?小白点头。

Maybe.小青：我姐这道行真深哪！不就是找个恩人嘛？累死了！What a genius!We’re too tired for looking for the benefactor.And why you wanna marry him?小白：谢他啊。

小青，别着急！哎~~~~有个人来啦！！！To Thanks for saving my live.Qing,don’t worry!Ah,look at that man!He is coming! 小青：是的，他看起来很好吃，你想要煮汤呢还是烧烤呢？Yes, He looks tasty!!!would you like boiled or baebecue?许仙出场（放音乐，《渡情》）（准备音乐）许仙念诗“鹅鹅鹅，曲项向天歌，白毛浮绿水，红掌拨清波！”好诗啊好诗！Goose goose goose ,singing crooked towards the sky , white hair floating on green water,red foot paddlling clear wave. Good poet! Really Good!小青：姐，好吃，肯定好吃！Good food!Good!小白：青儿，不要粗俗了，看这位公子挺斯文的。

英语三人话剧剧本

英语三人话剧剧本第一篇：英语三人话剧剧本Section1:Now, ladies and gentlemen, we are in Africa.And just imagine that you are an animal like a lion , giraffe, a rabbit or something.We three are penguins from New York city and we came here to travel three years age.And now we are leaving.Melmen, and Marty and Gloria.Marty: We are gonna miss you little friends.You guys had been a great crowd.Glad we can introduce you to the toilet.If you ever come to look at Central Manhattan, feel free to call first.Seriously no, call.OK?Gloria: Oh, baby, I’m gonna miss you so much.You all will miss me too, right? No, I don’t want to leave ,I’m gonna cry.Melmen: Everybody in quickly.Get in the plane.Get in.Get in quick.We must leave here.It’s so horrible, I don’t want to stay here any minute!Get in quick, or I’ll leave you here!Marty and Gloria shouting: No!Oh, wait!Section 2: We are in the plane, which we made by ourselves during these there months.I’m the captain.Melmen,Marty, Gloria: Struts.Checked.Fillets.Checked.Engine.Checked.Coffee mate.Checked.Melmen: good bye and never see you again!Melmen: This is your captain speaking.In the event of a water emergency, place the vest over your head then kiss your life good bye!Marty: New York City, here we come baby.Gloria: sit back, relax and pray your personal gods that this hunk of junk flies.Plus, this is the 36th time we try to leave here.Melmen: OK, guys, launch!Marty: I think we will see much more fun the further way weget from.Melmen: Yeah, like when the lion beat you on the butt? Gloria: You don't need to be sarcastic Marty.–Hey guys, you know, I was thinking.When we get back, I might assign up for the breeding program.Melmen: Breeding program? –Gloria: I think we all reach a point on our lives...when we wanna meet somebody, you know settle down, have a relationship.Marty: Skipper, look.Analysis.-It looks like a small incandescent bulb designed to indicate something out of the ordinary.Like a malfunction.Melmen: I found it pretty and somewhat hypnotic.Right.Gloria, manual.Oh, what’s this?（把指示灯砸碎……）Gloria: Oh, my goash!What are you doing!Melmen: See, problem solved!Marty: skipper, we may be out of fuel.Melmen: What makes you think that? Marty: We lost engine one.Gloria: And engine two is no longer on fire.Melmen:Buckle up guys.Don't look dull.This might get hairy.Attention.This is your captain speaking.I've got good news and bad news.The good news is, we will be landing immediately.The bad news is...we are crush landing!Gloria:When it comes to air travel, we know you have no choice what so ever.But thanks again for choosing air penguin.Flaps up!Deploy!Oh, no!I miss my mum!Oh, I haven’t have a boyfriend yet!No, I’ve not even tell Jack that I love him!Section3: After the plane crashedGloria: Oh, we are here.What in the world? What happened to the plane?Marty: The plane crashed, I'm OK.I'm alive.Melmen: Oh, no!we’re still in Africa！第二篇：英语三人话剧剧本Section1: Now, ladies and gentlemen, we are in Africa.And just imagine that you are an animal like a lion , giraffe, a rabbit or something.We three are penguins from New York city and we came here to travel three years ago.And now we are leaving.Melmen, and Marty and Gloria.Marty: We are gonna miss you my little friends.You guys had been a great crowd.Glad we can introduce you to the toilet.If you ever come to look at Central Manhattan, feel free to call first.Seriously no, call.OK? Gloria: Oh, baby, I’m gonna miss you so much.You both will miss me too, right? But I don’t want to leave ,I’m gonna cry.Melmen: Everybody in quickly.Get in the plane.Get in.Get in quick.We must leave here.It’s so horrible, I don’t want to stay here any minute!Get in quick, or I’ll leave you here!Marty and Gloria shouting: No!Oh, wait!Section 2: We are in the plane, which we made by ourselves during these there months.I’m the captain.Melmen ,Marty, Gloria: Struts.Checked.Fillets.Checked.Engine.Checked.Coffeemate.Checked.Melmen: good bye and never see you again!Melmen: This is your captain speaking.In the event of a water emergency, place the vest over your head then kiss your life good bye!Marty: New York City, here we come baby.Gloria: sit back, relax and pray your personal gods that this hunk of junk flies.Plus, this is the 36th time we try to leave here.Melmen: OK, guys, launch!Marty: I think we will see much more fun the further way we get from.Melmen: Yeah, like when the lion beat you on the butt? Gloria: You don't need to be sarcastic Marty.–Hey guys, you know, I was thinking.When we get back, I might assign up for the breeding program.Melmen: Breeding program? –Gloria: I think we all reach a point on our lives...when wewanna meet somebody, you know settle down, have a relationship.Marty: Skipper, look.Analysis.-It looks like a small incandescent bulb designed to indicate something out of the ordinary.Like a malfunction.Melmen: I found it pretty and somewhat hypnotic.Right.Gloria, manual.Oh, what’s this?（把指示灯砸碎……）Gloria: Oh, my goash!What are you doing!Melmen: See, problem solved!Marty: skipper, we may be out of fuel.Melmen: What makes you think that? Marty: We lost engine one.Gloria: And engine two is no longer on fire.Melmen:Buckle up guys.Don't look dull.This might get hairy.Attention.This is your captain speaking.I've got good news and bad news.The good news is, we will be landing immediately.The bad news is...we are crush landing!Gloria:When it comes to air travel, we know you have no choice what so ever.But thanks again for choosing air penguin.Flaps up!Deploy!Oh, no!I miss my mum!Oh, I ha ven’t have a boyfriend yet!No, I’ve not even tell Jack that I love him!Section3: After the plane crashed Gloria: Oh, we are here.What in the world? What happened to the plane? Marty: The plane crashed, I'm OK.I'm alive.Melmen: Oh, no!we’re still in Africa！第三篇：年会三人话剧剧本《双喜临门》年会三人话剧剧本《双喜临门》--更多年会策划请百度欧凯传媒人物王三：村主任，年近五十岁；潮流：志愿者，王三未来的女婿，二十五、六岁；小玲：王三未来的儿媳妇，二十三、四岁。

3人3分钟的英文短剧剧本

三一文库（）〔3人3分钟的英文短剧剧本〕*篇一：三人英语小短剧三人小短剧主角：两女一男，男的饰演宁采臣穿越而来，两女是好朋友其中一人是小倩转世而来。

永：morning，candy.虫：morning,Cassie。

永：whatswrongwithyou.youlookssopale.虫：iwerewatchingtvallthenight.永：whatdidyouwatch?虫：HaveyouheardoftheprevalentTime-travelTVseries"BuBuJ ingXin"?永：ohIloveitsomuch.theactressarebeautiful,theirdressin gisgreat.虫：metoo.ifyouhaveachance,whichdynastydoyouwanttotransportedto?永：ofcourse.songdynasty.I"dliketoprotectourcountry.and letcitizenhaveaeasyliving.虫：whatagreatideal!永：butitissoridiculous.wewonthavechancetotransported.虫：idon‘tagreewithyou.everythingispossible.男的破门而入男：whathappened?whereiam?wheremysweetheartxiaoqian?xia oqian?xiaoqian?Whereareyou?绕教室跑下去,问班上的众人whoareyou?Whereiam?allofyoulooksostrange!Whathappen ed?Tellme,whocantellme?永：lookatthatguy！helookssoamusing!虫：Whathappenedtohe?永：yousee.hishairissolong.styleisstrang,thedressinglik esacientpeople.虫：wow,ishetransported永：no,itsimpossible.虫：look!heisgettingclosetous.男：youngladies.imsogladtomeetyouhere.Youarefamiliartom e!ohgod!"xiaoqian"whyareyouhere?imlookingforyouallt hetime.原本慢慢走近，最后疾步坐过去抓住女的的肩膀。

三人英语小短剧

三人小短剧主角：两女一男，男的饰演宁采臣穿越而来，两女是好朋友其中一人是小倩转世而来。

永：morning，candy.虫：morning,Cassie。