剧本中英文版

吐槽帝

第一幕开场白

人物：报幕者A

报幕者走上舞台，银屏随之移到舞台中央。

报幕者A：大家好，这里是922影院，我们正在为影迷们播放年度最热电影。现在啊，越热门的电影，就越会被人吐槽，观众们一个个都是“吐槽帝”，无论是什么电影都会被说成一堆垃圾。下面，就让我们看看这些“吐槽帝”的精彩表现吧。

Hello everyone , welcome to our 922 movie theatre , we are showing Annual hottest movie for our film fan .Nowadays,The hotter a movie is,the more borak it will get. Each single audience is specialist at sarcasm. The movies are bound to be belittled to be trash despite their type. Next, let's have a look at the fabulous performance of these " Tucao God " .

第二幕《小时代》

人物：报幕者B，甲，乙，顾里，林萧，唐宛如，南湘

银屏后，时代姐妹花围坐在一起。

报幕者B：欢迎收看2013年最热电影——《小时代》

Welcome to the hottest movie in 2013——Tiny Times

顾里：（上前一步，绕银幕走一圈）女士们，我是顾里，今天是我的生日会。（走到另外三个人身后，指尖拂过她们三个的座椅）瞧瞧你们三个，林萧，你穿这身衣服是来端盘子的吗？唐宛如，你拿这么大一个包来是要掳个男人回家吗？噢，南湘，你还是这么美，不过，你们今天的表情为什么都那么奇怪？

Ladies and gentleman , I’m Lily ,and this ,is my birthday party.

Look at yourselves , Lin Xiao ,let me guess , are you going to be a waitress here since you have dressed yourself like this ? Tang Wanru ,I belive it’s enough to bring a ma n home by such a big bag . Oh , Nan Xiang , you are always so beautiful. But wait ,why are your faces so strange.

林萧：顾里，你快别说了。（站起来，凑到顾里耳边低声说）南湘已经知道你跟她男朋友上床的事了。

Lily，just stop talking. Nan Xing has already known what happened between you and her boyfriend.

顾里：（惊讶，走到一边，瞪着林萧）是你告诉她的？

Is that you who telling her?

林萧：顾里你有病吧，你怀疑我？我什么都没说。38:05

Lily，what’s wrong with you ? you suspected me? I haven’t said anything.

顾里：你拿什么证明？

How can you prove your innocency?

林萧：顾里！从小学，到初中，高中，大学，这么多年了，我有一次背叛过你吗？没想到在你心里我是这么不值得信任。

Lily , we know each other for many years,I can’t believe that you don’t really trust me in your heart.

顾里：（大声）那会是谁说的？

Then who did？

甲：（从座位上站起来，抢话）让我来告诉你吧，（指着唐宛如）告密者就是她——唐宛如！

Let me told you ,It’s she——Tang Wanru ,she is the informer. 唐宛如：（惊讶，跳出银屏，捂胸）你怎么知道的？

How did you know that?

甲：因为我早就看过《小时代》那本愚蠢的小说了，她跟她的男友上了床，她又抢了她的男朋友，讲的无非就是这些愚蠢的事情。

I have already seen this stupid novel before . She slept with her boyfriend and she got her boy friend .All this novel is about these stupid things.

南湘：（跳出银屏）愚蠢？这样痛苦的事在你眼里是愚蠢？难道你没有被人背叛过吗？你们知道被人背叛的感受吗？

Stupid ? Such a painful thing is stupid in your position? Have you ever been betrayed? Do you know the feelings Have been betrayed by your close friends.

乙：停停停！真是一部垃圾电影！我再也无法忍受这种女人之间的无聊戏码了，按我的说法，小时代这部电影就是一部宣扬拜金主义的低俗爱情片，在浮华的物质背后，人们拥有的只是空虚的灵魂。

Stop!I can’t stand any more ! From my point of view Tiny Times is a vulgar romance story talks about money worship, behind the flashy material, what people have is only the empty soul.

甲：（嘲笑）所以她们就只能不断地争抢男人。

So what they can do is just constantly argue for men.

唐宛如：（捂胸）我受到了惊吓！垃圾？我们花了几个月的时间不休

不眠拍出的电影，在你们眼里就只是垃圾？我们的导演连续熬了多少个通宵，人都熬成了干，你们就不能给他一点尊重?

Oh, I’m scaryed ! rubbish? We spent several months on a movie and merely sleep, but in your eyes ,it is just rubbish? Our direc tor didn’t sleep fo r several days and even become shorter , can’t you just give him some respect.

南湘：就是，你们实在是太不尊重我们了，我们的电影再怎么不好，你们也不该说它是垃圾。既然如此，我们也没有继续演的必要了。That’s right ,you are so rude, No matter how bad our film is , you can not name it as rubbish. Since it is so, we have no necessary to continue.

时代姐妹花离开了舞台，观众们也随之离座。

第三幕《哈利波特与死亡圣器》