守株待兔英语版

守株待兔(英语短剧) 剧本

可以自己调节角色~

(因为是搞笑短剧，所以不必太拘谨。普通台词意思对即可。)

[开始。树)上台安静地屹立到舞台较后方。导演走到台前]

导演：Action![跑下台]

[农夫冷酷地上。]

农夫：I’m a farmer.(稍停顿)[走两步]A modern farmer.(掏出墨镜戴上)[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，回头生气地踢了下绊自己的石头，继续保持冷酷] When I was yong,I studied in Nan~tong Middle School[掏出胸卡骄傲地展示给观众看，收起]!So I’m rich now![开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look!This is my modern mobile——Motorola WC 250!This is my Swatch!This my MP3! This is my shoes——ADI~DAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry. And look at this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do U know what’s this?痒痒挠?No no no~~It’s my modern——锄头~!![看下表]It’s time to do some farmin g![开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作，锄了两下，突然] Oh yes!I think farming s hould be combined with music![掏出MP3戴上，开始很有激情地边锄地边唱] Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming should be combined with music~!F arming farming,I’m farming!Farming will be funny and easy~![边唱边锄边慢慢下台，把没用的道具拿走，把有用的道具准备在口袋里] [树走上前台]

树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，边做边唱：哼哼哈西!!!]I can dance![跳四小天鹅]I’m tall!And I’m Strong!IF you hit me,you will 挂掉!Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台]

[兔子A上]

兔子A(一开始不知道状况。以为自己扮演周杰伦，所以很热情地上场跟观众打招呼)：Hey everybody,I’m Jay!I love U!I love Nantong![展示新专辑《十一月的肖邦》]Now let me sing one of my new songs to U!The name of the song is 《发如雪》![清清嗓子正要唱，这时候导演(范冰)上]

导演：[拿手中纸筒狠狠打了下兔子A的头]What are U doing?! Now U are a rabbit,understand?![兔子A：Sorry sorry sorry] [导演边说边夺过《十一月

的肖邦》。导演下台之前，看了下《十》] What’s this?[看了看，惊喜地]Oh! It’s mine!(很兴奋地拿着下场)

兔子A：OK,now I’m a rabbit. I just had my breakfast. Now I’m just w alking around here. I think walking after meals is good for my health. [在场上转圈，悠闲散步]

[农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]

农夫：(惊喜地)Lunch![扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it! [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走]

[农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。]

兔子A：Wahhhh~!(吓一跳)What’s this!

农夫：Hnnnn…!I will kill U for lunch!

兔子A：But your gun… [帮农夫把枪头调转过来(农夫一开始把枪对着自己)]

农夫：Thank you!

兔子A：My pleasure. (突然想起来农夫要杀自己) Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑，躲到树后面，农夫追到树前]

农夫：Where~ to go? Haha!

[农夫开了一枪“砰”。兔子在树后惊慌躲闪，没被打到。树做出受伤中弹状。农夫又开枪，同上。农夫开始加快频率，火力密集地开枪。兔子开始时惊慌躲闪，躲着躲着跳起舞来。树继续痛苦中弹状。]

兔子A[自我陶醉中，边跳边说]You didn’t hurt me! You didn’t hurt me!

树：[痛苦万分地]But…U…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后]

[兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。农夫停止开枪，走到兔子面前，看着它。兔子猛然抬头发现]

农夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [举枪对准兔子，开枪，没声音，看看枪，示意没子弹了。兔子见状，非常兴奋地大笑起来]

兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now! [兴奋大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到后仰。突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa ![兔子晕两下~~ “我倒!”倒地]

农夫：OH! [很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [想一下] But I’m still full now.Let me tie it to the tree and have a sleep.I will eat it after sleeping.[把兔子绑到树上。倒地睡到树旁边]

……

兔子A：[兔子很快醒了，看看四周，发现自己被绑了，很惊讶]Where am I? Wh at happened?

树：[指着农夫]He caught you and wanted to eat you.

兔子A：What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape?[东张西望，看到农夫的手机]

[兔子不知不觉地把树杈移开，走到手机前看了看]咦?What’s this?[捡起来看] Oh,a mobile.[再看]It’s beautiful.[放回原处。又自觉地把自己绑在树上。突然想起来]A mobile!Maybe I can call some one to help me! [又不知不觉地把自己放出来，那起手机] But how to use it???

树：[走上前]Let me tell U.Look,press this button![给兔子]

兔子A：Oh I see. [做出打电话的样子] 喂?

李咏：[上台，激情澎湃地] Hello!This is lucky fifty-two![做出幸运52的手势]I’m Liyong!Now let’s start our first question!What’s the most probable relation between 康熙 and 雍正? A. Husband and wife B.Teache r and student C.Waiter and costomer Answer me,please!

兔子A：(很冷漠地)Sorry， wrong number.[挂掉]

李咏：Answer me!Answer me! En..?喂?喂喂?[很郁闷地下台]

兔子A：Now let me call again.[拨打] 喂?

兔子B：喂?

兔子A：Hey Jackey!

兔子B：Hey tommy!