趣味漫画

【趣味漫画】

答案：我说我想找个温柔，体贴，稍微还有点狂热的人约会。他们配给我一条香蕉面包。

心理学的图片,你能看到几张脸?

s 是少女又是老头

哲理漫画“人生就像坐公交车”的英文翻译！急用！请尽快帮忙。谢谢

我们知道它有起点和终点，却无法预知沿途的经历

有的人行程长

有的人行程短

有的人很从容，可以欣赏窗外的景色

有的人很窘迫，总处于推搡和拥挤之中

然而与悬挂在车门上、随时可能掉下去的人相比，似乎又感欣慰

获得舒适与优雅，座位是必不可少的机会，因此总被人们争抢

有的人很幸运，一上车就能落座

有的人很倒霉，即使全车的人都坐下了，他还站着

有时别处的座位不断空出来，唯独身边这个毫无动静

而当你下定决心走向别处，刚才那个座位的人却正好离开

为了坐上或保住座位，有的人漠视良心，甚至伤害他人

有的人却因为这样那样的原因，不得不将到手的座位让给他人

有的人用了种种的方式，历了长长的等待，终于可以坐下

但这时他已经到站了

下车的一刻，他回顾车厢，也许会为区区一个座位而感慨，自以为大彻大悟

其实即使重新来过，他依然会去争抢，因为有时如果不坐下，连站的位置都没有除非你永远不上车，而这并不由自己决定

到站的人下了，车上的人还在

依然熙熙攘攘，依然上上下下

Life is like a bus

We know where it begins and ends, but can't know what will happen in the experience

Some people have longer journeys

Some people travel short

Some are very calmly, can enjoy the scenery outside the window

Some people embarrassed, always be in pushing and crowded in

However that hang from the door, anytime, compared to those who fall seems to have delighted

To travel in comfort and grace, you must take a seat at the first chance; therefore, everybody will fight for a seat

Some people are lucky enough to get on the car, a signature

Some are very unlucky, because although everyone else can get a seat of the car, he also stood

Sometimes other seats become vacant, but the side this out without action And when you set your mind to, just that seat towards elsewhere but just leave In order to obtain and keep a seat, some people disregard their conscience, even hurt others

Some people, for this and other reasons, had to give up the seat they others Some people with a variety of ways, underwent a long wait, they finally get a seat

But then he had arrived

The moment he get carriages, might be reviewed reposibility.four a seat and regrets, from think big che enlightened

Even it all over again, he will still go to scramble, because sometimes if not sit down, even the station of position are not

Unless you never get on the car, but this does not determine by themselves Station who made, the person on the car

Still bustling, still up and down

问：小白长得很像他的哥哥，打一句成语

答：真相大白

问:为什么梨子是温度最高的水果?

答:梨子(离子)烫

问: 世界上最最黑暗的动漫人物是谁?

答: 机器猫

为什么: 因为他伸手不见五指

问: 世界上最富有同情心的动漫人物是谁？

答: 还是机器猫

为什么: 因为他总是向人伸出圆手!

问：有一只狼来到了北极，不小心掉到ㄌ冰海中，被捞ㄌ起来时变成了什么?

答: 槟榔

Q：世界上什么鸡跑的快？什么鸡慢？

A：肯德鸡块（快）

妮可基特曼（慢）

Q：非洲食人族的酋Zhang吃什么？

A：人啊！

Q：那有一天，酋Zhang病了，医生告诉他要吃素，那他吃什么？A：吃植物人！~~

Q:什么动物是高手?

A:猪,因为猪(珠)算高手

Q:什么动物最容易被贴在墙壁上?

A:海(报)豹

Q:胖子从12楼掉下来会变什么?

A: 死胖子

Q:吃饱饭了谁会帮你添饭?