高中英语课前导入

Not Necessary To Answer 无 需 回 答
Teacher：“I have two questions，it isn't
necessary to answer the second question if
you know the result of the first question.
It was the Christmas season and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,
“What is your offense?”
“I did my Christmas shopping early this year,” cried the prisoner.
How much hair do you have？” Student ：“A hundred and twenty million s．” Teacher：“How do you know it？” Student：“It is not necessary to answer th e
“别听他们的，”他妈妈安慰说：“你的 脑袋长得很漂亮。好了，别哭了，去商店 买10磅土豆来。” “购物袋在哪？” “我没有购物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”
男性成长三阶段 The Three Stages of Man:
He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus!
相信圣诞老人的存在。 不相信圣诞老人的存在。 自己是个圣诞老人
He is really somebody他真是大人物 -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he
do? -- A maintenance（维持；维护） man in a
“Yes," Tom replied, smiling at her broadly.
"So is my mom," she said. "Would you like to meet her?"
约会
汤姆发现咖啡厅的一位女服务员每天都 和他打招呼。汤姆有些受宠若惊，因为这 位小姐看上去至少比他年轻15岁。一天她 又对汤姆招手并示意汤姆过去。于是汤姆 走了过去。她问道，“您现在是单身吗？” “对，是单身，”汤姆满脸堆笑的说。 “我母亲也是，”她说，“您愿不愿意见 见她？”
Girl: Remember that vase（花瓶） you always worried I would break?
Mom: Of course. What about it? Girl: Your worries are over.
女儿：还记得你常常担心我会打破的那个花瓶 吗？ 妈妈：当然了。怎么呢？ 女儿： 你的担心结束了。
Keys（答案）：
1.Because it makes fat fact! 2.Because it's the beginning of everything! 3. Two. The inside and the outside! 4. All animals, for trees can't jump! 5. At the bottom of the paper!
Big Head 大脑袋
“All the kids make fun of me” the boy cried
to his mother. “They say I have a big head” “Don't listen to them.” his mother comforted him. “You have a beautiful head .Now stop
crying and go to the store for ten pounds of
potatoes” “Where's the shopping bag?” “I haven't got one, use your hat.”
“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑，”小男孩哭着 跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”
cemetery（墓地）.
-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。 -- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？ -- 墓地守墓人。
约会
When the young waitress in the cafe started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved to Tom again. When Tom went there, she asked, "Are you single?"
“There’s nothing wrong with that,” said the Judge. “How early wereБайду номын сангаасyou doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” answered the prisoner
法官与小偷 圣诞佳节到来，法官心情愉悦的问受刑人： “你做了什么坏事啊？” “我今年圣诞节购物早了些。”犯人回答。 “那并不事件坏事”，法官说：“到底多早之 前啊？” “商店开门之前。”犯人答道
1. Why are girls afraid of the letter C ? 2. Why is the letter E so important? 3. How many sides does a circle have? 4. What animal can jump as high as a tree? 5. Where was the Declaration of Independence(独立宣言) signed?