大学生英语话剧--荆轲刺秦王

太子丹：No problem.没问题。
Part three
挽着那女子，太子丹在后，阿三一手拿着地图，一手拿着人 头上。
阿三：We have already reached Yishui River.我们已经达 到沂水河。 荆珂：Please just stop here. Goodbye.请在这里停车。再见。 太子丹：Hero, Let me see you off a little further英雄,让我送 你一些 荆珂：What a boring guy. If you walk a little further, then you will go to Qin instead of me 多么无聊的一场的家伙。如果你再走一段,然后你会代替我去 秦 太子丹：Well. Goodbye. Hero. Here is the map and the head of Fan Yuqi, so as to get trust of the king 好。再见。 英雄。这是地图的头部和樊于期,从而获得信任,尽显王者风范 荆珂 ：How can I express my feeling now? I don’t want to leave because I love you. Once I think I will kill Yingzheng . I can’t help rushing into W.C. you known. I don’t want to go. I don’t want to go.
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有一妖艳女子走上，走到荆 柯面前，给荆柯抛了一个眉 眼。荆柯两眼发直。 太子丹与阿三Yeah! 荆柯：Great man, both born and die for his motherland. I am not the guy who just wants money and beauty. What shall I do? Prince, just say it out. But this lady…… 伟大的人,出生和死亡都为他 的祖国。我不是那个人只是 想要钱和美丽。我该做什么 呢?王子,就说出来。但是这 个女人……
太子:
Ha, ha~~~. Good idea,Good idea!But do you think who we can sent?
哈哈~ ~ ~。好主意,好主意!但你认为谁是可以送到呢?
阿三：I have thought about it, we can send Xi Men Chui Xue .He is traveling in our country these days. I think we can’t lose the chance. We must employ him quickly.
西门吹雪下。太子丹与阿三上，看见荆轲，大吃一惊，太子丹给阿三一个眼色，阿三会意。 走至荆轲前。
阿三: What’s your name, please? Hero.请问你叫什么名字?英雄. 荆轲不屑一顾。 太子丹May I have your name, please?我可以知道你的名字吗? 荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：宁 在 花 下 死， 作 鬼 也 风 流。 Even dying under the flower, Also happy as a ghost. ——快活魔王荆轲是也 Happy prince of the gost 太子丹：How do you do 荆柯：How do you do. 荆柯突欲走，太子丹给阿三一个眼色。 阿三：Hero, wait for a moment. I have a problem which needs your help。英雄,稍 等片刻。我有一个问题,需要你的帮助． 太子丹：You can gain a lot of things.荆柯欲走又止。
这是一个疯狂的世界。在这个疯狂的世界,有疯狂的人们,试图 用疯狂的方式来展示疯狂的历史。
太子丹 : Yingzheng,that bad guy ,treats me even worse than before.Resorts to lots of persons in his hand,he never cares about me ---the most sensible prince under the sun.Recently,he has got much more cities from my hands.How can I live if these things happen again Hey!! I must think out a good idea. I must make him know who I am . Where is my minister?
嬴政,那个坏家伙,对待我比以前更 糟。许多人则在他手中,他从不关 心我- - -最明智的王子在太阳下。 最近,他有更多的城市从手中滑落。 我如何生活,如果这些事发生呢 嘿! !我得想出一个好主意。我要让 他知道我是谁。 哪里是我的部长?
大臣阿三:
Indeed, tell me what shall we do now? 事实上,告诉我,我们应该做些什么呢? 阿三: Just keep calm,please!Let me see!
今天我来战斗,谁是unwanted-life的家伙。脱颖而出
荆轲站在一边，不敢出大气。
旁白：Competition begins. 荆轲Are you really Xi Men Chui Xue? 西门吹雪：Just come on. 荆轲：Are you sure you are really the Xi Men Chui Xue in the story 西门吹雪： what a boring man! How dare you ask me such a stupid question?
荆轲My hero, I admire you just like the yellow river, never endless. I have eightyyear-old mother up, three-year-old boy down. Please don’t kill me. Give me the life, please! 西门吹雪I thought Jingke is a hero. But you beg for life. How can I forgive you? Give me your life.(我认为荆轲是一个英雄。但你求 我的生活。我怎么能原谅你吗?给我你的生活 Maybe I ate too much this morning, Maybe there is something wrong with the rice. (抬 头) where is the toilet?也许我吃了太多的今天 早上,也许有毛病了大米。厕所在哪里? 荆轲：T-o-i-l-e-t-? 西门吹雪：WC. 荆轲：W-C-? 西门吹雪：茅厕！！Are you happy to hear such rude words?你很高兴听到这样粗鲁 的话? 荆轲：I know, I know. Turn left, left and left.我知道,我知道。向左拐,左拐再左拐.
太子丹: Here is a card for traveling all over the world for free, please accept it please, hero.这是一张卡片,周游世界免费,请接受吧,英雄。
荆柯正准备拿，但马上又止，转身又欲走 太子丹：I must use the last way. Ladies and gentlemen. This is Miss Huang!我一定 要用过去的方式。女士们,先生们。这是黄小姐。
我怎样才能表达我现在的感受吗?我不想离开,因为我爱你。有一次我想我会杀了 Yingzheng。我不能帮助你知道冲进了厕所。我不想去。我不想去。
妻子：Don’t worry. Do you still love me?别担心。你还爱着我吗?
荆珂：Sure. I love you just like the mouse likes the rice. I love you more than my own life, more than my wife, more than the whole world. You are the one I first kissed, and I hope you will be the last one.当然。我爱你,就像老鼠爱大米。我爱你胜过我的生命,超过 我的妻子,超过整个世界。你就是我的第一次接吻,我希望你将会是最后一个。 妻子：Well. If you are still loving me. You should not make me sad Stand up like a man. Don’t be fearful. I will be right here waiting for you.好。如果你仍然爱我。你不应该让我伤 心站起来像一个人。别无所畏惧。我将在这里等着你。
荆珂：You must wait for me.你必须等我。
妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪， 旁白：”I will be right here waiting for you”(我将在这里等着你) 响起 荆珂上船，渐渐远去， 妻子：Hey！ You want to come back, use your pig head, if you come back, the assurance that I bought about you will no use. Go to your doom. Never come back. 嘿! 你想回来,用你的猪头,如果你回来,我买的保证你不会使用。去你的末日。永远都不会回来 了。
只是保持镇静,请!让我看看! Loki get one,we can sent a hero to put Ying Zheng to~~~
Then, all the beauties,jewelries and cities in Qin is ours~~~ 好的,我找到了,我们可以送一个英雄,把嬴政~ ~ ~ 那么,所有的美女、首饰和城市在秦代是我们的~ ~~

演员介绍
It was war periods time, the war among different countries seemed endless. 这是战争时期,各国之间的战争似乎没完没了。 Every kings or ministers tried to find some supermen to work for them——to be the killing tools for their political purposes.
每一个国王或者部长想找到一些超人来为他们工作——用来 做杀人工具来达到他们的政治目的
As time goes by, it was becoming a fashion to feed some good men at home……
随着时间的推移,在家培养这些人成为一种时尚……
This is a crazy world. In the crazy world, there are the crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by the crazy way.
我认为,我们可以派遣西门吹雪。他这些日子在我国 旅游。我认为我们不能失去这个机会。我们必须雇 用他很快
太子:
Well, deal with the things as soon as possible.
嗯,处理事情尽快。
Part two
西门吹雪 :Today I came here for the fighting, who is the unwanted-life guy. Stand out.