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好的我准备好答下道题目了All right, I'm ready for my next question.在一个犀牛被当宠物养的世界中In a world where rhinoceroses are domesticated pets,谁将赢得第二次世界大战who wins the Second World War?乌干达Uganda.理由Defend.肯尼亚会因出口犀牛而崛起Kenya rises to power on the export of rhinoceroses.在中非成为一个强大的政权A Central African power block is formed,并殖民统治北非和欧洲colonizing North Africa and Europe.战争爆发后谁也负担不起养犀牛的这份奢侈When war breaks out, no one can afford the luxury of a rhino.肯尼亚衰落乌干达雄起Kenya withers, Uganda triumphs.回答正确Correct.轮到我了My turn.在一个钢琴被当做武器而不是乐器的世界中In a world where a piano is a weapon, not a musical instrument,斯科特·乔普林会用什么来演奏《枫叶爵士》on what does Scott Joplin play "The Maple Leaf Rag"?美国黑人作曲家及钢琴家调谐刺刀Tuned bayonets.理由Defend.理由不是显而易见吗Isn't it obvious?你说得对我的错You're right. My apologies.你们俩在玩什么鬼游戏呢What the hell are you guys playing?这是我们发明的一个游戏It's a game we invented.我们称它为"反事实游戏"It's called Counterfactuals.我们假定一个在某关键方面不同于这里的世界We postulate an alternate world that differs from ours然后互相就此发问in one key aspect and then pose questions to each other.本游戏适合8至80岁人士It's fun for ages eight to 80.一起来玩吧Join us.好吧All right.我也喜欢脑筋急转弯I like a good brainteaser.我来试试吧Give it a whirl.你走运了这道简单You're in luck, this is an easy one.在一个人类被高智商巨形海狸统治的世界中In a world where mankind is ruled by a giant intelligent beaver,哪种食物再也吃不到了what food is no longer consumed?BLT(培根生菜番茄三明治)吗其中B代表海狸Uh... a BLT where the "B" stands for beaver?我也说不准I don't know.莱纳德认真点Leonard, be serious.我们在玩游戏呢We're playing a game here.我能答出来的让我想想I can figure this out. Let's see.海狸以树皮喂食Um, well, beavers eat tree bark.我唯一了解的人类用得着树皮的食物是肉桂The only tree bark I know that humans consume is cinnamon.所以我说是肉桂So, I'll say cinnamon.错误Incorrect.答案很明显是芝士丹麦酥Obviously, the answer is cheese Danish.你说啥What?在一个被巨形海狸统治的世界中In a world ruled by a giant beaver,人类为取悦海狸的统治会修建许多水坝mankind builds many dams to please the beaver overlord.哥本哈根因地势低洼会遭遇洪灾The low-lying city of Copenhagen is flooded.数万人会死去Thousands die.

生活大爆炸第四季剧本 S04E21

Series 4 Episode 21 – The Agreement Dissection

Scene: The bathroom

Sheldon: Leonard, are you in the shower?

Leonard: I can’t hear you, I’m in the shower.

Sheldon: I asked if you were in the shower, but that’s moot now.

Leonard: What?

Sheldon: Moot. Rendered unimportant by recent events.

Leonard: I can’t hear you, I’m in the shower.

Sheldon: I have to skip the chitchat. Emergency.

Leonard: What kind of emergency?

Sheldon: Mathematical. 32-ounce banana smoothie, 16-ounce bladder.

Leonard: You might not want to do that.

Sheldon: I assure you I do.

Leonard: Sheldon, I’m not alone in here.

Sheldon: What?

Priya: Hello, Sheldon.

Sheldon: What are you doing in there? She can’t be in here.

生活大爆炸第四季剧本 S04E04

S4E04 – The Hot Troll Deviation

Scene: The Cheesecake Factory.

Raj: I’m telling you, if xenon emits ultraviolet light, then those dark matter discoveries must be wrong. Sheldon: Yes, well, if we lived in a world where slow-moving xenon produced light, then you’d be correct. Also, pigs would fly, my derriere would produce cotton candy, and The Phantom Menace would be a timeless classic.

Raj: Oh, you’re so arrogant. If you were a superhero, your name would be Captain Arrogant. And you know what your superpower would be? Arrogance.

Sheldon: You’re wrong again. If my superpower were arrogance, my name would be Dr. Arroganto.

Howard(laughs): I love watching Raj and Sheldon try to work together.

生活大爆炸第四季中英文剧本完整版

Season 4, Episode 1: The Robotic Manipulation

-Howard: And now the Kung Pao Chicken.

这是宫保鸡丁。

-Leonard: Ah, yeah. Wow.

啊，好，哇。

-Raj: Smooth.

smooth: 平稳地，顺利地

厉害。

-Howard: And finally,

finally: 最终，最后

最后，

my Moo Shu Pork.

是我的木须肉。

-Raj: Whoo-hoo!

哇塞!

-Howard: Oh, there you have it, gentlemen.

好了,先生们,你们都看到了

Our entire dinner unpacked by robot.

entire: 全部的，整个的 dinner: 晚餐，晚宴 unpack: 打开机器人已经把所有饭菜取出来了。

-Raj: And it only took 28 minutes.

仅仅花了28分钟时间。

-Sheldon: Impressive,

impressive: 令人钦佩的，给人印象深刻的

真不错啊，

but we must be cautious.

cautious: 谨慎的，小心的

不过我们得小心点。

-Howard: Why?

为什么?

-Sheldon: Today, it's a Chinese food retrieval robot. retrieval: 检索，取回，恢复

今天，这是个中餐传递机器人，

Tomorrow, it travels back in time

生活大爆炸第四季剧本 S04E12

Series 4 Episode 12 – The Bus Pants Utilization

Scene: The university cafeteria. Howard is on the phone.

Howard: Ma, Ma, calm down. Listen to me. I know it says click with the mouse, but on a laptop, the trackpad is the mouse. Now, put your finger on it. Doesn’t matter which finger. Good choice. Now move it down to your e-mail icon. Yeah, the little envelope. What do you mean, what does it look like? It looks like an envelope! Fine, you don’t like the computer, do n’t use it! Sure, we can exchange it for a salad spinner. Good-bye!

Raj: That’s a Hanukkah present you’re regretting, huh?

Sheldon: I won’t say that all senior citizens who can’t master technology should be publicly flogged, but if we made an example of one or two, it might give the others incentive to try harder.

生活大爆炸第四季剧本 S04E13

Series 4 Episode 13 – The Love Car Displacement

Scene: The Cheesecake Factory

Penny: Hey. So you guys ready to order?

Sheldon: Since we come in every Tuesday night at six o’clock and order the same exact thing, and it’s now six oh eight, I believe your question not only answers itself but also stands alongside such other nonsensical queries as who let the dogs out? and, uh, How are they hanging?

Penny: Okay. So, the usual, with extra spit on Sheldon’s hamburger.

Amy: Penny, a moment? Do you have plans this weekend?

Penny: Oh, gee, Amy, I’m sorry, I’m actually pretty busy this weekend.

Sheldon: Probably serving food that was ordered today.

Amy: That’s too bad. I was hoping you could be my plus-one at the Institute of Interdisciplinar y Studies’ symposium on the impact of current scientific research on societal interactions.

生活大爆炸第四季剧本 S04E09

Series 4 Episode 09 – The Boyfriend Complexity

Scene: The apartment.

Raj: You know who’s got to be the bravest person in the Marvel Universe? Whoever has to give She-Hulk a bikini wax.

Howard: You want to talk brave, how about Captain America’s undocumented Mexican gardener?

Leonard: He’s not braver than whoever uses the bathroom after The Thing?

Sheldon: As usual, you’re all wrong. The bravest person in the Marvel Universe is the doctor who gives Wolverine his prostate exam.

Howard: How about the guy who gets a prostate exam from Wolverine?

Sheldon: Now you just being silly. Wolverine’s never displayed the slightest interest in helping others prevent prostate cancer. (Answering phone) Hello. Yes, the elevator’s out of order you’ll have to use the stairs. Of course you can. Pizza dates back to the 16th century, while the first elevator was not installed until 1852. That means that for over 300 years, people carried pizzas up stairs. Be part of that proud tradition.

生活大爆炸第四季剧本 S04E05

Series 4 Episode 05 – The Desperation Emanation

Scene: The apartment.

Leonard: All I’m saying is, if they took all the money they spent trying to make a decent Hulk movie, they could probably just make an actual Hulk.

Sheldon: That is apt and amusing. I think I shall share that with Amy Farrah Fowler. She’ll appreciate the witticism. Leonard: Thank you.

Sheldon: It’ll also help improve her initial impression of you.

Leonard: So what’s going on with you two?

Sheldon: Well, the status is as it always was. S he’s a girl. She’s a friend. She is not my, please forgive me for doing this, girlfriend.

Leonard: Right, right. So you’re still just texting and emailing? You don’t feel any need to hang out with her, you know, be in the same room?

生活大爆炸第四季剧本 S04E11

Series 4 Episode 11 – The Justice League Recombination

Scene: The apartment.

Raj: Water Demon.

Howard: Ice Dragon.

Leonard: Lesser Warlord of Ka’a.

Sheldon: Not so fast. Infinite Sheldon.

Leonard: Infinite Sheldon?

Sheldon: Yes, Infinite Sheldon defeats all other cards and does not violate the rule against homemade cards because I made it at work.

Leonard: Do you understand why people don’t want to play with you?

Sheldon: No, although it’s a question I’ve been pondering since preschool.

Leonard: Hey.

Zack: Hey.

Leonard: Hey.

Penny: Hey, your copy of Science magazine was in my mailbox.

Leonard: Oh, thanks.

Penny: Mm-hmm.

Zack: Check it out, all about planets this month.

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No, seriously, I think I've finally figured out my problem with women. 说真的我终于知道我搞不定女人的问题在哪了

The capybara is the largest member of the rodent family.

水豚是世界上体型最大的啮齿类动物

What does that have to do with me and women?

这跟我搞不定女人有啥关系?

Nothing.

没关系

It was a desperate attempt to introduce an alternate topic of conversation. 只是我想转变话题的一次徒劳尝试

My problem is, I don't project confidence.

症结在于我的表现不够自信

So I decided that the next time I meet a woman

我决定下次再见到女人

I think is attractive,rather than holding back and being cautious,

绝不唯唯诺诺裹足不前

I'm going to assume the mantle of self-assurance.

我要大胆展现自信的风采

Oh, yeah? What's that look like?

是哦? 怎么个展现法?

Hi.

嗨

I'm Leonard.

我是Leonard

And you are beautiful.

生活大爆炸第四季剧本 S04E17

Series 4 Episode 17 – The Toast Derivation

Scene: The apartment. Sheldon is on the phone.

Sheldon: Buona sera, Luigi’s Pizza. Buona sera. It means good evening in Italian. May I say, having to explain that to you calls into question the authenticity of your ristorante?

Leonard: Okay, I’m out of here.

Sheldon: Unmomento. Oh, for heaven’s sake, now you’re being deliberately stupid. (to Leonard) Where are you going?

Leonard: I’m having dinner with Priya at Raj’s. I think Howard’s going to be there. You want to join us?

Sheldon: But tonight’s Thursday. On Thursdays, everybody comes over here and has pizza. Or a reasonable facsimile prepared by someone claiming to be Luigi, but who sounds suspiciously like Jackie Chan.

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Scene: The apartment

Sheldon: Why hast thou forsaken me, O deity whose existence I doubt?

Policeman: Here. Breathe into this bag.

Leonard: What’s going on?

Sheldon: They stole everything, Leonard, everything.

Policeman: Are you the roommate?

Leonard: Yeah, Leonard Hofstadter. What happened?

Policeman: Your friend here called 911 to report a robbery.

Leonard: Oh, my God, what did they get?

Sheldon: What didn’t they get? They got my enchanted weapons, my vicious gladiator armour, my wand of untainted power, and all my gold.

Leonard: You called the police because someone hacked your World of Warcraft account? Sheldon: What choice did I have? The mighty Sheldor, level 85 blood elf, hero of the Eastern kingdoms, has been picked clean, like a carcass in the desert sun. Plus, the FBI hung up on me. Policeman: Into the bag.

生活大爆炸第四季剧本 S04E17

Series 4 Episode 17 – The Toast Derivation

Scene: The apartment. Sheldon is on the phone.

Sheldon: Buona sera, Luigi’s Pizza. Buona sera. It means good evening in Italian. May I say, having to explain that to you calls into question the authenticity of your ristorante?

Leonard: Okay, I’m out of here.

Sheldon: Unmomento. Oh, for heaven’s sake, now you’re being deliberately stupid. (to Leonard) Where are you going?

Leonard: I’m having dinner with Priya at Raj’s. I think Howard’s going to be there. You want to join us?

生活大爆炸第四季剧本 S04E14

Series 4 Episode 14 – The Thespian Catalyst

Scene: A lecture hall.

Sheldon: Good evening. I’m your guest lecturer, Dr. Sheldon Cooper. I was expecting applause, but I suppose stunned silence is equally appropriate. I agreed to speak to you this evening, because I was told that you’re the best and the brightest of this university’s doctoral candidates. Hmm. Of course, that’s like saying you are the most important electron in a hydrogen atom. ‘Cause, you see, there’s only one electron in a hydrogen atom. Best and brightest, my sweet patootie. All right, let’s begin. Show of hands, wh o here is familiar with the concept of topological insulators? Don’t kid yourselves.

生活大爆炸第四季剧本 S04E03

S4E03 – The Zazzy Substitution

Scene: The apartment.

Sheldon: All right, I’m ready for my next question.

Amy: In a world where rhinoceroses are domesticated pets, who wins the Second World War? Sheldon: Uganda.

Amy: Defend.

Sheldon: Kenya rises to power on the export of rhinoceroses. A Central African power block is formed, colonizing North Africa and Europe. When war breaks out, no one can afford the luxury of a rhino. Kenya withers, Uganda triumphs.

Amy: Correct. My turn.

Sheldon: In a world where a piano is a weapon, not a musical instrument, on what does Scott Joplin play The Maple Leaf Rag?

Amy: Tuned bayonets.

Sheldon: Defend.

Amy: Isn’t it obvious?

生活大爆炸第四季剧本 S04E19

Series 4 Episode 19 – The Zarnecki Incursion

Scene: The apartment

Sheldon: Why hast thou forsaken me, O deity whose existence I doubt?

Policeman: Here. Breathe into this bag.

Leonard: What’s going on?

Sheldon: They stole everything, Leonard, everything.

Policeman: Are you the roommate?

Leonard: Yeah, Leonard Hofstadter. What happened?

Policeman: Your friend here called 911 to report a robbery.

Leonard: Oh, my God, what did they get?

Sheldon: What didn’t they get? They got my enchanted weapons, my vicious gladiator armour, my wand of u n tainted power, and all my gold.

Leonard: You called the police because someone hacked your World of Warcraft account?

Sheldon: What choice did I have? The mighty Sheldor, level 85 blood elf, hero of the Eastern kingdoms, has been picked clean, like a carcass in the desert sun. Plus, the FBI hung up on me.