英语小话剧搞笑唐伯虎点秋香

（江南四大才子结伴出游）

一女子：你们看，你们看，江南四大才子在那边哎.(look,look! here comes the four handsome boys! )

（众女子兴奋观看）

（四大才子摆ＰＯＳＥ，众女子倾倒逃散）

（一女子被四人拦住，被迫跳河）

唐伯虎：想跑？你飞不出我的五指山的。（欲跳下河被拦住） (don’t go ,you can’t fly out of my five fingers! )

祝枝山：伯虎兄，有人在看。(keep calm brother tang, someone watching )

祝枝山：今天我们江南四大才子到这里游山玩水，难怪那些女子要疯狂了。(Today we four handsome boys here, it's no wonder that those women are crazy !)

文斌：说得是，(that’s true )

文征明：各位各位，既然大家今天兴致这么好，不如来吟首诗如何？（hey,boys ,how about singing poems since we are exicted 祝枝山：哎，征明兄提议的好啊。文斌兄你先来。 That sounds great !so ,brother wenbing ,you singing first!）

文斌：来呀！(OK),山下一群鹅。

文征明：嘘声赶落河。

祝枝山：落河捉鹅一肚饿。

唐伯虎：吃完回家玩老婆。

三人：哎呀，对得妙呀，真是绝句！( Oh my gad ,this poem is really cool!)

唐伯虎：啊哈哈~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` (hahahahaha)

三人：真的那么好笑？！(oh,what he laughed at? and What’so fanny!)

文征明：为什么唐兄每次出游，都那么豪情奔放呢？ (why brother tang can keep happy everytime when we go out?)

文斌：乐而忘形，实在令人（三人）羡慕羡慕啊。(Joy but driven, really make we three envy )祝枝山：不过老实说，在江南论文章，唐兄他才高八斗，论丹青，妙笔生花，真是不折不扣的才子啊。（but to be honest ,brother tang’s article and his painting are the most famous ,he is a real talent!）文斌：不错，最令人羡慕的就是他在音律方面也有很高的造诣。(yes,and he is also good at music )

唐伯虎：那倒是，古今中外各种乐器我样样都玩得都出神入化。最近我还在研究一种西洋打击乐

器，很带劲儿哦。有机会可以研究一下，大家。Thanks! There is no doubt that I can play all kids of instrument ,and recently I was studying a western instrument ,it’s perfect ,we can discuss someday!)

文斌：对，研究一下！no problem!

文征明：我觉得唐兄最令人羡慕之处，莫过于他的艳福啊。人人都知道，唐兄家中有八位夫人，各

个都貌美如花，国色天香。做人能象唐兄这样，夫复何求啊？ But I think what most envy us is his

8 beautiful wifes ,if I have the same lift,there is no regret 唐伯虎：啊哈哈

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (ahahahah)

祝枝山：有马子可以上啊。Look, there is a beauty !

祝枝山：哎，唐兄，你看桥头上有个婀娜多姿的女子，孤孤单单的。这样好了，你就当场示范一下

你的泡妞大法，让我们兄弟几个好好地学一学。 Brother tang ,look at the lonely girl ,how about you to show us how can we get a girl’s love !

唐伯虎：这个嘛…… let me see …

文斌：事关大家的福利，你没问题吧？！ Hey ,go ahead ,we are waiting ,do you have something trouble!

唐伯虎：义不容辞。 No,my pleasure

祝枝山：去呀。 Come on!

唐伯虎：小姐。 Hai ,miss

女子：公子何事？（一回头，竟是如花！） yes?

三人：上！上！go go go

唐伯虎：没什么，我想借小姐的肩膀搭一下，不知道可不可以？ Nothing, I just want to use your shouler ,so could you give me the chance ?

如花：这怎么行呢，我可是黄花大闺女啊。 That’s crazy! I am not married !

唐伯虎：我知道，我只不过是想整整我的朋友而己。其实在下正是唐伯虎。 I know ,I just play a joke with my friends ,and you know what ,I am tang bo hu如花：什么糖做的老虎，我不认

识你。你再不走，我可要叫了。What? A tiger made by suger？infact I don’t know you ,if you don’t go ,I will shout!

唐伯虎：这样好了，我给你公子何事？意思意思。 Ok,keep calm ,how about I give you ten yuan 如花：一两银子？你当我什么，最起码十两！ Ten yuan? No way ,at least one hundred yuan

唐伯虎：哇！你这德性还要十两？！干脆去抢了！wa! Look at you face ,it worth one hundred yuan ? you are really killing me ! you are a robber!

如花：不错，我就是抢！把钱拿出来！ Right, I am a robber,give me your money

（两人乱打）

唐伯虎：你……你…… you

如花：去死！ To death you !

唐伯虎：打你！ Beat you!

如花：捅你！ Fight you !

（最后如花被唐伯虎打落河中）

三人：哎？搞什么鬼啊？（赶到桥上）怎么搞的？怎么啦？ Oh, what are they doing ! what’s wrong!

文征明：你出手也太重了吧？！ You are too hard

唐伯虎：他想抢钱，这个死人妖！ He want to rob my money,hey,you stupid ladyboy!

三人：啊？！人妖？ what? ladyboy?

祝枝山：我喜欢！拿着。（祝枝山将折扇递给文斌，跳入河中）I like!

文征明：真可惜！让他抢先一步！ What a pity ,he robbed first

路人：just do what I tell you

唐伯虎：are you sure this can help me !

路人：thrust me !and remember, you have give all the money that you sale yourself

唐伯虎：no problem!

路人：you are not kidding me ?

唐伯虎：don’t worry ,I never cheat a fool man