生活大爆炸 第二季 22

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闻到了吗

Smell that?

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新漫画书的味道

That's the smell of new comic books.

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太棒了

Oh, yes.

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今天我来付账伙计们

They're on me today, boys.

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你买单?

Y ou're paying?

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你又去卖精子了?

Have you been selling your sperm again?

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没有只是庆祝一下

No, I'm celebrating.

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现在太空船

As we speak, the space shuttle

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正停在国际空间站

Is docking at the at the international space station

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配备沃罗威茨零重力

Where it will deploy the wolowitz zero-gravity

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废物处理系统

Waste disposal system.

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少给自己戴高帽

Oh, get over yourself.

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不就是高科技马桶嘛

It's a high-tech toilet.

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这么想

Just think.

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多亏你的杰作

Thanks to your hard work,

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国际太空宇航员才能

An international crew of astronauts

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大胆去没人去过的地方拉

Will "boldly go where no man has gone before."

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好笑吗

Is that supposed to be funny?

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确实好笑

I believe it is.

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结合引用《星际旅行》

The combination of the star trek reference

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和双重含义的动词

And the play on words involving the double-meaning

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去[拉]

Of the verb "to go"

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说明莱纳德拿你的

Suggests that leonard is humorously mocking

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太空管道工程开玩笑呢

Y our efforts in space plumbing.

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行开你们的小玩笑吧

Okay, make your little jokes,

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但我们四人之中只有我

But of the four of us, I'm the only one making

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为科学技术做出实际贡献

Any real-world contribution to science and technology.

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他说得对这可是重大成果有两个原因

He's right. this is an important achievement, for two reasons.

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可以一号[小便]

Number one...

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还能二号[大便]

And, of course, number two!

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真聪明

Oh, clever!

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利用基数对应

Playing on the use of cardinal numbers

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隐喻人体机能

As euphemisms for bodily functions.

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给谢尔顿给你留的新《地狱男爵》

Here, sheldon, I pulled the new hellboy for you.

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太刺激了

It's mind-blowing.

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